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The Hodgepodge Shinobi: A Gacha-Gone-Wrong Adventure

Alex thought his biggest problem was the five lightning bolts that struck him one after another. He was wrong. His biggest problem was the random dog that pulled his hospital plug. Now, instead of crossing the rainbow bridge, Alex is trapped in the body of a bewildered, utterly talentless child in a strange new world filled with chakra and ninjas.
Oh, and he has a "System." Not the cool kind with levels and stats, but "The Hodgepodge Hextech Helix," a glitchy, sentient mess that fuses random concepts into utterly bizarre, often useless, and sometimes hilariously dangerous abilities. Think "Exploding Ramen Bowl" instead of "Fireball Jutsu."
With no idea what's going on, and even less control over his "powers," Alex has to navigate the treacherous world of the Second Shinobi World War era, convince everyone his weird abilities are just a "lost bloodline," and somehow, against all odds (and his system's best efforts to sabotage him), survive. Get ready for a hilariously chaotic adventure where the only constant is the unpredictable absurdity of Alex's very, very wrong System.
***Imagine Not Mine***
The Hodgepodge Shinobi: A Gacha-Gone-Wrong Adventure novel is a popular light novel covering Anime & comics genres. Written by the Author Owen_9886 . Read The Hodgepodge Shinobi: A Gacha-Gone-Wrong Adventure novel online for free.
- Chapter 6: In Which We Find Herbs, and Also Probably Sin
- Chapter 7: Team Dynamics, Stealth Fails, and Rooting Problems
- Chapter 8: How to Lose a Face in Ten Seconds (Featuring a Blonde Medic with Anger Issues)
- Chapter 9: The Checkup That Nearly Checked Me Out
- Chapter 10: The Perv, the Panic, and the Paper Toad Incident