Xiu Erdai's daily essays

3128_What do you want?

Me: "Jianzong is poor, and the most delicious thing for you is their swords, but if you swallow the swords of Jianzong's disciples... Seriously, I don't think my father can hold Jianzong's sword." Hunt down."

Pei Bing: "The last direction Yuanbaocao pointed to before changing the ball was Jianzong."

Me: "But first, it has changed the ball, the standard positive ball, and has no direction; second, even if Jianzong has a suitable living environment for Yuanbaocao or what it wants, it is only suitable for Yuanbaocao , it may be different from your definition of delicious; third, it’s okay to go to Jianzong to have a look.”

Xiao Sui: "I also take care of the space for the master repeatedly every day."

Me: "Are you tired when you take care of it? Are you unhappy?"

Xiao Sui: "Not tired. Happy."

Me: "What do you want?"

Xiao Sui pointed at the fur ball: "Knead it into a ball."

The big furball looked down at the little follower.

I asked Fuqiu: "What do you want?"

Fuqiu: "I want to have an independent area in this space that belongs to me, and as long as I have no conflicts with the master, Xiao Sui can't suppress me."

Xiao Sui: "If you form a ball and let the master knead it for a day, I will approve it."

Fuqiu: "Deal."

I asked Fuqiu: "I authorize Xiao Sui to knead for me for a day?"

Fuqiu: "Also."

Xiao Sui rolled up his sleeves: "Then come."

Fuqiu: "Remember the terms of the deal."

Xiao Sui: "You are the one who remember not to have conflicts with the master, or I will entertain you in the eternal little black house."

Xiao Sui and Mao Qiu happily played, and I arrived at the gate of Jianzong in Pei Bing's expectation.

no one.

...Hey, the gatekeepers can put one up as a symbol, or you can set up a formation at the gate.The door is so open...it seems like a trap, I dare not enter it.

Pei Bing was excited: "Look, the ingot grass has deformed."

I don’t know if the spherical gel-like thing should continue to be called Yuanbaocao. During the fight between the little follower and the fur ball, it rolled to the side of them, and was flattened into a round piece. It was perfectly round, but still had no direction. Of course, it did deform.

The follower who pressed the ball of fur: "We didn't compact it, it flattened itself."

Of course, it is impossible to make it so square by just pressing it casually.But automatic change... It seems that it is really looking forward to Jianzong.

Pei Bing: "Does it look like a dumpling wrapper? Let's make an ingot-shaped dumpling."

Although the dumpling skin is not small, but... hey, Xiao Sui...

Xiao Sui put the little fur balls on top of the jelly dumpling wrapper...the size is quite suitable, and it should be able to wrap a big Yuanbao dumpling just like this.

3129_Intuition

The hair ball continued to shape the ball calmly, Xiao Sui controlled the gel skin to be folded in half, pinched tightly...it fell apart.The gel skin spread out like a stream of water, returned to the ground, and returned to the appearance of a round skin. The fur ball grinned: "I didn't do it."

Xiao Sui grabbed the fur ball back into his arms and continued to rub: "I know. I know what happened in my space. Just like if I forcibly control it, the dumpling skin has no chance of turning into water at all, it is considered a gaseous state. I can also make it wrap you into dumpling stuffing."

Pei Bing: "Yes, but now we need to observe the natural reaction of Yuanbaocao to judge what it really wants."

Xiao Sui: "If it's something particularly delicious, do you want to eat it all to yourself?"

Pei Bing: "... Let's share the food together."

Me: "What does 'we' mean?"

Pei Bing: "Just...we..."

Xiao Sui: "Master will share half, and the rest will be divided equally between me, Pei Bing, you... and the fur ball."

Pei Bing: "..."

Me: "Xiaojian can't eat ordinary food, but if it is pure energy food, Xiaojian can absorb it."

Xiao Sui: "Then Pei Bing, Mao Qiu and Xiao Jian will share the remaining half equally. The master will take the full half."

Me: "Although Yuanbaocao is not my own, it was the first to discover this thing after all, so it's not good to let it get nothing."

Xiao Sui: "Then..."

Pei Bing: "Master will keep half of it, and we will share the rest equally. That's it. Don't worry, I fully understand your gist, and I will definitely obey it without any compromise."

Xiao Sui: "Really? Won't you steal it?"

Pei Bing: "Whatever, I will stay in your body the whole time, waiting for the master to put something in. You can completely monitor me, so that I don't have any chance to steal."

Xiao Sui: "Okay, I will monitor you closely."

... I think Xiao Sui seems to have been tricked by Pei Bing.Did Pei Bing really come here for the delicious food, or did he just want to enjoy Xiao Sui's eye-catching gaze?

Pei Bing: "How can your Lingbao have the IQ of a routine?"

But you firmly believe that there is deliciousness in Jianzong, where is the basis?

Pei Bing: "You don't understand this, it's the intuition of an old glutton."

……Oh.

Fuqiu: "I think Pei Bing's intuition may be right this time." Because it is being rubbed by Xiao Sui, it is inconvenient for Fuqiu to speak, so it uses the way of thinking in its head to let us hear.Its 'thinking' is calm, not at all unhappy because it is being tossed around as a plush toy.

Fuqiu: "No, I'm not happy. Anyway, I don't dare to hurt me. Just rub it. As a cat, my body is soft enough to withstand such activities."

3130_Violence Eternal

Xiao Sui kneaded harder, and the hairball continued to be emotionally stable.

Mao Qiu followed the previous words and explained: "When I was being used as dumpling stuffing just now, at the moment Xiao Sui pinched the dumpling skin, although Xiao Sui failed to pinch it, I felt that the dumpling skin really wanted to cover something, just because I didn't meet its stuffing requirements, so it returned to the skin state. The moment it judged that I didn't meet the requirements, I sensed its appetite, which is very similar to Pei Bing's gluttony."

Pei Bing, who was supported, was proud: "I am an expert in this area."

Xiao Sui, who listened carefully to Mao Qiu's words, gradually slowed down his movements. Mao Qiu provoked: "Is this the end of kneading? Then go and build a separate area for me, don't delay."

Xiao Sui came back to his senses, and his actions became rough again on the premise of not hurting the cat: "I agreed to rub it all day."

Mao Qiu: "I thought you'd changed your mind. It's normal for children to change. As long as it changes in a direction that benefits me, I can accept it."

Maybe the hairball feels comfortable being rubbed, that's why it stimulates Xiao Sui so much.

Xiao Sui: "...Hmph, don't try to shorten the duration by pretending to be calm. I'm going to rub it all day and make a video. If I'm not happy, I'll sell the video."

Fuqiu: "I am the owner's cat. You look exactly like the owner. Is the owner rubbing his own cat hot? Is it a black history for me? Am I afraid that this video will be seen by others? Your threat is really remote."

Xiao Sui always loses in quarrels, which reminds me of myself who is often speechless by elders and big brothers.Alas, Xiao Sui, I'm sorry, I didn't give you a good skill point.

Xiao Sui: "Just do it if you can't talk." Then he raised the dagger to shave the fur ball.

Mao Qiu lifted the shape of the dumpling and jumped away: "This is against the rules! It's different from the agreed deal!"

The golden elixir of the hairball is in the period, and the hair growth is slow. Once shaved, it will be bald for a long time.

Xiao Sui: "It's normal for a kid like me to go back and forth."

Maoqiu: "I can't accept what is bad for me."

Xiao Sui: "So don't be mad at me anymore. You are in my space now. I haven't built your independent area yet. If you continue to offend me, I will definitely take revenge. You can't hide. Even if you escape to Go to the master world, as long as you don't leave the master's reach, I can catch you and shave you off."

Fuqiu admits defeat, and promises that within the one-day time limit of this transaction, it will be a good and well-behaved plush toy for the little companion, and will never owe you any more.

What did I say?Violence is eternal.

What kind of wits do you fight? If you slash with a sword, you will be settled if you win, and you will be settled if you lose.

3131_ refreshing

I simply stepped into the gate of Jianzong, and immediately encountered a head-on sword, I dodged, and at the same time, the man holding the sword screamed: "Why is there someone?!"

...Hey, this is indeed the gate of Jianzong, even if you don't use it by flying in and out from above, it hasn't been abolished yet... right?Uh, there is not even a special defensive formation at the main entrance, only a large formation covering the entire sect...

Me: "Did I go to the wrong place? Isn't this the main entrance of Jianzong?"

"The main entrance? Right... ah, yes, this is the main entrance. Are you looking for someone? Don't know the man's spiritual pattern? Do you know the name? If I know, I can help you get in touch."

Me: "I'm not looking for someone, I'm looking for something, but I'm not sure what that thing looks like and where it is, I just guess it's in Jianzong, so I may need to look around in Jianzong..." The more I said it, the more I felt guilty. Although what I said was true, it sounded like I was here to beat the autumn wind.

I patched it up as much as possible: "It should be in or near the plantation." I gestured for the size of the little furball with both hands, "It's about this big."

The man didn't seem to think I was rude, he thought about my needs seriously, and said: "Plantations... Our Jianzong's plantations are scattered, everywhere, all over the whole sect. If you don't have any more clues, It may take a lot of time to find it. Some plantings are sandwiched between rocks and protected by formations, which are relatively hidden. It is easy to ignore when flying over the sky. You have to drill in to find out what is inside. You need to find a local sect The planter will take you, otherwise you will miss a lot of areas and may not find what you want."

Me: "Thank you, senior. What's your name? I'm Yunxia Zong Peilin." Not only do I not know him, but he has never paid for my portrait, and I can't find it in my memory. He probably doesn't know me, even after hearing my sect and name, his expression still doesn't fluctuate.

"Jianzong Bupu."

Me: "Senior Bu, do you have time to take me for a while? I..." At first I habitually wanted to say that I would pay the tour guide fee, but when I faced the disciples of Jianzong, I suddenly felt that saying this seemed a bit... It can't be called an insult, but it seemed to be used. It is not appropriate to buy the labor of Jianzong disciples with money.

This must be an illusion.Jianzong also accepts a large number of commissions from various places, and they all receive remuneration at a clear price; their Lingzhi products are also sold at market prices.Jianzong's poverty is poor, but it is only poor in management, not poor in rejecting filthy money.

I hesitated for a while, but Senior Bu Pu readily agreed: "Okay, I almost chopped you down just now, just as an apology for you. But I am not very familiar with the distribution of plantations, so I will take you to a large, conspicuous place first." Go around the area, if you can find what you want in those places, the best; if you can't find it, I will introduce you to another planter and let him take you around."