Xiu Erdai's daily essays

3124_happy

Xiao Sui couldn't bear it anymore and rushed towards the fur ball.The hairball wanted to avoid it, but it was really difficult to do activities against Xiaosui's wishes in the Xiaosui space. The hairball failed, and I could only watch as Xiaosui jumped on its back and forced it to unfold Wings, and finally use its wings as a plate for tears.

Maoqiu: "...the tears are fake if you can continue to cry after such a fluttering?"

Xiao Sui: "I'll just cry! I'm happy!"

Maoqiu: "I just know how to act like a baby."

Xiao Sui: "I! Happy! Happy!"

Mao Qiu adjusted the angle of the wings, letting the tears slide down into the box Pei Bing prepared.Xiao Sui used her eyes as faucets... she cried for a while until she hiccupped, crying very hard and sincerely.

If this video is sent to Senior Brother, I don’t know what I can get in exchange.

Xiao Sui: "He has to give you all of his private treasury before you can change it!"

It's not me bragging, after excluding confidential information and items involving important authority in this sect, the total value of the master's private vault is definitely lower than my inventory.

Xiao Sui: "Since he is so poor, we can only sell it to him cheaply. As a senior brother, it is not good for him to be in debt and affect the image of Yunxiazong."

Pei Bing: "Actually, if you were serious about collecting portrait fees from Senior Brother, Senior Brother would have owed the Master a long time ago, right?"

There are two main fees for my portrait: one is to use my face for profit, and the other is the image retention fee.Elder brother certainly doesn't involve...maybe not involve the former, but he is definitely the hardest hit area for the latter.Especially my black history image, the amount held by one elder brother can surpass the whole world except Yunxiazong.The only ones who can crush him in this matter are the elders of the sect, Ms. Yunxia and the grand formation of the sect.

The disciples of this sect paid a lot for my portrait, and senior brother is one of them.His payment amount was very high, so high that I had to explain to other disciples: "Brother, I have kept too many images of me, so I need to pay such a huge amount. I didn't intend to pay the disciples of this sect at all."

Everyone said:

"To pay. I want a gift in return."

"It doesn't matter if I want to return the gift or not, I just want to give something to Second Young Master."

"Yes, every time I see Second Young Master having fun, I want to give something away. It's great to be able to open a long-term channel."

"You don't want to give it away, anyway, I don't need to give it away, I'm not a fan of Junior Brother Pei."

"Throwing darts also counts."

"I didn't tie it!"

"When you were dumped, you clearly said you were going to get stabbed."

"I'm just talking, no real action!"

……

3125_ narrow-minded and thick-skinned

There are also people who follow the crowd and actively pay, but because of their special status, they appear to have a strange style of painting: "It must be paid. The agitation overflowing in the heart needs to be delivered to reality."

This is Senior Brother Mei Shuanli.

Special status: Huang Wen Dashou.

Everyone: "You should pay the most!"

Mei Shuanli: "Farewell. Although I wrote or participated in the writing of the article, I am so happy to write it, partly because I have won the support of many of you, and being affirmed by a large number of people has stimulated my inspiration. So, although I am the mastermind, you are also the accomplices."

I confiscated Mei Shuanli's little Huangwen income, but he didn't care about it. He spread Huangwen entirely because of love, not profit. Gao, never discounts, is to prevent his writing from leaving a cheap impression, and to make buyers cherish it.Mei Shuanli is a master of fine arts.

Later, he became the person who bought Mei Shuanli's Huangwen, and he paid Mei Shuanli a share of the money for the article, and at the same time paid me an equal amount of compensation, and Mei Shuanli also transferred all the money he received for selling the article to I, also pay me the same amount of compensation.

Why is Mei Shuanli so rich?

"Because he doesn't use you alone to write articles, and he won't pay compensation if other people don't ask him for it; and as a master in this field, Mei Shuanli's foreign guidance fee is very high."

"The talents of the Acacia sect are also wealthy like the Acacia sect."

The benefits and compensation I received from Mei Shuanli and her followers have a side effect: they have changed from an underground workshop to a clear path for me as the client.It seems to be my tacit consent to their yellow text transaction.

Even the Disciplinary Department asked me: "You really don't want to pursue Mei Shuanli's writing about you? You know, this kind of thing will definitely not be reported. As long as you agree, other people can't bear to sue you. We won't entertain it."

Me: "I agree with Brother Mei who writes, and his readership is only increasing. Besides, why do other people want to 'sue for me'? Can't they use their own reasons? For example, 'The influence of people around us addicted to pornography "Destroying work efficiency and delaying work" and attaching the data of work efficiency reduction and specific incidents of delay, as long as the data is high and the incident is not small, one accusation will be accurate."

Afterwards, I released a template for this type of complaint. Users can fill in a few blanks and attach evidence corresponding to the filled words before submitting to the Disciplinary Office. As long as the evidence is true and correct, the lawsuit will be successful.Then many people experimented, and then the Disciplinary Department accumulatively punished Mei Shuanli and his hard-core readers with one complaint and one complaint.

Some people are too happy to experiment and sue themselves; there are countless people who sue each other and sue several ring chains—for example, A sues B, B sues C, C sues D, and D sues A.

While being punished, Mei Shuanli said: "Second Young Master is sometimes very narrow-minded and cute. My inspiration is really endless."

While being punished together, its die-hard readers supported the mastermind: "I look forward to your new work, Lao Mei."

Mei Shuanli: "Don't worry, it will be soon. Writing is like a fountain."

Such a group of thick-skinned people, since they can't be killed, what else can they do?

Precepts Department: "Wait for the opportunity, use waste."

3126_tired

The big brother paid me a higher amount for my portrait than Mei Shuanli, making people question what he has collected.He took the initiative to show it to me, but I firmly refused: I don't want to review the dark history.

Senior brother: "If you don't check, how will you know if I paid enough?"

Me: "I believe you will not owe me any money. In addition, I allow you to use the data to pay off the debt." But until now, the senior brother has not given me any data in the name of repaying the debt.Although the senior brother paid me a lot, with his wealth that is even more unlimited than Mei Shuanli, it seems that he doesn't feel distressed after paying so much.

Pei Bing: "It's better to take a look at the collection of the elder brother. After reading it, you will definitely increase the fee standard for the elder brother in shame and anger, until he is bankrupt."

Then I shut myself up for many, many days in the torment of shame?Let each other go, proper confusion is also a virtue.

The trouble was almost over, and my mood was relaxed. The four of us sat around my information simulation storage box. I put the small sword on my lap, lifted the box, and opened it.

In an instant, the information catapulted out, forming a large bullet screen-the effect I created for myself was really spectacular.

Some people say that I want to change careers; some people say that when I investigate schools everywhere, either I want to betray Yunxiazong, or I want to abduct people to betray their school; It's a smoke bomb used to attract attention on the chessboard; some people say that the apprentices of the Pei twins are more keen to please me than their master...

I close the box and securely lock my relevant information back. Even the ones I have seen are removed from the surface memory and locked deep in the memory bank: I will not really forget, but I can deliberately forget, and control myself not to Think, don't think, don't go deep into it, just pretend it doesn't exist.

Xiao Sui held the key: "The master is great. I don't need this."

Me: "Yeah, I also feel that my self-control has increased, or it should be said that compared with the wonderful world, it is not very interesting to be limited to the information related to me. Maybe the content of what I said is different, but the attitude of speaking , the way of arguing, the pros, cons, and neutral positions, all repeated over and over again, are all similar to the barrage in the fortune-teller competition. It's an old tune."

If I want valid information, I have to sift the dry bits out of the endless debate.The speaker kept repeating his envy, jealousy and hatred for my background. No matter what the content of the debate was, it always couldn't get around my face, my father, and the top ten.I don't know if they are tired of arguing, but I am tired of watching it anyway.

3127_ do it every day

Xiao Sui: "You can use the program to delete the repetitive content and the nonsense in the debate, leaving only the dry stuff."

When programming, I have to endure a lot of boredom, and the dry information I get after suffering...Although it is valuable, it seems unnecessary: ​​where do I need to keep track of where the rumors against me are going?No matter how hard I find dry goods, its authenticity is still doubtful. After all, the massive amount of information I can get is too low-level, there are too many personal guesses and family opinions, and I don’t care much about what strangers think of me.

I took the key back from Xiao Sui, turned it into a small sword, about the same length as an ordinary dagger, and put it back into Xiao Sui: "Try digging a hole to see if it works."

Xiao Sui: "Of course it's easy to use."

Yeah, I don't need to know everything about me, I don't need to judge my role in the world in all aspects, I just need to know that I am doing what I want to do, and then, I believe that there are really important things that I have to deal with When it happens, Yunxia Sect will tell me as soon as possible.

It's boring to always look at myself, so I only look at the world and give myself to Yunxiazong.

Xiao Sui: "Well, I give myself to the master."

Pei Bing looked at Maoqiu, and Maoqiu responded, "I'm too lazy to look at you."

Pei Bing: "No, I want to say that I am responsible for everyone's safety, so I have to watch over all of you."

Me: "Have you monitored my information for me? You keep the trivial matters by yourself, and notify me if there is any danger?"

Pei Bing: "No, I don't process information, and I can't eat it."

Then you say a hammer.

Pei Bing: "I have at least monitored your real-time status."

Xiao Sui: "Ermao is for you."

Pei Bing: "Thank you Sui Sui, but listen to me first. I do this repetitive and tiresome job every day, should I be rewarded?"

Me: "Repetition and boredom can't be directly equated. I also make the distribution map of the big fight every day, and I am not tired. Just say what you want, don't make excuses."

Pei Bing: "The reason why you don't get tired of making the distribution map is because it has been made into a fixed program by you just like the refining of Tongmingguo. You only need to pay attention to whether the program is running normally, and when you encounter information that is beyond the scope of the program's processing. The program should be trimmed, and the latter is fresh work, not duplication."

Me: "So?"

Pei Bing: "Let's go to Jianzong."

Me, Sui, Maoqiu: "..."