Xiu Erdai's daily essays

3132_Snacks

Me: "Thank you, Senior Bu. Does Senior Bu eat snacks? I have a lot of delicious snacks. Let's eat while walking?"

Bu Pu: "Little boy, have you eaten well? Do you eat snacks as a meal? Looking at your weak figure, I almost didn't see that you were in the Golden Core stage at first glance, but I found out that you are cultivating at the second glance. Because it is very stable, this appearance is quite deceptive."

I peeled a handful of Tongming fruit that looks like melon seeds: "Try it, Senior Bu? It's really delicious."

Bu Pu took it and threw it into his mouth. The Tongming fruit pulp quickly melted into his mouth and flowed into his body, blending with his spiritual power and assisting him.

After a while, Bu Pu said: "It's really delicious, and it's not just a matter of taste."

Then he was a little nervous: "Is it very expensive?"

Me: "I did it myself."

Bu Pu sized me up for a moment, and then deliberately walked to my side to look at my neck and chest...

Me: "Gender male."

Bu Pu: "Haha, I'm sorry, sometimes I can't tell the gender of others. I mistaken our Jianzong seniors and sisters for male cultivators several times, and they were chased and beaten badly. But I mistaken male cultivators for female cultivators." When I was cultivating, male cultivators would not beat me, they only despise me. Fellow Daoist Pei, you don’t even despise me, that’s great."

Me: "It's okay, my face is a bit gender-unidentified, and I built my foundation relatively early, and my body's gender characteristics are not very obvious. Senior Bu is not the first person to misidentify."

Bu Pu: "It's still the fault of my poor eyesight. Boys and girls, even when they look similar and their bodies are not developed to obvious differences, still have differences that I shouldn't misunderstand as the same species."

Me: "For example?"

Bu Pu: "Intuition for choosing a mate?"

Me: "What about bisexuality?"

Bu Pu: "That's right, I'm bisexual, the standard zero point five. Men and women treat me the same when choosing a lover, but unfortunately I don't have a lover."

Judgment of sexual orientation without a lover does not count, and does zero point five describe bisexuality?

Me: "Senior Bu, how about some snacks?"

Bu Pu: "No, even if you made the little melon seeds yourself, there must be at least one thing that is not easy, whether it is raw materials or craftsmanship. You can keep it for yourself, it is good for your health."

Me: "What about another one, this one?" I took out the spicy fried potato chips that Mu Fenglin Qin Jing gave me.

Bu Pu ate a piece: "It is similar to Xiaoguazi, but it must not be made by you, a novice taught by you?"

3133_Sword Qi Transmission

Me: "Can this be eaten?"

Bu Pu: "The characteristics are obvious, and my sense of taste..."

"Bu Pu!" Suddenly there was a roar, and Bu Pu, who seemed to be able to establish a common language with Pei Bing, clenched his hands tightly and crushed the next piece of potato he was holding.

Bu Pu: "Oh, it's too bad, I forgot about this aunt when I was interrupted."

A female sword cultivator rushed in front of us, raised her sword and stabbed Bu Pu in the face. It was similar to Bu Pu's sword that I met when I first stepped into the gate of Jianzong. These two have the same master?

The two of them went through a few moves, and the movements were wide open and closed, and the attacks affected me many times.They also condensed the sword energy like a sword, and struck in all directions, including rushing towards the main entrance.

Sometimes a space transmission was established between the part of the sword condensed by the sword energy and the real sword in the hands of the two.For example, Bu Pu was holding a sword at point A, and a certain sword condensed by the sword energy reached point B, the sword energy resonated with the real sword, and the real sword was instantly transported to point B with Bu Pu, and then the real sword overlapped with the sword energy sword , Fusion, and strike a new sword energy.

Therefore, when I came, Bu Pu might be fighting with this female sword repairer. Bu Pu wanted to hide, so he released a sword energy and threw it as far away as possible, and then looked for a chance to transfer it and escape.If I hadn't just come in, maybe he would have followed the momentum of the sword energy and escaped directly out of the gate of Jianzong?

Female cultivator: "Your uncle, run away again! I raise a few flytraps and you can eat them for me. Are you a fly protector or a fly of the same kind?!"

I:"……"

Pei Bing: "Well...maybe I don't have a common language with this senior Bu Pu."

A few Flytraps popped up next to Pei Bing, and their traps were slightly opened, and each of them had a transparent fruit core refined with Flytrap that was slowly being melted and absorbed.

I think that when I was in the secret realm of Taron, I didn’t sprinkle its seeds on Taron, considering that the Venus flytrap was already very aggressive. In short, the Venus flytrap has grown out of the tower, and it bites whatever it catches, with an excellent appetite.Later, of course, some of them were cleaned up by me, some were refined into Tongmingguo, and some kept the seeds.

There is no Venus flytrap among the main plants in the ice flower garden, but any plants that can grow in small plants can grow in the ice flower garden.The growth rate is very fast. After growing up, it can become a snack in step with the ice flower garden plants, or it can exist independently and only use the ice flower garden as a temporary breeding ground.

3134_No black spots except poverty

Pei Bing: "These plants are definitely more delicious than the ones Senior Bu has eaten."

What the female cultivator said about 'eat' may not be the real meaning, but for my tour guide, I'd better be a peacemaker.

I took a few flytraps to the main world, floated in front of me, without soil, and temporarily raised the roots with spiritual power, and then figured out how to open my mouth.Say, "This is compensation for Senior Bu Pu"?If a nun asks, "Who are you? Why should I help him compensate?" Do I answer "I'm in a hurry to find something and need a guide"?

——This nun has not been searched in my memory bank, that is, she, like Bu Pu, has never paid attention to my face.There are a lot of people like this in Sword Sect, as expected of the pure men's sect with straight men's aesthetics... No, my face is just suitable for straight men to covet...cough.

My judgment of character popularity is skewed now.I am familiar with the name of anyone who pays me more times and more money for portrait fees; on the contrary, I may feel that their fame is mediocre because I have no actual contact with famous people in the general sense.Therefore, there are obviously many popular idols among the new generation of disciples of Jianzong, but the number of names I can match with people is not as good as many third-rate sects.

There have been many high-profile sword cultivators from generation to generation in Jianzong.As the benchmark sect of sword cultivators, there are countless people who worship the disciples of Jianzong. Almost every inner disciple of Jianzong has a group of fans behind him.

——The disciples of Jianzong's Qi training period also have fans, and their fans are also in the Qi training period.Among the sword cultivators of the same level, the disciples of the Sword Sect have always been outstanding. In terms of combat power, character, mind, and courage...it can be said that there is no black spot in all aspects. The only weakness is poverty, which is so poor that many sects want to help. They manage money.

"After hunting, don't take a few pieces of parts you want and throw them all away! High-level monsters are full of money!!"

"Why do you sell high-level spiritual plants as raw materials? Sell the whole plant?! Peeling off two leaves is enough for an auction!! A little processing can cost tens of thousands of times!!!"

"Why do you use high-grade spirit stones in your daily sword raising?! What? Just take a piece of low-grade spirit stone if you don't have a low-grade one at hand?!"

Many people will be driven crazy by Jianzong's financial attitude that is both tight and generous.

3135_popular idol, world role model

"Every time I see Jianzong messing around like this, I think of the wine cellar. The wine cellar collapsed logically, why can Jianzong always stand in the Seventh World and always prosper?"

"You call it Xingwang who took so much effort to dig out top-grade spirit stones in Yuanyingqi?"

"As for the continuous god transformation period, the sword spirit treasures that come out every now and then, and the benchmark figures of sword repair from generation to generation, isn't it thriving?"

"One month before the wine cellar collapsed, a set of top-quality wine was brewed. It's a whole set, not a pot and a half cup."

"It's a flashback. How long has the wine cellar been out of breath? How many disciples are left? What is the highest level of cultivation? The sect's resident has been demolished. The Jianzong sect's resident is a bit simple, and it is often because of their own disciples. Fighting and being destroyed, but there are all that should be there. The number of new students is stable every time, and there is no decline. It stands to reason that with Jianzong's unplanned lifestyle, it shouldn't be. I think Jianzong should have entered the wine cellar long ago. Followed."

"You can think about it the other way around. With Jianzong's reckless way of spending money, they are just poor but have no debts, that is, their income and expenditure have reached a balance. How much money can this make? If Jianzong has the financial management ability of Medicine Sect, Maybe the seven richest men will change."

"...Jianzong is indeed very profitable. During their training, they went deep into many dangerous places and brought back many rare treasures."

"And Jianzong's spiritual plants are very special, full of vitality and excellent efficacy, and the same ones cannot be grown in other places."

In the end, the commentators reached a consensus: Jianzong makes money quickly and spends money quickly, and money comes and goes as he pleases.Jianzong does not bind money, and money does not bind Jianzong. He is free and easy, and will never let himself fall into the quagmire of confusion.

Everyone praised: "As expected of a popular idol and a model for the world. High."

Jian Zong: "...what the hell?"

While I was pondering my words, the nun looked at the Flytrap sharply, and asked me, "Who are you?"

Me: "Yunxia Zong Pei Lin."

Female cultivator: "Hello, I'm Jianzong Duan Qianlu. But I'm not asking about your identity, I just want to ask, what role did you play in the incident where Bu Pu snatched my flytrap?"

Me: "...I came here suddenly, and I bumped into Senior Bu who was about to leave the gate of Jianzong, and then he accompanied me to the inside of Jianzong."

Duan Qianlu: "Oh...thank you."

Bu Pu: "Right, you have to thank this kid, thanks to him diverting my attention and making me forget to run away, otherwise you definitely haven't caught me now."

Duan Qianlu: "Little friend? He is at the Golden Core Stage just like you."

I understood what Senior Bu meant, and grabbed a handful of transparent fruit and melon seeds: "Senior Duan, do you want snacks?"