The Most Random System

Because in the middle of the picture, I'm lying there, the color adjusted to just black and white, with leaves all over my stomach and a white flower on my chest.

Above is a somber message in four black characters—Forever Remembered.

Lin Li: "..."

"Ding Sihan, I'm really going to post on my Moments because of you. The photo-editing beast inside me is about to awaken." Lin Li turned to stare at Ding Sihan.

"Don't be angry, I'll send you a nice one." Ding Sihan immediately said.

Upon hearing this, Lin Li immediately turned down the brightness of his phone, but then suddenly remembered that what Ding Sihan considered nice might not be what he thought.

There's nothing else to do. The so-called 'good stuff' that bros talk about isn't something you can openly appreciate in public. I've gotten a bit of PTSD and reflex from it, so Lin Li turned the brightness back up.

A message popped up in the group chat.

This time, Ding Sihan sent a video.

Lin Li clicked it open.

In the video, it's Chen Yu Ying kneeling beside him, carefully placing leaf after leaf on him, trying to build a leaf tower on his stomach.

She pursed her lips, very serious, her eyes sparkling.

Turns out, it wasn't a big tree shedding its leaves.

Every time Chen Yu Ying placed a leaf, she'd cautiously glance at Lin Li, and once confirmed he hadn't woken up, she'd smirk a little, then continue.

In the middle, for some unknown reason, she picked up a stone but hesitated and didn't place it.

That was close, almost got smashed to death.

「Lin Li: Quote 「Picture」, @Ding Sihan, if you're not satisfied with this photo, just tell me how you'd like me to die, it's totally doable.」

Lin Li forgave Ding Sihan. Let the kid photoshop however she likes, what's wrong with a father indulging his child a bit?

The video wasn't even fully watched before he heard sounds of commotion behind him.

"When did you record this!"

"When Ying Bao pouted because her leaf tower got blown down by the wind, it was adorable."

Lin Li didn't want to forgive Ding Sihan anymore, this scene wasn't even captured, useless thing, I don't have such a daughter.

"Ahhh!!! Si Han, give me the phone." Lin Li turned his head, only to see Chen Yu Ying, who had turned red in the face, trying to grab Ding Sihan's phone.

Lin Li figured Chen Yu Ying wouldn't borrow Ding Sihan's phone to ask for 200,000, so he immediately became alert.

Saved the video, forwarded the video to his small account, main account, and the group chat he uses as a memo.

A wily rabbit has many burrows.

As expected, before long, the group chat of four people was left with only 「Ding Sihan retracted a message」.

Chen Yu Ying breathed a sigh of relief.

"Ahhh Ying Bao, why'd you delete my original too! Can't I at least see it myself?" Ding Sihan looked pained as she checked the recently deleted items on her phone, finding that Chen Yu Ying had checked even there.

"Lin Li, did you save it? Quick, send it to me!" Ding Sihan hopefully looked at Lin Li, she had fought for so much time for him.

"No, didn't get the chance." Upon hearing this bad news, Lin Li shook his head regretfully.

"Useless! You're useless!"

"Sorry!!" Lin Li apologized hoarsely.

Chen Yu Ying let out a big sigh of relief.

Saved.

Next time doing something this childish and embarrassing, definitely gotta be more cautious.

She opened her phone.

A group chat that had been buried by other messages popped up, it was the one from last night with only her and Lin Li left, the group chat named Memo 3.

Clicked it open.

The familiar video.

Chen Yu Ying: "..."

「Chen Yu Ying: ?」

「Lin Li retracted a message.」

「Lin Li: Sorry, this group is also in my memo category, so I forwarded it by hand, class monitor just pretend you didn't see it, thanks for cooperating.」