The Most Random System

Lin Li originally had his legs curled up but let them down, using one hand to block his eyes, and the other resting on his chest, with the phone casually hanging around his neck.

Asleep.

Chen Yu Ying smiled, trying her best to avoid making any noise.

After looking at her phone for a few more seconds, Chen Yu Ying felt something was odd, turned around, and stared at Lin Li for a few moments, then picked up a leaf from the ground and placed it on Lin Li's stomach.

Chen Yu Ying nodded in satisfaction.

The ancestral tradition cannot be changed; one must cover themselves with something while sleeping.

Chen Yu Ying glanced at her phone again, then turned her head.

Hmm... maybe another leaf?

...

"Lin Li, Lin Li."

The surrounding noise became louder. Hearing someone calling his name, Lin Li opened his eyes.

Upon opening his eyes, he saw Bai Bufan's overly large, human-like face, congratulating him with a smile: "The surgery was successful, now you're a girl, quickly go and try some wormwood."

"So disgusting," Lin Li murmured softly, and closed his eyes again.

Bai Bufan: "..."

Your mother.

Lin Li didn't think that kind of talk was disgusting; clearly, he was commenting on his face with that statement.

When a person just wakes up, their brain finds it hard to lie, especially when Lin Li murmurs softly, causing Bai Bufan to suffer real damage, bypassing all his defenses.

"Just die here, the balls cut off from the surgery I'll feed to Bao Wei," Bai Bufan stood up, giving Lin Li's calf a gentle kick.

Lin Li kicked back at the air.

"Lin Li, get up, time to group up and head down the mountain," Chen Yu Ying's voice came from a distance on one side.

This time, he had to get up.

Lin Li sat up, rubbed his eyes, then lifted his head in mild surprise, is this tree shedding so badly?

I shouldn't have slept long, how come my belly is full of fallen leaves, even with little white flowers?

Brushing off the leaves, stretching lazily, Chen Yu Ying and the others seemed to have just returned from the restroom, their hands still a bit damp.

At the moment of eye contact with Lin Li, Ding Sihan and Chen Yu Ying started laughing first.

"What is it?" Lin Li looked puzzled.

"It's nothing," Ding Sihan shook her head, stepped forward, and covered Chen Yu Ying's mouth as she was about to speak.

There's a prankster.

Lin Li sighed, "Class president, lend me your mirror for a moment."

Just below that, there's another nonsensical arrow pointing to Lin Li's mouth.

Others emit righteousness, Lin Li emits the character '正.'

As for the suspect, the girls could probably be ruled out; Lin Li smiled towards the group of boys, "Who did it?"

"It was probably Sun Xiaochuan," Wang Ze said with a laugh.

"Anyway, that guy's bound to get hemorrhoids and a perianal abscess tomorrow," Lin Li added with a cold smile.

Upon hearing this, Bai Bufan frowned and advised, "Lin Li, I think whether it was Sun Xiaochuan or not, he might just be joking around, no need to curse him so viciously."

Only criminals empathize with criminals.

Lin Li turned and chased, Bai Bufan turned and ran, but after just a few steps, he tripped over the lawn.

"Run, why aren't you running now?"

"Sorry, sorry, sorry..." Bai Bufan apologized with a smile to Lin Li, who was close behind pinning him down.

"Sorry? Does sorry work? Kneel, lift your head, let me see your tongue coating!" Lin Li stroked the '正' character on his face, revealing a vengeful smile.

"Then can I see Bufan's perianal abscess? There's an urgent matter, it's you," Wang Ze asked as he came over.

"Can you guys watch something normal?" Bai Bufan was genuinely scared this time, covering his mouth and butt, curling up in fear, weak and helpless.

...

"Alright everyone, check to see if everyone's here, if we're all here, we'll take the cable car down the mountain and go back," Xue Jian said loudly, clapping his hands for attention as he reached the entrance.

"Hey, where's Bao Wei?"

With Xue Jian's reminder, Lin Li and Bai Bufan only then noticed that Zhou Baowei hadn't caught up.

The two exchanged a glance, and then turned back in unison.

At the barbecue area, they saw a wisp of white smoke rising, and beside it, Zhou Baowei gazing devoutly at the skewers.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan finally understood why most self-service places strictly limit to two hours.

Zhou Baowei was really selfish, not considering the toilet's feelings at all.

Lin Li didn't even dare imagine what kind of challenge his home toilet would face tonight.

"Let's go! Bao Wei! Stop eating, damn it!" they shouted.

"Huh? Hmm? Oh!" Zhou Baowei finally looked up, got up to follow, but hesitated after a few steps. Staring at the skewers that seemed undercooked, he gritted his teeth, grabbed them in one go, and stuffed them into his mouth swiftly chewing them clean, then mumbled to the two of them, "Coming."

Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "..."

Toilet, you're safe for now, at least you shouldn't get clogged.

After all, it's probably going to be diarrhea.

"Were you guys playing a game? Why is there 'SB' written on your face?" Zhou Baowei asked curiously, pointing at the clear letters on Bai Bufan's face as he ran over.

"It's 'handsome bastard,' don't mind it," Bai Bufan waved it off, indicating it's not important.

Before returning to base, he's not allowed to wipe it off, that's the price of stupidity.

...

Heading to the cable car entrance.

The system did not issue any more tasks to add new troubles for Lin Li. It finally matured, understanding things a bit better.

"Lin Li, check your phone," Ding Sihan shouted to Lin Li from behind.

Lin Li opened it, finding a new photo in the group chat.

What appeared was a group photo of the three of them, but they only occupied the edges of the picture; none had their full upper body visible.