The Most Random System

Chen Yu Ying stopped sending messages in the group, Lin Li turned his head, and when they made eye contact, she was the first to look away.

Nice.

Seems like it's acquiesced.

As for Chen Yu Ying's indifferent hum earlier, it didn't even matter at all.

Haha, now Ding Sihan will have to beg me to watch this video.

Heh heh heh.

Taking the cable car down the mountain, Lin Li wanted to spend an extra twenty to sit in the transparent bottom cable car, but unfortunately Bai Bufan and others didn't want to spend the money.

So, they had to take the regular cable car.

Scenery-wise, although it was pretty breathtaking at first glance, after the initial few minutes of excitement passed, it was just like that.

Looks like not taking the transparent cabin was the right decision, neither Lin Li nor Bai Bufan who hadn't taken the cable car earlier were now sitting down looking at their phones.

As today's activities concluded, photos began popping up one by one in the group chat.

Most of them were combinations of just the three of them, probably to differentiate from the ones in the dormitory group.

There were also some photos with Lin Li and Bai Bufan, apart from group photos, when Chen Yu Ying and Ding Sihan were hitting persimmons, they took quite a few of them together.

"Bufan, do you want the photos from this morning?" Lin Li asked.

"Ah? Whatever." Bai Bufan, who was looking at his phone, casually raised his head and said.

"It's too much hassle to pull you into the small group, I'll just pick them out and send them to you one by one, that's simpler." Lin Li nodded.

Bai Bufan, who had just lowered his head, raised it again: "..."

What Lin Li said didn't sound like human language.

But Bai Bufan wore a teasing smile and pointed at Lin Li like Zhen Zidan did, pointing for half a day and only managed to say one word: "~~Fine."

He and Zhou Baowei often peeked at Lin Li's phone screen, he knew about that group.

"Pulling you into the group won't show historical messages anyway, it's more hassle to resend them, what's the point?" Lin Li said confidently in the face of Bai Bufan's speech-within-a-speech gaze, "Don't think I have ulterior motives, how could I possibly, I'm just too bored right now."

"You're still fond of confessing your guilt." Bai Bufan sneered.

He didn't care about this at all.

The only woman in this world who could tug at his heartstrings was Feifei, who now has a stable job, thoughts flying! Thoughts for Feifei! Fei Sect!

There were just over ten photos, and after forwarding them, Lin Li had nothing else to do and instinctively peeked at Bai Bufan's phone, only to find he had the brightness set really low.

"What are you looking at?"

"Something nice." Bai Bufan laughed cheekily and voluntarily showed it.

Turned out it was a novel.

"My Fertile Greek Myth Adventure"

The following is the table of contents.

1. Travels through the Greek world, gaining the fertile system.

2. Ecstasy! Encountering the matriarchal big sis!

3. It's Zeus.

5. Don't talk about why I can get pregnant, why does this satisfy system conditions?

6. System kicks in, fleeing fast.

7. Meet youthful little girl.

12. Still Zeus transformed.

18. Meeting a fragrant soft pretty boy.

20. How is it still Zeus.

49. Losing faith in humans, why not try a bull?

50. Zeus!

Sometimes my reading speed is too fast, by the time I realized what I had just seen, it was too late.

"Unbelievable."

Bai Bufan indeed had to lower the brightness, this content even Lin Li, a pervert, thought was perverse.

Afterwards, Lin Li covered his eyes ——this system had quite a déjà vu feel to it, dear, system, we don't watch, we don't learn.

"Not unbelievable, you don't understand, Greek mythology is indeed like that, Zeus and his children, once he fell in love with a princess and transformed into a bull... then again fell for a princess and turned into lightning to impregnate her..."

Bai Bufan had some knowledge about Greek mythology, so he wanted to explain a bit, but Lin Li didn't want to hear it, covered his ears and turned away.

On the other side, Zhou Baowei was browsing videos.

Lin Li got up to see what others were doing.

Zhang Haoyang was still playing his gaming console, clattering away.

"Keep it down, you don't care when it's someone else's wife you're playing with huh." Lin Li said.

"Mm." Zhang Haoyang nodded.

The scoundrel, condemned.

Wang Ze was watching a ball game, repeatedly dragging the timeline to watch the cheerleader segment during halftime.

True sports fan, condemned.

"Dude, why are you still a simp?" Lin Li said with an exasperated face when he sat down next to Chen Tianming and saw this.

All over were green chat records, Chen Tianming was sharing bits and pieces from today's events.

"Where am I being a simp, Qiaoqiao and I are mutually invested, we chatted way more these days than last weekend, do I look like a simp?" Chen Tianming tried to argue.

Lin Li retreated in horror.

"Crap, encountered a person skin asking for affirmation."

Before the nation's founding, when goblins were still allowed to attain enlightenment, the weasel, almost ascending, would ask humans if it looked human, if told it looked like a human, it would ascend.

This is called weasel asking for affirmation.

Now, Chen Tianming asking if he looked like a simp, isn't he asking for affirmation in person skin?

No good, I must think carefully, because affirming and saying he doesn't look like it might cause resentment, saying he does could result in being haunted.

Person skin also isn't to be messed with.

"Get lost, you don't understand anything. When Qiaoqiao and I become official, Lin Li you'll be stuck standing outside looking after the door." Chen Tianming rudely pushed Lin Li away.

Going against convention it seems.

"She won't even reply to you."

"Firstly, she may be busy right now, secondly, if she's not busy and doesn't reply, it proves she's shy, shyness means..." Chen Tianming revealed a warm smile.

Lin Li: "..."

Seeing Chen Tianming reveling in it, not knowing what kind of person Yao Qiaoqiao actually is, Lin Li didn't say much more, better to respect and wish:

"Tianming, maybe one day you'll evolve from simp to alpha wolf, truly having the chance to have Yao Qiaoqiao under your thumb."

"Firstly I'm not a simp, secondly I would never have Qiaoqiao under my thumb." Chen Tianming said seriously.

"Lin Li, what's more likely is that only toilet paper can be under Tianming's thumb." Bai Bufan raised his head to mock upon hearing.

"Apologize to the term under thumb." Lin Li was stunned for a moment, then couldn't help but laugh.

After a round, he returned to his seat, then frowned and looked at Zhou Baowei: "Baowei, why are you still watching this video?"

He was watching it just now, still watching, and it was a short video less than ten seconds long.

He's seen it several times already, and it's not even a beauty video.

Bai Bufan suddenly raised his head: "Quick look at Baowei's back-end, don't be sneaky studying like Lin Li you beast!"

Lin Li: "..."

In this competitive world, Bai Bufan trusts no one.

Seeing Lin Li not moving to act, he immediately went forward and snatched Zhou Baowei's phone, yet Zhou Baowei had no response to this action.

"Clean, nothing on the back-end, he's not studying." Bai Bufan breathed a sigh of relief, then in the next moment his face showed fear: "Baowei, your complexion is so bad, are you sick?"

Lin Li heard this, looked closely, and only then noticed Zhou Baowei's pale face, his whole body trembling slightly, now using one hand to press the base of the other hand.

His phone had been snatched, and he hadn't even raised his head.

"Baowei, are you okay?" Everyone present noticed, quickly stepping forward to show concern.

"Humans... shouldn't... eat... raw... food..."

"I... want... to... poo..."

"bu——"

As Zhou Baowei struggled to say these words, and an overwhelming offensive odor began to permeate the cable car, the terrified pale face spread from Zhou Baowei's face to everyone inside the cable car.

The cable car was silent for a moment.

Then.

"Oh crap!!!"

"Your mom!!!"

"No way!!!"