Siheyuan: Qin Huairu relies on me

Zhao Xiyan carefully observed everyone's expressions. When Chen Chunyan heard him talk about the "toilet ownership" issue, her body obviously stiffened.

But she was soon calmed down by Liu Guangqi.

Could it be that there was something wrong with the toilet?

Zhao Xiyan was thinking about it.

Suddenly Xu Damao rushed back from the backyard and threw Yan Bugui to the ground.

"Yan Laoxi, you old beast..."

Ugh!

Yan Bugui retched for a while, and then shouted, "Help, take this lunatic away quickly."

"Madman? I'll bite you to death."

Xu Damao opened his mouth and bit his shoulder.

The stench made Yan Laoxi vomit in the end.

"Ahhh..."

Xu Damao screamed immediately.

He put his hands less than ten centimeters away from his face, but he never dared to touch the vomit.

"Fuck."

After everyone cursed, they vomited again.

"Captain Chen, let's forget about it. There's no way to investigate this matter." Zhao Xiyan said with a wry smile.

"Forget it? Grandma..."

Shazhu rushed over and saw the half-dead Yan Bugui.

He kicked the door of his house open.

Then he and Jia Dongxu took the toilet and threw feces at him.

"Beast, beast..."

Yan Bugui, who was sitting on the ground, slapped the ground frantically.

Yan Jiefang was a tough guy and rushed to stop him.

But he was hugged by Shazhu, and Jia Dongxu directly put the toilet on his head.

"Ah..."

A scream cut through the night sky.

Damn, it's too brutal.

Zhao Xiyan took several steps back in fear and hid behind Captain Chen.

Even a mop with feces is invincible.

What's more, Shazhu and Jia Dongxu, two top masters, entered the game with their bodies?

Indeed.

You can beat them to death.

But the damage to the soul is irreparable.

When Sha Zhu and Jia Dongxu turned around, almost everyone took a step back in fear.

"Zhao Xiyan..."

Xu Damao suddenly called a name.

"Fuck."

Zhao Xiyan was immediately shocked, "Brother, this has nothing to do with me."

"Zhao Xiyan, single challenge." Sha Zhu said angrily.

"I was wrong, I was wrong."

Zhao Xiyan put his hands together, bowed, and kowtowed.

"It's okay even if I'm wrong."

Jia Dongxu sneered, "Zhao Xiyan, aren't you capable? Let's single challenge... Today I'll let you beat me to death."

"Fuck."

Zhao Xiyan was so scared that his legs went limp.

Not to mention being thrown to the ground by Jia Dongxu, even being touched by him would be a lifelong shadow.

"Zhao Xiyan, what do you say?" Xu Damao sneered.

"I... I was wrong, three big brothers, I, Zhao Xiyan, am nothing, please let me go." Zhao Xiyan said sincerely.

"The shout sounds nice..." Xu Damao said with a squint.

"Master Xu."

Zhao Xiyan shouted with a low eyebrow.

"What about me?"

Jia Dongxu and Sha Zhu took a step forward.

Captain Chen, the old police officer, was frightened and subconsciously put his hands in his pockets.

If he came again, he would really draw his gun.

"Master Jia, Master He..."

Zhao Xiyan shouted twice in a hurry.

"If you dare to be so arrogant again, I will push you into the cesspool." Xu Damao sneered.

"Hey, I won't dare to do it again. I won't dare to do it again." Zhao Xiyan immediately lowered his head.

Puff!

Qin Huairu laughed immediately.

Back then, Zhao Xiyan was so majestic in the yard.

But I didn't expect that there would be a day when I would have to be humble and humble.

"Okay, stop making trouble."

Captain Chen said in a deep voice, "Is the name written on the toilet Yan Bugui?"

"How could this be false?"

Sha Zhu took off the toilet that was on Yan Jiefang's head.

Yan Jiefang immediately collapsed to the ground with lifeless eyes. Although he was not dead, he was already socially dead.

The big "Yan" on the toilet scared everyone.

"No... Mr. He, let me interrupt." Zhao Xiyan said carefully, "These three toilets are all from the third uncle?"

"Aren't all three toilets from his family?" Xu Damao gritted his teeth and said, "Old Yan... you are fucking cruel."

After saying that, he kicked Yan Bugui who was lying on the ground.

Yan Bugui woke up from his dream and cried, "Which bastard stole even the toilet... Our toilets are all placed at the door."

"Ah?"

Everyone was stunned.

"Keep making it up, keep making it up..." Jia Dongxu sneered.

"Fuck, it really wasn't me."

Yan Bugui cried loudly, "I, Yan Bugui, swear to heaven, if I did this, all three of my sons will give birth to sons without anus..."

"Dad."

YanJie Cheng and Yan Jie Kuang looked at him with dissatisfaction.

Even Yan Jiefang, who had been socially dead, came back to life.

Why didn't this old man swear on himself?

"Old Yan, this is not right."

Zhao Xiyan said hypocritically, "If you want to swear, you should swear on yourself, right? Yan Jiecheng didn't recruit you."

"Okay, okay, if I did this, I'll give birth to a son without an asshole, okay?" Yan Bugui wiped a tear.

"That's more like it."

The three heroes of the Yan family were satisfied.

"Stupid."

Xu Damao pouted, "If it was really Yan Bugui who did it, all three of you would have no assholes..."

"Hmm."

Yan Jiecheng and others were slightly stunned, and then looked at Zhao Xiyan with resentment.

This beast is playing tricks on them again.

"Xiao Zhao, do you have any other clues?" Captain Chen said seriously.

"Everyone in our yard was splashed with dung balls? Was it at the same time?"

Zhao Xiyan took out a cigarette, handed one to Captain Chen, and then stuffed the cigarette to Liu Guangfu, who was closest to him, and signaled him to pass it out.

"Yes, at the same time."

Captain Chen said seriously, "If it wasn't at the same time, then not everyone would be splashed with dung, right?"

"Where is the old lady in the backyard?" Zhao Xiyan asked.

"Zhao Xiyan, are you a beast?" Yi Zhonghai said angrily, "The old lady has always been kind to others... Except for you, who would mess with her for no reason?"

"I'm just asking, why are you so excited?" Zhao Xiyan pouted and pointed at the yard, "There are so many households in our yard. If you want to leave no one behind, at least three people must work together. There is only one route, either starting from the backyard or the front yard."

"Running while throwing dung balls at each house, and finally hiding in the house together, from Xu Damao just now..."

"Huh?"

Xu Damao took a step forward with his eyes wide open.

"Master Xu, Master Xu."

Zhao Xiyan said hurriedly, "From what Master Xu saw just now, it means that this thing was probably done in the backyard. There are so many people in the backyard, and they can do it without anyone noticing..."

Swish!

Everyone looked at Liu Haizhong's family.

"Zhao Xiyan, your analysis makes sense." Liu Guangqi said disdainfully, "But my house was also thrown with dung balls... How can you do this? I can't throw dung balls at myself, right?"

"Hmm."

Everyone was stunned.

This is fine, it's fine to mess with others, but throwing dung balls at your own house is something no one can do.

Killing one thousand enemies and losing eight hundred of your own is fine.

Killing one thousand enemies and losing one thousand of your own.

Isn't it a brain problem?