Chapter 301
"Really?"
Zhao Xiyan chuckled, "This is simple... When people do bad things to themselves, they will subconsciously leave some room for themselves. Why don't we go and see if the bed of the second uncle is okay?"
"After all, no matter how confused they are, they won't throw dung balls on their own beds, right?"
"That makes sense."
Captain Chen nodded hurriedly and took everyone to the backyard to check the situation.
Zhao Xiyan followed him.
But when they arrived at Liu Haizhong's house, they were disappointed.
There were also dung balls on Liu Haizhong's bed, and there were quite a few... one by one, crystal clear.
"This is not right." Zhao Xiyan touched his chin and said.
"What's wrong?" Captain Chen whispered.
"Think about it, it's been a long time since the accident, and I don't know how they made the dung balls. They almost broke when they touched them, but there are still many dung balls here that haven't melted yet..."
Before Zhao Xiyan finished speaking, Liu Guangfu rolled on the bed and crushed all the dung balls.
"Fuck."
Everyone shouted in unison.
"Zhao Xiyan, are you fucking against my family?" Liu Guangfu said angrily, "You have a good relationship with Yan Laoxi, so you are helping him, right? I will fight you..."
"Don't..."
Click!
Captain Chen loaded the bullet and said angrily, "Stand still..."
"Hmm."
Liu Guangfu's legs were immediately frightened and he fell to the ground.
"Zhao Xiyan, wait... You are targeting our family, right? I will jump into the cesspool and die with you." Liu Guangtian said sternly.
"Don't, I was wrong, I don't know anything."
Zhao Xiyan sweated on his forehead.
"Cough cough cough..."
Captain Chen coughed twice and said seriously, "Our joint defense office will investigate this matter. Everyone should wash... Change the sheets if necessary."
The joint defense office will investigate, and that means the matter is over.
Xu Damao and others were quite indignant, but after seeing the fierce eyes of Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian, they finally did not dare to say anything.
After all, if they angered these two people, they would really dare to jump into the manure pit.
"Zhao Xiyan, don't be scared."
Jia Dongxu complained, "You are so smart, you probably know who did it... What are you afraid of Liu Guangtian for? He dares to jump into the manure pit, but we don't dare?"
"Let's go."
Zhao Xiyan pulled Captain Chen and ran out.
Whoosh!
A dung ball flew out and hit Jia Dongxu in the face.
"Ah..."
Many people around him were affected and screamed immediately.
West Courtyard.
Zhao Xiyan and Captain Chen hid at the door and breathed a sigh of relief.
"Fuck, your yard is lawless... Who hits people with dung balls?"
"How about... you go out and see the situation?" Zhao Xiyan asked tentatively.
"Fuck you, why don't you go out and check the situation?" Captain Chen glared.
Dongdongdong!
"Xiao Zhao, open the door quickly."
Qin Huairu shouted outside the door.
"Fuck."
Zhao Xiyan hurriedly opened the door and let them in.
"Quick...close the door."
Zhang Youyi and others screamed, and after closing the door, several people worked together to hold the bolt and jam the door.
"No, what's going on?" Zhao Xiyan said in horror.
"Everyone outside is crazy."
An Xin's face turned pale, "There are probably thousands of dung balls in the public toilet, and they are fighting with them...they are all involved."
"Fuck."
Zhao Xiyan and Captain Chen exclaimed at the same time, and both saw the horror in each other's eyes.
"Captain, open the door."
The door was knocked bang bang.
Captain Chen was about to speak when he heard a few "whoosh" sounds, and then something seemed to hit the door, and a foul smell filled the air.
"Captain, help me, they are crazy... Ugh."
The members of the joint defense office outside the door screamed and vomited.
"Fuck, run out of the yard." Captain Chen said angrily.
"Yan Bugui locked the door." Someone shouted.
"Draw your gun, draw your gun to stabilize the situation..." Zhao Xiyan said immediately.
"Don't make trouble, I'm the only one with a gun." Captain Chen scolded.
"How about... you go out and share the joys and sorrows with your brothers?" Zhao Xiyan said cautiously.
"Fuck, you can say such words? You can go out... Let's go together." Captain Chen said sternly.
"Don't worry, I just said so..."
Zhao Xiyan waved his hand hurriedly.
If he went out in this situation, it would be a shadow for his whole life.
He tilted his head and thought for a while, then made a "follow me" gesture to Captain Chen, and a group of people went up to the second floor of the study.
"Wow, when did you build an attic?"Captain Chen said in surprise.
"Now is not the time to talk about this."
Zhao Xiyan carefully opened the attic window and looked out.
Captain Chen also stood beside him, but his eyes widened with just one glance.
At this time, everyone in the yard was crazy.
The old Yan family and the old Liu family formed their own factions, Xu Damao, Jia Dongxu, and Sha Zhu formed a faction, and Yi Zhonghai led the rest of the people.
In the courtyard, everyone kept throwing dung balls at each other.
Several people also acted as logistics soldiers, constantly carrying dung balls from the public toilet. After the ice balls were used up, a shocking scene appeared.
Many people began to pinch dung balls with their bare hands, which made Qin Huairu and others vomit.
"Isn't it... don't they find it disgusting?" Wang Yinuo said with disdain.
"It's just like fighting on the battlefield, adrenaline stimulates... let alone disgusting, they are afraid that they can't even smell the smell. "Zhao Xiyan shook his head.
"Captain Chen, you don't care about it?" Lou Xiao'e wiped her mouth and said.
"No... How can I care about it?" Captain Chen said seriously, "They are not killing people or setting fires, playing snowballs or something, which is not within the management scope of our joint defense office."
"Snowball fight?"
Qin Huairu and others frowned in disdain.
"Snowball fight, snowball fight..."
Captain Chen responded embarrassedly and looked down.
I saw that his men were vomiting all over the sky.
I was quite shocked, but it also strengthened his determination not to go down.
This "dung ball battle" has been going on for more than an hour. The members of the street office who heard the noise hurried over, ate a few dung balls, and ran away screaming.
"Xiao Zhao, how about I shoot a shot." Captain Chen gritted his teeth and said, "Otherwise, if they continue to fight... I'm afraid something will happen, right?"
"Don't worry. "
Zhao Xiyan hurriedly closed the window, pulled him down and said, "You have to shoot outside... Otherwise, if you shoot, they will come to me, right?"
"Yeah, that's right."
Captain Chen hesitated, "But it's not right to let them continue to make trouble like this."
"Are you afraid that the dung ball will kill someone?" Zhao Xiyan rolled his eyes and handed him a cigarette, "Stop making trouble, let them fight... When they are tired, this matter will be over."