Siheyuan: Qin Huairu relies on me

"Zhao Xiyan, I don't care about anything. Do you dare to be with me?" Yu Haitang said softly.

"Ah."

Zhao Xiyan sighed and didn't answer her.

At this time.

An Xin walked in from the door and was quite surprised to see the two people sitting together.

"I'm cold, so I sat down." Yu Haitang smiled.

"Oh."

An Xin smiled and said to Yu Li, "Then you should take a shower first, otherwise it will be too late..."

"Hey."

Yu Li immediately got up and walked out the door.

Yu Haitang was no longer embarrassed to sit with Zhao Xiyan, and sat at the other end of the firebox.

Instead, An Xin sat next to Zhao Xiyan and reached out to hold his hand.

"Are you really going to the countryside?"

"Is this true?"

Zhao Xiyan shook his head and said, "There is no room for maneuver... If you miss me, come and see me with Youyi and the others."

"Yeah."

Anxin sighed, looked sideways, and met Yu Haitang's eyes.

Yu Haitang blushed and turned her head to one side.

The atmosphere suddenly became quiet.

Zhao Xiyan yawned and lay down in the firebox.

I don't know how long it took.

I only heard a few "咻咻咻" sounds, and then Lin Lu screamed.

"Xiao Zhao, it's bad, someone threw a dung ball into our house... Xiaolu was almost hit." Qin Huairu said anxiously.

"Dung ball?"

Zhao Xiyan suddenly woke up and was about to speak.

Suddenly, someone knocked on the door.

"Zhao Xiyan, come out for a meeting..." Sha Zhu shouted outside the door.

"Got it."

After Zhang Youyi responded, she took the frightened Lin Lu into the study.

"Are you okay?" Zhao Xiyan asked with concern.

"It's okay... I just took the meat upstairs to hang it, and someone threw a dung ball from outside the yard. Sister Nuonuo pulled me into the room to hide, otherwise I would have been hit." Lin Lu said with lingering fear.

"These people... just ate too much."

Zhao Xiyan sighed, got up and led everyone out.

The courtyard.

At this time, Captain Chen stood in the middle of the courtyard with a sullen face.

The whole courtyard was filled with an indescribable smell, even though it was winter.

"Captain Chen, you must find the beast who threw the dung ball." Yi Zhonghai said angrily, "Look at everyone's glass... and then look at everyone's house. How can people live here if this dung ball is thrown in?"

Puff!

Zhao Xiyan couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Zhao Xiyan, is that you?"

Yan Bugui said angrily, "You can still laugh at this time?"

Swish!

Everyone looked at Zhao Xiyan with a bad face.

"Don't try that."

Zhao Xiyan pointed to the west yard and said, "You can go to my yard and see... There are fist-sized dung balls everywhere, and some of them are even cracked."

"Hmm."

Yan Bugui was speechless.

"You have been smashed like this, how can you still laugh?" Lin Meng glared.

"I love to laugh, okay?"

Zhao Xiyan laughed and cursed, and said in surprise, "Hmm, where is your man?"

"They just said that they saw a black shadow in the septic tank, so they chased..."

Lin Meng was only halfway through his words.

Xu Damao and others came over with gloomy faces.

"Fuck."

Zhao Xiyan and others took a step back together.

At this time, Xu Damao and others were all covered with yellow and white things, and there were two vegetable leaves hanging on their heads.

Ugh!

Qin Huairu and the others immediately squatted in the corner and vomited.

"No... Brother, did you fall into the septic tank?" Zhao Xiyan couldn't help but say.

"What the hell."

Jia Dongxu said angrily, "Xu Damao said he saw someone in the septic tank, so we chased him... But the beast put a few toilets on the septic tank. When we went over, the toilets fell down and splashed us all over."

"Don't let me find a beast, I must chop him up if I find him." Sha Zhu said angrily.

"I say... why don't we go wash first? It's not appropriate for you to do this." Zhao Xiyan said embarrassedly.

"Fuck you."

Xu Damao glared, "Do you think this is summer? This is fucking winter... We wash with cold water? What if we get sick?"

"Then..."

Zhao Xiyan was speechless.

It's a little smelly, but it's better than getting sick, right?

"Xiao Zhao, what do you think?" Captain Chen said in a deep voice.

"First of all... Xu Damao and the others were splashed by the toilet. That thing was probably dug out from the septic tank not long ago, and it might not even be dug out from our yard." Zhao Xiyan sighed.

"Nonsense, how do you know it wasn't dug out from our yard? Are you a god or did you smell it?" Jia Zhang said sarcastically.

Ugh!

Qin Huairu and others who had just stood up vomited again."Then I don't have your ability."

Zhao Xiyan chuckled, "Jia Zhang, not bad, you can smell this thing... Have you eaten it?"

Puff!

Many people laughed, but as they laughed, they moved back in disgust.

Zhao Xiyan was really disgusting.

"Little beast, you just ate it, your whole family ate it..." Jia Zhang scolded, "You grew up eating shit in the countryside, and now you come to the city to disgust us."

"You didn't eat as much as I did."

Zhao Xiyan pouted, "How about... I get you a spoon? Well, a spoon won't work, you have to use a tube, otherwise you'll waste all the soup."

Ugh!

Many people vomited.

"You you..."

Jia Zhang was so angry that she trembled all over.

"What do you mean?"

Zhao Xiyan pouted and said, "I seriously suspect that you gave Lao Jia this stuff, but you have to be careful... This stuff is not nutritious."

The few remaining soldiers finally couldn't bear it anymore and squatted on the ground and vomited.

It's not that Zhao Xiyan's words were so lethal, but the smell in this yard was too strong.

"Little beast, I'll fight you..."

Jia Zhang screamed and prepared to rush over.

But when she rushed in front of Zhao Xiyan, Zhao Xiyan dodged sideways, tripped, and pushed hard with his right hand.

Jia Zhang immediately threw Sha Zhu to the ground, and bit the vegetable leaves on his head with her mouth open as if she was immortal.

Ugh!

Zhao Xiyan finally reaped the fruits of his own labor and squatted on the ground and vomited.

"Ah..."

Jia Zhang screamed and ran towards the backyard.

"Stop... stop making trouble."

Captain Chen wiped his mouth and looked at Zhao Xiyan and said, "Go on... but don't talk about that, it's too disgusting."

"Yes, yes, don't talk about it anymore..."

Yi Zhonghai and others echoed in unison.

If Zhao Xiyan continues to talk about this, their dinner will be in vain.

"This is simple."

Zhao Xiyan took the cup handed over by Zhang Youyi and rinsed his mouth, then said in a deep voice, "Didn't Xu Damao say that they were splashed with toilet? Just check whose toilet it is."

"Yes."

Everyone suddenly realized.

Although the toilet is not a valuable thing, it is not a small thing either. After all, who has a private toilet now?