Re: Naruto Uzumaki

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Just to clarify. We'll give more details about the harem and Hinata, Reika, and Karin's opinions later. It's on hold for now.

I understand that in this chapter it seems like Hinata accepts it easily, but that's not the case.

That being said, enjoy the chapter.

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"C-Can we talk things through?" Hiruzen asked everyone, who stared at him intensely… smiling.

"I admit I've made many mistakes throughout my life, and I'd like to apologize to all of you for that..."

He couldn't continue.

Hashirama suddenly stepped forward and punched him straight in the face. The blow landed with full force, knocking out several of his teeth instantly.

Although, as expected, his injuries healed almost immediately. The teeth simply reappeared, as if nothing had happened.

The system ensured that no one would be permanently harmed.

"F-First Hokage, really, this isn't necessary… If we just sat down and talked things out—"

Hashirama didn't let him keep talking.

Behind Hashirama, Madara and Indra activated their Mangekyō Sharingan at the same time, with almost comical synchronization.

"Since you're my ancestor, I'll let you act before me..." Madara said to Indra in her usual arrogant tone.

Indra looked at her mockingly. Madara now showed her true appearance completely.

"For that exact reason, I'll let you go first, Madara-chan. I'm your ancestor, I should let the children have fun first."

Tobirama passed between the two figures with total disdain, bumping them slightly with his shoulders as he did.

"If you don't mind, I'll go ahead of you two..." he said, shooting them a death glare before ignoring them completely.

"What's wrong with that idiot?" Indra asked, glaring at her descendant in visible annoyance.

"How should I know? He was already like that when I met him..." Madara replied, shrugging.

They both watched as Hashirama and Tobirama kicked Hiruzen, who lay curled up on the ground.

"I'm the one who holds the most resentment toward that old bastard, and yet they leave me out… It's not fair..." Naruto commented behind them, sighing in resignation.

Madara turned around and looked at Naruto with an amused smile.

"Well, look who we have here..." she muttered, with a smile that sent chills down Naruto's spine. "The brat who revealed my well-kept secret."

"That's what I said. You women are SO dramatic..." Naruto passed between them and walked toward Hashirama and Tobirama.

But he had to stop halfway when Madara grabbed him by the shoulder.

"Let's fight. Here and now, brat. I want to see how strong you are."

"No," Naruto replied.

Why fight Madara knowing that she, halfway through the fight, could awaken the Rinnegan?

He could handle Nagato with the Rinnegan… but Madara with the Rinnegan?

Naruto had full confidence that he could beat Madara. But wouldn't that take too long?

Just thinking about it made him feel incredibly lazy.

He wasn't a madwoman like Madara, who enjoyed fighting strong opponents. If he had to fight, he would—but if he could avoid it… he simply wouldn't.

"That wasn't a question," Madara said, attacking the next moment.

Naruto didn't even dodge, staring straight ahead with total indifference.

Before Indra's eyes, Madara suddenly vanished.

"W-What...?" Indra murmured, surprised.

"Grounded. No more playtime, Madara-chan," Naruto said with a smile.

Just like he had created this place with the system's help so that everyone could gather and beat up Hiruzen Sarutobi, he could also expel anyone.

Naruto looked at Indra with a warning glance, and she just looked back amused, raising her hands in surrender.

"Unlike Madara-chan, I hold no grudge against you..." Indra said.

Naruto raised an eyebrow, doubtful. "Didn't you have issues with Asura...?"

Indra didn't answer, but Naruto saw her lick her lips.

A chill involuntarily ran down his spine. And he was sure Asura, in the group chat, felt one too.

"All settled," she said with a smile.

Naruto shivered again. He decided to walk away—not wanting to be near Indra even a second longer.

She... was scary.

That's when Hashirama called him.

"Hey, Naruto! Come with us! This is more fun than I thought at first! I've never felt so alive in my life!!"

Tobirama also raised his voice.

"My brother's right, brat! Come with us! Every punch you land is more liberating than the last!"

Naruto looked at Indra and shrugged, then hurried over to join the fun.

"W-Wait, Naruto! Shadow clones are cheating! H-Hold on...! Is that a Rasengan?!"

Hiruzen, with his face purple, watched as a flood of clones ran toward him, each holding a Rasengan in hand.

"You made me starve as a kid, you old bastard! I won't let you go hungry—eat this!!"

"RASENGAN!!!"

All the shadow clones jumped on top of Hiruzen.

Hashirama and Tobirama stepped aside just in time.

Even though they knew they wouldn't die or be seriously harmed, the pain still felt very real.

Between the three of them, they beat Hiruzen for hours.

At some point, even Mito joined in the fun.

Naruto decided it was time to stop once everyone started getting bored of hitting Hiruzen… and Indra had the brilliant idea of starting to use weapons.

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"Naruto, I've been informed that Itachi and Kisame, two members of the criminal organization Akatsuki, came to the village to kidnap you..."

Jiraiya appeared in his path as he walked through the village.

Holding onto his left arm was Hinata, while on his right was Reika.

Both girls stared at each other, not breaking eye contact, even with Jiraiya's appearance.

Naruto's face lit up upon seeing the Perverted Sage.

"You don't know how glad I am to see you, Pervy Sage!"

Jiraiya looked at him with a mix of confusion and surprise.

"Really...?" he asked, not entirely sure about the statement.

Their previous interactions had made it clear that Naruto didn't think very highly of him.

Maybe something had changed?

"You saved me from a very uncomfortable conversation! Of course I'm glad," Naruto declared.

Jiraiya's gaze shifted to the two girls clinging to Naruto's arms.

His expression darkened, and he clenched his fists tightly.

"Why...?" he murmured, voice trembling. "Why do YOU get all the luck with girls?! I should be the one in your place!"

Jiraiya had always dreamed of two beautiful women fighting for his love.

Why did Naruto, his student's son, have to fulfill that dream?!

"They could be your granddaughters..." Naruto rolled his eyes.

"If you think you're getting off easy, you're very mistaken, Naruto..." Hinata tightened her grip on his arm slightly, staring at him with a calm smile.

Naruto gulped. She was mad—even if she didn't look it.

"There's nothing to discuss. I don't like this situation either, but I'll tolerate it. Or rather, I'll tolerate you," Reika also said.

Jiraiya looked at both girls curiously.

"What's going on between you two?" he asked, not understanding the reason for their fight.

Hinata looked at him, biting her lip slightly in resentment. "Reika is trying to steal my Naruto."

Reika scoffed with amusement. "Naruto likes me better..."

Hinata and Reika locked eyes again.

Naruto swore he saw sparks fly from their gazes, clashing midair.

Meanwhile, Jiraiya shrank, silently crying. He had never felt so jealous of anyone in his life.

And as Hinata and Reika glared at each other, Naruto took the opportunity to ask Jiraiya why he was looking for him.

"Well, turns out I'm avoiding your father. He seems really mad at me..." Jiraiya murmured. Naruto agreed with his father—Minato had every reason to be mad at him. "I'm using the village's need for a new Hokage to escape and..."

"You're going to look for Tsunade," Naruto finished for him.

Jiraiya blinked, surprised.

"Exactly. I'm taking Karin with me, to train her on the way and avoid getting too bored..."

Naruto rolled his eyes.

"Pervert. You just want a cute girl to travel with you."

Hinata and Reika's attention instantly shifted when they heard Naruto refer to Karin as "cute."

Naruto laughed nervously, feeling their stares digging into him.

"Well… she is cute. You can't force me to say otherwise."

Hinata pinched his side, while Reika just puffed out her cheeks.

Jiraiya kept dying of jealousy.

"By the way, I'm coming with you… I need to get out of the village for a while."

A shadow clone of Naruto appeared behind Jiraiya and whispered in his ear.

Since Hinata and Reika were too focused on Naruto's words, they didn't notice.

Jiraiya sighed, shaking his head in amusement.

"I guess we all deserve to run from our problems every now and then," he thought.

And this time, Jiraiya decided to help Naruto.