MHA: god of time, space and trolling (old)

'hmm, first i think I'll pay a visit to Mr crusty.' i teleport on the floor right behind shiggy. "heyyy, i can recognise that crusty musty dusty voice from anywhere, decay_master. so i guess this is what you were doing last night hmmm."

Shigiraki jumped away, startled, and spun around to face me, his eyes narrowing in irritation. "You..." he growled. "how are yo- wait no, you're a UA brat. aren't you."

"yes siree, tho i Didn't think you'd be a villain... or attacking my school, but eh, who am I to judge? you do you" He frowned, confusion showing behind his hand-mask thingy. "Why are you here? Shouldn't you be running away or something?"

i stop time, "running away? that's boring, also your waaaaay to weak to hurt me. but to answer your question. I'm here to let you know that i am going to sometimes drop by when ever I'm bored. also do what you want idc kill them, mutilate them idc. also i got a friend that's going to be dropping by to . . . cause a little fun." I grinned sadistically. causing a chill to go up his spine.

i then gave him a short salute "Well, with that said and done, toddles!" I snapped my fingers, and time resumed its flow.

Shirataki's face was frozen in confusion and slight fear as he managed to stutter out one word. "What the fuck." but sadly no one was next to him (except the nomu) to see anything of what happened.

i teleport back while freezing time and grabbed his face "also, no will know about this K. or you fucking die." i say in a cold voice while trying to mimic the stain bloodlust. but in an instant my mood changes to goofy one "Byeeeee" and in an instant, i proofed from his field of vision. and now Shigiraki is on the floor sweating like he ran a marathon and went blind (if you get it, your a good one)

(out side the dome in the air)

'so yeah i may have instilled the fear of god in him but its fineee, he can handle it . . . maybe. but that's not important. whats important is me humbling bakugo.' as i thought of this my form changed and morphed until i was in my new vigilante form. Wildcard

'now let me think hmmm, i think he was in the collapse zone?' i teleport out side the glass dome around the USJ above the collapse zone. i then flung my self elegantly through the glass smashing it in and made a dramatic landing while bowing right infront of bakugo and Kirishima.

every one stops fighting and looks at me, "good evening gentle men and hero hopefuls. " i bowed down with a spin of my cane but bakugo glared at me already in a position to attack "Who the hell are you?" "oh, didn't i introduce my self. . . well that is no matter. i am the illustrious phantom gambler, but you may call me wild card. i am here to give a show that you would not fo-." 

Kirishima looked a bit confused but still warry but bakugo in his usual fashion charged at me with his hand raised "Cut the yapping and get the to the fighting clown" he smirked and slammed his palm at me exploding, but it stops as a card flies infront of me and it disappears 20 (holy fuck a Nat 20, i have no fucking clue what to do with this)

the card turns into a blue electric energy shield that the second bakugo's explosion hit it reflected the explosion back 3 fold. the powerful reflected explosion launches bakugo into a wall "how unruly, just as chaotic and unrefined as a wild beast, you charge in without any foresight or any intelligence of the sort. such a pity a UA let a hot headed character such as your self in." i sighed while placing a hand on my head.

bakugo pulls himself out the wall with a injured arm growling like a rabid dog. "you think your so strong huh, well how," he got himself ready and lounged at me once more "DO YOU LIKE THIS" he used his explosion circle around me and hit my back but i threw a card at his palm just as it was about to explode, the card 17 exploded into a fuck tone of water completely countering his nitro-glycerine explosion. "HUH, WATER." bakugo shouted as he got pushed back.

"well done, you managed to use intelligent thought to come up with a semi-functional plan" i slowly clapped. *clap* "but it was easy to foil, too bad" *clap* bakugo stared at me with a furious glare agitated that all his attacks aren't working. *clap* and that fucking ass hole "Grrr" "Well, maybe you could try again. Or perhaps your friend could lend a hardened hand." I gestured to sharky, who had been watching the exchange with confusing and worry. 

he then (some how) got a burst of courage and hardened up (hehe) "Don't worry bakubro. if we go at him together we will definitely get him" "Don't call me that shitty hair, i can take him alone" "i see, i guess the wild Pomeranian has too much pride to use a logical strategy such as teaming up against a foe far to great for their own good. well guess i will have to start playing too~"

i threw a card up into the air and 7 a burst of smoke blocked the view of the explosive teen. "let the show Begin" i smiled twirling my cane.

 A/N let the show begin indeed