MHA: god of time, space and trolling (old)

Chapter 40: the USJ fun begins



it was finally time to go to rescue training, the stuff before this was really boring so i wont say shit about it. 

out class walked to the bus doing the usual talking and stuff, Iida the class press told us to line up but that turned out useless since the bus was completely different. now he is depressed womp womp.

i sat with in a row with me and Todoroki which was all right since i could get along with him. but the better thing was that infront of me was bakugo and jirou. witch was amazing since that meant I had easy access to entertainment (fucking with bakugo.)

the similar conversation with Midoriya and Tsu also happened, i also found an easy way to tease bakugo thanks to Tsu

"well if any of our classmates have flashy quirks it would be bakugo and Todoroki" Kirishima added but Tsu (best frog before Kermit) pointed out the obvious, "Sure, that's true, but Bakugo is always angry, so he'll never be that popular."

bakugo the ever so calm person stood up and shouted "WHAT DID YOU SAY, I'll KICK YOUR ASS"

"see", kaminari helps me in the by also adding "you know we only just met you, so its kinda obvious since every one in the class knows that your personality is flaming crap mixed with explosive garbage"

bakugo sharply turns to the lightning blond "YOU WILL REGRET THE DAY YOU EVER APPLIED TO THIS SCHOOL YOU LOSER" i from behind him made sure to fuel the fire "why bakugo, cause you know he's right. that you have the personality of a mankey" i then throw a banana at him, 

bakugo turned around faster than a bullet and glared at me, "SHUT UP FUCKING EXTRA" he then catches the banana and turns it into a pile of ash

i showed him a middle finger to which he showed me 2 in response. 

Iida tired to calm us down but i was too good at being me "Bakugo that is not becoming of a hero, you too shiro" "SHUT IT 4 EYES" i throw another banana that whacks him in the back of the head "HA, i guess you are weak that weak." he slowly turns around and lifts his hand up

"I WILL TURN YOU INTO CINDERS" he slams his explosive palm to my face put I just make a portal infront of my face, that made his explosion hit him in the back of his head. "oh~ no~" i say sceptically while also shrugging ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Out of options, he just screamed or shouted at me in frustration. like a child having a tantrum.

Aizawa turns around and looks upon the chaos with a tired expression, sighing. "I don't paid enough for this."

(minutes later)

"Shut up, we are here so stop messing around"

"finally"

the class exited the bus and gazed upon the huge facility "holy crap its huge" "that's what she said" everyone stared at kaminari "what" jirou poked him in the side making him fall to the side "worth, It~" everyone completely moved on to look at 13 who met us at the door 

"Welcome to the Unforeseen Simulation Joint, or USJ," 13 greeted us "Today, you'll be learning about rescue operations and how to use your quirks in non-combat scenarios. Remember, saving lives is the most important part of being a hero. that is why blah blah blah blah blah blah"

she lead us inside as she talked but soon her talk turned into a god awfully long ass speech that i had no want in listening in,

'ah, the main show is starting' i thought as a purple swirl of mist formed at the centre of the facility. only after it got to the size of a human Aizawa quickly turned around (spidy sense who) and narrowed his eye's he put his arm back "stay together and don't move, 13 protect the students" the mist grew and hundreds of thugs walked out from the mist

Aizawa pulled up his goggles and jumped down to take care of them. as Aizawa bodied the 'villains' 13 tried to lead us to the exit but was blocked by kurugiri.

"sorry but i can not allow you to procced any more," kurugiri form enlarged until he was at least 3 times taller than us. "we are the league of villains, hmm he was suppose to be here. well that is no matter i will do as i am suppose to play" he then did his splitty upy thingy that he did in cannon.

i shouted "watch out, he is trying to split us up." in a fake worried tone, after saying that i teleported out and quickly put an exact clone of my self so that i can do my own thing. (its like a twice clone, but more loyal)

in the air hidden through the bending of light (invisible but with fancy wording) "let the fun begin" (insert sukuna smile here)

A/N wow, USJ is here, just took a good 40 chapters. eh, not that bad (there was one that had over 60,000-ish words on back story, not even got into UA yet) also just realised about how i healed allmight to his prime . . . yeah i forgot about that. . . so now the reason he aint there is because, shiro made sure that allmight got Ill. and only got to UA a few minutes before Iida came to report. that is all byeeeee

 


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