MHA: god of time, space and trolling (old)

the smoke spread out and obstructed their view, but despite this Kirishima in his hardened form barrelled towards my last location, only to pass through just air. as i had done something anyone would do and . . . move away. his courage was admirable but useless "charging head first into an area you have no intel of is a play fools would use. guess UA isn't as great as it was said to be, if they let in people as brash as you." 

i used my cane to pull his leg back as he ran resulting in him face planting into the floor, "LOOK AT ME YOU CLOWN BASTARED" bakugo fell from above and tried to land an explosion on my head. i threw a card upwards and it hit him in the face 5 but all it did was turn into a puff of confetti Bakugo's fell down and exploded my face, destroying the mask completely.

shock and angered he shouted "What the hell?! Confetti?! did you actually think you were a magician, HAH, maybe you aren't tha-" I cut his boasting off as I swung my cane and smacked him in the neck, causing him to choke on his words and stumble back like an idiot. "You only got one hit in, haven't you heard the saying—" I began, smirking as it is fun to fuck around with people. especially bakugo.

but poor me before i could finish giving my advice bakugo screamed at me "I don't give a damn about your sayings!" He lunged at me again, explosions crackling in his hands. 'be more fucking creative, its the same thing over and over again. for how smart he is, he is pretty dumb'

i side step him but he seamed to anticipated this and attacked to the side, charring my outfit. but i did not care as i finished my advice "Pride may lift you up, but it won't cushion your fall. so, LETS SEE HOW HARD YOU WILL FALL" 

i grinned manically as i jumped back far, back. i made distance but bakugo was following me "STOP RUNNING YOU COWARD, I THOUGHT YOU WOULD SHOW ME HOW I WOULD FALL." i threw at the ground infront of me and 6 it turned into a puddle of water. not that helpful but it was enough. 

bakugo as arrogant as ever did not think to stop and slipped on the puddle of water hitting the ground, in pure rage he shouted at me as i made a large distance "YOU MOTHER FUCKER" he got and looked up but saw me on top of a tall-ish building. "I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU WHEN I GET UP THEIR." 

"play time is over, I WILL SHOW WHAT A TRUE EXPLOSION IS" i threw a card into the air and the card transformed 18 into a staff. a red staff that if you watched konosuba, you would know. 'hehe, ITS EXPLOSION TIME'

i tipped my hat into the air "bakugo, Kirishima. it is TIME TO GET ONTO THE FINAL ACT" i pointed my staff at the ground a few meters infront of the standing bakugo. who is glaring daggers at me. "HAAAH, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING, YOU THINK I WOULD LET YOU" he tried to rush at me but. a card out of fucking no where flew from the side and hit him.

bakugo's body went limp and fell onto the floor, "BAKUGO" Kirishima ran up to the downed bakugo and tried to pick him up while asking "what happened." but for Kirishima his luck ran out as his body too crumpled like a wet paper and hit the ground, "i locked up your muscles, wouldn't want you to mess it up, NOW"

a single human sized magic circle materialised 10 meters infront of the downed duo. "i let my power reign free" more magic circle materialise above the first. bigger than it as well "to let the majestic flames deep down under, for i shall summon a power to cleanse this land of its doubters. " more and more red circles appear, getting bigger and bigger than the last. "i call upon the power to shake this world in eternal flames *EXPLOSION* "

With a deafening roar, the energy from the circles imploded at one single point creating an explosive fire ball the size of apartment complexes, (go to EP 2 of konosuba, that explosion, but more spherical, like a normal explosion. not a flame pillar) The sheer force of the blast shook the earth and sent a shockwave rippling through the air, around the USJ everyone turned to look at the massive fire explosion coming from the ruins zone.

Flames engulfed the area setting 100 cubic meters around the detonation point burning and in flame's, while everything in a spherical area around the detonation point (40 cubic meters) completely destroyed and reduced to rubble.

i looked around at the destruction i created, the ruins zone was no more and the only things left alive in the ruin zone was just me, as i stared down at the charred corpses of bakugo and Kirishima. 'heh, that'll teach ya.' 

A/N oh no, our bakugo (& kirishima) its broken :(