Konoha: Naruto's abnormal life choices

There is really someone in love in the world.

Jiraiya can prove this.

He had fallen in love with Tsunade Senju, the princess of Konoha, since he was a boy, and in the following decades he was only devoted to Tsunade.

Although he is greedy for money and lustful, he often spies on girls taking baths and often goes to sex shops to spend money.

But he never showed mercy to others.

There were even many women who fell in love with him because of his great strength and far-reaching reputation, but he ignored them.

Once you are tempted, it is a lifetime.

Jiraiya had already decided that it was okay to be romantic, but he would not marry anyone other than Tsunade in this life.

Even if he knew that Tsunade had no love for him, he still only wanted Tsunade.

"Well, it doesn't matter if you don't get Tsunade's love. Tsunade has already given up on this aspect anyway."

"I will stay alone with her until the end of her life."

"It sounds quite romantic."

We don't have to be lovers or husband and wife to stay together forever. As long as Tsunade and I don't have a significant other, it's okay to be friends.

Not a companion, but better than a companion.

The gentle breeze in spring sneaks out of the window and gently touches the white hair on the head.

The corners of Jiraiya's lips raised unconsciously, and a faint smile appeared deep in his eyes.

"It would be great if Tsunade was the one grabbing my hair like this."

"But it shouldn't be possible, after all she is so violent."

After thinking about it, I walked to the door of the Hokage's office unknowingly.

Jiraiya straightened his walking posture, held his head high, straightened his clothes, and then hid the flowers behind his back.

"No flaws, not sloppy."

After careful inspection, Jiraiya raised his hand, preparing to knock on the door and enter the Hokage's office.

"Tsunade, I."

"Yeah~!"

Just when Jiraiya's hand was about to fall on the door, a woman's call suddenly came from the Hokage's office.

Pleasant.

Beautiful.

There was no need to guess, Jiraiya would not admit his mistake, this voice came from the woman he had loved for many years.

Senju Tsunade.

Because the voice was so charming, Jiraiya couldn't help but feel something in his heart and opened his mouth slightly.

"What's wrong?"

"Did Tsunade just wake up and yawn?"

"Probably so."

"After all, she is such a lazy woman. It is normal for her to take some time off during working hours, take a deep sleep and then wake up to stretch."

Staring at the door of the office, Jiraiya took a deep breath. He felt that he was writing about hysteria by writing about intimacy in heaven.

Although Tsunade looks young, she is actually in her fifties this year. She has lived most of her life indifferently, so how could she still be interested in this kind of thing now?

Moreover, this is the Hokage's office.

The highest political center of the entire Konoha.

A symbol of Konoha's power.

No one will mess around in there.

The real world is not a paradise for intimacy. There are so many dramas about office nonsense.

Please calm down your expression, otherwise if Tsunade finds out what she is thinking later, she will definitely get a severe beating.

Jiraiya took a deep breath, let it out, and then raised his hand again, ready to strike.

"Hmm~ah~!"

The woman's charming voice sounded again. Although the voice was not too loud, this was the second time and Jiraiya was sure that he heard it correctly.

One hundred percent it's Tsunade

Calling.

He wasn't yawning, he was obviously humming.

"Could it be?"

"No way."

"What's going on Tsunade? She's over fifty years old and she still buys toys."

"And even taking it to the Hokage's office to play with is really outrageous."

Tsunade's moan just now was still echoing in his mind. Jiraiya's throat was a little dry and he turned his back to act as a guard.

He still refused to believe that Tsunade would do such a thing, and was still subconsciously looking for reasons for Tsunade.

"Well, after all, Tsunade is also a woman, and she is a woman who stays young forever. It is normal to have needs."

"It's not too much to play with toys."

"It's just that she was too careless to play in the Hokage's office without fear of being overheard."

"Next, it's up to me to protect Tsunade's safety."

Jiraiya would never admit that it was him who wanted to hear Tsunade's voice.

This is in Konoha. Besides him, who else has the courage to listen to Tsunade's corner.

However.

The male voice that suddenly appeared next almost broke Jiraiya's heart.

"Tsunade-sama, please let me fall into your arms today."

These words were like thunder on the ground, hitting Jiraiya on the head suddenly, making him stunned on the spot with his mouth wide open and his eyes wide open.

The boy's hearty voice was still familiar to Jiraiya.

After all, Jiraiya once took him out of the village for several months, during which time he stayed together every day.

How could I forget.

"Naruto."

"Why is Naruto in there too?"

"And he said such ambiguous words to Tsunade."

"really."

"Naruto is Minato's son, equivalent to my grandson. Tsunade is the same generation as me and can be considered Naruto's grandmother."

"How could they be doing such things together?"

Jiraiya's hands were trembling as he held the flowers he was going to give to Tsunade. His heart was beating uncontrollably and his pupils were trembling.

His hands were clenched into fists, and his nails were almost digging into his flesh.

Jiraiya tried his best to comfort himself.

Auditory hallucinations!

Auditory hallucinations!

It was an auditory hallucination.

It's all because I didn't get a good rest last night, so I heard this hallucination.

He frantically wanted to get the thoughts of Tsunade and Naruto out of his mind, but Tsunade's words directly shattered his last remaining illusion.

"Uh~!"

"Little bastard~!"

"You are so brave. Look at how proud you are. I really want to punch you in that stinky face right now."

"You're still laughing~ Yeah~!"

"If what happened today were known to outsiders, I don't see how you would have the nerve to stay in Konoha."

"Hmm~!"

Tsunade's words would always be accompanied by a groan, and Naruto, who was also in the Hokage's office, was also breathing at a steady pace.

Both hands pressed hard on Tsunade's legs to relieve the fatigue in Tsunade's legs.

In order to ensure that Tsunade could get the most comfortable massage experience, Naruto put a pair of plump, white and tender calves on his shoulders, while his hands massaged the soft thighs and waist respectively.

"As long as you are comfortable, Tsunade-sama, I don't care about other people's opinions."

As he spoke, Naruto's hand gradually became stronger, pressing hard on the two beautiful legs that were as natural as jade.

Close it with both hands again.

The delicate and tender calf skin was in contact with Naruto's neck, causing waves of numbness deep in his soul.

As the saying goes.

The red bottom is facing the sky, and the magic power is boundless.

Naruto felt that Tsunade's black-soled high-heeled shoes were also very powerful and could increase the speed of Naruto's massage.

"Yeah~!"

It seemed that the force of the massage was too heavy. Tsunade cried out in pain, and her two long, slender and round legs suddenly came together, and the huge strength in her calves squeezed Naruto's cheek hard.

"Tsunade-sama, please relax. Have you forgotten that you are the owner of strange powers and will crush my head to pieces?"

"It's better if it's pinched." Tsunade was massaged very comfortably, and her face was a little flushed. She panted and said, "Lest you harm others again."

Hearing this, Naruto's eyes and brows appeared with a smile, and he stared into Tsunade's eyes with joy.

"Oh, Tsunade-sama, are you jealous?"

"hehe!"

Tsunade rolled her eyes and curled her lips: "I will be jealous of a brat like you, don't you think too much."

"That's not necessarily the case." Naruto let out a heavy breath and retorted: "After all, Tsunade-sama lost your temper last time because of Sister Xiyan."

"I'm concerned about your body."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, my body still needs care?!"

As a majestic Nine-Tails Jinchuuriki, it would be embarrassing for Daihatsu if he was not in good health.

Therefore, Tsunade's worries about Naruto's health were all nonsense.

It's simply impossible.

Moreover, there is not a single piece of evidence left unsaid.

Tsunade can control her appearance and age. If she really wants to reject Naruto today, she can turn into a little girl to make Naruto unable to do anything, or she can turn into an old woman to scare Naruto away.

But she refused. Although she had been fighting, she had always maintained her most seductive state and never changed.

Naruto didn't believe that she hadn't thought of this.

Seeing that Tsunade had closed her eyes and ignored others, Naruto smiled and did not continue to reply.

Continue to work hard to provide Tsunade with comfortable massage services.

【Ding! 】

[Passive selection trigger! 】

Um?

At this time, the option was actually able to be triggered. This was the first time for Naruto to encounter this situation.

So I became distracted and listened carefully.

[It is detected that Jiraiya is eavesdropping outside the door, the choice you will make is.]

Um?

Damn it! ?

When did he come?

Naruto used his senses to investigate, and found that it was indeed there, and he suddenly felt embarrassed.

But Naruto reacted the next second.

What am I embarrassed about? What am I so embarrassed about?

Tsunade and Jiraiya have nothing to do with each other. They are neither husband and wife, nor lovers. They have never even been in love.

It was simply that Jiraiya had been in unrequited love, while Naruto himself and Tsunade were pursuing each other in both directions.

So it was Jiraiya who should be embarrassed.

He wasn't embarrassed at all, there was nothing for Naruto to be embarrassed about.

continue!

[Choice one, stay friendly: Stop the massage, go out and explain to Jiraiya, and give Tsunade to Jiraiya. Completion reward (Talent·Green Turtle)]

[Option 2, treat it rationally: stop massaging and relieve the embarrassment. Completion reward (10 bags of tissues)]

[Choice three, act recklessly: What are you afraid of? He can listen to whatever he wants and keep going. Completion reward (20% control of the four tails)]

[Choice 4, cruel and ruthless: Increase the intensity of the massage to make Tsunade more pleasurable and let Jiraiya have a good time. Completion reward (30% control of the four tails)]

After listening to the options of the selector completely, Naruto raised his eyebrows.

He suddenly felt that his throat became dry and he wanted to drink water.

But it is obvious that serving Tsunade-sama well is more important than drinking water.

Naruto swore that it was all because of the generous rewards and not because of his personal bad taste.

"Options 1 and 2 are ignored, but options 3 and 4 seem to overlap."

Naruto licked his lips excitedly.

Tsunade noticed his suddenly evil demeanor and couldn't help but ask: "What are you mumbling about?"

"Nothing, nothing."

Naruto smiled, hugged Tsunade's plump legs, and pressed them all the way from thighs to calves, and then from calves to thighs.

"Tsunade-sama, get ready. I'm going to start exerting my strength. I will ensure that your comfortable soul floats to the sky."

As soon as he finished speaking, Naruto injected chakra into his hand to increase his strength, and then pressed the soft flesh around Tsunade's waist more vigorously.

Massage is both relaxing and painful.

Tsunade was in pain and pleasure, sometimes humming, sometimes letting out refreshing moans.

All these voices were heard outside the door and listened to by an old man with white hair named Jiraiya.

【Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing choice three. The reward (20% control of the fourth tail) is successfully distributed. 】

【Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing choice four. The reward (30% control of the fourth tail) is successfully distributed. 】

Tsunade and the reward were both harvested, Naruto was delighted and the massage became even more attentive.

As the one being massaged, Tsunade's moans became more frequent.

"Tsunade."

outside the door

Jiraiya stared at the white wall with blank eyes.

He seemed to have fallen into an ice cave and was chilled from the top of his head to the tips of his toes.

"Tsunade, she actually and Naruto"

Even if he lost to the tall, handsome and gentle Kato Dan when he was young, he lost to Naruto when he was old.

Even Naruto could pluck Tsunade's flower, but Jiraiya could only watch from a distance.

"Tsunade why."

"Why can she even accept a brat like Naruto, but can't accept my infatuation with her?"

"You know, Naruto, this little bastard, is a super playboy. He is only a teenager, and he has already slept with too many women to count."

"With such a person, why can Tsunade like him? Why exactly?"

And, most importantly, Naruto can be regarded as their grandson.

so funny!

The flower on Jiraiya's hand was broken, and the palm of his hand was pierced by nails, and scarlet blood oozed out.

Drop by drop fell to the ground.

"perhaps."

"I'm just such a bad person. It's normal for Tsunade to look down on me."

Jiraiya left, dejected, as if his soul had been pulled away.

"."

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At the same time, Jiraiya wasn't the only one suffering.

And the apprentices he once accepted.

In the distant land of rain.

At the moment when the chakra of the four tails completely disappeared, Uzumaki Nagato opened his eyes wide and spit out a mouthful of blood.

The whole person fell into a sluggish state.

Then there was a crazy roar.

(PS: Friendly reminder, this massage is not that massage, it’s up to the reader to understand.)