Konoha: Naruto's abnormal life choices

Hokage's office.

Tsunade narrowed her beautiful almond eyes, supported her chin with her hands, and scanned Naruto up and down:

"Hey, you're so busy and you still want to go back to Konoha."

From the moment Naruto stepped through the door, the temperature in this office began to plummet, just like it was before he came out of the Land of Snow.

They say that reunion after a long absence is a sign of enthusiasm, but when it comes to Tsunade-sama, it's the other way around. When they meet again after a long absence, she wants to embarrass Naruto first.

He was irritating towards Naruto both inside and outside of his words.

But Naruto had no temper at all.

Naruto thought, not only did he have no temper, but it was unlikely that anyone would have any temper after seeing Tsunade's appearance at this time.

The big green robe was thrown on the desk, and the white lining couldn't restrain the huge glutinous rice balls at all.

Half of the snowy and soft glutinous rice balls reflect the sunlight that shines into the Hokage's office, making it dazzling.

Seeing this beautiful scenery, Naruto swallowed involuntarily, and secretly sighed in his heart, life is so good.

Did she notice Naruto's burning gaze? Tsunade's eyes widened and she glared at Naruto. Then she grabbed the teacup on the table and threw it at Naruto's face.

The inertia of the action was too great, and the assets of 36 E also fluctuated along with it.

"Duang~!"

With a slight wave of his hand, Naruto took the tea cup in his hand. After Naruto voiced Tsunade's voice sensibly, his eyes continued to look at Tsunade's Yukiko Nabeki unscrupulously.

Anyway, Tsunade-sama was neither shy nor said she couldn't see it, so it would be useless if she didn't see it.

No matter how bold a woman was, she couldn't bear Naruto's unblinking gaze. In the end, Tsunade lost her momentum under Naruto's gaze.

He raised his hand to barely cover the dazzling white glutinous rice balls with his arms.

She shouted angrily: "What are you looking at? I'm asking you something."

Withdrawing his gaze, Naruto met Tsunade's angry gaze with a smile and said slowly:

"As long as you are in Konoha, Tsunade-sama, Konoha is my home. I will definitely return to Konoha."

Hearing this, Tsunade snorted coldly: "Tsk, tsk, tsk, it sounds sweet, but what have you actually done?"

"Without anyone knowing, a man went to the Land of Snow to cause trouble..."

"You had a great time. The people in the village almost died from exhaustion."

Konoha sent more than a hundred people from all directions to look for Naruto. During the period of recuperation after the war, it could be said that they were affected by Naruto.

Naruto chuckled and did not refute. He took out a space scroll and took out a document scroll from it.

"Tsunade-sama, you should take a look at this first before continuing to scold me."

While speaking, Naruto walked forward slowly, put down the scroll, walked around behind Tsunade and stood up straight.

Then he reached out and grabbed Tsunade's golden twintails.

Suddenly a burst of fragrance hit my nostrils.

Tsunade always dressed hotly, especially when she was alone in the office. Cool clothes could not stop her body fragrance from dispersing at all.

Just as she picked up the scroll and prepared to read it, Tsunade felt Naruto's movements and immediately stopped what she was doing, frowning slightly.

He stared back at Naruto.

Naruto gently moved Tsunade's twin ponytails away, and his fingers stayed on Tsunade's shoulders and pressed gently: "Look slowly, I will press your shoulders."

This attentive act barely made Tsunade change from anger to joy. He raised his eyes to glance at Naruto and slowly opened the scroll.

"Press it."

After receiving the permission, Naruto's hands began to walk on Tsunade's delicate and smooth skin.

The touch is not much better than Bai, who is a twenty-eight-year-old girl, as if she is touching a piece of warm-scented soft jade.

She is indeed the eternally youthful Tsunade-hime.

Pressing gently, I didn't know whether Tsunade felt comfortable or not, but Naruto felt quite comfortable anyway.

Tsunade didn't mind being touched by Naruto. She had touched everything she should and shouldn't have touched since she had slept with Naruto for so long.

It's just that this little bastard's massage was more like stroking, and he didn't even want to use any strength.

Tsunade didn't know whether he was deliberately taking advantage of her or feeling sorry for herself.

Or maybe, it’s both.

As he thought about it, the corners of his lips curled up a bit unconsciously.

Tsunade then looked back at the scroll that Naruto handed her.

"Clang-!"

The second she saw the content on the scroll, Tsunade stood up and turned to look at Naruto in disbelief.

"Is this true?"

Tsunade suddenly grabbed Naruto's arm, her tone was a little excited, and her eyes were much brighter than before.

The contents on the scroll were handwritten by the two current Raikages of Hidden Cloud Village and the current daimyo of the Land of Snow, Kazehana Koyuki.

Cloud Hidden Village and Snow Country are willing to form an alliance with Konoha and develop together. In order to show their sincerity and determination, they can provide corresponding secret techniques and research materials to Konoha for decision.

Unexpectedly, Naruto would accomplish such a big thing during a trip.

Since the destruction of the roots, many of Konoha's research have been temporarily at a standstill. If the information of the Kingdom of Thunder and the Kingdom of Snow can be obtained.

Maybe we can take it to the next level.

The most important point is that if these two countries have good relations with Konoha, Iwagakure Village, Kirigakure Village, and Akatsuki who have been appearing frequently recently will be eyeing them.

No need to worry so much anymore.

Tsunade grabbed her hands and pulled them closer together. The white, plump, round and tall white glutinous rice balls appeared in front of Naruto's eyes through the deep V neckline with almost no obstruction.

Naruto suspected that he might have become the legendary mid-size now.

It was obvious that he had just vented his anger from Hinata Mari, and then he saw a little pink at close range, and his whole body became dizzy again.

After swallowing, Naruto smiled and said, "Of course it's true."

Hearing this, the excited Tsunade laughed heartily, and regardless of the difference between men and women, she blocked Naruto's neck with both hands and pushed Naruto's head to his chest hard.

"You're really promising, you brat."

"Woooo~!"

"Not bad, it seems I didn't teach you in vain."

"Woooo~!"

"Hahaha, you're happy too, right? What I'm most afraid of is that Raikage will join forces with others to cause trouble again. After all, Yunyin Village dances the most happily every time."

Tsunade said happily: "This time I got the guarantee from Yunyin Village. At least we can guarantee peace for more than ten years."

Naruto's struggle was completely ignored by Tsunade. Since he couldn't get rid of it, Naruto simply stopped running.

The whole person was completely immersed in Tsunade's warm embrace, greedily smelling the body fragrance coming from Tsunade.

Feeling Tsunade's body temperature, Naruto seemed to be melting, and he was already drowning in Tsunade-sama's arms.

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After the excitement passed, Tsunade noticed how impolite her actions were now.

"Ahem!"

Tsunade let go of Naruto, coughed twice, trying to ease the embarrassment, and then poked the back of Naruto's head with her finger.

She thought that Naruto should understand what she meant.

It's time to separate.

But after a long time, Naruto had no intention of getting up from Tsunade's arms, and even boldly stretched out his hands to wrap his arms around Tsunade's waist.

The moment he touched her, Tsunade's whole body trembled, and she was stunned.

Then she reacted and took action directly, rushing towards Naruto's abdomen with a powerful and heavy knee.

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At this time, Naruto was no longer the novice he was before, who had to fight for a long time even to get a job as a pharmacist.

It's just Tsunade, easy to handle.

He reached out with one hand, and what should have been a heavy knee strike turned out to be weak and weak against Naruto. A long and plump beautiful leg was directly caught in Naruto's hand, and he stroked it slowly.

There was a tingling sensation on her fingertips, and Tsunade's heart seemed to be electrocuted, almost paralyzing her whole body.

She recalled the previous fight between her and Naruto. Although she was being teased by Naruto the whole time, she was still able to fight more or less.

But this time, just by being grabbed by the leg, Tsunade completely lost the idea of ​​using force to fight.

The gap between the two sides is too great. No matter how much we resist, it is meaningless.

‘You brat, you’ve become stronger again. ’

‘How old is he? Why is he so powerful? ’

‘If I give him a few more years, it’ll be okay. ’

‘How dare he touch it down? He’s going too far, isn’t he? ’

Tsunade's face suddenly turned as red as blood, she slapped Naruto's hand hard, and scolded with a sullen face: "You brat, I'm sorry for you, let me go."

"Oh~!"

Naruto didn't intend to play too much, he just wanted to prank Tsunade deliberately to see if Tsunade would dare to indulge him in her arms casually in the future.

【Ding! 】

Just as Naruto groaned and backed away, intending to just leave, the selector sounded again.

This is already the second time today.

Both times it was triggered by women.

It certainly lives up to its name as a color batch selector.

[Passive selection trigger! 】

[After being insulted, threatened, and intimidated by Tsunade Senju, do you choose to cowardly escape, bravely fight back, or other options, please choose]

[Choice 1, stay friendly: Kneel down and lick Tsunade, beg her for forgiveness, and beg her not to care about what just happened. Completion reward (two hundred and fifty taels)]

[Option 2, treat it rationally: let go of Tsunade and pretend that nothing has happened. Completion reward (two thousand five hundred taels)]

[Choice three, act recklessly: She actually dares to threaten you, you must take the opportunity to fight back! Completion reward (30% of the four-tailed chakra)]

[Choice 4, cruel and ruthless: kill her in any way. Completion reward (100% four-tailed chakra)]

"Naruto, little bastard, I asked you to let go of me, but why are you holding me tighter and tighter? Let me go!"

Tsunade's face was filled with shock and anger. She wanted to scold Naruto loudly, but she was afraid of attracting the attention of outsiders and could only threaten Naruto with a low glare.

"Just hug me, hug me again." Naruto licked his lips greedily, and his hands roamed freely on Tsunade's shoulders and back.

He was mopping up, and he was doing it blatantly, making no secret of it.

"You brat, don't hug me anymore." Tsunade said angrily.

She didn't say anything, but after scolding him, Naruto got even more excited, hugging Tsunade tighter and tighter, taking advantage of the opportunity to directly lift Tsunade's legs and fill her up completely.

"Tsunade-sama, I am no longer a boy, I am already taller than you."

Naruto stuck out his tongue and said with a smile, "Besides, when we slept in the same bed before, we hugged each other every day, so what's the big deal."

Tsunade's face turned green and white, and she pinched Naruto's face fiercely, but she didn't dare to use too much force, for fear of pinching Naruto badly.

He could only scold in a low voice: "You are looking for death. You are in the Hokage's office now, not on the bed in the room."

"If others see it, do I, the Hokage, still want to continue?"

After the words fell, Naruto slowly put Tsunade down, just as Tsunade breathed a sigh of relief.

Naruto's head was buried in Tsunade's arms again.

He said in a coquettish tone: "Tsunade-sama, I've been under a lot of pressure recently, please let me hug you."

As he spoke, Naruto's younger brother held his head high and his chest high and vigorous.

The little brother at that time has grown up, and now he can't stop talking to Tsunade-sama and just wants to talk back, hum.

Tsunade had clearly felt the changes in Naruto and guessed what kind of state Naruto was in now. She couldn't help but blush on her face.

She was very scared in her heart, for fear that someone would open the door at this time and walk in to see this scene.

But now the brat is so strong that Tsunade has nothing to do with him and can't push him away at all.

He could only let it go and let Naruto hold him.

Moreover, in fact, Tsunade was not that resistant to Naruto's hug, she was just shy and tight inside.

"You can only hold me for a while. After a while, you have to let me go."

The warning was Tsunade's last act of stubbornness.

However, this threat is too powerless.

Naruto was not afraid at all. He leaned close to Tsunade's ear and whispered softly: "Hokage-sama, you don't want to be discovered by your subjects."

Hearing this, panic flashed across Tsunade's pretty face. She stared at Naruto in surprise and asked in disbelief: "What do you want to do?"

"Is that okay?" Naruto stared at Tsunade with bright eyes.

Before Tsunade could answer, he took what he just said to be Tsunade's invitation, so he took action directly and revealed An Lushan's Claw at Tsunade.

Putting her palm gently on Tsunade's thigh, and then pinching it hard, Tsunade couldn't help but groan, her delicate body trembled, and she fell limply into Naruto's arms.

"I didn't expect that Naruto, a little bastard, would actually dare to forcefully attack her."

This was Tsunade's last thought at this time.

If God had given her a chance to choose again, she would definitely not have hugged Naruto just now.

【Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing choice three. The reward (30% control of the fourth tail) is successfully distributed. 】

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The sky is blue, the sun is bright, the breeze is blowing the grass, and the delicate flowers are in full bloom.

Jiraiya bought a flower in the small shop below the Hokage building, and then slowly walked into the building.

"I'm over fifty. I don't know if Tsunade will like this as a gift."

"Yeah~ I'm going to get beaten by her again!"

"hey-hey!"