Konoha: Naruto's abnormal life choices

"It's over, everything is over, little bastard, it all depends on you."

Tsunade looked at the broken flowers on the ground and the scarlet blood stains.

The words coming out of his throat were vibrating.

She could no longer imagine what the consequences would be if today's events were known to others and spread.

'An old woman in her fifties shamelessly seduced a teenage boy. ’

‘It’s shameless for an old cow to eat young grass. ’

Thinking of these vicious words, Tsunade's entire brain was filled with countless fears.

No one can completely ignore other people's opinions.

Especially a woman like Tsunade who has been famous for many years.

She already regretted why she had not been more decisive in her resistance just now. If she turned into a dry old woman, Naruto would definitely not be able to do it.

It was still her fault that there was something wrong with her own thinking.

"What are you afraid of?"

Naruto leaned over to pick up the flower, smiled, and then handed it to Tsunade.

"If it is really leaked, then I will say that it is Lady Tsunade I am pursuing. Lady Tsunade is too weak to resist me."

"I am the only one who is guilty of the worst. Tsunade-sama is just a poor woman who was bullied."

In the slightly dim corridor in front of the Hokage's office.

The young man's smile was bright, the half-closed window swayed gently, the wind blew in, and gently rolled up the golden hair.

Tsunade cares about other people's opinions, he doesn't care.

Anyway, the reputation has already been ruined.

If it gets worse, so what.

Moreover, the reason for the incident was this, and he should bear the consequences.

"Haha, you brat is still acting cool. I know you have secretly cried many times because of being scolded."

Tsunade stretched out her emerald-green fingers and poked Naruto's forehead. She thought to herself that even Naruto, a child, was no longer afraid. As an adult, she had nothing to be afraid of.

No matter who discovers it, just say it and spread it.

At worst, after Konoha stabilizes, he will give up the position of Hokage to Jiraiya or Kakashi, and then leave.

"Stop hanging around here and get ready. You should go to the Kingdom of Wind tomorrow."

"OK."

"Remember, hang up the Kazekage heir and tie her tightly to Konoha's warship."

"OK, all right."

Naruto hesitated, then nodded quickly after meeting Tsunade's death gaze.

That’s all, it’s not bad anyway, as long as it’s all yours in the end.

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It was already dusk, and before the sun had set, Neji, Sasuke, and Shikamaru gathered together again.

The difference from the morning was that this time it was Neji who organized the round.

When he walked to the river with Shikamaru and Sasuke and looked at the clear water reflecting the golden light of the setting sun, Neji abruptly sat down cross-legged, his eyes full of confusion about life and the future.

Shikamaru's expression was not much better. Seeing Neji's lost Konoha, he deliberately sat down a little forward, crossed his legs and looked up at the sky, maintaining the same posture as Neji.

Only Sasuke didn't seem to feel the same way as the two of them. Instead, he silently picked up the stones by the river and began to float them in the water.

"Neji, is your situation confirmed?"

"Um."

"Did your mother tell you?"

"I bumped into him accidentally when I was going home."

Even though they were both fallen from the sky, Neji did not hide his information and told Sasuke and Shikamaru truthfully.

Shikamaru lowered his head, sighed quietly, and patted Neji's shoulder.

It is much crueler to face it directly than to say it with your mouth.

'It seems that there is nothing to doubt, everything is true, including that my mother is also in love with Naruto. ’

Shikamaru looked around, then fixed his gaze on Sasuke, who was still wandering.

Sasuke glanced back at him, and then smiled politely at him.

Sasuke Uchiha.

wrong

It should be said about Uzumaki Sasuke, why doesn't he feel sad at all?

Shikamaru was curious about this.

"Sasuke. Aren't you sad?"

"Huh? What's there to be sad about? Do I seem like a fragile person?"

Sasuke would not tell them that he cried alone for a long time last night. It would be better if he kept this kind of secret in his heart alone.

No need to tell anyone.

Even his own brother.

Hearing this, Neji and Shikamaru frowned at the same time. Sasuke's words were equivalent to slapping them both in the face.

Because they are sad.

"Don't think too much. Everyone has learned knowledge. You must remember that it is based on parent-child theory."

"If Naruto hadn't gone to find our mother when he traveled to the past, we wouldn't exist at all."

"So it is wrong for us to have resentments. What we should do is face life positively and thank Naruto for saving our lives."

After saying a few words of comfort, Sasuke clapped his hands and sat next to Neji, looking forward.

Neji, who was beside him, narrowed his eyes. He also wanted to be as optimistic as Sasuke, but he really couldn't be optimistic. He even felt a little tight in his chest, as if something was blocking him. ,

Just two words.

Uncomfortable!

Shikamaru, on the other hand, looked at the two of them and shook his head and smiled. He was more emotionally stable than Neji. He not only accepted this fact, but also did not ask his mother.

For him, the word father is not that important.

The important thing is what should and can be done after learning that Naruto is the biological father.

After this scandal, the Nara clan's resentment towards their mother, Naruto, and themselves must have reached its peak.

Having suffered for more than ten years, if one day he gains power, he will definitely take revenge.

"Neji, Sasuke, I want to ask you to do me a favor."

Neji and Sasuke both looked at Shikamaru.

Sasuke asked: "What's the favor? Tell me. We are brothers now. I will definitely help you if I can."

The upper limit of Sasuke's words is very high. In Konoha Village and even the entire ninja world, there are not many people or things that he can care about, and he has the status of a biological brother.

Whatever Shikamaru wants to do, even if he doesn't say it, Sasuke will help him.

The reason why he said "I will help if I can" was to guard against Shikamaru, lest Shikamaru would ask him to do some disgusting things after agreeing.

For example, picking up garbage, cleaning the streets, etc.

Naruto had often tricked him into doing these things before.

Seeing Sasuke answering so freely, Neci naturally followed suit: "Me too, as long as it doesn't violate my taboos, I will help if I can."

"Okay, then I'll help you."

Shikamaru smiled, changed his position and squatted down between the two, then put his arms around their shoulders, smiling.

The corners of Neji's lips raised unconsciously, and Sasuke pushed Shikamaru away slightly disgustedly: "You haven't said what help you want from us."

"Well, how should I put it? I want the Nara clan to disappear, at least in Konoha."

"good."

"Do you agree?"

"Brothers!" Sasuke smiled and hit Shikamaru on the shoulder: "There is nothing to hesitate."

"Yeah, there's nothing to hesitate about." Neji also accepted this identity calmly.

Although he didn't want to recognize his yellow-haired father, the feeling of having a brother seemed quite good.

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"Lovable Immortal, why are you at my house?"

"Haha, I came to chat with you. What's wrong? Don't you believe me?"

"Of course you can, but I don't have food at home, so I can't entertain you."

"There is no need to entertain, and don't treat me as a guest. After all, I am your father's master."

"This is what you said. Then don't say that I didn't treat you well after you go out."

"You brat, what do you think of me, Jiraiya, the Toad Sage of Mount Myoboku? Do I look like the kind of person who can gossip?"

"Yeah, I feel quite similar. After all, you look so vulgar, the lustful immortal."

"." The corners of Jiraiya's mouth twitched, inevitably getting a little more angry.

But, seeing that face that looked exactly like Minato, Jiraiya really couldn't get angry.

He had thought more than once that if he had not chased Orochimaru around the world on the day of the Nine-Tails Rebellion, the Minato couple would not have died.

They are still alive and well and will teach Naruto seriously.

There was a slight possibility that Naruto would call him "Grandpa".

If it really ended like that, then Naruto would definitely not have this happen to Tsunade now.

He would probably be like Minato, a gentle and humble gentleman.

"Naruto, has anything special happened to you recently, such as a relationship, can you tell me about it?"

Jiraiya calmed down and stared at Naruto, he wanted to see what Naruto would say.

Should I tell him honestly, avoid the problem, or lie to him.

"Pfft!"

Naruto suddenly laughed for some reason, walked to the window and pushed it open.

Under the afterglow of the evening, his already handsome face became even more dazzling.

[Passive selection trigger! 】

[Jiraiya wants to ask you about your feelings and attitude towards Tsunade. What is the choice you will make?]

[Option 1, be friendly: avoid the problem and offer to bring him and Tsunade together. Completion reward (postpartum care of sows)]

[Option 2, treat it rationally: there is nothing to hide, confess everything to him. Completion reward (one hundred thousand taels)]

[Choice three, act recklessly: ridicule him as just a selfish old guy. Completion reward (10% control of Five Tails)]

[Choice 4, cruel and ruthless: Kill him if he dares to ask you questions about any rubbish! Completion reward (10% control of Five Tails)]

After a casual glance, Naruto yawned out of boredom.

The triggering frequency of recent options is quite high, but the rewards are only that.

"Why are you laughing?" Jiraiya asked doubtfully.

Under the setting sun, Naruto faced the wind for a while, his golden hair flying with the breeze. After the wind stopped, he turned back to look at Jiraiya.

"Before, you were the one who dropped flowers at the door of the Hokage's office, right?"

Unexpectedly, Naruto would point him out directly. Jiraiya's expression froze and he didn't know what to say for a moment.

Finally, facing Naruto's half-smiling expression, Jiraiya took a deep breath and decided to admit it.

"it's me."

"I guessed it. After all, you are probably the only one who can be so sad that your palms will draw blood because of what happened between me and Tsunade-sama."

Naruto's expression was calm, but there was a hint of ridicule in his tone:

"Tell me about you. You are already in your forties or fifties. You are so brave that you dare to peek into the women's bath and sell erotic novels openly."

"Obviously you are a rotten person with corrupt morals, but why don't you dare to be more domineering and strong when it comes to relationships, and be brave enough to let Tsunade-sama be with you?"

After being lectured inexplicably, Jiraiya's face turned blue and white. He wanted to say something, but was unable to refute.

Because everything Naruto said was true.

He is indeed bold enough to often peek into women's bathrooms, but he is indeed not brave enough to be emotionally brave.

There was silence, and before Jiraiya could think of how to answer Naruto, Naruto spoke again.

"Perhaps you have thought about why Tsunade-sama would rather choose a philandering carrot like me than you."

"Why?"

Jiraiya really thought about this question.

This afternoon, just by asking this question, he had already thought about going bald, and he couldn't figure out why Tsunade made such a choice.

Even if Tsunade chooses an ordinary person of the same age, Jiraiya will recognize him.

But lost to the little brat of the grandchildren

Really are.

Unacceptable.

"Because you have never thought about Tsunade-sama. You say you like her, but the actions you take deny your love time and time again."

"I have never done anything to be sorry for Tsunade, so don't talk nonsense."

Jiraiya's face suddenly darkened, and he stared at Naruto gloomily.

"You did it again, and more than once." Naruto stared at Jiraiya with extremely serious eyes.

"I didn't." Jiraiya clenched his fists and denied.

"Then let me help you reminisce. The first time was when Senju Nawaki died. Tsunade-sama proposed the idea of ​​equipping the team with medical ninjas. That request was rejected by the third generation. You keep I was silent and didn't speak up for her, right?"

Naruto slapped his hands on the table, refusing to give an inch.

"Everyone chose to remain silent that time, including Orochimaru." Jiraiya explained.

"Haha, are you suffering from selective amnesia?"

Naruto smiled.

"If everyone is really silent, then why do I know that Kato Dan stood up to support Tsunade-sama at the meeting despite the opposition of the Third Generation?"

Jiraiya fell silent.

Naruto added: "That time, you and Tsunade-sama were already close friends, but Kato Dan and she were just strangers. That is because of that time, you were destined to lose to Kato Dan."

"Stop talking, we are talking about you and Tsunade now, not Kato Dan." Jiraiya couldn't help but speak.

"Okay, let's talk about the second time." Naruto looked away: "The second time is me."

"I remember that the top management wanted to choose you as Hokage, but you forced this responsibility to Tsunade-sama who didn't want to be Hokage."

"But what I told her after meeting her was that I would replace her as Hokage as soon as possible."

"She is a woman who likes to have a leisurely life, but there is no one in the village to support you, and you only shirk all day long, so she has no choice but to shoulder this burden."

Spring evenings are a bit cold.

Jiraiya felt cold in his heart, and his whole body was filled with frustration.

Naruto woke him up.

"Indeed, how can a person like me deserve to win?"

"Today, just pretend I haven't been here."

【Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing choice three. The reward (10% control of the five tails) is successfully distributed. 】