Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Southampton wanted to play an "opening kill", but they were counterattacked!

The dazzling 5:1 score on the LED screen seemed to tell the Southampton coach that this was a dream.

He rubbed his face vigorously, hoping to wake himself up.

Doesn’t it mean that this season Manchester United is the strongest, Manchester City is second, and Arsenal is weak?

We, who were almost able to defeat the Manchester City duo, could not possibly lose so completely.

So this is a dream!

Unfortunately, the more he rubs, the more he wakes up.

He looked bitterly at the senior boy waiting for kick-off.

Depend on!

Fortunately, I am not the worst offender, at least there is Mancini. How stupid is this to sell the star of hope at a low price?

Thinking about tomorrow's major newspapers, Mancini was the hot headline, and he was only second on the list, and his mood became better again.

The Manchester City U18 dormitory is boiling, and former teammates are descending to earth like murderous gods... From now on, Manchester City's youth training is no longer a technical secondary school, at least it is 211. Manchester City has taken a solid step towards becoming a giant.

The CEO of Manchester City quickly called his friends in the police because he was afraid that the door would be covered in eggs tonight...

The Southampton head coach thought to himself: Anyway, we have lost like this.

"Let them see the iron-bloodedness and toughness of our British Championship!"

Southampton completely let themselves go and played very rough!

Fighting like this is still somewhat effective.

The reason why it is a little bit is because of Xia Qi and Cazorla.

The game restarts,

Walcott and Chamberlain especially wanted to score a goal. They were the most active players on the Arsenal field.

However, under Southampton's tough (rough) playing style, there were not many places where the two of them excelled.

Lallana kicked off, and Lambert broke through again with the ball. Walcott wanted to counterattack on the spot, but this time Lambert "changed his mind."

The previous "love" disappeared.

When their bodies first came into contact, he gave a subtle "elbow".

Walcott "elbowed" out and reached out to the referee for a foul, but the referee ignored it.

Lambert elbowed his old love away, but failed to break through to the end. He was intercepted by Cazorla.

Cazorla tackled Lambert head-on.

As fast as lightning,

Rushing on the slippery ground,

Plowing the courtyard and sweeping holes,

Even the ball and people are shoveled away together!

The action is clean and crisp!

There is no doubt!

After Walcott was assassinated, he immediately returned one, and the most important thing was "immediately"!

I mean to stand up for my brother,

It also means teaching you how to be a good person and do things well.

Special boost.

"Mama Ka, you are so domineering!"

"Boy, do you see? This is toughness without being obscene. Your little trick is too low."

Arsenal fans pumped their fists, shouted, and stood up to applaud.

This is the second player after Xia Qi to win the honor of standing up.

Xia Qi watched with envy as his teammates rushed to "Mama Ka" and gave her enthusiastic high-fives and hugs.

He also really wanted to...hug...Ka's mother.

...

...

The ball still belongs to Southampton.

Midfielder - Obi Davis throws the throw-in to Prowse.

Prowse and Lallana hit the wall twice in a row to cooperate, pushing the offensive line to the front of Arsenal's penalty area.

The next kick was a 45-degree diagonal pass. Peng Cheyong stepped forward and pushed the ball. Szczesny knelt down and took the football into his arms.

Arsenal goal kick.

After receiving the ball, Arteta dribbled the ball through the center circle.

Schneiderlin quickly stepped forward to intercept.

Arteta, who has figured out Southampton's rhythm, strolled around and did not rush to play the ball.

When Schneiderlin was close to stretching his legs, he moved the ball to the left and sent it behind Schneiderlin, and he passed by from the other side.

The ball passed!

Continue to break through!

Southampton could only tilt the defense towards him. Arteta saw that his goal had been achieved and stopped as soon as possible.

He tilted his body and passed the football to Xia Qi.

Hoyveld, who was defending Xia Qi, had long wanted to give Xia Qi a hard blow.

I just have a yellow card on my body and I dare not take any action.

Now, the Boss has spoken: tough!

He immediately imitated Cazorla and shoveled slippery, but Xia Qi was not Lambert.

Seeing him coming towards me, he pushed the ball more than a meter to the left, followed by a sliding step in a waltz, and took a step to the left along with the football.

While gliding, Hoiveld tried his best to open his legs, which were like scissors, but he was still missing by three centimeters.

Seeing that he was about to die in vain, Hoiveld reached out to pull Xia Qi's heels in desperation, trying to bring him down.

The most incredible scene happened on the football field.

Hoyveld actually hung on Xia Qi's heels.

Xia Qi was like a big tree with roots, motionless, and even helped Hoiveld stop sliding.

In an instant

Xia Qi Club is dead!

He was so embarrassed that he could dig out two rooms and one living room with his toes.

This system is so imbecile.

It would be weird if he wasn’t sectioned and studied after the game!

However, the most embarrassing person was actually Hoyveld. The whole audience was stunned for a moment before bursting into laughter, which was certainly embarrassing.

But it was nothing compared to Xia Qi's icy face that squinted at 45 degrees and a pair of indifferent eyes.

"Haha! Haha! Xia Qi said, brother, with your little strength, will I fall or fall?"

"Hoyveld slid towards Xia Qi. Xia Qi: Brother, where are you? Why can't I find you? Hoyveld: I'm here, hanging on your heels!"

The head coach of Southampton was so angry that he rushed from the coaching bench to the sidelines, regardless of the penalty he would be punished after the game.

He yelled crazily: "Fake Squid! You idiot, you should try harder! What the hell are you doing, haven't you eaten?"

Teammates also hate that iron cannot become steel: "Are you stupid?"

Either don't foul, or commit more thoroughly.

How can you shrink back when trouble comes?

This principle,

Hoyveld understood, but he couldn't pull him away. No one believed him except Xia Qi.

Hoyveld was so angry at the "distrust" that he yelled even more fiercely than his teammates and coaches: "Did I f*cking eat? I really can't pull him away."

The referee suppressed his laughter, calmed his emotions first, and then gave him a red card after he calmed down.

Amid applause and cheers, Hoyveld walked directly into the locker room with his head lowered and with a huge psychological shadow.

Arteta takes a free kick in the frontcourt.

Xia Qi, Podolski, Vermaelen... and others stood in the penalty area to grab points.

The high-altitude ball was directly thrown into the penalty area. Xia Qi thought the system was trying to grab the second point, but unexpectedly, he made a move.

Xia Qi, who is a senior, will definitely be Southampton's key defensive target.

Prowse is the first line of defense against Xia Qi.

When he saw Xia Qi charging forward, he immediately rushed sideways to intercept, but he was a beat too slow and only got half of his body.

Then there was nothing more,

He irresistibly rolled out of the game.

Very exaggerated!

But thinking of Hoyveld,

I also felt that being knocked over was not an exaggeration.

It turns out that Hoyveld didn't lie. This kid's body is really abnormal.

Zusefanti is the second line of defense, and he is also the one who scolds Hoyveld the most.

He and Xia Qi took off together, and then felt an extremely terrifying force suddenly coming from the side of his body.

It was like I was colliding with a big truck.

When flying upside down in the air, what Fang Di was thinking about was not Xia Qi but: I owe Hoyveld an apology.

Seeing that Xia Qi was so overwhelmed, he knocked the two of them away one after another and grabbed the point.

The Emirates Stadium is buzzing!

After Cazorla showed his domineering power in the Premier League, Xia Qi once again used action to tell his guests domineeringly, what should real toughness be?

The Biography of General Zhu Lu (continued from the previous chapter, the writer said, it can only be 500 words)

At that time, there was a war in the British football world. Sir Alex Ferguson and the Duke wanted to become the leader of the British League. They organized a banquet at Hongmen and ordered Runibaba to dance with a sword in front of the banquet in order to kill Wangre. Zhu Lu was furious and kicked Rooney three times. He grabbed Beba in his hand, and as if he was a child, he got a ruby ​​God of War card. All Sir Alex's soldiers were frightened and did not dare to move forward. Sir Alex begged for mercy and cried bitterly.

A moment later, the arsenal was about to conquer San Siro. At that time, General Julu was ill and tried his best to go out for the expedition. However, Milan showed great power first.

Three famous gunmen were killed in a row, and all the gunmen were shocked. Wangre calmly said: "Generals, don't panic, I have the general Zhu Lu, who can kill him first." Zhu Lu came out of the camp with a big ax in his hand. Although he was dizzy, he couldn't care about much, so he jumped on his horse and went to fight. Not long after leaving, Pegasus came to report: "Zhu Lu was beheaded by Feng Xian again." Everyone was pale. When Wangre heard this, he cried loudly and said, "Zhu Lu is dead, and God has mourned me!"

PS: The Gunners were defeated by 4 goals in the San Siro battle. Three weeks later they moved to the Emirates Stadium. All the players tried their best, but they were still eliminated by one goal. . . Wangre said: "If Zhulu were here, I would never have suffered such a big loss!" He beat his chest and cried: "Sorry, Zhulu! What a pain, Zhulu! What a pity! Zhulu! Sorry, Zhulu !”