Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

The football was slammed into the net by Xia Qi!

The Emirates Stadium exploded with shouts: "Xia Qi!" (broken sound)

Xia Qi didn't expect that the AI ​​would explode like this. It seemed that he still didn't understand the system.

Grabbing the second point is just an attribute, it can do a lot of work!

Xia Qi closed his eyes and ears and went over in his mind the AI's judgment of where the pass would land, as well as the timing of starting and taking off.

Don't let such an excellent teacher go to waste.

6: 1!

Southampton was numb, and there was one less player on the field. Southampton's head coach replaced the core players for fear of being kicked out of "autism."

Wenger waved his hand, and Xia Qi and Arteta also came off the field.

Arteta wanted to help Xia Qi go with him, but Xia Qi shook his hand.

Southampton still put too little pressure, and Xia Qi was able to leave the field on his own for the first time.

It feels so good to get out without help!

Xia Qi and Arteta put their hands on top of their heads and clapped, responding to the thunderous applause around them.

Xia Qi is off the field, and Walcott and Chamberlain have more scenes, but their performance is really not good.

Southampton is a clay pot who plays very rough. Although the two of them are porcelain, they can't be too squeamish.

Although the Premier League has evolved towards a technological stream, it is still the Premier League after all. If you avoid playing, you will only be looked down upon, and you will not be able to play well.

The game continued, and Arsenal's butcher's knife was still very sharp. In the 82nd minute, Arshavin came on to play for Podolski, who scored twice with a shovel shot.

In the 90th minute, Djulu suddenly stepped forward and shot a burst from the left side of the penalty area, hitting Fox. Podolski followed up with a shot and put on his first hat in the Premier League.

Southampton created two strikers in one game!

Xia Qi scored five goals and Podolski scored a hat trick.

The score of 8:1 was also the final score.

"Ding, this game has ended and the rewards are being settled..."

"The host played 72 minutes in this game, with A- participation, A+ performance, and award: 10 attribute points."

"Ding, the host has completed the first five-year-old exam this season. Prize: 20 attribute points. Prize skill: Park San Lung Perpetual Motion Machine!"

"Ding, the host won the Premier League's best game, award: attribute value 5 points."

"Ding, regional legend +1."

"Ding, regional legend +1."

"..."

Xia Qi saw that his legend level had risen to over 50, and he was only two games away from becoming a regional legend.

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In the post-match interview, when asked about Hoyveld's sliding, Xia Qi explained for him: "I have practiced the horse steps of Chinese Kung Fu."

Seeing the reporters' expressions of confusion, Xia Qi got stabbed on the spot.

The reporters suddenly realized that the power from the mysterious East... described Chinese Kung Fu in thick ink.

After the report, Chinese martial arts gyms across Europe were full of students...

After the interview,

After passing the fan area, there were two young fans in the stands, one male and one female, about five or six years old. The little girl was on the second step and the little boy was on the third step. They shouted Xia Qi's name vigorously and asked him for his autograph and jersey. .

How can a jersey be divided between children from two different families?

Xia Qi pointed to the jersey and game ball on his body.

"You, is or it?"

Although people in Chinglish don’t understand it, they can almost understand the meaning.

It was also quite interesting for the two children, tossing a coin to decide the outcome.

The boy who wins is leaving football. The girl could only choose the jersey, but looking at her expression, she seemed to be the winner.

An enthusiastic fan handed him a signature pen. Xia Qi took off his clothes and wrote the Chinese character "Xia Qi" and the time on the lower right hem of the front.

The little girl shouted: "Maria, my name is Maria, sweet Maria."

Xia Qi wrote in English in the middle of the jersey: To the cutest and most beautiful angel - Maria.

After the clothes were handed to the little girl, she didn't mind the smell of sweat and put them on directly, showing off to others.

But the little boy on the third step was so greedy.

Soon, Xia Qi wrote the boy's name on the football: Sean and his own name. He also indicated that this was his first Wuzi Dengke game ball.

This statement will make football far more than it is worth.

The third step was a bit high, so Xia Qi didn't expect to throw it with his hands. As a football player, of course he would use his feet.

Habitual thinking!

But now he is Xia Qi, who only has 78 abilities. Looking at Wu Lei, who has done many comedic one-shots, you can see how accurate Xia Qi is at this time.

The football was deflected by a full three meters. The error was not too extreme. After all, it was in a static state. But a bald man with flowery arms three meters away grabbed the football, turned around and ran away.

The little boy was stunned, tears welling up in his eyes.

Xia Qi, who transformed into Zixia Fairy, was so heroic and courageous that he immediately climbed up the stands with a barrier in hand and chased after her.

The fans in the stands did not leave completely. A few enthusiastic fans helped to stop him, but the man with the bald head and flowery arms came from a ruthless character in Sugar Mountain.

One punch, one punch, two people down.

This made Xia Qi, who was chasing after him, very angry.

The two rushed into the commercial area of ​​the stadium one after the other. Although Xia Qi was in Zixia Fairy state, he was still an athlete after all, and they quickly caught the man.

The man with the bald head and flowery arms probably did this often, and he stuffed the football into his clothes as he was experienced at it.

He asked Xia Qi with a smile: "Are you okay?"

Xia Qi shouted angrily: "Bring it here."

"The rules of the stadium are, whoever grabs it gets it."

"That's a child, do you want face?"

"Face? Haha...it's nothing, I'm leaving."

Xia Qi was only 18 years old, at the age where he was in full swing. He stepped forward, lifted up his clothes and grabbed the football, and the two struggled together.

The man resisted while shouting: "The star hit someone, the Arsenal star hit someone..."

Xia Qi became even more angry. Isn't this just slandering someone?

In anger, he punched him twice.

Now, things have gone crazy...

People who didn’t know the truth took out their mobile phones to take pictures and called the police. Reporters with sharp noses also came...

Xia Qi's force value was still a bit high, and he finally grabbed the football. Before leaving, he said condescendingly to the bald man with flowery arms lying on the ground pretending to be a dead fish: "You are not welcome at the Emirates Stadium and Arsenal, and you are not allowed to appear again in the future. ”

The young Xia Qi didn't know that he was in trouble, so he hummed a song and found the little boy Sean with the wind of justice...

It couldn't be an incident.

An hour later, Xia Qi was taken away by the police while having a late-night snack with his parents.

Although half an hour later, Wenger and his parents guaranteed him out.

However, things are out of control.

That night, the news of Xia Qi's beating appeared on the evening news.

This incident was not only an act of violence, but the highlight was that it was against one's own fans.

Is Xia Qi not evil?

Who is black?

The whole of Britain is condemning such violent behavior, and the head of the Football Association has made it clear that Xia Qi will be banned.

Arsenal's mortal enemy and owner of White Hart Lane, Tottenham, also took the opportunity to steal the hearts of North London fans.

Tottenham chairman Levy said on Twitter:

"It is appalling for a player to hurt his own fans. We welcome this fan to change his banner and come to White Hart Lane, and we also welcome other fans who are disappointed with Arsenal. We and you are a real family!"

Xia Qi's notoriety has spread far and wide, and even the big-eyed monsters in the Bundesliga have jumped out and stepped on him: "This kind of behavior is unforgivable and must be banned. We must oppose violence both on and off the court. I swear I will never play with such a person." Competitive.”

At two o'clock in the morning, with a tweet from Wenger, the matter became even more popular.

The article explains what happened, and includes the name of the little boy involved and the signature on the football.

Obviously the man who fought with Xia Qi was not named Sean.

This football is not his.

Wenger said that Arsenal and himself have always opposed violence, but this time I support Xia Qi. Xia Qi's private lawsuit will be turned into a lawsuit between the club and the bald man with flowery arms.

Last year's "Bloody Sunday" and the years of grievances between the two teams made Tottenham Levy lose the ability to argue right from wrong, but he still refused to give up:

"Whitewash! This is a whitewash! Someone will report tomorrow that the poor guy who was beaten is not a good person. Clear his name first, and then discredit him. I understand."

But as the reporter conducted in-depth interviews, the whole story was revealed to the fans.

There are more and more people supporting Xia Qi.

Arsenal fans agree with Tottenham that the man deserves to be at White Hart Lane because they are the same type of person.

The next morning, Ferguson faced a reporter's question: "I don't know who that kid (Xia Qi) is, but I believe in Wenger's character, and I support Arsenal on this matter."

Ferguson's support made Xia Qi completely popular.

Many non-Arsenal fans have joined the army of supporting Xia Qi, including the famous star Gerrard, and ordinary people...

This incident was not entirely a bad thing, at least it gave Xia Qi a hard time and allowed him to grow, and it also had substantial benefits.

That's the area legend, it's lit up.

No wonder people say black and red are also red.

As the saying goes, a blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise!