Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Chapter 20 My girlfriend was taken away, but I can’t feel any hatred



The Southampton coach did not expect that the Emirates Stadium would be more dangerous than Old Trafford.

He had a bad premonition in his heart that he would not be able to escape the fate of being massacred tonight.

Since shrinking one's head is a sword, extending one's head is also a sword!

Might as well fight!

Southampton's team pressed forward after the restart.

With a sudden jerk,

It really caught Arsenal off guard.

Lambert dribbled the ball from the wing and ran as fast as Walcott.

The two of them used the court as a runway, entangled and intrigued all the way from the center circle to the corner kick.

Lambert couldn't get rid of Walcott, and Walcott couldn't destroy the breakthrough.

Based on this clip alone, Lambert's value will definitely increase after the game.

At the corner flagpole, the two were intrigues and plotting against each other.

Walcott: Sister, please lead me forward boldly! Lead forward!

Lambert: Brother, come and play ball! Seriously!

One wants a corner kick,

I will definitely not give it to anyone.

Walcott stretched his arms through Lambert's arms and pinned his hands together, and at the same time pulled Lambert into his arms.

This was not done for the sake of intimacy, but to prevent Lambert from turning around easily.

After turning around, Lambert has a wide perspective, making it easy to get a corner kick.

If it weren't for the stadium, this scene would be really inappropriate for children.

Lambert hadn't seen Walcott stretching his legs to grab the ball for a long time, so he knew that this "scumbag" was affectionate but not sincere.

So he deliberately squeezed back to feel the approximate position of Walcott's center of gravity.

Then he quickly knocked the football toward Walcott's center of gravity with his heel.

Unexpectedly, Walcott had already taken precautions and dodged in time.

What he thought was a smart dodge turned out to be great wisdom.

The football missed and rolled towards the right rib of the penalty area.

I only want ten dollars, but you give me a hundred?

What a good man!

Lambert sped past Walcott and chased the football.

Vermaelen quickly rushed out of the penalty area to fill the hole.

But Lambert was faster and passed the football to the goal first.

A half-high ball, flying from right to left, with opportunities in the front, middle and back.

Peng Chiyong and Zhu Lu, in front of the goal, competed with each other, and the football was scratched.

At this moment, the football changed its direction and flew behind the two players, causing the Arsenal generals who were scrambling for points at the midpoint and back to panic.

Schneiderlin took the opportunity to seize Arsenal's small mistake, rushed in from outside the penalty area, and kicked the world with a kick. Coates flew to block the hole of the gun, but failed.

The football hit the inside of the goalpost, bounced toward the goal.

Szczesny swooped over and hugged the football with both hands.

Arsenal fans collectively breathed a sigh of relief, and their hanging hearts returned to their original position.

But Szczesny, who was watching the ball for free in the backcourt, had not exercised for too long, and his hands were actually stiff.

The football bounced like a naughty child in his hand, neither being held nor patted.

Butter hands!

He pounced from the side and had no center of gravity to support his two consecutive pounces.

I could only watch helplessly as it jumped out of my hand.

...

...

Football without an owner,

Let the front of the goal become a place of melee.

Long legs and thin legs, thick legs and short legs.

After some planning,

Zhu Lu’s nose turned red;

He scored his first goal of the season.

Why is God always jealous of talented people?

There are Sun Ce and Zhou Yu in the front, and my general Zhu Lu in the back? ? ? !

Szczesny held his head and comforted him: "It was my mistake, I'm sorry."

3: 1!

Southampton discovered that this was how they played against Arsenal. Arsenal was strong in attack and weak in defense, and "General Djurou" secretly helped.

Be reckless!

Reckless! Take the bright road!

continue!

Arteta kicked off and Walcott reached for the ball.

Lambert, who had a slight advantage in the last round, took the initiative to defend.

The two of them almost copied the attack and defense of the previous round, but the main and supporting roles were changed.

When they reached the corner flagpole, Walcott wanted to imitate Xizi and also knocked back with his heels.

But it turned out to be an imitation. The football hit Lambert's arch, and the rebound hit Walcott's calf as he turned around.

After two rebounds, the power of the football weakened, and the final bounce was neither high nor far.

Both of them have a chance,

for reputation,

For worth,

The two fighting men exchanged kicks in the air.

At the same time, Xia Qi was thinking:

"Ding, it has been detected that the second impact point is about to appear, and the [Team Battle Radar] attribute is being activated..."

"Precisely locking the position and moving without the ball..."

The football flew towards the corner flagpole again, and was about to bounce out of the boundary.

Xia Qi saw his body rushing towards the corner flagpole uncontrollably, and thought to himself: Is this considered the second point? That's a lot more to grab.

He first rushed out of the baseline, then stood outside the line, adjusted his position slightly, faced the football, and volleyed with the outside of his instep.

Pass the ball!

Do not,

It's a shot!

The football drew a strange arc, from the near corner of the goal, across the entire crossbar, and fell at the far post, falling into the far corner.

Goalkeeper Davis stood in the center of the goal and raised his hand over the crossbar, but the interception was unsuccessful.

"Van Basten shot from zero angle! Literally zero angle."

"When it comes to archery, I only obey Xia Qi!"

At the Emirates Stadium, no one was in their seats and everyone stood and applauded.

The DJ at the scene asked loudly: Who scored for us?

The Arsenal fans at the scene shouted at the top of their lungs: "Xia Qi!"

Then he asked: "Van Persie?"

The audience responded: "Who?"

At this moment, the haze of Van Persie's departure really dissipated...

The sky above the Emirates Stadium seemed to be clear.

Arsenal scored 5 goals and ended the first half with a score of 4:1.

Xia Qi scored a hat trick and an assist in the first half.

In the second half, the team changed sides and fought again.

Southampton may have had a little chicken soup in midfield.

Arsenal almost "killed" Arsenal at the beginning.

Lallana kicked off, Schneiderlin made a through ball, and Lambert cut inside again. Without Walcott to block the knife, Coates could only go forward.

At the same time, Peng Chiyon and Schneiderlin rushed into the penalty area at two points in the middle.

Lambert lived up to expectations, and after two rounds of fighting with Coates, he sent the football into the penalty area.

Neither Vermaelen nor Puncheyon grabbed the football at the front point.

The football reached the middle and was kicked out of the penalty area by Zhu Lu.

After the game, Zhu Lu firmly refused to admit that he was the one who made the clearance. He emphasized that he saw Xia Qi at the front.

This is a "deliberate" long pass assist!

Xia Qi was standing near the center circle, in his own half, looking askance at Hoyveld.

The football flew over half of the court and landed in front of the two of them.

Hoyveld is a human being with emotions, and his brother is currently working hard for the second goal in Arsenal's penalty area.

His attention will definitely be distracted by this, but AI is different, there is no need for emotion.

The football flew over and Xia Qi immediately ran out.

Instead of volleying, he stopped the ball first and took a small step. Seeing that goalkeeper Davis didn't understand what he was doing, he stepped on the center line and swung his legs.

Zhang Lu, who was on live TV, suddenly remembered something and exclaimed: "It can't be a half-time lob, right?"

How can anyone who was born before the 80s forget that handsome blond guy’s shocking move?

That elegant style is engraved in the DNA!

The football is like a Dongfeng missile, spanning the entire half and hitting the goal accurately.

Davis belatedly realized and kept retreating, but no matter how hard he tried, the football missile was faster. When it flew over his head, Davis' symbolic leap was of course of no use.

Footballs were blasted into the net, and a small tent was blown up after the bombing.

"First I pay tribute to Torres, then I pay tribute to Van Basten, and now I pay tribute to Beckham. I won't say any more. From now on, I will just brag (Xia Biao)."

The roof of the Emirates Stadium was blown away by the sound of cheers and flew to Old Trafford.

Many male Arsenal fans sat down slowly, holding their chests: My girlfriend was taken away, but I can't feel any hatred.

: At this moment, my girlfriend and I fell in love with someone at the same time.

: Putting on Xia Qi’s mask, will Laura be more wild?

...Not suitable for children, omit 10,000 words...

The real match situation is Arsenal 6:1 Southampton, so it’s not too much to say 8:1 in the article!

The Biography of General Zhu Lu (Excerpted from Gun Fan Bar!)

Zhu Lu, courtesy name John. He is from the Ivory Coast, nine feet tall, ten waists, and has a black face. He has been familiar with Cuju since childhood and is proficient in ball skills. He has a talent that knows the world and embodies the aspirations of the universe. When compared to Cristiano Ronaldo, Messi, and Pele, he is described as "a capable minister in troubled times and a hero who governs the world." No one can understand him.

Wangre, a professor at the British Arsenal, was appointed to recruit soldiers to compete for the championship. Knowing his name, he visited his house and wanted to hire him as a military advisor. On the way, he was robbed by a man's dog. The villagers reported it to Zhu Lu. When Lu arrived, he shouted loudly and all the dogs fled. Re Daqi said: "This is my ancestor of Qi." He worshiped him as a general. Lu came and went freely among the enemy's millions of troops, and took the heads of the enemy's leaders as if he were searching for something from a bag. Houre repeatedly made great achievements and became a pastor in London. This was all due to Zhu Lu's efforts.

(The writer said it can only be 500 words and will be broken down next time.)


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