Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Amidst the sound of "ding dong", Xia Qi rushed towards the football. Under the eyes of the Southampton players who were so surprised that they thought they had escaped disaster, and looked happy and happy,

Facing the football, spoon shot.

Soccer ball with rainbow hanging on the goal net.

At this time, the joy on the faces of Southampton players has not completely faded.

"It's like a dragon playing on the seashore."

"If you miss something once, it might be luck, but if you miss it twice, it's ability!"

"Top sense of goal, a natural goalscorer."

Xia Qi made a follow-up shot again, and the joy of regaining it detonated the Emirates Stadium. There was only one word in the sky above the stadium: Xia Qi!

At this moment, Xia Qi wanted to stand under the stands, open his arms and hug the fans, or run to his parents' VIP room and bow.

But he couldn't do it,

The Ice Cream Prince is so cute that he burst into tears.jpg.

"Hoyveld, you are responsible for guarding that kid personally."

Southampton's head coach was anxious. Xia Qi's two consecutive kills were all caused by the slackness of his own players. If his own players were more focused, how could he succeed?

Will Wenger teach his children? Look at Xia Qi's attitude towards playing football, and then look at his own.

Southampton's head coach feels that it is not unfair to lose, and must rectify the fighting discipline after returning.

The game continues.

Facing the Premier League giants Arsenal, Southampton is already an underdog. It is not shameful to lose. What they are most afraid of now is a disastrous defeat!

After Xia Qi stole the tower twice in a row, he always felt that he was full of loopholes. With the mentality that a small loss is a win, he started playing bus tactics.

A bus was lying in front of the goal, and Xia Qi's speed and sense of goal... were all useless.

Podolski is still very experienced, getting into the penalty area first and waiting for his teammates to feed him.

Xia Qi saw that there was already a fulcrum in the penalty area, so he didn't go in again. He stayed on the outside edge of the penalty area and moved around without the ball.

I'll pick out your armpits here, poke your itchy flesh there, it won't kill you, but it's very entertaining.

The worst person was Hoyveld, who followed Xia Qi every step of the way.

Xia Qi went east, he went east, Xia Qi went west, he went west, Xia Qi went left, he lost track...

"Watch him, Hoyveld, don't let him in."

"Hoyveld, how could you have missed him? How dangerous it was just now!"

"Hoyveld, how can you make Chinese boys cooperate with Germans?"

Hoyveld was going crazy. No one saw his efforts and dedication, but even the slightest mistake was criticized by thousands of people.

For the first time in my life, I hope I get injured and leave the field, because if I get injured I will end up as a hero, and if I are timid I will end up as a bear.

on the field,

Arsenal's offensive was fierce, but not exciting enough. Even Xia Qi's shots hit the opponent's players, let alone nothing.

As time passed, Southampton seemed to have found a way to deal with Arsenal.

As time goes by, Hoyveld is criticized more and more frequently by his teammates.

Seeing Xia Qi's "failures" time and time again, he became more slippery and difficult to deal with.

When the Southampton head coach was hesitating whether to change his guard, Xia Qi suddenly made a move.

Arteta deserves to be a man who aspires to be a coach. He understood Xia Qi's movements.

As soon as Xia Qi rushed forward, he put his foot on the ground and pushed the football right into Xia Qi's path.

The two of them seemed to be inseparable, able to understand each other.

This tacit understanding is the basis of the undefeated Arsenal's mercury-like attack. Unfortunately, it has been lost for a long time, but now it has suddenly appeared and reappeared.

Xia Qi slowed down to stop the ball, and Fang Di cursed: "Trash!" and then rushed towards Xia Qi quickly.

Hoyveld was now immune to the scolding from his teammates, and he came quickly behind Xia Qi without being affected.

Xia Qi slowed down and Zu Xie Fang Di speeded up, seemingly able to complete the interception.

But suddenly! Xia Qi suddenly stepped on the accelerator to speed up.

He pushed the football to the outside with the outside of his instep, making a gesture of sinking away along the line of the penalty area.

Zu Zhe Fang Di is not simple either. Seeing Xia Qi trying to get rid of him with a simple rhythm difference,

He snorted coldly,

While charging forward, he even forcibly twisted his waist, turned 90 degrees on the way, and aimed at Xia Qi again with bared teeth and claws.

Just when the audience was sighing for the super flexibility of the black brothers, Xia Qi spiked the ball with the inside of his right foot again, then pulled his toes to the left, switched to his left foot, and twisted his waist to change direction again!

It turned into an internal cut!

"Wow! Xia Qi has a great waist, and he must be very good in bed. I really want to be his girlfriend."

"Wow, this change of direction is as smooth as Dove."

The two of them twisted their waists and changed directions in the flash of lightning.

Fang Di was unwilling to let Xia Qi run away like this, and wanted to adjust his focus again.

But gravity no longer favored him, and he fell to the ground with a "plop".

The fans who witnessed all this took a breath, Messi committed a crime? !

Zhang Lu exclaimed: "Xia Qi's criminal style was extraordinary, and he knocked down Zu Xi Fang Di..."

When Hoyveld saw Fang Di being knocked down and Xia Qi cutting inside the penalty area, he became anxious and chased after him even harder.

There was panic in the Southampton penalty area.

Fox rushed towards Xia Qi. Xia Qi dunked, slowed down, and pushed forward, speeding up.

Fox is not as good as the ancestors.

Xia Qi was knocked down by a simple rhythm difference.

+1 for the victim!

Klini immediately stepped forward to block the hole of the gun. Xia Qi wanted to repeat his old trick, but Hoiveld chased back in time. He went around to defend, cutting off the possibility of Xia Qi continuing to change direction.

Although the back-and-forth cooperation between Clini and Hoyveld is very exciting, it is not enough to stop the football at the feet of AI-Xia Qi.

Xia Qi was dreaming of fighting against Changbanpo like Zhao Zilong, but the AI ​​got scared and passed the football to Podolski who was in a 1vs1 position.

With his back to the goal, Podolski leaned against Prowse. After receiving the ball, he gently moved the football to the right, then quickly turned around and shot the ball.

Although Prowse failed to prevent Podolski from making coherent movements, his behavior still had a disruptive effect.

The football hits the crossbar again!

"Ding dong..."

Xia Qi rushed forward, and everyone in Southampton surrounded him.

Being stolen twice, Southampton players had their defensive experience "stolen".

Southampton's head coach also breathed a sigh of relief and sat back in the coaching bench with peace of mind.

In the crowd, Xia Qi raised his leg to stop the football and looked up at the goal. Just when the defenders thought Xia Qi was going to hit the goal.

Instead, he turned sideways, moved his legs, and sent the football out from the gap between Hoyveld and Clini.

Podolski sprinted from a short distance and stabbed Prowse before he could lift his leg.

The football grazed Prowse's toes and rushed towards the far corner of the goal.

Goalkeeper Davis quickly made a side dive, but it was still just a hair’s breadth away.

Podolski's Premier League debut kicked off.

3: 0!

Only 32 minutes into the game, Arsenal led by three goals.

After scoring the goal, Podolski rushed towards Xia Qi, grabbed Xia Qi's face with both hands, looked him in the eyes and shouted loudly: "Thank you for the assist! Thank you for the two feedings."

Where could Xia Qi respond? He forced himself to go back.

The excited Podolsky simply jumped on Xia Qi's back, put his arms around Xia Qi's neck, and continued:

"Xia, you are too cold. If it weren't for the joy and excitement in your eyes, I would have thought you didn't like me scoring goals.

I'm stupid too. If you didn't like me scoring goals, you wouldn't have assisted me three times..."

Xia Qi's eyes showed true feelings.

He grabbed two monsters in a row, thinking that the system caused his teammates to miss. When Podolski scored.

Only then did Xia Qi realize that he had thought too much, and the "guilt" of robbing monsters disappeared.

He is really happy. He is happy when he plays football without any burden.

He really wanted to tell Podolski, Chamberlain, and Walcott: You can shoot with confidence, because I have a younger brother to take care of you!

Let's give Southampton a bloodbath tonight!