Everything I Got from Online Shopping Was Legit

Chapter 37: We Ourselves Have the Small Ones

“Waaaah~~ waaah~~~”

Inside the office, Miss Yuan was using the two pigtails she had tied today to crazily whip at Liu Rushuang, swinging them in wide circles.

Both of her small hands were tightly caught in Liu Rushuang’s grip. Just now, when she tried to unleash her “Galloping Horse Breaking Through the Pass,” she had been caught in failure. Fortunately, she still had two ‘propellers’ on her head.

But no matter what, there was a clear difference in both height and build between the two.

When Liu Rushuang fought Yuan Meng, it was like back in 1974, the first time Southeast Asia saw free-fighting matches—straight to the championship.

As for this, Lin Mo sat leisurely on the desk, drinking tea while watching the scene, and by the way digesting the breakfast he had overstuffed himself with earlier.

‘Ding’

Just then, the phone on the desk suddenly rang. Opening it up, he saw it was actually in the ‘Yongjie Trident’ group, with Zhang Wei sending a message.

【Video】

【Damn, the random video I took yesterday went viral, Yuan God also went viral, bro I gained 200,000 followers overnight, I’m about to become an influencer!】

【Quick, like, comment, and share for me】

【Yuan God, tonight dinner’s on me, no one’s leaving, we’ll all eat together!】

Looking at the string of messages Zhang Wei sent in the group, and then glancing again at Miss Yuan, who was scraping with her pigtails, Lin Mo’s mind blanked for a moment.

Whose subordinate was this, so fierce?

A mouse licking a cat’s crotch, just looking for danger?

Thinking about it, he still replied in the group:

【If you delete the video now and deactivate the account, it’s still not too late. Listen to me, the waters of self-media are too deep, you can’t handle it.】

Zhang Wei: 【You’re just jealous. If I can’t handle it, what, you can?】

Lin Mo: ...

Good guy, truly worthy of being the boldest man.

Just then, Yuan Meng, failing in her attack, stepped back two steps and shouted:

“Fine, Slut Rushuang, you’d better sleep with one eye open from now on. Otherwise, even if you’re on the toilet, I’ll make you soar high into the sky!”

After speaking, she stomped her foot angrily, walked to the table in front of him, poured herself a cup of tea, downed it in one gulp, then picked up her phone and said: “I’ll contact the one who posted the video and tell him to take it down, or else I’ll sue him!”

Seeing this, Lin Mo hurriedly messaged Zhang Wei privately:

【Go eat something, whatever you can】

Before Zhang Wei could reply, Miss Yuan’s piercing scream came again.

“Ah~~~~ Zhang Wei!”

Finishing, she once again summoned her Ultraman Seven running stance and dashed straight out.

“She’s…” Liu Rushuang brushed her hair back, puzzled, and asked.

Hearing this, Lin Mo smiled and replied: “She’s probably about to transform into Ultraman Seven. By the way, do we give our company’s full-time employees the five insurances and one fund?”

Liu Rushuang only nodded blankly. Seeing this, Lin Mo felt reassured.

Soon, Zhang Wei’s department was stormed by a twin-tailed warrior. She opened with her ultimate combo—

Tornado Destroys Parking Lot, Crow Riding the Airplane, Head Smashes Walnut.

In an instant, Zhang Wei’s screams filled the entire department.

Meanwhile, Lin Mo remained safe and sound. Liu Rushuang didn’t keep teasing him with words either, at most asking him to fetch some water or brew a cup of tea.

After all, she was such a big boss, with so many company matters. How could she possibly chat with him all the time?

He too enjoyed the leisure. A paid tea-drinking job was hard to find. Thinking back on his months of ox-and-horse-like grind, he even wondered how he managed to endure it.

Sure enough, it was easy to go from frugality to luxury, but hard the other way around.

At noon, when he saw Zhang Wei again, though his arm was bruised purple and green, his face was full of a dog-licking smile.

Asking him revealed that, in order to protect that suddenly popular video, Zhang Wei had signed countless humiliating treaties.

Not only did he have to treat everyone to dinner that evening, but he also had to serve Miss Yuan in the company for a whole month—preparing fruit and snacks every day, running errands for takeout, and so on.

Though the price was not small, what he gained was greater. After all, an account with more than 200,000 followers, still growing, was of no small value.

Even if Zhang Wei didn’t manage it himself, selling it now would fetch quite a sum.

That afternoon, Liu Rushuang stayed in the office for a while before leaving, and never returned until the end of the day.

At a hotpot restaurant on the food street, Zhang Wei waved his hand boldly and said to eat freely—tonight was on him.

“Yuan-jie, who are you messaging so intently?”

At the dinner table, seeing Miss Yuan constantly poking at her phone, Lin Mo couldn’t help but ask.

“My mom, of course. Recently, her skin’s been getting much better. She’s been vainly posting Moments every day, and even asking me if you still have any left.” Yuan Meng put down her phone helplessly.

Lin Mo was helpless about this too. The last two portions had already been snatched by force—what could he do?

“Hey, tomorrow’s your last day, why not skip work and go out with me? A friend invited me camping in the suburbs. Anyway, Liu Rushuang doesn’t need you here!”

Faced with Yuan Meng’s suggestion, Lin Mo was tempted, but still refused: “Forget it, I need to hold my post on the very last day.”

Besides, Yuan Meng’s friends were strangers to him. If he tagged along, wouldn’t it be awkward for everyone?

As for why Miss Yuan could still go play during working hours tomorrow? What a joke—she came and went as she pleased. Absenteeism was practically her routine.

Wasn’t there a song that went, ‘With chicken, my breakfast is lost in the wind. Without chicken, my pocket clenches tight. I’ll strike, strike, strike~’?

“Cut, forget you, this lady will go by herself.”

Just then, a cute little girl with a bun hairstyle and a frilly skirt came up, hugging Lin Mo’s leg and pointing at the table.

“Ah~ meat… meaty meat!”

Her big round eyes, chubby little face, and drooling mouth instantly froze the three of them in place.

“Wow, baby, you’re so cute! What’s your name?”

Girls, after all, had little resistance to cute things. Yuan Meng squatted down immediately, stroking the little girl’s face, her voice turning cutesy.

Lin Mo and Zhang Wei also wanted to tease the little girl, but soon a woman in a stepmother-style dress, with a hot figure and good looks, ran over.

“Yuanyuan, these are brother and sister. Come back with mommy now.”

Clearly, the child’s mother had arrived.

Seeing this, Lin Mo and Zhang Wei quickly spoke:

“Oh my, she’s so pretty!”

“She’s so well-behaved!”

Hearing this, the woman’s smile deepened. She picked up the baby: “Say goodbye to brother and sister!”

“Bye… bye”

“Bye-bye” *2

As the woman carried the child away, the two men’s gazes followed respectfully until they were gone.

Just then, Yuan Meng’s teeth-gritting voice came from the side:

“Going into people’s gardens to pluck their melons, teasing their child just to think about their mom, you two pervs, ptui~”

The two quickly shook their heads. Zhang Wei even refuted: “Not at all, I was just admiring how cute the baby was!”

“Same here.”

Yuan Meng sneered: “Admiring the baby? Then tell me, what was the pattern on the baby’s skirt?”

The two fell silent, bowing their heads and eating meat instead.

“Heh~ I just don’t get it. Why are you men all so shallow? You just like big chests, don’t you!”

At this, Lin Mo thought for a moment, then replied: “But because, the small ones… we ourselves have.”

Yuan Meng: (艹皿艹)ツ┏━┓

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