As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group

Curly-haired Guy: Idiot Katsura, serves you right! Making stuff up like that is banned in this group. Even if Lord Aizen is our enemy, we still have to show respect!

Sakata Gintoki wiped the sweat from his forehead, his body trembling a little. He just hoped he wouldn't get dragged into this.

Doujin Artist: Also, why was your final expression maniacal laughter? Shouldn't you be heartbroken or furious?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: So mad you started laughing?

Machete Girl: What kind of emotional shift even is that?!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Maybe he's just a simple crazy person?

[Hint: Wig Guy has been unmuted by the group owner]

Wig Guy: Sorry, I was wrong. I said something I shouldn't have, it's the biggest mistake of my life, Katsura Koutaro!

Amegakure Village's Angel: You did go too far. No matter what, Aizen-sama would never say something like that in front of Naruto.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Pfft! Hahahaha! Konan sis, if Aizen-sama saw what you just said, he'd probably cut you down.

Amegakure Village's Angel: He won't. He's busy watching other girls. [Image]

Doujin Artist: Is that… Kurenai?

In the picture, Aizen's eyes are focused on the monitor, showing Kurenai watching fireworks on the screen.

Curly-haired Guy: Hey, hey, what's going on? Even though it's such a dangerous time, those Konohagakure ninjas still have the time to watch fireworks? Talk about being carefree.

Amegakure Village's Angel: Firework festivals are a long-standing tradition in Konohagakure. Since the founding of the village, this custom has never been interrupted. In a symbolic sense, the fireworks festival represents Konohagakure's confidence. As long as the festival can still be held, Konohagakure will never fall.

Clever Blade Girl: I see. It's to boost morale, huh?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: That's a nice idea, but Aizen-sama isn't like the enemies Konohagakure used to face. This guy even made Rikudou Sennin feel afraid!

Shark-Faced Guy: That's true. Facing Aizen-sama, determination and confidence won't help at all. The gap is like the sky and the earth, but those guys can't even see that.

Doujin Artist: But it doesn't really matter, right? Whether they can see it or not, the result will be the same.

Curly-haired Guy: Yeah, you're right.

Aizen purposely trained Rikudou Sennin, so what can the ninja world do to fight him?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: When will the final battle happen?

This is an Actor: Probably in about half a year.

Half a year is the buffer time Aizen has given the whole ninja world. According to his estimate, Otsutsuki Hagoromo and the others will need about half a year to turn all the tens of thousands of ninja in the ninja world into Soul Reapers.

Of course, this transformation will be very poor and unstable, nowhere near the quality of his Arrancar army. But it's clear they're relying on overwhelming numbers, what's called the "sea of people" tactic.

Doujin Artist: So you're saying the ninja world only has half a year left?

Shark-Faced Guy: It's kind of sad when you think about it.

Wig Guy: ? Everyone, is it really right for us to talk like this? We're supposed to be on the side of justice, aren't we? Shouldn't we be supporting the ninjas of the ninja world to fight against this big bad Aizen?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Are you going?

Doujin Artist: Good luck!

Curly-haired Guy: Wig, I support you in spirit.

Wig Guy: …Gin-san, you've fallen so far! You're just watching beautiful Kushina-san being bullied and doing nothing about it? You bastard, how can you still call yourself a samurai?

Curly-haired Guy: Shut up! The guy who fell the fastest, shut up!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: You said all that nice stuff just to talk about Kushina-san?

Wig Guy: I'm doing this for the ideal of a samurai. (emoji: drooling)

Doujin Artist: Drooling? What the hell is that? Your expression has already exposed you! Your dirty samurai ideal has been completely revealed!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: So the samurai ideal is about being a wife? No wonder you're such a pervert with a wife obsession! (emoji: sneering)

Wig Guy: No, I was sleepwalking just now.

Curly-haired Guy: You expect me to believe that? You're chatting in the group and sleepwalking? I'd like to try that too, you bastard!

Wig Guy: Gin-san, what are you going to do about Shouyou-sensei?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: That's quick! Mr. Katsura changed the topic really fast!

Doujin Artist: Weren't you supposed to fight Aizen? Weren't you supposed to go save Kushina? Now that no one's responding in the group, you're just giving up on that ideal? You call yourself a patriot?

Clever Blade Girl: Eriri-san, your sarcasm is on point!

Wig Guy: Hmph! She even surpassed Gin-san! What a remarkable girl. By the way, I'm not Wig Guy, I'm Katsura!

Doujin Artist: Who cares about your compliments! Answer my question, you bastard!

Wig Guy: Yeah, Gin-san! You still haven't answered my question!

Doujin Artist: I… I...

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Ariri-chan, calm down, he's clearly just playing dumb. No need to get mad at an idiot.

Curly-haired Guy: What can we do? Just go with it.

Wig Guy: I see, as expected of Gintoki.

Cleaver Girl: ?

Shark-Faced Guy: ?

Amegakure Village's Angel: Did Gintoki say something?

Doujin Artist: He didn't say anything! This guy is just trying to change the subject, even using his teacher's misfortune as bait! That's really low!

Curly-haired Guy: Wig, there's something I have to tell you. Forget about Matsuyama-sensei's problem, there's a bigger crisis in our world.

Wig Guy: ?

Curly-haired Guy: After all these years undercover in Kabuki Street, I found out our world might also get an Aizen Sosuke. *Cough* He's the same as the Aizen from the Naruto world, I suspect... this is a virus copied from the world! So, I named it the Aizen Virus!

*Spits out drink*

Looking at the message Gintoki sent, Eriri couldn't help but spit out saltwater. What the heck is this Aizen Virus? This lie is so obvious, even an idiot wouldn't believe it, right?

Wig Guy: What? The Aizen Virus? That's impossible! Where do we go to get vaccinated?