A Murder Wizards Adventure

It is year two and I have only experimented a little with my energy, well I did a little experimenting every few days.

Nothing major just sorta... jumping around to see if something happened. but nothings really happened.

That said I've made sure to keep my energy circulating as often as possible and I can say that my energy has certainly gotten stronger, weather that's because of the circulation, because the whirlpool like effect has been drawing in more energy or just because of natural growth I cannot say.

However, I will assume all three have had an effect and keep it up.

But for now, something more important, see later today my mother wants to take me out to the park to 'make some cute little friends', I swear this woman is far to obsessed with cute things, she's like a perfectly stereotypical 'woman'.

All the bad stereotypes that is, though I haven't seen how she treats waiters and cashiers and the like yet.

That aside I have come to a startling realisation, if I'm to be mingling outside then I will be in the presence of others! now you might be wondering what point there is to be stating the obvious, but then you're clearly an idiot that's missing the point!

What if other people can sense internal energy!? I don't want to deal with extra attention until I am sure of the situation, so for now I shall attempt my favourite thing in video games! stealth! that's right baby, I'm a rouge type all the way, every game. I always pick assassin when available, that or thief.

Anyway, I would be surprised that I haven't tried to do any stealth stuff yet, but to be honest since I've only really interacted with my parents there's never really been much of a point.

So now I have like 2 hours to figure out how to hide my internal energy, but not too well.

I can't sense other people's energy(yet), I have tried to sense my surroundings, but it left me very exhausted very quickly so either I was doing it very wrong, or I just need more energy. But I would assume, the only people without any energy would be corpses, so I can't just put a cap on my energy.

I should probably stop rotating it first, but honestly, I don't really want to. I like it moving, so I'll just make it really slow, enough that I can hardly feel it move. I highly doubt energy this active would attract any attention.

And then I have the problem of quantity, I doubt I've advanced that far ahead of my age group, considering it's only been a year and it's all self-study, so I suppose I'll just, half it? half sounds good.

I will gather half of myself into a ball and keep the rest slowly spinning around it. I have no way to know if this will work or even make a difference but hey it makes sense, so I'll just hope for the best.

After all, theoretically one would sense energy by pulsing some of one's own out into the surroundings and then feeling what the energy feels, since it is a part of you, even extended. And hopefully that energy will reach my first layer and get caught up in its current, thus circling around the other half of my energy and hopefully not noticing it.

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"Ok pumpkin go have fun! mummy will be just here if you need her!"

As the infuriatingly saccharine woman finally lets me go to set up her picnic blanket, I am left to wonder towards the playground.

Really there isn't much to say about what happened next, I just did the obvious thing went to the sand pit to dig a hole, after all, I may not have the mind of a baby, but I do have the mind of a man, and real men dig holes.

More importantly however, this outing has given me a chance to observe the world I now live in but honestly, it's not as helpful as I was hoping it to be, other than the fact that I seem to be somewhere similar to the Edo era in Japan, oh yeah, we speak Japanese, I didn't speak Japanese before, but I guess my baby brain has made learning the language easier.

I've not really found anything helpful to pinpointing what the world I am in is like exactly.

Just normal parent number one, normal child number six, normal parent number nine, normal- what the fuck was that!

Looking over I saw a couple of older kids (ten? maybe) playing and I swear I just saw one of them clone themselves. I spend the rest of the day sneakily watching them as I dig my hole, some other boys join me in my hole digging efforts and I think I see some fathers nodding in what I can only assume is solemn approval, whilst the girls just say we're weird and start picking flowers, like that's any better. but I don't see anything unusual until my mother come to take me home.

As we're returning home and I'm thinking to myself that I might have been seeing things, I come to a rather abrupt understanding that no, I was not in fact seeing things.

The reason for my sudden clarity is the FUCKING GIANT MOUNT RUSHMORE LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS EARLIER!!!

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Ok so, I am in the Naruto world.

Laying on my bed 'ok it's still a crib fuck you' I ponder the issue and decide it's not that bad.

I mean I've always preferred rouge builds, and being a ninja sounds awesome, plus this world, even marred by death is infinitely better than DxD or DC or heaven forbid 40K, so I will definitely say I'm happy with this.

now I just need to figure out when I am and start training my intern- 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘬𝘳𝘢, my chakra to be strong enough to not die.

I'm also not really worried about standing out anymore, I mean it's not like any rational person will come to the conclusion that I'm a reincarnated person from another world with all my memories intact... that's probably a light novel title heh.

Anyway, this world has a history of geniuses so they will probably just come to the conclusion that I am a prodigy and then rather than killing me (thank fuck I'm not an Uchiha, dodged a bullet there) they will want to train me to be an asset they can throw at the other villages, which honestly is a win win, I get the intense training I want but know I could never motivate myself to do alone, and they get a (hopefully) strong ninja.

Now for when I am, I didn't see Minato's face of the mount rush- Hokage monument, so I'm some time before the end of the third war, which is nice I suppose, on one hand I will almost definitely have to fight in a war, on the other hand I have time before the op mothafuckas show up AND I could probably be considered insane, though I prefer sociopath since its more accurate, so a war probably won't faze me too much. or at least I will get over it quickly enough, I'm adaptable like that.

As for what this all means for me right now, well that obvious.

With that said here I am with a small pile of leaves in my room.

Time to train my chakra!

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A/N Hola, not much to say here, the next chapter should be a bit more fun though, maybe.