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The Heavenly Miss Xiulan (Who Is Most Definitely Not a Boy)

The Heavenly Miss Xiulan (Who Is Most Definitely Not a Boy)
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In the 3,476th year of the Celestial Calendar, the Heavenly Emperor—whose divinity was rivaled only by his boredom—rewrote the Immortal Code of Gender Assignments during a particularly uneventful spring.
According to Clause 89, Subsection Moonlight, Paragraph Absolutely-Not-Optional, any being born with an overwhelmingly high-yin spiritual constitution could only, by universal decree, be classified as female.
It was simple. Efficient. Divine.
Except… someone made a mistake.
A mortal child was born deep within the darkest stretch of the Eternal Spirit Forest, surrounded by mist, mystery, and mushrooms that sang lullabies. He was bright-eyed, soft-voiced, high-yin… and very, very male.
The thunder cracked the day he laughed.
A white wolf howled. A snake offered him venom like warm milk.
The trees whispered ancient songs. And the heavens? Well, they began preparing lightning bolts on standby—just in case someone down there got too clever and said something like:
“Wait… is that a boy?”
Boom.
Thus began the most unusual cultivation tale in ten thousand realms.
A tale of a child raised by beasts, mistaken for a goddess, blessed with yin that could stop hearts, and cursed with thunder that would smite anyone who dared question the Heavenly Code.
This is the story of Xiulan.
Or as the forest calls him:
“Our beautiful, powerful, emotionally unstable daughter.”
Or as heaven calls him:
“ERROR 404: Gender Not Found.”
The Heavenly Miss Xiulan (Who Is Most Definitely Not a Boy) novel is a popular light novel covering Fantasy genres. Written by the Author a_sweet_present . Read The Heavenly Miss Xiulan (Who Is Most Definitely Not a Boy) novel online for free.
- Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Baby Po Weeps, Uncle Hei Swears, and the Parrot Nearly Gets Smote Again
- Chapter 2: Chapter 2: The Day Xiulan Drank a Rainbow Snake and Called It Soup
- Chapter 3: Chapter 3: A Birthday, A Viper, and a Very Flirty Mushroom
- Chapter 4: Chapter 4: Of Immunity, Indulgence, and a Leaf Diary Full of Scandals
- Chapter 5: Chapter 5: Farming, Fumbling, and Forest-Folk Waltz
- Chapter 6: Chapter 6: The Sect That Came to Save the Wrong Princess
- Chapter 7: Chapter 7: A Tsundere Wolf and Too Much Qi
- Chapter 8: Chapter 8: Coins, Curses, and Capitalism
- Chapter 9: Chapter 9: The Problem with Baby Po (Probably Not a Wolf)
- Chapter 10: Chapter 10: The Carrot of Heavenly Misunderstanding
- Chapter 11: Chapter 11: Writing, Runes, and Other Human Disappointments
- Chapter 12: Chapter 12: The Chick, the Soup, and the Unfortunate Cultivator
- Chapter 13: Chapter 13: Grandpa Tu and the Great Honey Robbery
- Chapter 14: Chapter 14: The Whispering Tree and the Reluctant Heavenly Worker
- Chapter 15: Chapter 15: Brush, Banter, and Beastly Beauty in Human Form
- Chapter 16: Chapter 16: Thunderous Misunderstandings and the Price of Tea
- Chapter 17: Chapter 17: The Sword-Bearing Tsundere Storm
- Chapter 18: Chapter 18: The Second Coming of Tsundere Sword Boy & The Secret Tea Deal
- Chapter 19: Chapter 19: Of Tea Leaves, Sword Boys, and a Very Important Leaf
- Chapter 20: Chapter 20: Where the Tea Leaves May Brew Trouble
- Chapter 21: Chapter 21: The Balding of Elder Fang and the Rise of the Cabbage Cult
- Chapter 22: Chapter 22: Tea Leaves, Business Schemes, and Heavenly Manners
- Chapter 23: Chapter 23: The Grumpy Lord of Tea and Taels
- Chapter 24: Chapter 24: Heavenly Birthday, Forest Whimsy & Human Drama
- Chapter 25: Chapter 25: The Last Day of the Forest Maiden