Your Mother’s Right There

On the sofa, Gu Xingzhi and I sat in silence for a long while, and the sky outside the floor-to-ceiling window in the living room also changed from dim to dark blue. The mother who claimed that only “a circle of cards” had not yet returned …

Gu Xingzhi is holding a tea cup with interest to watch Phoenix TV’s economic programs, and I have been bored studying the ten fingers of my hands back and forth countless times. When I wanted to come back again, Gu Xingzhi probably couldn’t stand such a mentally retarded behavior, put down the cup and asked me:

“Xue Jin, don’t you think I have a subtle attitude towards your mother just now?”

“Yeah, how do you talk to your mother-in-law,” I don’t want to answer: “Or do you two have **** before you know me?”

Gu Xingzhi’s face was somber for a while, and he already had the harbinger of using the sofa pillow behind him as a weapon. I quickly raised my hands and surrendered: “I told you to play, uh, you explain, I listen.”

He leaned back on the sofa: “Actually, even if I met my aunt two days ago, she will always squat downstairs in our company. Everyone investigates my situation. The lady at the front desk downstairs may be tired of wanting to resign. Thanks The presence of your mother, and your foreshadowing and foreshadowing on the evening party, the general manager Gu who has always been striving to be low-key, is now rumored to have a strong taste, like older women, the bigger the better, and irresponsible lead others to find the company. “

I concluded: “So you still resentfully resent my mother?”

He didn’t speak, black eyes glanced leisurely.

His murky expression unexpectedly sprung up on me, making me urge to pinch twice on his beautiful white and tender face. Of course, there is no guts for thieves. What Gu Xingzhi said about what my mom did was purely what I expected, and it was in line with her perverted personality. She did n’t shock my place at all, and she gave me hints a few days ago, having lunch , She came very plainly, yo, that Gu Guzhi’s name can still be a mother. At that time, I knew that she had begun to take care of her, and at the same time, she was very accustomed to starting psychological preparations. At the moment, the only thing I can do is wash my mother in front of her future son-in-law:

“My mother is like this, you know, her character is a little tough, she loves women sincerely, and prevents her family girl from encountering a scumbag. I hope you can be considerate.”

“Two?” Gu Xingzhi seemed very satisfied with this explanation: “So you inherited her too?”

I knew that Gu Du Tong would not forget to bury me. I also washed myself: “It ’s not hereditary. In fact, I can totally cultivate myself into a young and fresh young literary girl, but my mother deeply stimulated me. Most of the girls are obsessed with beautiful and touching movies like “Love Letter”. I once bought a disc and watched it to cultivate temperament. My mother also accompanied me to watch that day. Later she asked me that the director of the movie was Iwai. Junji? I answered her, yeah, yeah. She looked disdainful, oh, it ’s Surname Iwai, the second name, the person ’s name is quite appropriate, it ’s boring and stinky to make a movie, enough to watch Everyone ’s IQ dropped from 100 to 0. I respected my mom at that time, and I stopped watching fresh movies since the day I played. I started watching with her … Family dramas, spy warfare movies, it ’s always unclear what she watched Why the span of TV series is so big, she finally puzzled me back, she said, you are stupid, Bai let you watch for so many years, this is called the combination of Chinese and Western fusion will take its essence to remove its dross, apply spy warfare to the family , Victorious What I want to do is to overwhelm … In a word, I, like the Confucian Zhongyong, is the result of the neutralization of her two fools and shrewd inheritance. “

Gu Xingzhi nodded thoughtfully, but did not agree with my opinion. He put forward his own opinion: “I don’t think there is complete neutralization. Now it seems that your own HP value may be more biased on the side of the second fool more.”

There is actually a serious scientist in his expression who is talking about academics. I really want to let the two tubes in the bag Manxiu Leidun-his nostrils vent his anger, it is still cool and minty!

I do n’t plan to worry about the children and shake my hands: “Whoever sees this is something that used to be. Today I may be stupid, but tomorrow I may be smart, times change, history is Development, do n’t stick to your first opinion of my past. Just like the little Pan An, who was rumored to be handsome to have nothing on the ground, but who knows that his famous tossing fruit is not because he is too ugly It ’s so annoying … ”

What else am I going to say, the phone at home rang, my mother called, the sound of rubbing the other end was louder than her own voice, “Xiao Jin, I won more today, they do n’t allow me to go back, The task of making chicken wings for Xiao Gu will be left to you. If you do n’t do it, you can go to Baidu. There is a recipe in the bedside table in my mother ’s room. I will do it myself. Good daughter, my mother believes in your strength. You must be clear about soy sauce and Coke, stay away from Coke, lifelong blessing. “

After she finished speaking, she hung up the phone very neatly, and I was unable to support her in a hurry of beeps.

I put the phone down, and it seems that the storm may not be here today. I looked back at Gu Xingzhi and smiled: “Dabao, my mother was left there, and I won’t be able to come back in a while. It’s better …”

He frowned slightly to inquire.

I broke the jar and said, “Why don’t you cook?”

“Don’t you have a house and a car and can cook?” He refuted very lethally. The slogan that Gu Xueqi used to promote my sister every time during the blind date was highlighted, and added. A sentence that hurts my little heart: “I personally like the last one very much.”

After listening to what Gu Xingzhi said, I felt that I was sold by Gu Xueqi again, and despite the fact that Gu Xingzhi was young, masculinity had been deeply ingrained. This fact made me extremely disturbed. I dared to go to the second floor of the refrigerator and took out the chicken wings to wash and brush in the kitchen. In fact, cooking is really not my strong point. I can scramble eggs with tomatoes, scrambled eggs with green peppers, scrambled eggs with leeks, all kinds of scrambled eggs.

Long ago, Martin Luther Xue, no, maybe more than me, there are more girls who do not want to suffer with men, it is better to sit and enjoy their success. Inside and outside, we are responsible for enjoying life. It is a pity that dreams are just dreams. Now, I can only sharpen the knife on the cutting board, thinking, Xue Jin, Xue Jin, just scrambled my own eggs! Or use the big breast of Gu Xueqi, the smelly woman, scrambled eggs-this idea almost made me sick and suddenly died in the kitchen.

After struggling with chicken wings in the pool for twenty minutes, I rubbed my apron and ran to the room to start Baidu braised chicken wings. Gu Xingzhi ignored me and leaned back on the sofa watching TV calmly and gracefully, turning a blind eye to my sweat. Damn, if he marries the old lady in the future, the old lady will make him turn into a little chicken wings in the bed, let him sweat like rain, no, sweat like Huangguoshan Waterfall!

After reading several practices, the simplest one made me retreat. I already thought of myself in the living room Gu Xingzhi was brave enough to admit, “Dear little Zhizhi, I suddenly found out that I seem to be more suitable for eating than cooking.” Although I have been brewing for a long time, I feel deeply Yes … Do n’t let your inferior cooking ability show up, especially Gu Xingzhi’s view of me as “holding the hand, knowing that the child is ugly; when the child cooks the food, scaring the yellow dog”. So what I really said in the end, it was—

“The chicken wings are too oily, there are too many hormones, and there is too much capitalist style. Let’s return to the simplicity of the next one! Between you are my man, I will add an egg to you!”

I flattered and flattered, flattering and flattering again, doglegs and doglegs. Just as the shrimp soldiers and crabs saw the Dragon King Ye Nantianmen’s small debris and met the king of the heavenly king, I was in front of the shining Rulai Buddha who was waiting for Purdue’s pig bajie.

After a few seconds, Gu Shakyamuni classmate “huh” and agreed.

He … actually agreed! I jumped into the kitchen with excitement, pushed the chicken wings hula on the cutting board aside, and began to struggle with the noodles, and then … I found that there was no salt …

I just recalled the nuclear leak caused by a tsunami in a certain country, and then in the past two days, I robbed every household and every household of salt that I could not eat for a lifetime, and there was a fool who was killed because he ate iodized salt. .

Touching the empty bag of salt, my heart was filled with a very complicated emotion. On the one hand, I was so proud that my empty old woman did not follow the trend to do stupid things (it may also be just playing mahjong and forgetting to Otherwise, she might have to move a China Resources Suguo back with her personality),

On the one hand, this pure “grabbing stomach” plan is really not going smoothly. It seems that in the future, it will really insist on the implementation of the “grabbing” policy.

I am sad to return to the room, looking back and forth through the recipes to find a delicious dish that can be made without salt, and searching for a long time without fruit. Sensen feels that my mother is not here, and I can only rely on myself. I remember that she said before, the 32-character policy of fishing for golden turtles-saving money and losing people, all money is lost; saving money and saving money. Someone who has no money can still succeed;

As a woman, you need to know how to show your weakness, don’t be brave, and occasionally rely on the other party.

And a man is somewhat masculine, and it is best to rely on him to give him a sense of accomplishment.

After thinking for a while, I decided to recognize the reality and show weakness. I pinched my thighs and made tears in my eyes, ran back to the living room, and explained the facts to the man on the sofa who was watching TV freely:

“Dabao, my family’s salt is gone. I can only use the tears to make the salty taste in the noodle soup. This time it seems that I can’t show the cooking skills. Why don’t you invite me out to eat?”

Gu Xingzhi finally gave me one-tenth of the eyes that stuck to the screen for half an hour. He turned off the TV, stood up, and looked like he had expected, smiling slightly like the sunlight on the water, he was calm. Say:

“Go, do n’t be sad, take you out to eat.”

Bingo ~ I snapped my fingers in my heart and put on my shoes.