Xiu Erdai's daily essays

3280_Toys

Seeing that Yan Gui was really unwilling to say anything, I stuffed her with a copy of the spiritual plant of the Qi training period in the ice flower garden. The copied body was a small shrub that liked to whip people that Jianzong Bai Gufeng gave me.As soon as the little bush got into Yan Gui's hand, she took a branch and broke it.

Me: "A gift for the child in advance. If the child can't practice, he can play with this spiritual plant wearing defensive clothes."

Yan Gui held the broken branch and asked in a daze, "Playing?"

Me: "Take it back, it will pump you again, and go round and round until it can easily refine your spiritual power, and then it will put its perception into the broken branch and send it to you. After you change the way your spiritual power operates, it will Whack you again and give you a new broken branch."

Yan Gui: "So, is this fun?"

Me: "Repetition, regularity, small but infinite changes, easy to learn but not easy to get bored, many children like this kind of thing." Children can listen to the same story many times, even if they can already recite it, they still can't get bored. I like to hear someone tell it again, pointing out the difference between what the storyteller told this time and the last time, and listening with gusto.

Yan Gui: "The second son is really sure."

Me: "Because I was a child twice. Although I was born with the thinking of an adult in this life, it is an adult applicable to the world of the previous life. In this life, which is very different from the world of the previous life, my body is still young At that time, I was still ignorant, and I had to learn a lot from scratch, which is similar to a real child." That's why the big brother was able to coax me out of a pile of dark history.

Yan Gui: "Can you make me an ice sculpture, which looks like Duan Zhe and I are holding a child together. The child's face is blurred or blocked, as long as it can be seen that it is a child, it will be fine."

Me: "Okay. Is Senior Brother Duan in the Disciplinary Office now? I haven't seen him for a long time. I need to see him again to create the current look."

"Yes." Yan Gui said thank you, and handed me a storage bag at the same time: "The inside is the things you got from Yuhe, you can take whatever you like, if you take away a lot and you feel sorry, you can replace it with Tongming Give it to me. Jade and items are actually useless to me and Duan Zhe, and I feel that it’s a bit of a loss to exchange them directly for contribution points. Just leave them there all the time, never going up or down."

Me: "It's not conducive to raising the price if you say that."

Yan Gui smiled and said: "I don't need to raise the price for you. I'm afraid that if you give me too much, I won't pay. I feel flustered."

The image of my prodigal son has become more and more stable.

3281_The way to hook up

Me: "Then I will take all of these?"

Yan Gui: "Yes."

I also gave her a bag of Tong Ming Guo.

Yan Gui: "Although Yuhe is considered a secret realm, it belongs to the secret realm of life, with monks as the main body. It is actually very similar to the main world, so the things in Yuhe, compared with other uninhabited secret realms, have limited specificity and value. It's limited."

I showed her a string of bracelets: "The jade and people gave me, artifacts, compared to the things you found in the jade and interlayer, the value must be much lower."

Yan Gui nodded.

In my hand, the bracelet turned into a small transparent fruit. After the flesh fell off naturally, the core turned into a miniature bracelet. I threw it to Yan Gui. At the same time, her appearance changed.The patterns, folds, color embellishments of the clothes, many small accessories, hairstyles...everywhere is adjusted on the basis of the existing ones, each place is not adjusted much, but each place is changed, and finally...

"What is the crime of hooking up with other people's wives?" Brother Duan Zhe said jealously.

Senior Sister Yan Gui and I have just reached the peak of the Discipline Department.

Other staff members of the Disciplinary Department stated:

"Not to mention, this trick is very effective in hooking up girls."

"I want to see Second Young Master use this trick on himself."

"I still don't want it anymore. My heart can't stand the upgraded beauty."

"Actually, not necessarily. I have seen the video of Elder Jiang Lin, dressed up. I think the second son is more beautiful in Jianxiu's uniform."

"That's why many people say that our discipline department's aesthetic ability is not up to standard."

Duan Zhe: "Hey, please take care of me."

"Pregnant woman, don't get too emotional, be careful if you move your fetus."

"Duan Zhe, don't worry, the Second Young Master's every move is under the supervision of Quanzong, who can he hook up with? Besides, Yan Gui's good looks...cough, I mean, the gender is wrong."

"I'm pregnant anyway, so it's okay to break up."

"Duan Zhe, don't be angry, we'll help you beat this one who can't speak. You're just pregnant, so let your guard down, at least you have to wait until the baby is born to be safe."

"In fact, you can rest assured now that the fetal death rate of monks is very low."

"Don't be careless, it will be a little easier to cultivate until the Qi training period."

3282_ bad attitude

I gave Duan Zhe the peeled petals of the transparent fruit on the bracelet: "The kernel cosmetics used by Senior Sister Yan are the same set. You hold it. When Senior Sister Yan opens the cosmetic cosmetics next time, you can be dressed up together." .This phantom cosmetic will consume a little each time it is used, and it will no longer be able to dress you up after it is used up."

Duan Zhe: "Yuhe's dressing style."

Me: "Yes, I just referred to how you dressed in Yuhe."

I condensed an ice sculpture of two people holding a baby and put it in Duan Zhe's hands: "Congratulations, I wish you a smooth birth."

Duan Zhe: "Thank you. Are you here to deliver the baby?"

Me: "...how about I try?"

"Second Young Master, you don't need to pay attention to him. Why do you need to deliver the baby? Just cut an egg out, and he will do it himself."

Your attitude is so unfair.Every day I hope that other people will have children, and finally people are really pregnant, and they are self-reliant.Should you tell the pregnant people to know?Be cautious when raising a baby, so as not to let the child lose before the starting line.prenatal education ah.

I said to Duan Zhe: "I will carefully study the whole process of male trainees giving birth. Before you give birth, I must have learned all the theories I can learn." In practice, there is no need to count on it. There are not so many materials in the world of cultivation.

In the past, I only read this part as a curious reading... But speaking of it, there are many materials introducing the principles and methods of pregnancy for male practitioners, and there are as few materials about how to raise a fetus and how to deliver babies as there are materials about female cultivation and delivery , It seems that the monks really think that as long as they are pregnant, the matter will be consummated?

The commanding officer said:

"It's usually consummation, right? Unless the pregnant woman is seriously injured in the abdomen, and the injury directly penetrates the fetus, otherwise, I have never heard of the child being stillborn."

"I've heard of a case of a monk's fetus with tenacious vitality. Some monk's head was cut off, but the body maintained basic activity. It was not until the child was born healthy that the body died completely."

"I've also heard that some people used drugs to abort a fetus, and they almost poisoned themselves to death. The fetus is fine-I'm not sure about this news, it may be a rumor. After all, why do monks want to abort?"

"It should indeed be a rumor. Even if someone really wants to have an abortion, they should use physical means. Cutting open one's own stomach to kill the child inside and then throwing it away is the most convenient way to ensure the death of the child, and the cost is low. Think about it. Given the fertility rate in the world, abortion drugs are rare even if they are available, and they are naturally expensive, so there may not be formal channels to buy them. Who can be sure that drugs are useful for abortion and harmless to pregnant women in informal channels?"

3283_process

"It seems that physical abortion is also very harmful to the pregnant woman."

"Nonsense, cut yourself a big hole, it won't be strange if it doesn't hurt."

Brother Lu Yan: "It's not referring to that, it's that the fetus and the pregnant person have established a deep connection, which is difficult to break. The connection between a mortal and the fetus is basically just a physical connection, plus feelings, but after a monk is pregnant, because the spirit The power continues to operate regularly, so the fetus will also establish a spiritual connection with the pregnant person, and then connect to the soul level. Especially the 'spiritual level', the fetus will become a part of the monk's spiritual cycle."

Lu Yan: "Once the fetus is forcibly peeled off from the body by physical means, not only will there be wounds in the body and soul, but the spiritual power circulation will also be damaged, similar to the damage of damaged meridians, and subsequent repairs will be very difficult."

Lu Yan: "So even if you don't want a child, it's best to give birth according to the normal process. Let the child completely separate from yourself and no longer be a part of yourself, then throw the child away, and don't have an abortion."

Lu Yan: "In the process of pregnancy, the fetus gradually takes shape in the body, grows up as a part of the monk, and then slowly separates from the monk and becomes an independent individual. It is best for the monk not to intervene in this process, because we have too little research on this, and any intervention may Causing irreversible harm to the child and to myself."

"Lu Yan, you seem to be very experienced."

Brother Lu Yan rubbed his belly: "I have been thinking about conceiving an egg for a long time, and I want to experience the whole process in person. When the egg in my body is separated from my spiritual power and my body, and is born naturally, I am very concerned about my spiritual power. , body, and soul understanding will definitely take a big step forward."

Lu Yan: "It's too difficult to conceive my own child, but I'm thinking that it's still feasible to help someone else conceive. I just need to seize the opportunity, and I can only transfer it into my body at the moment when the fertilized egg is just formed. , After that time point, it will be difficult to integrate into my spiritual power circulation system, and it will not be good for raising children, and it will not be beneficial for observation."

Lu Yan: "It would be best if I could find someone who is pregnant at the Golden Core stage, who has the same level of cultivation as me, but it's too difficult. Few would be able to conceive, and even fewer would be met by me when they were pregnant. I raised..." He looked at Duan Zhe.

Duan Zhe: "You need a beating, don't you?"

Lu Yan sighed: "Maybe we still have to give up the standard of cultivation and find a mortal, or go to the Yuelao line to guard for two days to try our luck."

"Hurry up, the bigger the difference in cultivation between you and the parents of the fetus, the less you will understand. Wait until you reach the Nascent Soul stage to understand the growth process of a mortal fetus... it is not necessarily less than what you have now?"

"That's right, although the total amount of comprehension is more now, limited by the ability to comprehend, the actual comprehension may be less; after the Nascent Soul Stage, the total amount of comprehension is less, but you can use higher-level To use the total amount with a greater proportion of the understanding ability. So, almost, Lu Yan, you are getting tangled up slowly."