Xiu Erdai's daily essays

3276_Ten Thousand Years Old Monster

Me: "What is a training ground modeled after a secret realm in the sect?"

Wan Qin: "It's the artificial training ground."

Me: "Is it impossible to truly simulate all of the secret realm?"

Wan Qin: "Of course it can't be all of them. Any imitation can't reproduce all of the original products. However, for users, they don't need all of them. For example, the sect's secret realm simulation training ground doesn't need secret realm Independence, so you can imitate everything you need. You have to know what the purpose of the imitation is, as long as you can achieve this purpose, it is enough."

The furball reminds me to check the time.

I regretfully said to Wan Qin: "Senior Wan, I really want to continue to ask you more questions, but now I have to go and receive the punishment."

Wan Qin: "You are always welcome to find me."

Me: "How long are you going to stay in the mortal world?"

Wan Qin: "It's not decided yet, let's wait and see in the lifetime of a mortal. I can adjust my appearance and grow old gradually. After I am cremated, I will see whether to return to Wanxin or change my skin and stay for the rest of my life. Next time It can grow up like a child."

Me: "Isn't it more complete from a baby?"

Wan Qin: "Babies are too prone to embarrassment. I don't care, but if I pass through, the mortals who take care of my baby's illusion may be very embarrassed. Children can keep some distance from other people, and it is better to control friendship."

I was about to start a new round of questions, but a senior sister flew towards me, a senior sister from the discipline department.

I:"……"

Wan Qin: "Did you see something terrible? Worse than Hunting Secret Realm?"

Me: "Hunting the secret realm doesn't seem to be scary."

Wan Qin: "For monks who go in, it's still a little dangerous."

Me: "Your criterion for judging the secret realm can still be tuned to the level of a modern monk."

Wan Qin: "Of course, every hundred years I carefully observe the new generation of thousands of people from all walks of life in the cultivation world, so I have been keeping a close eye on the development of the cultivation world."

I:"……"

Wan Qin: "However, I prefer to use the original point of view to...you."

After speaking, he laughed and cut off the communication.

... What me?What word did you deliberately conceal?What about the gentle, tolerant, kind and amiable senior?

Pei Bing shook his head: "Wannian is an old monster. Refer to Elder Guanghe and Wan Qin's statement. You can believe it at least one or two percent."

3277_The Highly Anticipated Quasi-Taoist Companion

Xiao Sui: "Master, don't be distracted, Senior Sister Yan is staring at you."

The Senior Sister from the Disciplinary Department who came was Yan Gui, who had been to Yuhe Secret Realm with me, and was a couple with Brother Duan Zhe, who was also an employee of the Disciplinary Department.After so many years, they are still a couple, and their relationship is basically stable. They should be able to become Taoist couples and have children smoothly.

... It's not that I have to say that becoming a couple and having a child together, but that the whole Yunxia Sect spreads it like this. I give deep blessings to Yan Gui and Duan Zhe, and to every couple in this sect who have a stable relationship, and ask me Don't show up in front of them.

Hey, the relationship is stable, but I can test whether it is real or fake.If it is the former, everyone can confidently and boldly deepen their relationship expectations; if it is the latter, it is also a beautiful thing for them to reflect on themselves, go further, strengthen the relationship, and make them become true couples as soon as possible.

how nice.Partially defending against me is like defending against a professional junior.

Now Senior Sister Yan actually took the initiative to come to me because of her work.Anyone can do such a thing as sending a ticket. If the public thinks that they should avoid seeing my Senior Sister Yan... there is a conspiracy.

Senior Sister Yan Gui: "I've been waiting for you for a long time, since you left Pei Feng. In the end, I saw you floating in the air. Don't be so afraid, right? Elder Pei will not punish you too severely."

Your first few sentences are indeed my fault, and you can't stop asking questions, but the last two sentences... How many people in the whole sect are not afraid of Elder Pei?How many times has Elder Pei punished me for not being heavy?I have always been punished to the highest standard.

Senior Sister Yan Gui: "Come on, the punishment list."

I took the 'book' she handed over: 32mm, five centimeters thick, five-point font, single-spaced, standard-spaced, no blank lines, no blank pages, all punishment items except the front and back covers , Not even letting go of the second seal and the third seal.

Me: "...I have a problem with the word 'single' in the penalty list."

Senior Sister Yan Gui: "'Punishment list' is a proper term, but if you want to change it into a penalty letter, that's fine."

I think her smile is full of malice.

No, I have no enmity with Senior Sister Yan. On the contrary, I think our relationship has always been pretty good, and we can be regarded as girlfriends. The main reason is that Senior Sister Yan's prospective Taoist partner not only does not have a crush on me, but also treats me as a rival in love.

Me: "Have I offended you recently?"

Senior Sister Yan: "Of course not, we haven't seen each other recently."

Me: "Then did I offend Brother Duan Zhe?"

Senior Sister Yan: "His narrow-mindedness has nothing to do with me."

No, no, could it be that the prospective Taoist couple has a relationship crisis, and Senior Sister Yan is now in a period of worry about love?Don't worry, the whole sect will be saddened by this bad news.Why don't you give birth to the child first and then break up?Don't worry about raising children, Quanzong will take care of them for you.

3278_if pregnant

I carefully changed the topic: "Although I was indeed slow in going to the Disciplinary Department, why did you send me a special punishment ticket? Isn't this kind of delay in the punishment time usually a direct punishment? This time it is , what does my father mean?"

Senior Sister Yan: "No, I took the initiative to take over the job, and I'll be bored if I stay there."

...the topic didn't seem to change.Again.

Me: "I was distracted when you first came, why did you stare at me?"

Senior Sister Yan: "Who is staring at you... You are so distracted that I don't exist, can't I stare at you?"

Me: "Yes, but you didn't before."

Senior Sister Yan: "That's probably because I've finally gotten used to your face. I'm no longer happy just because I can see you, no matter what you do."

Me: "Congratulations, Senior Sister, for improving your cultivation."

Senior Sister Yan: "I am still far from the Nascent Soul stage."

Me: "Spiritual power is easy to handle, as long as the state of mind is up, the environment of Yunxiazong will accumulate spiritual power very quickly."

Sister Yan: "Oh, you are so confident that your face can be used as a Yuan Ying's mindset detector?" Is it a joke, and her emotions seem to be normal.

Me: "The Hehuan Sect is the proof. Unless you have no distractions like a disciple of the Sword Sect."

Senior Sister Yan: "I heard that many people in Jianzong don't recognize you at all when they see you?"

Me: "Actually, it's normal. Jianzong doesn't buy pictures of beauties from Hehuanzong very much."

Senior Sister Yan: "Isn't that because there is no need to buy decorations with low practical value?"

Me: "A disciple of Sword Sect beats a disciple of Hehuan Sect with no mercy."It's a real slap in the face.So Hehuanzong gritted his teeth at Jianzong.Literary and artistic people have this attitude towards rough people.

Sister Yan stopped and asked, "Can you live in Yunxiazong without spiritual roots?"

I... looked at Senior Sister Yan's stomach.

Senior Sister Yan: "I'm not pregnant."

Oh, let me tell you, I didn't feel an extra breath of life at all, and I was almost worried that it was a stillbirth.

I: "Look at the situation, if it is the child of the disciple of Benzong, even if there is no spiritual root, there is nothing to stay in Yunxiazong. You can see the descendants of the beasts of the Beast Peak, there are many beasts inside Some were sold, but many of them stayed in Yunxia Zong, especially those beasts who were holding by the parents of the spirit beasts, and they must stay. It is not necessary to drive away. "

3279_ It is necessary to talk alone

Me: "However, Yunxiazong's lifestyle is more suitable for monks after all. To be precise, it is suitable for monks with no less than three spiritual roots. People around are busy with cultivation, and all topics are inseparable from cultivation. All games require spiritual power control above a certain standard. For those who are difficult to cultivate and unable to cultivate, these are a great burden. It is better to send them to the environment after they have the ability to recognize the environment. Living in an environment where parents can often visit the child.”

Yan Gui sighed.

Me: "Which one is..."

Yan Gui: "Duan Zhe."

I:"……"

Yan Gui: "Yes, me and his child, because there is something wrong with me, so he will be pregnant."

Such great news!Why do I... oh, I'm not in Zongnai recently.

Me: "Is it about to give birth?"

Yan Gui: "No, I just got pregnant."

Me: "The root of the spirit hasn't been fixed yet."

Yan Gui: "Not yet, prepare for the worst first."

I know pregnant women tend to be pessimistic, but is it the same if you don't conceive yourself?

Yan Gui looked at me, looked hard, as if staring: "I hope my child will have the fortune of the second son. I mean, born healthy and able to practice this aspect."

I handed her a small gold ingot: "The specialty of the secret land. It is said to be a good nourishment."

Yan Gui pushed back my hand: "No, I don't need nourishment. Yunxiazong never lacks nourishment for raising fetuses. What we need is luck."

Me: "You guys, don't think about the scraps of paper my mother used to give birth to me, damn it."

Yan Gui laughed: "No, besides, even if we want to use it now, it's too late. We have to start using the fragmented book before pregnancy."

No, the part about nourishing the fetus in it, the method of raising a single spiritual root, can be used alone.It's fine if you don't know...you really don't know?

Me: "Senior Sister Yan, have you recovered from your physical problems?"

Yan Gui: "Okay, it's not a big problem, it's just that the problem happened at the wrong time, it happened at the time of pregnancy, so the embryo can only be transferred to Duan Zhe's body."

Me: "May I ask what the problem is?" It's not just an ordinary injury, it's fine to just say 'injury' when you're injured in a fight or training, and if it's poisoning, you can just say 'poison' or 'problem', Coupled with the delicate timing...it's really hard for people not to think about it.

Yan Gui came to send me a penalty ticket, is it really her personal wish?Or do others think she needs to talk to me alone?Why with me?Because I am the mascot of the whole sect, let the fellow sect be off guard?Or is it because what Yan Gui and Duan Zhe are doing is what my mother did for me?

"Second Young Master," Yan Gui said softly, "Duan Zhe and I went to the doctor in a hurry, but we didn't do anything that has been proven to cause serious problems. Really nothing."