Xiu Erdai's daily essays

3100_The Right Eater

Elder Zhong: "What do you think, why does the Hehuan Sect specialize in this kind of sexual intercourse?"

Me: "Sometimes, imagination is better than reality. In this way, it is said that there are two people, but in fact, for one of them, the other is just stimulating his own imagination, and the person who finally makes himself orgasm is himself."

Elder Zhong: "Which way do you prefer?"

... Elder, you must have accepted Elder Peng's proposal, right?No appointment.

Me: "I can't talk about preference, I think this way is a transitional state between masturbation and physical intercourse by watching pornographic books. For disciples of the Acacia sect, it is part of learning; for me, I can try it, but not How much to look forward to, after all, this matter still needs an outsider to assist, and involving other people is not as convenient as doing it alone."

"I'm sorry, Elder Zhong, Fellow Daoist Pei, just interrupt, can you... can you not discuss this issue so bluntly?"

Elder Zhong: "What do you think, Fellow Daoist Pei? Is it too straightforward?"

Me: "It's less likely to think too much when you're straightforward."

"I've thought about it a lot."

Me: "If it's too easy to imagine, you might as well look at the introductory materials of the Acacia Sect. 'Treating sex correctly' is a very basic course, and it should be common sense like 'eating correctly' and 'reasonable sleep arrangements'. The need to eat and sleep is diluted with the improvement of cultivation base, and the sex is actually diluted, but the dilution is not without it, since there is, you should understand."

I took out a plate of small ice lotus flowers and put them on the table: "It's a delicious snack. Please use it."

"The big beauty who looks delicious at first sight, can I enjoy it too?"

Me: "The beauty said, no hospitality."

"Will you entertain Elder Zhong with a beautiful woman?"

I don't."

"why?"

Me: "Because if Elder Zhong is a diner, I don't want to be eaten as food?"

Elder Zhong stretched out his hand and picked up a small ice lotus flower, put it in his mouth, and said after eating: "Exquisite food should indeed be enjoyed by the most suitable diners."

A disciple asked, "What is the most suitable diner?", and reached out his hand to the little ice lotus, but the little ice lotus that was about to be touched by his hand jumped away, jumped out of the plate, floated in the air for a while, and waited. The disciple dropped his hand back onto the plate after leaving.

That disciple: "..."

3101_Small gift

Other disciples:

"You are a very unsuitable eater."

"Beautiful food doesn't want you to eat."

"Go eat Bigu Dan."

"Be careful that Bigu Dan also despises you."

Elder Zhong spread his hands beside the plate, palms facing up, some small ice lotus flowers jumped into his hands, some tended to float towards his hand, but stopped halfway and floated back to the plate.

Elder Zhong put away the little ice lotus that fell in his hand, then reached out to the plate with his palm facing down, grabbed a handful of little ice lotus, and held it loosely.Some of the little ice lotuses remained in his hands, while some broke free, returned to the plate, and burrowed into the bottom layer of the remaining little ice lotuses on the plate.

Elder Zhong: "Those who take the initiative to eat, those who don't want to eat, those who don't want to be eaten."

Me: "There are still some that can be eaten by force."

Elder Zhong: "And you can't eat it with force."

Several hands, palms up, reached out to the plate.

"I just want to know if I can win the favor of a little ice lotus. I know that the big beauty will definitely look down on me."

"I want to know what the little ice lotus tastes like."

"It's too beautiful to eat, isn't it a waste? I want to save it."

"If you haven't received Xiaobing Lianhua in ten seconds, take your hand back and you're out of the game. If you continue to let it go, it's harassment."

There was a small gift in someone's hand next to the plate, and when a small ice lotus jumped into his hand, the little gift would float towards me—it was really appropriate to act.

Me: "Elder Zhong is willing to see me, what is the original reason?"

Elder Zhong: "There is no particular reason. Elder Peng mentioned it, and I happen to be free. In case he splashes the library with wine, I will see you."

I took out a big peach with strong wine smell and asked Elder Zhong: "Do you eat this?"

Elder Zhong: "No. I'm tired of eating."

I took back the big wine peaches and the smell of wine in the air, and took out a plate of wine heart small ice-carved peaches and put them on the table.

Elder Zhong only glanced at it, and didn't intend to reach out. It seemed that he was really tired of wine and peaches, but the other Kunlun disciples still lined up orderly to invite two ice sculptures to jump on their hands.

While receiving the small gifts from Kunlun disciples, I asked Elder Zhong: "Do you know what kind of wine Elder Tianzhuo of Yunxia Sect likes?"

Elder Zhong: "I don't understand. I don't have a deep understanding of wine."

Me: "Then I still have to bribe Elder Peng. May I ask what kind of bribe Elder Peng accepts?"

Elder Zhong: "It depends on your mood."

3102_ Started

A Yuanyingqi asked: "Is Elder Tianzhuo one of the elders of Jianxiu in the Discipline Department of Yunxia Sect?"

I'm."

"I remember that an elder of the Discipline Department of Yunxia Sect refused the wine of Elder Peng. More than once."

Elder Zhong: "There is more than one."

There are only three incumbents.

Elder Zhong: "Why do you want to give Elder Tianzhuo wine? Even if you want to give a gift, it doesn't have to be limited to the bar?"

Me: "Because of the sword intent. Giving gifts is secondary. I want to see what kind of wine is in harmony with the elder's sword intent. It's best if I can drink a little to experience it more clearly. I may not be able to bear the wine that really fits, and I may even feel uncomfortable and unable to analyze it, so I don’t have to find it. Of course, it’s better to find it.”

Elder Zhong: "Actually, you don't need Elder Peng, you can try it yourself."

Me: "I'm not very good at making wine, mainly because I don't have much likes and dislikes about wine, and I don't even know what kind of wine is good."

Elder Zhong: "It doesn't have to be wine. Elder Tianzhuo's sword intent is wine, but you don't have to understand it as wine."

Me: "But there must be deviations in the conversion of understanding... However, when one person understands another, there must be deviations."

Elder Zhong nodded.

Me: "Excuse me, how do Confucianism Cultivators get started? I can't understand the Confucianism Cultivator's introductory textbook."

Elder Zhong: "You have already started and understood."

Me: "... Qi training level?"

Elder Zhong: "It's difficult to evaluate separately. Confucianism is actually very simple. You can get started with literacy, ability, and thinking. The introductory textbooks for Confucianism don't teach cultivation methods, but teaching and thinking. If you understand the meaning of every sentence, it is Understood, it’s just getting started.”

Me: "But those textbooks are not more difficult to understand than many books in the mortal world. If you can enter the Confucianism Cultivator's School by reading the introductory textbooks for Confucianism Cultivators, wouldn't it be possible to read many books in the mortal world?"

Elder Zhong: "Yes. Cultivation is based on someone who happens to succeed in cultivation before summarizing a reproducible path for future generations. The introductory materials for Confucianism that we use now balance easy understanding and prompt thinking, and minimize the The difficulty of getting started. If someone can concentrate on thinking in more difficult-to-understand materials and immerse himself in it, the power of thinking will drive the movement of spiritual power in the body, forming a law and forming a circuit, and one will enter Qi training."

3103_ step by step

Elder Zhong: "Many people think it is difficult for Confucianism cultivators to get started because there is a big difference in the entry process between Confucianism cultivators and other professions. Mainstream professions, such as swordsmanship, body pills, talismans, planting beasts, etc., mostly cultivate body first. Boxing , sword moves, spell-casting gestures, digging and watering... These activities are used to absorb spiritual energy and regulate the flow of spiritual energy. Confucianism cultivators do not have such direct and effective physical traction, although they can use writing, painting, playing chess, etc. Sort out in different ways, but the final destination must be the brain rather than the physical activity.”

A profession that is not very friendly to idiots.

Elder Zhong: "The foothold of other professions is actually based on thinking. Practicing swords without thinking at all, even if you practice hundreds of millions of times and practice instinctively, is just a sword demonstration machine, which is not cultivation. But in fact we It can be seen that a monk who has practiced basic sword moves hundreds of millions, hundreds of millions of times, has changed into his own unique sword moves, because in the seemingly mechanical repetition, the monk has been thinking, slowly and steadily, From quantity to quality.”

Elder Zhong: "The trouble with Confucianism cultivators is that the transition process for beginners has not been concise enough, and they have done a poor job of step by step. There is no very stable and stupid way to slowly grind, sometimes even have to have some Only when the spiritual light flashes can you continue to practice. This makes the practitioners nervous and prone to rash progress. It is very bad."

Me: "If you read a hundred times, you will see the meaning of it?"

Elder Zhong: "It's more likely to be falling asleep after reading a hundred times."

Besides Elder Zhong, there is also a disciple of Confucianism cultivator, Long Siqi, who pretends to be deaf and dumb, and seems to be concentrating on studying Xiaobing lotus and Jiubing peaches—she got both.

Me: "It's also difficult for a fortuneteller to get started, why?"

Elder Zhong: "You have also started."

……what?

Elder Zhong: "It's also difficult to disassemble the specific level."

Elder Zhong: "Do you know how familiar you are with planting and controlling beasts?"

Me: "They all have the level of the foundation stage. Individual aspects, I mean one or two aspects specific to a certain profession, such as drawing a certain kind of talisman, refining a certain kind of pill, there is a golden pill level, but this specific one Small point, it seems meaningless to talk about grades."

Elder Zhong: "Actually, it's not easy to disassemble. You are a monk at the Golden Core Stage and a swordsman at the Golden Core Stage. There is no problem with these two statements. However, in terms of other concurrent professions, it is said that you are a foundation-building stage No, it’s not suitable. Because the golden elixir is real, you can do many things that you can’t do in the foundation building stage. But if you say that you are a golden elixir stage alchemy, then obviously, the golden elixir What Qi Danxiu can generally do, you can't do a lot, so it's not appropriate to say that."