Xiu Erdai's daily essays

3096_ The fight for favor has turned black

Elder Xin: "It doesn't matter. There are so many people looking at us, to be precise, looking at you, which means that no matter what you do in Kunlun or where you go, many people will immediately find out, and then when you get to where you are going They will not be surprised when you enter the place. If you are allowed to enter, you can go in directly; if you are not allowed to enter, someone will remind you before you arrive. So you can go wherever you want, without worrying about entering the wrong place Where or who to hit."

Elder Xin: "And right now, there should be many people looking forward to your meeting with Elder Zhong Zhang."

Me: "The news spread so fast?" What qualifications do you have to laugh at Yunxiazong's gossip?

Elder Xin: "Peng Qinru's fault, he always makes matters worse."

Sure enough, no one stopped me when I arrived at Kunlun Zangshu Pavilion, but many people looked at me either secretly or directly.

Someone was particularly blunt: "Elder Zhong is over there."

Me: "... Is it convenient for me to go there?"

"It's convenient, that's a place dedicated to discussing issues, and Elder Zhong is waiting for you."

The little follower ordered Pei Bing to guard against my chastity.

Pei Bing scratched her head: "How do you prevent chastity? Put it on...then what?"

Maoqiu: "Drugs."

Xiao Sui: "It's to prevent that elder from doing things to the master!"

In full view, no.

Pei Bing: "As long as the master is not emotional, what can others do to him? It is impossible to use force on the master during the Mahayana period. So the key is to lock the lower body of the master?"

Fuqiu: "Sterilization."

Me, Pei Bing, Xiao Sui: "..."

I calmly looked at Maoqiu's recent readings, and found that it read the process, precautions, and benefits of male cat sterilization...

Me: "Furball, that's a cat in the mortal world, attached to the life of mortals, so human comfort is the priority. Spiritual beasts don't need to consider that." It's really impossible for me to sterilize you. Only those monks who are worried about not giving birth to the golden core period and having frigid sex can't worry about the estrus period and having too many births.

Mao Qiu: "I'm not worried, I'm just giving Xiao Sui a once-and-for-all suggestion."

Xiao Sui: "...No, I didn't want to eunuch my master. This has never been in my consideration. I still want to be my master's bed partner."

Fuqiu: "Oh, okay, then let's think of other ways."

Pei Bing secretly said to me: "Brother Maoqiu has been fighting for pets until he has turned black. Be careful, the cat's claws are very sharp."

Xiao Sui seemed to be frightened by the fur ball, and grabbed my little consciousness, as if that could keep me from being castrated.

3097_ a little nervous

Pei Bing: "Don't worry, this is an external attack, I can defend against it, and I will guarantee your physical integrity."

Are you sure this is an external attack?Are you sure the hairball scratching me is an external force?

Pei Bing: "...I'll set it up again. Don't worry, it's no problem. It's really guarded against. Really, don't be afraid."

I reflected on myself how I offended the hairball so deeply.

Xiao Sui: "I, I won't bully it in the future..."

Ok……

Xiao Sui: "I really don't bully you anymore, I won't bully you anymore. Fuqiu don't hate the master, the master likes you... woo..."

I think……

Xiao Sui: "I'm sorry, Fuqiu..."

Pei Bing squatted next to Xiao Sui to catch his tears, the big fur ball pushed Xiao Sui to the ground with his palm, bared his teeth, Pei Bing changed his posture and continued to catch his tears.

Xiao Sui: "You can tickle me, but don't tickle the master."

Fuqiu: "Deal."

In fact, I think, Xiao Sui, you have been cheated.The hairball didn't intend to do anything to me, it just borrowed me to make you admit defeat.

Xiao Sui: "Even if that's the case, I won't take any risks. I will never let the owner suffer any harm, absolutely not. For this reason, I can lie down and be a pet. However, if the owner doesn't want this cat anymore, I will kill it. It is shameless to take advantage of the master casually."

Fuqiu: "If the master didn't like you, I would have torn you apart. I didn't take advantage of it, I just made an assumption to let you know not to make trouble for no reason. There is also a limit to acting like a baby."

I:"……"

Pei Bing: "It seems that the relationship is getting worse."

Alas... I suddenly felt that Pei Bing was very cute.

Xiao Sui and Mao Qiu looked at Pei Bing at the same time.

Pei Bing immediately misfortune: "Uncle Jian is the master's true love."

I:"……"

I took the little sword in my hand and let the three of them do whatever they wanted.

The Kunlun disciples were a little surprised by the sudden action of me taking out the sword, but they did not overreact. After all, I am an early Jindan, even if Twitch strikes here, they can easily hit me down with just one or two people, so don't be too vigilant ——There are quite a few people in the Guangyuan infant stage around.

I explained, "I'm a little nervous right now, and holding the sword calms me down."

The Kunlun disciples smiled:

"Fellow Daoist Pei, don't be afraid. Elder Zhong is very good. Although he is a little cold, he never makes things difficult for others."

"Elder Zhong is not indifferent, it's just that his emotions fluctuate slightly, and he is very gentle."

"Don't worry about what Elder Peng's friend said. When Elder Peng is drunk, he often babbles... and deliberately says scary things. Just pretend you didn't hear them. Elder Zhong won't blame you for Elder Peng's drunken words."

"Elder Zhong has never been influenced by the opinions of outsiders, and will not embarrass you when getting along with you just because someone said something embarrassing about you. Elder Zhong is very indifferent to people and things, although sometimes he feels unfriendly, But with him you can relax and not worry about anything."

Me: "Thank you."

3098_Mongolia

"Fellow Daoist Pei, don't be afraid. Although some people may make jokes with you that are out of bounds, they can't represent everyone. Most of us in Kunlun are decent people."

"There are especially many serious people in Zangshu Pavilion."

"The elders in Zangshu Pavilion are the most serious."

Isn't the precepts department the most serious in general?

Me: "Thank you, I'm fine. I'm nervous not because of Elder Peng's words, but because of the awe of Elder Zhong himself. Kunlun has the most abundant collection of materials in the world of cultivation, and Elder Zhong is the manager of the largest database. Or, he is also the most knowledgeable person in the entire cultivation world. You may also know that I have always liked materials, so Elder Zhong can be said to be my idol."

"... Do fans always yearn for intimate contact with idols?"

I:"……"

"So, Elder Peng's nonsense is not all nonsense?"

"To be honest, sometimes Elder Peng's drunken words really hit the nail on the head."

"Ah, I feel like I'm lost in love."

Me: "...please don't judge others by yourself."

"...that's what hits the nail on the head."

"Hmph, some people think about Sleeping Beauty every day, so they think that beauty is just like them."

"When you are deeply in love, you will naturally desire to get along more intimately."

Me: "Do you know, in fact, there are a series of exercises in the Hehuan sect that do not require physical communication at all, and are all spiritual."

"...Spiritual Consciousness Blending?"

Me: "I'm talking about exercises. Hehuan Sect doesn't have the stage of transforming into gods, so how can there be professional exercises for spiritual consciousness?"

"Never heard of it."

"No, no, I seem to have heard of it."

"How is it possible? I clearly remember that the exercises of the Hehuan Sect are all related to sex."

Me: "It's all related, but not necessarily all related to the body."

"Spiritual power or soul fusion?"

Me: "No, it's..."

"Ideological resonance," said one sitting at the table.

The surroundings were instantly quiet.

I compared this person with all the images of Kunlun disciples in the database in my mind, and then guessed: "Elder Zhong Zhang?" I still couldn't match the real person of the Mahayana period with the images, but excluded the Nascent Soul that I could recognize Stage and below, and excluding the feeling of the stage of transformation that I am more familiar with, the rest is only the Mahayana stage. Combined with the environment, the attitude of the people around and the style of clothing, I can roughly get a sense of it.

3099_ so comprehensive that there is no way to start

The man nodded: "I am." Then he pointed to another seat beside the table, "Sit down."

I looked at most of the Kunlun disciples standing around—there are some tables, chairs and benches in Zangshu Pavilion, but generally they are as few as decorations. Most of the disciples came to Zangshu Pavilion to check information while standing or walking.Because monks read jade slips much faster than ordinary people, often some disciples urgently need some information and rush into the library, looking for jade slips and reading it for a total of several minutes, and then rush out of library. You won’t get tired even in the sky, so there’s really no need to set up a place to sit, just a little embellishment is enough for special occasions.

Kunlun disciples were very enthusiastic:

"Pei Daoyou, sit down, don't be shy."

"Don't surround so many people here, it's embarrassing."

"I'm already here, I want to see the jade slips on this shelf."

"Take the jade slips and look at them in another place, they are all scattered."

After a while, most of the people around me were gone.This efficiency, this organizational ability and self-control ability... Once again, I am ashamed of Yunxiazong's gossip quality.

But fellow Taoists of Kunlun who stay nearby, can you put away your photographic equipment?Or at least cover it up?

Me: "For my live broadcast or broadcast, if I make a profit, I will share it with me."

"Don't worry, we all have your account number. The real thing will also be sent to Yunxiazong."

I know, I've received many...

What should I do if I meet fans who don't care about spending money, consciously pay more, have a friendly attitude, and don't cross my bottom line?If I seriously and formally stated my attitude of refusing to be disseminated by images, they should stop, but it seems that it is not so formal as necessary. After all, I don’t really care about this dissemination, which is more similar to information collection than commercial activities.If Kunlun was as extraordinary as Bao inquired, they could be violently dealt with or suppressed by public opinion, but Kunlun's emotional intelligence is much higher than Bao inquired, and it is almost impossible to deal with it.

I took the seat next to Elder Zhong Zhang: "Excuse me, Elder Zhong, you use 'ideological resonance' to describe the kind of exercises of the Hehuan Sect. Is it a literary euphemism, or is this term more appropriate?"

Elder Zhong Zhang: "How do you usually describe it?"

Me: "Phone sex."

Someone around coughed.

Elder Zhong: "The qualifier phone is obviously wrong."

Me: "It's a proper term. It's not easy to disassemble, but it can expand understanding. That is, there is no physical contact, only language, text or image communication. At least one of the two parties in the communication has an orgasm during this process."