Xiu Erdai's daily essays

3088_Message amount

Me: "Well. It's just a little effort for the elders, but it's a life-saving grace for me. The elders are tolerant and say that it is enough to collect the ice sculptures."

"Senior Pei, you have been cheated. Elder Xin has been showing off how much money he has made for the past few days." The person who spoke was Gong Yu of the Kunlun Foundation Establishment Period.

Me: "That's why Elder Xin is tolerant."

Gong Yu: "However, if Senior Pei's life is in danger, how could he ask Elder Xin for help? He is definitely not as reliable to you as the elders of Yunxia Sect."

Me: "How much you actually do is one thing, but existence itself is another. The Mahayana period itself is a kind of confidence."

Someone next to him asked, "Is this kid from Kunlun?"

Gong Yu didn't answer, but looked at me expectantly.

Me: "Kunlun brother Gong Yu."

Gong Yu smiled happily.

While everyone was squinting at him, I pointed out the origins and names of other people one by one—all paid for my portrait.

"It's very moving."

"Seriously speaking, it's a bit scary. Originally, strangers can say bad things in person, but the other party knows my background clearly."

"If you speak ill of someone face to face, as long as the other party minds, you can write down your appearance and spiritual power lines. It will be easy to find out who you are later, right?"

"But I still haven't been frightened by being called out by my name while talking."

Me: "Actually, I don't know everything about you. All I know are the messages you sent me, which are the notes when you paid the portrait fee. Sometimes it also includes... various text messages."

Someone raised his hand: "I sent a love letter."

Well, more than one.

Another said: "I sent a suicide note."

Me: "There is also a thank you speech for surviving a near death."

"Fellow Daoist Pei, you have memorized so much information. Don't you feel overwhelmed? The people who send you messages are all over the world, including the world of cultivation and mortals. There are at least hundreds of millions of people who have sent messages, and they send messages every day. It is impossible to send you less than [-] messages, all of you..."

Me: "I have designed a lot of programs, and most of the information I received was just automatically classified and saved by the program. I didn't think about it, and I only glanced at it when a keyword was triggered. But I can tell you It’s because after I saw you, I searched in my brain with your appearance, spiritual power lines, etc., and extracted all the information related to you that I came into contact with, and then read it on the spot.”

3089_Programming method

"Can I ask what kind of keywords you will read immediately after receiving it? I heard that you have transferred many criminal plans to the police in the mortal world?"

Me: "This is also automatically processed by the program. When any criminal information arrives on my communicator, it will be copied separately to the route of 'transfer to the mortal world police', and then the communicator will automatically connect to the communication number given to me by the mortal world, and the information will be sent to me." It’s passed, but I actually didn’t read it. So sometimes there will be some fake news or confusing text in it, I didn’t edit it at all, just repost it as it is, and then the police in the mortal world will analyze it.”

"But wouldn't it be very mechanical if it was processed by a program? For example, if you set 'murder' as the keyword of a crime, and then transfer all the information containing 'murder' directly to the mortal world, in fact, it may also include film and television works. Introductions, analysis of past cases, and the like are not crime warnings.”

"Why do you still have to post a video introduction?"

Me: "Yes. Some people will share with me after seeing an interesting movie."

"Yes, I sent it."

"..."

Me: "What you said is that classification according to keywords is a programming method, but my classification is much more detailed than that, and basically I will not misjudgment because of one or two words. In fact, my programming process is like this, I First process all the information by yourself, one by one, understand, classify, and manually process, and then condense the whole process of processing, including understanding the meaning of the information, judging the category of the information, deciding whether to forward the information, etc., into a set of procedures , and then use this general procedure to process newly received messages."

Me: "So, although I don't have brain information, my program actually does what I can do when I use my brain."

"So, your processing program is almost equivalent to you splitting into another you? Only limited to processing information, with your judgment and likes and dislikes?"

Me: "That's about it."

"Can this be done?"

Me: "Yes, it's the same thing as programming the process of using spiritual power."

"I don't think it's the same, spiritual power... ah, yours is divine consciousness, it's divine consciousness programming."

Me: "I don't think so. Jin Danqi cannot use his consciousness in a controlled way. This is a major premise, a definite major premise."

"But you have some thinking in the process of automatically processing information by the program. If you don't have the participation of spiritual consciousness, it doesn't make sense."

Me: "Participation should be there, but it is only participation, not as a subject."

3090_ release

Me: "It's not that difficult to make logical judgments on information. Many service robots in the mortal world can do it, and the accuracy rate is very high, even higher than that of living people. Because the machine has no fatigue and inertial thinking, it can be analyzed. It is also more objective and accurate. Especially my program is only for text information and does not involve facial expressions, tone of voice, speaking environment, etc. The analysis conditions are simpler, and it is less likely to make mistakes. Even if there is an error, the text itself is ambiguous, and I will also make mistakes when I analyze it myself , not a program problem."

"...It sounds so powerful, I can't understand it at all. In short, it is easy for Senior Pei to process this information, right?"

Me: "Just talk about the result, yes."

The crowd applauded.

Me: "...Thank you."

"But we're in Kunlun now, it seems that Kunlun doesn't allow anyone to enter?"

"There aren't many sects that will let you in casually, right?"

"Many sects can be visited after registration."

"Then we can only send the beauty here."

Gong Yu: "Leave it to me, I will pay attention to the safety of Senior Pei throughout the whole process."

"Foundation building period..."

Gong Yu: "My cultivation base is low, but I can find helpers."

"That's right, your territory. Come on, don't let the beauty be bullied by the elders."

Gong Yu: "Don't worry, Elder Xin also has natural enemies."

Can you cover up your Kunlun faction problem?

The face control group were reluctant to leave before leaving, so I gave each of them a small ice lotus flower with a small flame inside, and they each gave me small gifts of different values.

Kunlun's gatekeeper disciple said:

"It feels like we are the big villains who break up lovers."

"I almost relented and let them in."

"Actually, if Pei Meiren brings it, it's okay, right?"

"No, no matter how much we like Cat Beauty, we must accept the fact that he is not our disciple and cannot be our tour guide."

I interrupted their long and short sighs: "I had an appointment with Xin Ge and the elder..."

Gatekeeper disciple: "Elder Xin Ge and Elder Peng Qinru have given us orders, please, Fellow Daoist Pei. By the way, do you want to exchange a gift before going in?"

I refused: I don't like the feeling of being asked for road money.

The gatekeeper regretted to let her go, Gong Yu said, "Hmph, seniors are really going too far, and even made things difficult for the beauty."

3091_Gift and rebate

Gatekeeper:

"Hey, junior brother, are you pretending to be a tiger?"

"Our disciple?"

"Nonsense. The token detection is on, didn't you see it?"

"In uniform. The badge is not conspicuous at all."

"There seems to be something wrong. We all know Yunxiazong, but we don't even feel familiar with our own."

"That's normal. There are so many people in Kunlun, and most of them feel awkward to me, especially during the Qi training and foundation building period. I may not be able to name them in two digits."

"You're going too far, the gatekeeper is so blind, he's unqualified."

"What face are you looking at? Look at his spiritual power. The way his spiritual power operates clearly shows that he is a Kunlun disciple. Can he be mistaken? Look at the token? How did you pass the induction training?"

Gong Yu: "Senior brothers and sisters are really going too far, it's better to be Senior Pei."

I:"……"

After entering Kunlun, I received two coordinates, namely the location of Elder Peng Qinru and Elder Xin Ge, and I said goodbye to Gong Yu—when the elder did not call, ordinary disciples rarely have the opportunity to see the elder, so Gong Yu Yu can only 'follow' me the whole time, but can't follow me all the time—then I will go to Elder Peng first and hand over the big peach ice sculpture to him.

Elder Peng: "If Xin Ge makes things difficult for you, you can call for help. Some people are willing to scold him for you, but it is more difficult to beat him. Next time you need help, don't ask him. You can contact this spiritual line."

After memorizing the lines of spiritual power, I asked, "Which senior is this?"

Elder Peng: "The one who is suitable to be your friend with benefits."

I:"……"

Elder Peng: "I really didn't lie to you. If you don't believe me, go to Zangshu Pavilion to meet Zhong Zhang, and make sure it meets your aesthetics. It's useless to watch the video, you have to meet in person."

Me: "I've been to Kunlun Library Pavilion, but I haven't seen Elder Zhong Zhang. It's very difficult for disciples from outside sects with low cultivation to see the elder when they come to Library Pavilion, right?"

Elder Peng gave me a big peach with a strong smell of alcohol: "After you enter the library, throw this on the ground, and I guarantee that Zhong Zhang will show up immediately."

Then throw me out of the library?

I was slightly dizzy from the smell of alcohol—what grade of wine peaches did this elder give? ——Put the peaches in the small follower and isolate them, and ask: "I can use this peach as a collection, don't you want to smash it?"

Elder Peng stretched out his hand to me: "Then give me a gift in return."

I gave him back an ice-carved tree with wine hearts and peaches.

Elder Peng tasted one, but didn't comment on the taste, only said: "It's too small."

The tree is too big to bear peaches the size you like.

Me: "Pick off all the peach ice sculptures on the tree and put them together, they will fuse into one big peach."

Elder Peng: "Okay, I can barely count you as passing the test. But even if you don't smash peaches, you still have to go to Zangshu Pavilion again, and you will see you this time."