Xiu Erdai's daily essays

3084_tree

I said to Master Wan: "After picking one of the ice sculptures on the monitoring tree, a new one will grow in the original position. All the ice sculptures can be picked once a month, and the ice sculptures in the same position can be picked twice in a month." If it is picked for the second time, the position will be vacant after the second picking, and new ones will not grow until after midnight on the [-]st of the next month. You can pick these ice sculptures for sale or for your own use. If you sell them, the proceeds from the sale will need It will be distributed to me in proportion as before, and you don’t have to pay me extra for your own use.”

Qi Jing: "Elder Pei, did you name this tree 'Surveillance Tree'?"

Me: "Its monitoring function is only for Xiaojin and Fellow Daoist Di, and will not involve other aspects of Jingjinfeng. Oh, when you disciples of Jingjinfeng are practicing, if you drive the spiritual energy to move and affect Xiaojin, it will also be collected by the monitoring tree." Some data. Hmm... If you guys mind, I will close the function of monitoring the tree, and if it doesn’t work, I will just focus on Fellow Daoist Di.”

Qi Jing: "It doesn't matter the scope of the surveillance. You can remind us once or twice after you stare at the aura flow and find something wrong. This is better. What I want to say is, can the word 'surveillance' be changed? It's too cold and hard, no For such a beautiful tree."

...A Christmas tree that looks like a hanging present, isn't it beautiful?

Me: "You can choose another name. Choose what you think is suitable for Jing Jinfeng."

Zhu Yiling: "Then it's called the Beauty Tree."

Is it named Fei like Yunxiazong?

Di Xi leaned steeply on the tree trunk, raised his hand and pulled an ingot-shaped ice sculpture and threw it into his mouth: "Call it the ingot tree. Hey, Second Young Master Pei, can I use these ice sculptures myself?"

Me: "You can use the rest for yourself, don't bully the younger generation."

Di Xiadou: "It's not my junior. Well, Master Wan, let's discuss it. I will give you all the ingot-shaped ones, and the rest will be yours, is that okay?"

Head Wan: "Of course, but after picking it off, the shape of the new ice sculpture seems to be different from the previous one?"

Me: "Randomly, lotus-shaped ones should be the most, followed by ingot-shaped ones. But it is also possible that all of the one-month-old ones are all ingot-shaped or not at all."

Head Wan: "Understood. Since Senior Di needs the Yuanbao type, then Senior Di will take all the ingots of this type. We can't sell too many others, so we keep them first. The ice lotus and Tongming that Elder Pei gave us before There are still a lot of fruits that have not been sold out. Take your time, and the water will flow."

The speed at which you usually sell one a month and sell an extra one on major festivals is fine enough.

3085_Moonlight tree

In the end, the Surveillance Tree was named the Moonlight Tree...I always feel that it is a series with the name of the Bald Tree.

Di Xiadou also asked, "Are the leaves edible?"

Me: "...Yes. The leaves of many trees can be eaten."

Di Xiadou: "No, I mean, are the leaves of this tree delicious?" He picked a leaf and stuffed it into his mouth.

Why do you look like Pei Bing?

Di Xiadou: "Hey, it tastes good. Don't the leaves grow new immediately after you pick them?"

Me: "Except for the ice sculpture, all the parts on this tree have the growth rate of ordinary spiritual plants in the foundation building period." I specially adjusted it, otherwise it can grow infinitely like the one in the ice flower garden. It is impossible to invite misfortune.

Di Xiadou: "It's a pity. But this tree can still be eaten for a while."

I stared at Di Xudou's stomach: abnormal appetite...

Di Qudou: "What are you looking at?"

Me: "Did senior Liao Li plant a seed by the way? Are you raising a baby? Are you ready to lay eggs?"

Di Xiadou: "...half a disciple of the Hehuan Sect? It's worthy of the name."

Compared with other sects, the Hehuan Sect has no more concerns about the children of graduate students.

Me: "What I mean is, the way of survival of the remains left in your body in Yuanbao Secret Realm, will they gather, leave you in the form of eggs, and return to the main world?"

Di Xiadou: "You monitor slowly, you can see the answer to everything."

Well, I am monitoring the tree... Moonlight Tree incorporates Ermao's imitation, which is not as powerful as Ermao, but it is enough to detect the aura environment that is not higher than the early stage of Jindan, the key is that it does not feel bad if it is lost—— Xiao Sui can be imitated in batches.

Xiao Sui: "The time is too short. In the future, I will be able to imitate a full-featured product that is exactly the same as Ermao."

Come on, you can do it.

Xiao Sui: "Of course, definitely, I will not let the master down."

During my stay at Jingjinfeng, I received many condolences one after another.

The euphemism from the beginning: "I heard that Fellow Daoist Pei is traveling in the world of comprehension? When will you come to our sect? Let me remind you first, so that we can prepare to entertain you, a distinguished guest."

Later, he said bluntly: "When are you coming? We have all been looking forward to the beautiful ice sculptures for a long time."

Then came the urging later: "It's slow, let's pick you up."

I replied in a unified way: "The punishment task has ended, and I will not go to each sect for the time being."

3086_ gotta go

"Damn, why is the punishment so simple? Why does Yunxiazong always spoil children so much?"

"You can continue to travel after the punishment project is over. It's great to wander around. We have prepared interesting little gifts to exchange with you."

There are also faults:

"The last sect you went to was the Medicine Sect, so the Medicine Sect gave you the opportunity to complete the punishment, or did they make things difficult for you and make you go home crying and ask for a change in the punishment item?"

"It's not Yaozong, it's Jingjinfeng."

"What the hell? I've never heard of it."

"Pei Meiren is the guest elder of that low school."

"What?! Can you invite a beautiful woman to be a guest elder? What is the origin of that sect?!"

I feel that I really can't stay in Jingjinfeng any longer.

I told Head Wan: "Because I am your guest elder's business, some people may come to harass you now." I have already harassed you once five years ago, "You tell them that I have gone to Kunlun. Go back to Yunxia Sect."

Head Wan: "Elder Pei, don't worry, we can handle it. They are always just asking, and won't do anything too radical. We can get by by pretending to be stupid. I wish you are very skilled."

Zhu Yiling: "Huh? Oh. Well, skilled."

Di Xidou: "The second son is still suitable for the Yunxia Sect. The Yunxia Sect is proficient in dealing with star-chasers. It is so annoying that people can't make a sound. It can make the onlookers applaud and support by bullying the weak. The Hehuan Sect is also good at this .”

Qi Jing: "We can also incorporate dealing with groupies into our Jing Jinfeng exercises."

Di Xiadou: "How can there be such a technique?"

Qi Jing: "Yes, right, Elder Pei?"

Me: "Yes." Very straightforward, especially not giving Di Chi any face.

The pragmatic Di Sanxiu didn't seem to mind losing face, but he was puzzled: "What's the point of this kind of exercise?"

Me: "Life. Cultivation is not just for fighting and treasure hunting. Life itself is a part of cultivation. Well, I really have to go, and I will take a group of idlers who are rushing here. You practice hard, I will watch Yes, come on."

Zhu Yiling: "Come on, Elder Pei, don't be overwhelmed by the fans."

Don't worry, I'm good at escaping, and Kunlun is particularly skilled at keeping people out.

I walked out from the main entrance of Jingjin Peak, amidst the astonishment and whispers of the crowd, "This seems to be a cat beauty?" "Authentic?", I said:

"Goodbye."

Then fly in the direction of Kunlun.

3087_follow

The idlers in front of Jingjin Peak came to their senses and followed me in a swarm.

I suspected that none of them knew what they were chasing after me, so after flying for a while, I asked, "Daoists, what's the matter?"

Idlers:

"...It seems that there is nothing wrong."

"Hahaha, it's nothing, just run, happy."

"No, I have, Cat, Fellow Daoist Pei, I want to buy some ice sculptures from you."

Nothing like that.

Me: "Please contact Yunxiazong for all transaction-related needs. I personally don't sell items to others, unless I like someone's items and need to use my refined products as currency."

"I heard you need hair for experiments?"

Me: "What I need is the hair of people who entered the same secret realm as me."

"Is the Jingjin Summit selling your refined products steadily?"

Me: "During my tenure as their guest elder, yes. But the number is small, the variety is limited, and the level is low."

"What's so special about Jing Jinfeng? Why are you willing to be their guest elder?"

Me: "I'm studying the evolution of their exercises. Do you know that their family's spiritual pulse has changed?"

"know."

"do not know."

"Will the spirit vein change?"

Me: "In short, due to the change of the spiritual veins, Jing Jinfeng's exercises need to be adjusted to adapt to the environment. I am observing this adjustment process, learning the adjustment methods, and then learning the correlation and mutual influence of the spiritual veins and exercises. and co-existing conditions, etc.”

"...what's the matter?"

"Wouldn't this process take a long time?"

Me: "Yes, so I will be Jing Jinfeng's guest elder for a long time. As a reward for observation and research, I will provide them with some small items that can be sold and used by themselves, and promise to solve the troubles caused by me for them .I am not involved in other aspects of their daily life and foreign exchanges.”

"Got it. We'll help you protect your subject."

No need, just don't make trouble.

"Hey, wait a minute, this direction seems to be towards Kunlun?"

I'm."

"Haven't you already been to Kunlun to deliver ice sculptures? Why do you go again? The first school is so popular?"

"Going again is not necessarily for the second delivery of ice sculptures."

Me: "Speaking of which, it is indeed for sending ice sculptures. I owe the two elders a favor, so I will pay off the debt."

"...Elder? From Kunlun?"

"Golden Dan Qi owes... Mahayana Favor?"