Xiu Erdai's daily essays
Chapter 725
2992_ Make simplicity to the extreme
Elder Yi Ruo was dissatisfied: "Gao Yi, are you looking for faults?"
Elder Gao ignored him, just looked at me, smiled, then turned and left.
Elder Gao must be in a very good mood today, the task office has hit a big luck, and will not be resigned by the elder.
Elder Yi Ruo threw a handful of talismans at Elder Gao, and at the same time the talismans flew out, the talisman array activated and changed.Elder Gao didn't return, the tip of the sword moved slightly, piercing the node, triggering a chain explosion of the talisman.When the figure of Elder Gao disappeared, there were a few unburned talismans left on the ground, looking weak and helpless, like a failed product that was badly drawn during the qi training period.
Those few stabs are so handsome, sharp and simple.The way to draw the sword is simple, and the pierced rune matrix nodes should also be the simplest way to break runes.
Simple to the extreme.
Elder Yi Ruo hooked his fingers to the broken talismans on the ground, letting them stick to me.
Me: "...you agreed to only use talismans that are not higher than my cultivation level?" I don't believe that when you practiced with other Huashen elders, you took talismans that were less than the initial stage of Jindan.
Elder Yi Ruo: "The broken talisman still has a level? If it is, it will not reach the Qi training level, unless you count the residual talisman base material in the level."
Me: "Nonsense, there is clearly..." Elder Gao's sword intent...
Elder Yi Ruo: "Did you see it? Yes, this is Gao Yi apologizing to me, so she gave you a punishment question."
I absolutely do not believe that Elder Gao has this awareness.It's not that Elder Gao won't apologize to others, but that after he has a clear goal and intentionally sabotages other people's punishment items, he immediately makes amends?If you want to remedy it immediately, she won't destroy it at the beginning, and if you directly refuse the mission office's request for help, it will be over.Elder Gao is not a person with complicated thinking, she is straight.
Me: "I remember Elder Yi, you can't beat Elder Gao?"
Elder Yi Ruo: "Let me tell you first, the talisman I made independently will definitely not hurt you, but I can't guarantee that I borrowed Gao Yi's sword intent."
What kind of injury is a broken skin.
While feeling the cracks emerging from my body, I learned Elder Gao Yi's sword in my mind, and then pushed out the nodes of the talisman array from the wound, drew out the sword, and pierced.
It couldn't compare to Elder Gao's simplicity, but at any rate, he had cracked seven broken talisman formations—in other words, which one was more difficult to deal with, seven broken talismans or three complete talismans?
2993_I don't think it's enough
Time goes back to the present when the 54 talismans prepared by Elder Yi Ruo have been exhausted.
I asked Elder Yi: "Can you help me see the list of punishments I made for myself?"
Elder Yi: "Do you think this year's punishment is not enough?"
Me: "Not enough to do with the sword repair project."
Elder Yi: "I'm not a sword repairer. You can figure it out yourself."
Why am I not surprised at all that you are so unreliable?
I went to the Disciplinary Office to receive the punishment according to my own list, and revised the list as I received the punishment, until I had experienced all the punishments I could bear except for confinement.
Still don't think it's enough.
The staff of the Disciplinary Department looked at the other disciples who were punished: "... What are you looking at? They are all punished honestly. Let me tell you, don't make the second son angry. It's clear, look, this provides us with several combinations of 'multi-item punishment'. Who of you wants to be the first to try? The punishment combination researched by the second son after personal experience. Are you looking forward to it?"
The disciples who were punished and watched scattered.
I went to Elder Huigu and asked her what else could I punish myself for?
Elder Huigu didn't seem to like me that much anymore, and said, "The way to reflect is not necessarily punishment."
Me: "However, there is no way to systematically cultivate spiritual consciousness in the Jindan period. Uh, what I need to reflect on is related to the use of spiritual consciousness?"
Elder Huigu: "...Yi Ruo punished you for one year, you punished yourself for one year, and then you asked me why should you reflect on yourself?"
Me: "To be able to ask this kind of question shows that introspection is not enough."
Elder Huigu: "Doubt that you won't be enough in this life. Forget it, I won't embarrass you. You can do whatever you want. You can use your spiritual consciousness if you want, use it as you like, after all, you didn't intend to abuse it. , nor IQ intentionally not to abuse it. Just let it happen."
The tone was particularly helpless.
Me: "So, your main observation on me in the past two years is that I didn't intentionally abuse my divine sense?"
Elder Huigu: "'Intentional' not only refers to planning, orderly, imitating true or false precedents, but also includes what you want to use. For example, although you don’t know how to do it, you try randomly and expect to hit it. method, and thinking that I can do it, so I imagined a recipe, etc. "
Elder Huigu: "It doesn't matter whether you actually do it or not. The important thing is your attitude towards the divine consciousness, the use of the divine consciousness, and the effect of the divine consciousness."
Elder Huigu: "I'm going to ask you a few questions now, and I want you to answer them in seconds. Tell me your first reaction, try to minimize your thinking, and reduce the number of words in your answer."
I am serious.
2994_ can only choose one
Elder Huigu: "First question, do you want to use your divine consciousness at will?"
I think."
Elder Huigu: "If I gave you a systematic method of cultivating spiritual consciousness now, and told you that you won't be able to learn it in the golden core period, but there is no danger of learning failure, would you try to learn it?"
I can."
Elder Huigu: "If you will definitely fail in learning, and failure will lead to death, will you still learn?"
I won't."
Elder Huigu: "In the case that the materials are not banned?"
Me: "Not unless it's misread."
Elder Huigu: "If you will be seriously injured, but you will definitely not die?"
Me: "If a serious injury can be repaired, it will, but if it is irreparable, it will not."
Elder Huigu: "What if I don't know the safety of the cultivation method?"
I:"……"
Elder Huigu: "Don't think about it, just answer directly."
Me: "I can't answer it. It depends on the specific situation. My mind is empty after you ask this question. Maybe you want me to try it, so I will try it. Because I believe that even if the cultivation method itself is dangerous, you will protect me thoroughly. "
Elder Huigu nodded.
I waited for a while and saw that she didn't want to ask any more, so I asked: "Is there really such a cultivation method? Can Jindanqi try to cultivate spiritual consciousness? Even if it is a risky method that is bound to fail, but Jindanqi can do it." Get started?"
Elder Huigu looked at me: "There is a kind of spiritual plant that blooms every 3000 years, bears fruit every 3000 years, and matures after another 3000 years. Want to see the real thing?"
Me: "... Isn't that ginseng fruit?" I shared the story of "Journey to the West" for you to know.
Elder Huigu: "Just ask if you want to see it?"
I think."
Elder Huigu: "Spiritual Consciousness Cultivation Technique and Ginseng Fruit, I can only choose one, which one do you want to see?"
I:"……"
Pei Bing: "Ginseng fruit!"
...In fact, there should be some pursuit, just a bite of ginseng fruit, spiritual awareness cultivation...
Pei Bing: "Anyway, you must have failed in cultivation now! When you can succeed in cultivation, even if you don't want to read it, the information will be handed to you. The Library Pavilion is open to you, and you don't need to ask for help!"
Although what you said is reasonable, why are you so excited?Where did the ginseng fruit come from?Elder Huigu is teasing us.
2995_Ginseng fruit
"Smell it and you will live 360 years" "Eat one and you will live 7000 years." You must know that the average life expectancy in the foundation building period was only [-] years old, and the existing Mahayana period does not seem to have lived for tens of thousands of years.Just smelling it is equivalent to building a foundation?Eat one and live longer than the Mahayana period?That kind of thing doesn't conform to the cultivation laws of this cultivation world at all.
Besides, a spiritual plant that matures only once in 1 years, how can it survive the catastrophe that happens once in [-] years?Pei Bing, can you think with your brain instead of your stomach?
Pei Bing: "Cultivators have survived the catastrophe, so why can't Lingzhi do it? No, there are Lingzhi who have survived the catastrophe."
Xiao Sui: "Well... if there is one, I will plant it in the ice flower garden. But the ginseng fruit will sink into the soil, how should I plant it?"
... I don't know, I just read "Journey to the West" and haven't studied this matter.Why don't you ask Zhenyuan Daxian or Guanyin?
Elder Huigu: "Hey, don't be in a daze, which one to choose?"
I want to cover my face: "Ginseng fruit."
Xiao Sui: "If the master wants the exercises, he needs the exercises. I will always support the master."
Pei Bing: "It's not that he really wants the spiritual consciousness technique, otherwise he would just ignore what we said. He acted as if he was encouraged by us, but in fact he wanted to eat it himself and used us as an excuse. Hypocrisy."
Maoqiu fanned Pei Bing into the cat litter and buried him.
Xiao Sui smiled obediently.
In fact, if Xiao Sui hadn't sensed that I was more interested in ginseng fruit than spiritual consciousness skills, he would not have said that he was interested in ginseng fruit.My caring male god understands my heart best.
Xiao Sui: "Well, I understand best."
But why should we bother with the ginseng fruit that definitely does not exist and the spiritual consciousness skills that can be practiced in the golden core period that also definitely do not exist?This kind of hypothetical question of who you save when the daughter-in-law and mother fall into the water at the same time is really stupid.
Elder Huigu: "I have a treasure map here."
Me: "... really ginseng fruit?"
Elder Huigu patted a pot of dog's tail grass in front of me: "I named it ginseng fruit today, what's your opinion?"
...the three-year-old child who looks like a caterpillar?I think in terms of the difficulty of entrance, the one that looks like this seems to be easier for me to eat than the one that looks like a human baby.
I can fully understand Tang Seng's refusal to eat ginseng fruit.I used to see that the cream animals on the cake were too delicate, and I couldn’t bear to destroy them. I would use a knife or a spoon to dig the whole cream animals aside and put them aside—but if they were ugly animals, I would happily eat them. The spoon split it in half... Whether I eat it or not, I have always been indifferent to sweets, but I can accept some creams that are not very sweet.
Cough, what, Xiao Sui, don't make butter, I won't eat it.
Xiao Sui: "Use it to throw Pei Bing."
It's okay, anyway, it's easy to clean in your space.
Pei Bing lay on the edge of the cat's litter: "Feed as much as you want, I will eat every bite, and I will definitely not miss any bit, and I will clean it up whenever I am tired."
Elder Yi Ruo was dissatisfied: "Gao Yi, are you looking for faults?"
Elder Gao ignored him, just looked at me, smiled, then turned and left.
Elder Gao must be in a very good mood today, the task office has hit a big luck, and will not be resigned by the elder.
Elder Yi Ruo threw a handful of talismans at Elder Gao, and at the same time the talismans flew out, the talisman array activated and changed.Elder Gao didn't return, the tip of the sword moved slightly, piercing the node, triggering a chain explosion of the talisman.When the figure of Elder Gao disappeared, there were a few unburned talismans left on the ground, looking weak and helpless, like a failed product that was badly drawn during the qi training period.
Those few stabs are so handsome, sharp and simple.The way to draw the sword is simple, and the pierced rune matrix nodes should also be the simplest way to break runes.
Simple to the extreme.
Elder Yi Ruo hooked his fingers to the broken talismans on the ground, letting them stick to me.
Me: "...you agreed to only use talismans that are not higher than my cultivation level?" I don't believe that when you practiced with other Huashen elders, you took talismans that were less than the initial stage of Jindan.
Elder Yi Ruo: "The broken talisman still has a level? If it is, it will not reach the Qi training level, unless you count the residual talisman base material in the level."
Me: "Nonsense, there is clearly..." Elder Gao's sword intent...
Elder Yi Ruo: "Did you see it? Yes, this is Gao Yi apologizing to me, so she gave you a punishment question."
I absolutely do not believe that Elder Gao has this awareness.It's not that Elder Gao won't apologize to others, but that after he has a clear goal and intentionally sabotages other people's punishment items, he immediately makes amends?If you want to remedy it immediately, she won't destroy it at the beginning, and if you directly refuse the mission office's request for help, it will be over.Elder Gao is not a person with complicated thinking, she is straight.
Me: "I remember Elder Yi, you can't beat Elder Gao?"
Elder Yi Ruo: "Let me tell you first, the talisman I made independently will definitely not hurt you, but I can't guarantee that I borrowed Gao Yi's sword intent."
What kind of injury is a broken skin.
While feeling the cracks emerging from my body, I learned Elder Gao Yi's sword in my mind, and then pushed out the nodes of the talisman array from the wound, drew out the sword, and pierced.
It couldn't compare to Elder Gao's simplicity, but at any rate, he had cracked seven broken talisman formations—in other words, which one was more difficult to deal with, seven broken talismans or three complete talismans?
2993_I don't think it's enough
Time goes back to the present when the 54 talismans prepared by Elder Yi Ruo have been exhausted.
I asked Elder Yi: "Can you help me see the list of punishments I made for myself?"
Elder Yi: "Do you think this year's punishment is not enough?"
Me: "Not enough to do with the sword repair project."
Elder Yi: "I'm not a sword repairer. You can figure it out yourself."
Why am I not surprised at all that you are so unreliable?
I went to the Disciplinary Office to receive the punishment according to my own list, and revised the list as I received the punishment, until I had experienced all the punishments I could bear except for confinement.
Still don't think it's enough.
The staff of the Disciplinary Department looked at the other disciples who were punished: "... What are you looking at? They are all punished honestly. Let me tell you, don't make the second son angry. It's clear, look, this provides us with several combinations of 'multi-item punishment'. Who of you wants to be the first to try? The punishment combination researched by the second son after personal experience. Are you looking forward to it?"
The disciples who were punished and watched scattered.
I went to Elder Huigu and asked her what else could I punish myself for?
Elder Huigu didn't seem to like me that much anymore, and said, "The way to reflect is not necessarily punishment."
Me: "However, there is no way to systematically cultivate spiritual consciousness in the Jindan period. Uh, what I need to reflect on is related to the use of spiritual consciousness?"
Elder Huigu: "...Yi Ruo punished you for one year, you punished yourself for one year, and then you asked me why should you reflect on yourself?"
Me: "To be able to ask this kind of question shows that introspection is not enough."
Elder Huigu: "Doubt that you won't be enough in this life. Forget it, I won't embarrass you. You can do whatever you want. You can use your spiritual consciousness if you want, use it as you like, after all, you didn't intend to abuse it. , nor IQ intentionally not to abuse it. Just let it happen."
The tone was particularly helpless.
Me: "So, your main observation on me in the past two years is that I didn't intentionally abuse my divine sense?"
Elder Huigu: "'Intentional' not only refers to planning, orderly, imitating true or false precedents, but also includes what you want to use. For example, although you don’t know how to do it, you try randomly and expect to hit it. method, and thinking that I can do it, so I imagined a recipe, etc. "
Elder Huigu: "It doesn't matter whether you actually do it or not. The important thing is your attitude towards the divine consciousness, the use of the divine consciousness, and the effect of the divine consciousness."
Elder Huigu: "I'm going to ask you a few questions now, and I want you to answer them in seconds. Tell me your first reaction, try to minimize your thinking, and reduce the number of words in your answer."
I am serious.
2994_ can only choose one
Elder Huigu: "First question, do you want to use your divine consciousness at will?"
I think."
Elder Huigu: "If I gave you a systematic method of cultivating spiritual consciousness now, and told you that you won't be able to learn it in the golden core period, but there is no danger of learning failure, would you try to learn it?"
I can."
Elder Huigu: "If you will definitely fail in learning, and failure will lead to death, will you still learn?"
I won't."
Elder Huigu: "In the case that the materials are not banned?"
Me: "Not unless it's misread."
Elder Huigu: "If you will be seriously injured, but you will definitely not die?"
Me: "If a serious injury can be repaired, it will, but if it is irreparable, it will not."
Elder Huigu: "What if I don't know the safety of the cultivation method?"
I:"……"
Elder Huigu: "Don't think about it, just answer directly."
Me: "I can't answer it. It depends on the specific situation. My mind is empty after you ask this question. Maybe you want me to try it, so I will try it. Because I believe that even if the cultivation method itself is dangerous, you will protect me thoroughly. "
Elder Huigu nodded.
I waited for a while and saw that she didn't want to ask any more, so I asked: "Is there really such a cultivation method? Can Jindanqi try to cultivate spiritual consciousness? Even if it is a risky method that is bound to fail, but Jindanqi can do it." Get started?"
Elder Huigu looked at me: "There is a kind of spiritual plant that blooms every 3000 years, bears fruit every 3000 years, and matures after another 3000 years. Want to see the real thing?"
Me: "... Isn't that ginseng fruit?" I shared the story of "Journey to the West" for you to know.
Elder Huigu: "Just ask if you want to see it?"
I think."
Elder Huigu: "Spiritual Consciousness Cultivation Technique and Ginseng Fruit, I can only choose one, which one do you want to see?"
I:"……"
Pei Bing: "Ginseng fruit!"
...In fact, there should be some pursuit, just a bite of ginseng fruit, spiritual awareness cultivation...
Pei Bing: "Anyway, you must have failed in cultivation now! When you can succeed in cultivation, even if you don't want to read it, the information will be handed to you. The Library Pavilion is open to you, and you don't need to ask for help!"
Although what you said is reasonable, why are you so excited?Where did the ginseng fruit come from?Elder Huigu is teasing us.
2995_Ginseng fruit
"Smell it and you will live 360 years" "Eat one and you will live 7000 years." You must know that the average life expectancy in the foundation building period was only [-] years old, and the existing Mahayana period does not seem to have lived for tens of thousands of years.Just smelling it is equivalent to building a foundation?Eat one and live longer than the Mahayana period?That kind of thing doesn't conform to the cultivation laws of this cultivation world at all.
Besides, a spiritual plant that matures only once in 1 years, how can it survive the catastrophe that happens once in [-] years?Pei Bing, can you think with your brain instead of your stomach?
Pei Bing: "Cultivators have survived the catastrophe, so why can't Lingzhi do it? No, there are Lingzhi who have survived the catastrophe."
Xiao Sui: "Well... if there is one, I will plant it in the ice flower garden. But the ginseng fruit will sink into the soil, how should I plant it?"
... I don't know, I just read "Journey to the West" and haven't studied this matter.Why don't you ask Zhenyuan Daxian or Guanyin?
Elder Huigu: "Hey, don't be in a daze, which one to choose?"
I want to cover my face: "Ginseng fruit."
Xiao Sui: "If the master wants the exercises, he needs the exercises. I will always support the master."
Pei Bing: "It's not that he really wants the spiritual consciousness technique, otherwise he would just ignore what we said. He acted as if he was encouraged by us, but in fact he wanted to eat it himself and used us as an excuse. Hypocrisy."
Maoqiu fanned Pei Bing into the cat litter and buried him.
Xiao Sui smiled obediently.
In fact, if Xiao Sui hadn't sensed that I was more interested in ginseng fruit than spiritual consciousness skills, he would not have said that he was interested in ginseng fruit.My caring male god understands my heart best.
Xiao Sui: "Well, I understand best."
But why should we bother with the ginseng fruit that definitely does not exist and the spiritual consciousness skills that can be practiced in the golden core period that also definitely do not exist?This kind of hypothetical question of who you save when the daughter-in-law and mother fall into the water at the same time is really stupid.
Elder Huigu: "I have a treasure map here."
Me: "... really ginseng fruit?"
Elder Huigu patted a pot of dog's tail grass in front of me: "I named it ginseng fruit today, what's your opinion?"
...the three-year-old child who looks like a caterpillar?I think in terms of the difficulty of entrance, the one that looks like this seems to be easier for me to eat than the one that looks like a human baby.
I can fully understand Tang Seng's refusal to eat ginseng fruit.I used to see that the cream animals on the cake were too delicate, and I couldn’t bear to destroy them. I would use a knife or a spoon to dig the whole cream animals aside and put them aside—but if they were ugly animals, I would happily eat them. The spoon split it in half... Whether I eat it or not, I have always been indifferent to sweets, but I can accept some creams that are not very sweet.
Cough, what, Xiao Sui, don't make butter, I won't eat it.
Xiao Sui: "Use it to throw Pei Bing."
It's okay, anyway, it's easy to clean in your space.
Pei Bing lay on the edge of the cat's litter: "Feed as much as you want, I will eat every bite, and I will definitely not miss any bit, and I will clean it up whenever I am tired."
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