Xiu Erdai's daily essays

2948_ will become black history

Someone protested: "Second Young Master, I'm not your fan, I just came to watch the excitement."

Me: "Okay, so big brother, what is the task you want to gather these people who want to join in the excitement?"

Another protested: "I'm Pei Meiren's fan, so it's not so unprincipled to join in all the excitement."

Me: "That's the fan who joins in the fun."

"Second son, don't change the subject. You haven't finished talking about your one-night stand with the elder brother. Just now the elder brother expressed his attitude, and you haven't talked about yours. If we didn't rush in when you took off your clothes just now, the elder brother responded Your seduction, what will you do?"

Me: "That means that there is something wrong with the master's brain. In the future, the work of the master will fail. All the managers need to implement emergency procedures immediately. The uncle master can't be lazy."

"Acacia Sect said that you emphasized safety in your requirements for friends with guns. There is no doubt that senior brother is safe for you, so you really don't want to consider trying with senior brother?"

Me: "If you keep asking me so hard, maybe I'll give it a try...Forget it, I don't want it anymore, I'm getting goose bumps just by simulating kissing with a big brother in my brain."

Big Brother: "It's not that bad, is it?"

Me: "Yes. That kind of close contact will immediately remind me that you are collecting my dark history again, and then there is no sex at all. I just want to train hard, increase my force value, and strive to beat you as soon as possible."

After finishing speaking, I looked around at the people present: "Imagine that I have a one-night stand with one of you, and with the speed and distortion of your usual information about me, I feel that the next day everyone in the sect will know what I am in bed image."

"Absolutely not! Such a wonderful thing, if I experience it, I will definitely keep it a secret, and only I can enjoy it alone."

"...However, in the sect, sexual matters may be accidentally seen by the elders."

"If the elders want to see it on purpose, they can't avoid it."

"Eldest brother can also see many hidden things with the help of this sect's great formation."

"Pei Bing has a deep connection with the big formation of this sect, so it is easier to see the actions of the second young master with the help of the big formation than other disciples. Even if the second young master is outside the sect, as long as his connection with the big formation of this sect is not broken , you can still watch it.”

Me: "Black history."

"Second Young Master, don't care about such trivial matters. Isn't it just to be watched, just get used to it."

"... To be honest, I understand the second son, because I can't get used to it. When I think of my love affair being seen by the elders, I feel uncomfortable."

"Speak as if you have someone to have sex with."

"If not, you can simulate it in your head."

2949_ Believe in taste

Me: "So the relationship of friends with benefits is still not suitable for acquaintances, there are too many side effects."

"Maybe Second Young Master, you think too much."

Me: "If some things are unacceptable to the imagination, then it is impossible to talk about practice. After all, you can't say that you just try it. I am not willing to bear the consequences of this 'trial'. I don't think it is worth it."

"So the situation has become like this: acquaintances have confirmed the safety, but don't want to eat; strangers are subconsciously vigilant, and don't want to eat. The Hehuan Sect is not intervening now, but what kind of sex buddy did they plan to find for you? "

Me: "You have to ask the Hehuan Sect, I haven't seen the person they are looking for."

Xiao Sui grabbed a handful of seeds from the ice garden and sprinkled them out, and the seeds grew wildly when they fell to the ground. The flora quickly dispersed the crowd discussing the problem of friends with guns, and was quickly shriveled by the crowd and put into their spiritual planting bags.

"These plants are interesting."

Me: "Bribe you to let go of the friend with benefits issue. I don't have an urgent need for that right now, let's go with the fate, and we'll talk about it when we meet the right one."

"Will you tell us when you meet the right one?"

Me: "Can I hide things from you?"

Senior brother: "I will announce the situation of that person."

"If we judge him as unqualified, he will be miserable."

"Hey, don't you guys be so crazy? Let the second son dare not find friends with sex."

"You can look for it. A perfect person who can withstand the evaluation of all the disciples of this sect, or a strong person who can withstand the attacks of all the fans of the second son of the sect. If neither of these two items... Second son, I believe you taste."

Me: "I said, if you keep pushing me, maybe I will try to deliberately go against your expectations."

Senior Brother: "You can do some things, but for such an intimate matter, you won't wrong yourself just to get angry with others. Absolutely not."

I:"……"

"We trust the judgment of the elder brother."

Eldest brother: "But you don't have to worry too much about the beauty, they are just talking. When you really have a friend with sex, even if the friend with sex is not what they like, as long as you have made a choice and confirmed it, they will accept it." I will accept it. At most, intimidate that friend once or twice..."

Me: "Once, twice, many times."

Big brother: "It's not a big problem? The ability to resist pressure is also one of the elements you appreciate. If a person wavers under the hostility and criticism of others, you will understand him, but you will not be interested in him."

2950_ most suitable distance

Me: "The important reason why I veto the one-night stand with Elder Kunlun Pengqinru is that his cultivation base is too high for me, and I am completely controlled by him when I communicate with him, and I cannot resist. This kind of terror makes me just want to keep a distance from him."

"Wow, Second Young Master, Elder Kunlun, do you dare to think about it?"

"Elder Pengqinru, I know that he is very beautiful. I feel more beautiful than the second son in my conscience."

"Really? More beautiful than Second Young Master?"

"You'll know it when you see it. It's mainly...a matter of temperament. The second son is cute like a small animal. Elder Peng...it's hard to describe, it changes a lot, and it's dangerous. Second son, be careful with your words. It doesn't matter what your family says. , the elders of the outer sect may cause trouble."

Me: "Don't worry, you have passed Ming Road. I said so in front of Elder Peng."

"...Hey, as expected."

"Two beauties in the same frame, I want to see..."

Me: "The important point now is to answer your previous questioning. In the same way as Elder Peng, senior brother knows me too well, and I am completely controlled in front of senior senior brother, and I am not equal. Even if senior senior brother does not control me, it is only his. Concession, not my ability to acquire. Everything is only in his mind, and it is not up to me to decide at all, so I also need to keep a certain distance from the big brother. Taoist companions, friends with guns, are too close, I can't accept it. "

Big brother: "No. Our relationship is not decided by me unilaterally. Although I know you very well, it is impossible for me to control you, and it is impossible for you to accept my control. Once you dislike me, there is absolutely nothing I can do. Your dislike Whether or not it depends on your mood, not my means."

"Hey, senior brother, I would like to ask you seriously. I think you and the second son are much more in tune than Xie Qinwei and Yuan Jing. Since many people think that Xie Qinwei and Yuan Jing can become Taoist couples, why do you and the second son get married?" Can't the second son?"

Senior brother: "The problem of Xie Qinwei and Yuan Jing lies in the subsections. When they get used to these subsections one by one, their cultivation base and the degree of coordination between the two will increase significantly and continue to rise. The problem with me and Junior Brother Pei lies in the Fundamentally. Our measures are in harmony, but the end is not compatible, unless one of us changes the Tao, otherwise, we cannot become one."

"The premise of being so sure is that both of you have a very clear way, right? We all know that your way is very clear, senior brother, but the second son..."

...I didn't even understand my own sword intent, why?

Me: "So, there are still variables."

The elder brother smiled and shook his head.

Me: "Okay, I admit, I don't know what my Tao is, I just intuit that the distance between me and the big brother is the most suitable, and it would be uncomfortable to get closer."

2951_ not the only kind of close relationship

Senior brother: "And it may destroy our current trust, tacit understanding, and intimacy. Physical intimacy sometimes leads to spiritual estrangement. This is the case with me and Junior Brother Pei. Taoist couples have a very close relationship, but they are not monks. The only close relationship with monks."

Big brother: "For example, the elders of my sect, some of them even seem to have some conflicts and disagreements with each other, but when they encounter problems that need to be solved by cooperation, their tacit understanding is unimaginable Yes. The kind of absolute trust that has no doubt that the other party can keep up with one's thinking, and can achieve the effect of one plus one greater than two after working together with oneself, and never disappoints the trust, is very wonderful. Even if the two were still arguing at the last moment, even big Fight, but the next moment you can cooperate with others, no one will hesitate, and no one will doubt that the other person will not cooperate with you."

Eldest brother: "Even if the two people's ways conflict, it does not affect the two people working hard for the same goal. Although the ways of working hard are different, and although the two people are still very different in details, they all lead to the same goal."

"Isn't the same goal through different routes the unity of Tao?"

Senior brother: "No. The way of monks is like the road that people walk every day. It is a clear and long road, and every section of the road is clear. Whether two monks' ways can be compatible is not just about the end point. Although there is no requirement that the two paths must completely overlap to become a Taoist partner, there must not be too much difference in the journey."

Someone looked at me: "Second Young Master, do you understand?"

Eldest brother gives you advice and you just listen carefully. There is a lot of high-end information there, and ordinary people may not know more than him even if they are a big level higher than him, so you should cherish the opportunity to teach others when you meet him—— Why interrupt and torture my IQ?

Relying on the foundation of reading materials for many years, I calmly pretended to be godly: "The problem of speed. It is impossible for any two monks to have the same Tao, and even the Tao of Taoist companions must be different. But at the same time, the Tao of most monks It will not be completely different from others, because we live in the same big world, and we have some concepts, understanding of rules, judgments of right and wrong, etc., under the same language and characters, we have formed similar patterns in our respective Taos. part."

"How to judge this degree?"

how could I know.

Eldest brother just looked at me and smiled, not intending to save the situation, so I had no choice but to continue pretending: "Thank you Qin Wei and Yuan Jing, they will probably become Taoist couples; Eldest brother and I, as long as there are no major changes, we should not be able to become Taoist couples; thank you Qin Wei and Yuan Jing's degree of trust and tacit understanding towards each other is not as good as that of me and senior brother now, and even in the future, when they become Taoist couples, they may not be able to surpass me and senior brother."