Xiu Erdai's daily essays

2944_Should it be a matter of course?

Brother: "It's really strange that you said 'play'."

Me: "Where did I say something wrong?"

Brother: "'Qualified' monk."

Me: "As an early-stage Golden Core cultivator who has achieved perfect alchemy, I don't think it's shameful to say that you are qualified?"

Brother: "I'm afraid you're addicted to 'Perfect Alchemy'."

Me: "You have to believe the complexity of the information in my mind. If it weren't for refuting you, the matter of 'perfect alchemy' is not in the scope of my current thinking at all. It has passed too long. It is now floating on the surface of my mind My idea is whether the degree of fusion of affinity objects, the results of the hair test, and the relevant information of the Tarong Secret Realm can let me see a little more, what is the reason why the father retreated, and whether the father will prepare for the Mahayana period after he comes out of the retreat. It's..."

Brother: "Stop. I know you will never stop asking questions. Let me help you answer one by the way. Dad has reached the peak of Huashen after retreating, which is still far from Mahayana."

Me: "I know that you can reach the peak at most, but when you reach the peak, you are not far from Mahayana."

Brother: "Look at how long Pei Miao and I have been stuck at the Golden Core Peak, and then look at how many people have been stuck at the Yunxia Sect's Foundation Establishment Peak, Golden Core Peak, and Nascent Soul Peak. Not far away? The peak period of each major level Duka makes people the most desperate, it is like a barrier that no matter what you do, it severely restricts people in place and cannot move."

I thought about my foundation building peak, and then my qi training peak, and felt...

Brother: "Don't use your own two peak experiences as a set. When the dual spiritual roots are in the foundation building stage of qi training, especially when the external conditions are favorable, there is basically no possibility of getting stuck."

Me: "Under the favorable external conditions, it should be a matter of course for a single or double spiritual root to conceive a baby?"

Brother: "I'll wait to see how you will succeed."

Me: "Thank you."

While I was having friendly conversations one after another, Xie Qinwei was beaten up.

Xie Qinwei: "Uncle, I haven't figured out who actually attacked me, and there may be too many people, and I can't analyze it by logical reasoning."

Me: "Do you think the person who beat you was a man or a woman?"

Xie Qinwei: "..."

Me: "If it's a man, it means that it's more difficult for you to accept younger brothers; if it's a woman, it means that the stallion route is bumpy."

Xie Qinwei: "I have given up on both routes. Really, please believe my IQ, so I can say that I have also reached the golden core stage."

2945_ It's all the fault of the Hehuan sect

Me: "It's normal for Shuanglinggen to cultivate to the golden core stage under the conditions of a favorable external environment."

Xie Qinwei: "Get the hell out of here. Seriously, Pei Meiren, if it weren't for your face, you would have more chances of being beaten than me."

Me: "I still have dad."

Xie Qinwei: "Elder Pei doesn't care about minor conflicts."

Also.

Me: "My dodging ability is very good."

Xie Qinwei: "Continue to strengthen it. Think about it, since the Nascent Soul Stage, the monks will no longer look at their faces. You need to further strengthen your dodging ability."

Me: "Actually, I'm now guessing that the relationship between whether to look at the face or not is not so absolute. If you look at the Nascent Soul stage of the Hehuan Sect, you can speculate from their works that they still look at the face, but they will not be crazy about the face. Turned to rational appreciation."

Xie Qinwei: "Let me translate: As long as it is beautiful enough to shock the soul, the Nascent Soul Stage will also appreciate it, such as appreciating you."

Me: "The preferential treatment I received in the Hehuan Sect is unlikely to be supported by my mother and junior disciples alone. There must be a certain degree of approval from the elders. What do you think?"

Xie Qinwei: "This looks like a flamboyant face, but why is it actually so thick?"

Others expressed admiration for me.

"Although Taoist Companion was rejected, what about Paoyou?"

Me: "Rejected too."

"Can't do it alone, for one night? Are we so bad?"

Me: "Complete loss of sexual interest just at the hypothetical stage, everyone does, so I guess it's not your problem, it should be mine."

"...It's all the fault of the Hehuan Sect!"

"Show the Second Young Master information without restraint. Sex has no sense of mystery to the Second Young Master, and the Second Young Master still finds it boring."

Me: "It's not boring."

"Second son, you don't need to talk about it, this is a matter between us and Hehuanzong."

... Please don't be too aggressive, the Hehuan Sect is not as tough as Xie Qinwei, and cannot withstand your beatings.

2946_ Discuss seriously

Eldest brother: "I am a popular person who you have seriously considered whether I am suitable to be your Taoist partner..."

I interrupted: "Thinking about you is about the same as thinking about my father being my Taoist partner."

The elder brother pretended not to hear, and continued his topic: "I want to ask, is there a chance for me to have a one-night stand with you?"

Xiao Sui rubbed out a large group of branches and leaves - obtained from pruning for the Bing Garden - and threw it at the senior brother.Of course, he missed the hit and was caught by the elder brother.

Big brother: "These are all edible, right?"

Me: "Well. I invite you."

Big brother: "Back to the question just now. Do I have a chance to eat you?"

Me: "Are you serious? If you're serious, maybe we can try it? Just do it once, and I think we'll both be able to calm down afterwards?"

Big brother: "I think we can indeed maintain our relationship rationally. Since it is absolutely impossible to become a Taoist couple, then after a one-night stand, we will not be emotional."

I heard howling.

Me: "If I heard correctly, someone put a curse on you?"

Eldest brother: "Don't worry, no one who can curse me for success has done anything."

Me: "Those who want to do something are not limited to casting curses." For example, my sister would definitely be more willing to cut you.

Eldest brother: "Don't be crooked, junior beauty, let's have a serious talk about sex dating."

Me: "Tell me, what do you want to plot against me?"

Eldest brother: "Thinking about going to bed with you?"

I started to take off my coat, and as soon as I moved, someone, many people, rushed over and buried me alive with quilts, shawls, sheets, mosquito nets, plush toys, etc., while educating, intimidating, criticizing, and beating the elder brother.

The senior brother successfully defended and dodged all the attacks, and said: "It's all about you, everyone, including those watching the excitement around the outer circle, don't hide, go to the square and gather, there is a task for you."

I stripped all the extra covering off me—I was fully dressed and hadn't had time to undo my jacket—and asked, "What mission, was it fun?"

The senior sister who just failed to beat the senior brother replied: "Hey, second son, go to the side and play by yourself, ignore the senior brother. He teased you like that, you have to bear the grudge."

Me: "Compared to flirting, it's more like a calculation, but the main calculation is not me, but you."

Eldest brother: "Yes, this task has nothing to do with Junior Beauty, so I'll use him as a selection tool."

2947_ Caution

"Eldest brother, touch your Xiasanlu and answer honestly. What you said to Pei Meiren just now is really just for the mission selection? Is it really not mixed with any desire?"

"Touching...Xiasanlu? With what kind of touching? In public? Is this kind of action more excessive than verbal teasing?"

"Which side are you on? Don't interrupt."

"There is also the second son, you took off your clothes just now, although you only did the action of taking off your coat, but did you choose someone just to cooperate with the senior brother, or can you really accept the senior brother as your sex buddy?"

"Both of you, give us seriousness. It's about the collective mascot of our sect, and you are not allowed to get away with it."

... When you are serious, can you not call me the mascot in person?

Eldest brother: "Okay, seriously. I can't be sure in the future, but at least for now, if the beautiful junior brother is stripped naked and posing in front of me, it's doing the classic moves of the Hehuan sect. My first reaction must be to worry about his brain Something went wrong, there was no leisure to generate desires, and after I made sure that his mind was fine... I felt that except for something wrong with his mind, it was really impossible for the beautiful junior brother to do that kind of action in front of me."

Me: "Yes, impossible." I am very sure.Except for imitating and playing alone, it is impossible for me to perform the seductive actions taught by the Acacia Religion in front of anyone-I was peeped when I imitated by myself, and it is not considered.

The crowd was still dissatisfied: "It doesn't have to be so deliberate to seduce, I think Pei Meiren just stands there motionless, which makes people want to throw him down. Brother, did you really think about throwing him down at all? "

Senior brother: "I hugged Junior Brother Pei when he was born, and I have watched or participated in every step of his growth since then. He is a child I brought up with my own hands, like a son, like a brother, if this kind of feeling It's gone bad...Of course, I can't say it to death, after all, the future is so long, maybe one day it will really go bad? But at least right now, it doesn't."

"...Like a son?"

"Like a brother?"

"Eldest brother, be careful, otherwise the second son's father and brothers and sisters will trouble you. In the cultivation world, is it so easy to want to be a father or an elder brother? To grab a cute child and make it your own? You are so beautiful."

Eldest brother: "Beauty junior, call me big brother?"

I looked at my own brother.He was standing in the crowd and looked at the elder brother with some inexplicable meaning, while my sister even held the sword in her hand.

For the safety of the big brother, I said: "Let's talk about the mission. Big brother, what kind of mission do you want my fans to gather together?"