Xiu Erdai's daily essays

2932_Change

I contacted Xie Qinwei: "Are you interested in doing an experiment with me?"

Xie Qinwei: "Busy, no. I'm chasing after my wife, and the children can play by themselves."

I wish you an early birth to your son.

I thought about it, and I still bothered Xie Qinwei again.

Xie Qinwei: "Second Young Master, believe it or not, I yelled that someone interrupted my childbirth, even you will be beaten."

Letter, especially letter.

Me: "Just one sentence, I will lend you two eyeballs."

Xie Qinwei: "...Speak clearly, thank you."

Me: "It's your golden finger eyeball, and the eyeball I got when I pretended to be a ghost in Wanxin to scare you. Lend me." It seems that your mood has improved a lot. You have a serious heart knot, with your expression now, your first reaction when I raised your eyeballs should be the two in your eye sockets, which means that you no longer put your former life enemy at ease.

Xie Qinwei: "You know it's my golden finger and you still want to borrow it? Would you lend your golden finger to someone?"

Me: "Which gold finger are you referring to? Memory? Face? Dad? It seems that they can't be borrowed? Otherwise, I would be willing to borrow the memory and the face under certain conditions. Dad definitely doesn't have to borrow it. Elder Pei is not at my mercy."

Xie Qinwei: "I'm afraid of you. Wanxin's one is for you, don't think about mine."

Me: "Send me because you don't need it? After all, it's only a foundation-level item."

Xie Qinwei: "Don't push yourself too hard."

Me: "Don't give it away, it seems like I'm taking advantage of you. Let me change it with you, the new product ice lotus, the kind that Junior Sister Yuan Jing likes?"

Xie Qinwei: "...exploded into fireworks with beautiful shapes and colors, and can be reused."

Me: "Junior Sister Yuan likes it, or do you think she likes it?"

Xie Qinwei: "I want to use it to please Jing'er. I exchanged my belongings with you, of course it's what I need. I don't know if Jing'er will like this, but it's just me making her happy way. When you send a surprise, will you ask the person in advance what she wants?"

Me: "When you put it this way, I don't seem to have given anyone a surprise. I was shocked."

Xie Qinwei: "Do you change it or not? If you don't change it, you just take the eyeball away."

Me: "Change. Three for one, okay?"

Xie Qinwei: "It's okay to exchange one for another, I believe in the quality of your products."

2933_need to work together

Xie Qinwei: "Actually, if I had thought about it when Wan Qin came out, I would have given you the eyeball like everyone else. After all, I don't want to use it. But being stingy also has its benefits, and it can be used as waste."

The three fireworks ice lotus flowers I exchanged for Xie Qinwei can be blown into red heart shape, sunset cloud shape and white lotus shape respectively.

Me: "I guess you will like the heart shape, and I chose the other two at random, but I accept your customization, you tell or draw the shape you want, and I will refine it immediately."

Xie Qinwei: "That's enough. Yun Duo of Yunxiazong and lotus of Yunxiazong's first beauty are very good."

Me: "I want to correct one point, although I am a great beauty, I am not the number one beauty of Yunxia Sect."

Xie Qinwei: "Go do your experiment. You are living more and more like a minor."

Me: "The mentality is the same as the physical age, the normal state of a monk, I am still very conformist."

Xie Qinwei: "Elder Pei and the others also took great pains to adjust your mental age from a middle-aged decadent man to a young man in line with your body."

Me: "Who is middle-aged and decadent?"

Xie Qinwei: "Hey, people who are not decadent commit suicide in their 30s? Say it yourself, is it tantamount to committing suicide by running to a barren hill alone? As for middle age... so who doesn't define youth as 24 to 30 years old? More than [-] proper middle-aged people."

Me: "Then when someone made this definition of youth, were you so responsive that you were so impressed that you would remember it for a lifetime?"

Xie Qinwei: "My memory is not as good as yours, but I can still remember a lot of things. You shut up, the chat ends here, I'm going to chase my wife, if you bother me again, I'm going to shout 'I'm in a hurry to have a baby , Ask for help', see if anyone is going to beat you up."

Me: "Come on. I look forward to seeing Junior Sister Yuan's golden core soon."

Xie Qinwei: "I'm looking forward to it too. There's nothing more solid than that to let me know that Jing'er trusts me."

Me: "Actually, the problem between you is not only that Junior Sister Yuan doesn't feel safe enough from you, but also that you don't have the confidence to make Junior Sister Yuan feel safe."

Xie Qinwei: "...You are right, so Jing'er and I need to work hard together."

Me: "Let's make your way clearer together."

Xie Qinwei smiled: "Cultivation can also assist in love, it feels a bit miraculous."

Me: "When lovers become Taoist companions, it's not surprising that the auxiliary effect of cultivation is not surprising."

2934_About Taoist

Xie Qinwei: "The only way in life, the only way partner in life... It feels really solid, just imagining the golden core is warm. Shut up."

Close it, I won't pour cold water on you at this time and say that Elder Pei has two Taoist companions.

Xie Qinwei: "Actually..."

Me: "Why do you still have something to say to me? Aren't you in a hurry to chase after the Taoist companion?"

Xie Qinwei: "Don't interrupt, I'll discuss the Tao with you."

Me: "Okay, tell me."

Xie Qinwei: "You trust senior brother, don't you?"

Me: "Yes."

Xie Qinwei: "No matter what Eldest Brother plotted against you or used you, you can accept it, right?"

Me: "Yes."

Xie Qinwei: "There is no reaction in my heart at all, and I even actively cooperate with his calculations and utilization."

Me: "Well, yes, that's how I was sold by him and counted the money for him."

Xie Qinwei: "And the reason why Eldest Brother uses you so simply, even tells you his plan of use, and asks you to cooperate with him, is also because he believes that you will not resist, will not be uncooperative, and will definitely understand him. way of doing."

Me: "You have to ask him about this. Although I trust the big brother, I actually don't understand his brain circuit. The IQ gap is relatively large."

Xie Qinwei: "I mean, since you and senior brother trust each other so much, why don't you become a Taoist couple?"

Me: "Wow, a former straight man of steel asked such a question... Thank you fellow daoist, congratulations for your more tolerant attitude."

Xie Qinwei: "Answer well."

Me: "What's the answer? I'm willing to be used casually by my father, and my father also believes that no matter how much he uses me, I won't have any ties with him; in the same way, my brother and sister, Huigu Elders and other elders also have this level of trust, but is it possible for me to become a Taoist partner with them? Why are you so harsh when you tolerate it?"

Xie Qinwei: "Senior brother is different from them. Senior brother has no blood relationship with you, and is of the same generation as you."

Me: "Elder Huigu and I are not related by blood. The issue of seniority in Yunxia Sect has always been confusing."

Xie Qinwei: "Mrs. Huigu... is getting older."

Me: "You can just say she's old, it doesn't make any difference anyway, if she really minds, she will find an excuse to punish you if you are euphemistic."

Xie Qinwei: "Now we are talking about senior brother. After all, senior senior brother is of the same generation. Even if it is true, even if it is not calculated according to the chaotic seniority of Yunxiazong, he is also your peer."

Me: "Yes, my peers who are hundreds of years older."

Xie Qinwei: "Although it seems wrong for you to be so serious about your age, but back to the concept of peers, if you are a Nascent Soul cultivator, a few hundred years old is not too big a difference. Compared with ordinary people in their teens and 20s There's not much difference in age."

Me: "Congratulations for developing such a solid monk self-consciousness."

2935_ identification method

Xie Qinwei: "Thank you, but don't keep changing the topic. If you do this again, I'll think you're guilty."

Me: "Why am I guilty? As long as I want to, I'll even yell now that I want to be the Taoist companion of the big brother..."

Xie Qinwei and I were silent for a while, Xie Qinwei spoke first: "Brother, it's going to be bad."

Me: "Not necessarily, big brother has so many tricks... maybe he can handle it?"

Xie Qinwei: "Impossible. You underestimate the fighting power of crazy fans. Among other things, if half of the stewards refuse to cooperate with him, his senior brother's business will be suspended, and then the master master will be alarmed. Then the elders commented that 'private affairs affect public affairs, and he can't take on important responsibilities', and his status as a senior brother will be questioned. Wow, beauty, can you shout?"

Me: "You take the opportunity to usurp the throne?"

Xie Qinwei: "In the early years, I might try it. Now, I feel ashamed. If I really want to usurp the throne, I'm afraid I will be punished to death by the senior brother. Even if he loses the right of the senior brother, he will hang me. Suspense. If you can't beat him, you will be willing to bow down."

Xie Qinwei let out a long sigh, and then asked, "You really don't roar?"

Me: "Of course not, can things like Taoist companions be used as a joke?"

Xie Qinwei: "What makes you dissatisfied with the elder brother? You obviously trust him so much, and sometimes even rely on him."

Me: "There are many kinds of feelings, family, friendship, love, each of which has trust and dependence. Do you use love for everything? Do you have a little discerning ability?"

Xie Qinwei: "Then why doesn't your feeling for senior brother have to be that of a lover?"

Me: "There are many ways to identify. First, it is commonly used by the Acacia Sect, dreaming on the bed. Big Brother and I? Goosebumps all over the floor."

Xie Qinwei: "What about the second one?"

Me: "You're really persistent. Second, imagine if I'm with Eldest Brother, given how well he knows me, I can't even hide my private money, and I can't hide any secrets."

Xie Qinwei: "You can't hide it from him if the two of you are not together. I suspect that senior brother knows better than you why you get every contribution point."

No doubt, it is.

Me: "So, why should I find such a terrible Taoist companion for myself? Now that he is my guardian, it is natural and passive to be treated by my mother. It is fate, but if I become a Taoist companion...why would I cheat myself like this? ?”