Xiu Erdai's daily essays

2696_ absolutely impossible

Me: "Will it be destroyed? Xiao Sui is closely connected with my soul. When my consciousness is severely damaged, Xiao Sui will also be damaged."

Uncle Xiao: "Probabilities, maybe, not necessarily. It's the same now, when you use the xiaosui outside, what you expose to the outside is not the areas where things are placed, but the empty areas with nothing. So, even if If you are caught, the opponent must first break through the defense of this empty area, but at the same time, it may damage the small suit, which will cause damage to the items in the small suit."

Xiao Sui said to me: "I will build a quarantine area for external use."

The little uncle said to me: "Compared to the damage of the storage utensils and the loss of the contents inside, there is a more dangerous possibility that you haven't discovered? How did Xiao Sui show the storage space just now?"

Me: "...Through my body. At that moment, Xiao Sui shared my body with me to a certain extent. If this sharing is further tilted, it is possible that he will take over my body. He became me, and I was imprisoned in in his space."

Xiao Sui was anxious, and Qi Ling appeared in the main world, staring at the little uncle: "I never thought about it that way."

Before the little uncle responded, the punished disciples who couldn’t hear the communication between me and the little uncle because of the sound blocking, but kept looking at us first boiled:

"It's really two Pei beauties!"

"No wonder the elder brother wants to bully Xin Lingbao, and I will bully me if I have a chance."

"It looks softer than the real second son."

"The angry look is so cute, the second son rarely has such a big expression."

"Wait a minute, why are you angry? And angry at the little uncle?"

"He was bullied again. He was bullied and cried by the elder brother. What's the matter? Just look at the beauty. The second son is so calm, it must not be a big deal."

……

Junior Uncle: "Exactly the same appearance, after being replaced, there is no discomfort with the appearance."

Xiao Sui: "It is absolutely impossible for me to betray my master."

Little uncle: "Who can say what will happen in the future? There are always variables."

Pei Bing also came out, put his hands on the shoulders of Xiao Sui and me—he was taller than both of us—and said to the junior uncle: "Of course there are variables, just like Elder Qi, you may betray Yunxia Sect in the future, regardless of the probability No matter how small, there is always something.”

2697_ This 'who am I' question

Me: "Uncle Qi's betrayal of Yunxia Sect will destroy his Dao as a monk; if a Lingbao who fully recognizes his master betrays his master, it will destroy his foundation of existence as a Lingbao. A monk whose Dao is destroyed, even if he does not die, he can only practice from scratch ;Lingbao that has lost its foundation, even if it survives, it will be reset to zero, I don’t know if there is a second chance for the spirit to wake up.”

Little Martial Uncle: "There is another possibility. The little follower is closely connected with your soul. He does not replace you, but completely merges with you. His consciousness is your consciousness. You are completely indistinguishable from each other. You are still You, you are also storage objects; he is still him, and he has become you."

Me: "Lingbao is originally an extension of its owner. It is not an exaggeration to say that the little easy-going and Pei Bing are my avatars, and they have their own tendencies after they are born. They give back their tendencies to me, let I have a new understanding and become a new self, which is indeed a way of integration."

Little uncle: "Are you not afraid that one day you will no longer be you? Or do you know what you are?"

...I really don't like this kind of 'who am I' philosophical question.How about we continue to refine Tongming Fruit?How beautiful Tong Ming Guo is and how good it looks, what do you think?

Me: "A low-cultivation monk has a spirit treasure that fully recognizes the master, is there any negative effect?"

Junior Martial Uncle: "Leapfrogging requires paying a price. More gains correspond to more efforts; greater advantages correspond to greater burdens; windfalls come with the possibility of sudden death. It doesn't matter whether there are side effects or not. The important thing is whether you can bear it. If you can, the side effects will not exist, if you can't... it will be very troublesome."

I patted Pei Bing's head: "It's okay, work hard together, bear together. It's not me, it's all me, it's just me, it's okay."

The little follower threw himself into my arms, poked the little sword, and felt wronged: "I won't, I like the master the most, and I'm so timid, I wouldn't dare to do anything without the master."

Pei Bing grabbed Xiao Sui's lock of hair: "Courage can grow gradually. Moreover, imprisoning the master, making the master belong to you only, and only you can see the master. Think about it, isn't it very touching?"

This is a common blackening plot.

Xiao Sui opened Pei Bing's hand, rushed to pinch Pei Bing's neck, Pei Bing got into Xiao Sui's space, and Xiao Sui followed suit, only Mao Qiu and Xiao Jian remained calm: Mao Qiu flicked his tail in Xiao Sui Yawning, the little sword was still in my arms.

2698_big hands

Onlookers who were punished:

"If I say that although the face is the same, I prefer the changeable expression of the new Lingbao, will I be sorry for the second son?"

"No. The new Lingbao is called Sui Sui. I decided that starting today, the number one beauty in my heart will be Sui Sui. She can act like a baby. If only she could act like a baby with me."

"Suisui? Did Second Young Master call him Xiao Sui?"

"Those are all nicknames? What's your official name?"

"Based on the second son's naming method...Pei Sui?"

"It's not kind, it's frightening to have the surname Pei on it. It's called Sui Sui."

"I'm nostalgic, and I still like the second son better. I can't stand the excitement when I am surprised."

"Why do you need to distinguish? The Lingbao and the master are inseparable. I like the appearance of Sui Sui hugging the second young master. And haven't you noticed that Sui Sui's clothes are not only loosely tied, but he should only be wearing a coat , the inside is probably empty...hehehe..."

Mei Shuanli, who kept saying 'hee', was kicked to the No.11 floor.

Senior Brother Mei Shuanli, I am deeply impressed by you. Half of the little yellow articles about me in this sect are written by you directly, you are a technical consultant for [-]%, and you have passed [-]%. And I am not the only one written by you as yellow The protagonist of the text.How many times have you been fined for selling pornography?Still so flamboyant?

——The rules of this sect do not prohibit items related to circulation, but using real people to make up stories with color is a matter of infringement of reputation rights. If you don’t sue, you will definitely be punished, especially the evidence of Mei Shuanli’s crimes spread all over the world Zong, there is absolutely no possibility of false accusation.

I once wondered why Mei Shuanli didn't go to the Hehuan Sect. No matter how he looks, he is a talent of the Hehuan Sect. Even as a disciple of the Yunxia Sect, he has close contacts with the disciples of the Hehuan Sect.

The answer I got was: "Mei Shuanli originally wanted to, but he was fascinated by the beauty of the little uncle. After you were born, he even sighed that he was too wise when he chose the school."

Excluding my displeasure of being the protagonist of Huangwen, Mei Shuanli’s Huangwen is really well written, with both beauty and passion, desire and charm. I replaced my name with something else and read a lot... Cough, Well, I didn’t read the whole thing, basically I didn’t read the male-female ones. In the male-male ones, I was written as crying and weak, and I still had psychological barriers if I replaced the name with someone else. The main reason is that I don’t like sexual relations. One of them is too weak.

... No, put aside Huang Wen's question, what was the original topic?Oh, Xiao Sui blackened.

2699_Delusion of persecution

The little follower was fighting with Pei Bing... In the midst of unilaterally beating Pei Bing to no avail, he refuted me: "I won't blacken!"

Well, to correct the statement, 'assuming' Xiao Sui Heihua intends to replace me with a high degree of soul connection between us, and successfully replaced me, dominated my body while imprisoning my soul in his space, and then it will happen What?Also because our souls are highly connected, I can break his imprisonment on me, and then replace him and regain my own body.

Then there was a tug-of-war, the left hand hit the right hand, and we fought ourselves back and forth. In the end, we both got tired of fighting and lived together peacefully, or we were really tired of fighting and we died together.

Since he is my spirit treasure and I am his master, this affiliation determines that when we die together, Xiao Sui will be completely destroyed, and I will only be seriously injured, so our falling out will hurt Xiao Sui even more. Pei Bing stood on the little follower's side and fought against me together. When they took the branch line of "together to die together", they were still destroyed, and I was seriously injured.

In other words, for me, the worst case scenario is a serious injury.Of course, hurting the soul would indeed be miserable, but it is not irreparable, and it is even more impossible for such a tragic situation to happen, "My body was taken by the Lingbao, and I can only watch him replace me." This is not at all in line with Lingbao rules.

Xiao Sui: "I've said it many times, I can't!"

Pei Bing: "Calm down, he has persecution paranoia. In terms of 'thinking', he is no worse than Xing Xinyu who wrote a death report. Every day he practices swords, he has to think about his moves and hack himself to death. He is a little stronger than Xing Xinyu. Yes, he knows that these 'thoughts' are unreliable, so he won't say it out, so he maintains his external image, but internally, especially to us, his image is so little."

No 'every day' wants to hack yourself.

Pei Bing: "Once every three days on average? Sometimes three times a day."

……almost.

Xiao Sui: "But I am different to Master! I should be treated specially by Master!"

Uh... I even thought of many ways to kill myself by twisting my own nerves. As a part of me, it makes sense for you to be one of my suicide methods?

Xiao Sui continued to quarrel: "It doesn't make sense! I won't!"

Me: "Okay, you won't actually, but I've already thought about it, and I may continue to think about it in the future under the stimulation of certain scenes, and then?"