NOVEL WEB Four: And Then, The Dildos Attacked.
It was a sunny day, and Jimmithey Johnrey James was biking to school. It was a Tuesday, the first day of spring, and he had class math that morning.
It was his least favorite class, being something he found really boring. But despite that, he had a pretty big grin on his face.
He soon got to his school, seeing tons of students walking to the front doors. He parked his bike, put the bike lock on, and walked through the main entrance.
He decided to go straight to his classroom, noticing that the bell was going to ring in a few minutes.
He walked to his classroom, eventually reaching it as the bell rang. Jimmithey looked around the room, as all of his classmates were talking and relaxing next to each other.
He didn't have many friends, despite being friendly with everyone in his classes. But he had one person he would consider a genuine friend, and his name was Jack Hammy.
Jack was a fat fuck nerd, who read manga in class instead of paying attention. His favorite pastime was masturbating and he only left his house to hang out with Jimmithey or buy the newest manga volumes.
But despite being a bit of a freak, he was the only person who Jimmithey really could talk and be real with. To Jimmithey it seemed like you didn’t have to keep appearances up with him.
He was so close with him that Jimmithey even revealed his abilities to Jack. He has been able to keep a secret with the information, but asks a lot of strange questions about it sometimes.
He was currently reading a random book, stroking his fat chin with his other hand. Jimmithey dropped his bag on his seat, which was right in front of Jack and knocked on Jack’s desk.
“Huh? Oh damn. What’s up Jimmithey?” Jack asked as he put down his book. Jimmithey sat down on his chair and turned to Jack.
“Nothing much, just a normal morning.” Jimmithey responded, looking at Jack’s book. It had a bunch of half naked women on it, who were moaning next to tentacles. Jimmithey had no idea how Jack smuggled this into school.
“Nice son. Oh wait, dude. Do you have the homework from yesterday?!” Jack asked as he looked into his jumbled up bag, pulling out a wrinkled piece of homework. Jimmithey checked his bag and saw that he hadn’t done it either.
“Nah I didn’t do it. I was busy with my job and therapy and stuff. How come you didn’t, Jack? You have tons of free time.”
“Jimmithey, you know that once I get home, it’s gaming time. And, you know, fun time on the internet, with those new porn sites. Shit, you think we can do it quickly? The teacher isn’t here yet.” Jack replied, pulling out his pencil from his bag. Jimmithey nodded and began doing the work alongside him.
Jack was one of the few people who Jimmithey told about his crazy experiences from the past month or so.
Since he was a porn addict and too disconnected from the situation, he ignorantly said he wished he took Jimmithey's place with the magical girls and with Miss Milly. But Jimmithey was fine with it, being happy he had someone he could even vent to.
As they finished their work, Jimmithey looked at the back of the class, at an empty seat.
That was where Myusel used to sit, before she transferred to a different school and state apparently. She was his magical girl stalker, who was obsessed with Jimmithey. But, after Jimmithey had stood up to her and her friends, telling them to leave him alone, it seems she had lost interest in Jimmithey.
It also seemed the police had given up on looking for her. Jimmithey’s mom was pissed but he didn’t really care much anymore. He knew it was over and that he was safe.
In fact, it had been nearly five months since she had left the school. At first, most normal people in the city missed her, not knowing about her degenerate behavior.
But after some rumors spread about Myusel attacking one of the popular girls in the school named Reina Rionne, the public opinion on her has seemed to have gotten worse. No one missed her anymore, and the city continued on normally without the magical girls.
“I know you’re gonna disagree dude, but man I miss Myusel. She had a nice ass, dude, and her rack was at least, like, top five in the school.” Jack whispered to Jimmithey, noticing that he was looking back at her seat.
Jimmithey sighed, ignoring Jack’s horny and insensitive comments. He sat back on his chair, looking up at the front of the class. He began to pay attention to the boring lesson again.
The teacher had entered the classroom, coming back from their bathroom break. He had begun teaching something about derivatives, a subject Jimmithey had no interest in. Jimmithey began to zone out, looking at the window aside from him.
These days, the normal and mundane ones, were something he was grateful for now. He used to find it a bit boring but he now enjoyed the calmness and the freedom he felt. He didn’t have to worry about any magical girls attacking him, or anyone constantly assaulting him. It was peaceful.
He had begun to move on from those days, with the therapy his mom forced him to go to. He was addressing everything he felt wrong with himself and the things he went through. He knew his life wouldn’t be the same as before he Myusel.
He knew these wounds would take years to heal. His body and mind wouldn’t forget the misery he went through. But even then, he knew that one day his mind would reach a point of normalcy.
He had been tortured and abused, but now all of that hardship was over. It was behind him.
Could his life have been better if he hadn’t gone through all of this? Sure, but Jimmithey found that it was pointless to think of the what ifs and regret that past. Especially when he was so at peace in the present, in his normal and boring classroom.
But as Jimmithey turned to look at the ceiling lights, he heard a massive roar coming from outside. He gained back focus and turned around, seeing everyone get up and run to the window.
All of the class was huddled around the windows, wondering as to what it was. Loud murmuring and talking filled the classroom, soon being cut off by a loud scream.
“What the hell is that?!” One of the female students cried out, sweat dripping down her face.
“It’s huge dude!” A male student yelled inside of the crowd.
“Class! Calm down everyone and sit back down! It's nothing important!” The teacher yelled as they tried to get the student’s attention. But, the screaming and concern from the class only got louder. This made Jimmithey interested, walking up to the crowd.
“Hey hey. I wanna see this shit too.” Jack said as he began pushing through the crowd, Jimmithey followed him. They soon reached the front, directly in front of the windows. And it was a sight Jimmithey never expected to see.
It was a massive dark purple alien ship. It was in the shape of a massive veiny dildo and was floating a few miles away from the school, above a few buildings. Jimmithey’s jaw nearly dropped when he realized what it was.
“What the fuck is that?! A dick?!” Jack yelled as he put his head onto the window. The students were shocked, but weren’t freaking out as much as Jimmithey expected.
Well, that was until the ship began moving to the side.
It began moving faster and faster, crashing into a tall skyscraper that stood right next to it. Instead of breaking apart, it kept flying forward, destroying the large building.
And the worst thing was that it was aimed straight towards the school!
“HOLY SHIT!” The teacher screamed as he began to run out, the rest of the class following. Jimmithey began to follow the other students, but before he could reach the door, the massive dildo warship crashed straight into the side of the school!
A massive explosion went off and Jimmithey felt the floor under him break apart! He tried to use his powers to move around or catch someone, but as he activated them, a piece of concrete smashed into his head. He fell unconscious.
