When the Doctor Uses A Hack

Mo Li hung up the phone, feeling a bit uneasy!

At this moment, Lu Bin suddenly walked over, looked at Mo Li, and couldn't help but laugh:

"What's wrong with you? Looking so lost? Xiao Jia, did you upset your teacher again?"

Liao Jia was also puzzled, the teacher just made a phone call and ended up like this.

How would she know what happened?

But it must be related to yesterday's surgery!

What could make her teacher so out of sorts?

Mo Li looked at Lu Bin and couldn't help but ask, "Old Lu, when was the last time you published a paper with an impact factor of 10?"

Lu Bin was taken aback, his face reddening: "Ask another question, try again."

After all, Lu Bin hadn't published a paper with an impact factor over 10.

Otherwise, how could Mo Li have been the director!

Lu Bin was also a sharp knife at Xiehe.

It's just that his research abilities weren't as strong as Mo Li's, which is why he became the clinical director, while Mo Li is the department director.

Of course, it's just relatively lacking, still much stronger than most.

Mo Li seemed to sense the awkwardness too, gave a polite smile: "Sorry, I forgot you don't write papers."

Lu Bin felt offended, almost went to grab a scalpel out of anger!

Seeing this, Mo Li quickly said, "Let me tell you something."

"Yesterday, our liver source with a 16-hour cold ischemia time was operated on by the emergency center, Zhou Hongguang participated, but... he said he was just a bystander during the surgery, the core operation was done by Chen Cang!"

Lu Bin was stunned, the emergency center actually used that liver source!

He frowned and asked, "Chen Cang? That... Professor Chen from Xiehe? Was the surgery successful?"

Mo Li nodded, "Zhou Hongguang said it was probably the most successful surgery he's ever seen, but the liver had a 16-hour cold ischemia, the patient is still under observation, we should have results by tomorrow!"

Hearing Mo Li's words, Lu Bin couldn't help but fall silent for a moment.

"If this surgery succeeds, it could become a classic! 16-hour cold ischemia time and still successful, if it's just a coincidence, that's one thing, but if there are such skills and experience summarized, that's really impressive!"

After Lu Bin finished speaking, Mo Li also nodded seriously.

"By the way, is there a video of the surgery?" Lu Bin hurriedly asked.

Mo Li couldn't help but say, "That's why I was just stunned, after the surgery, Chen Cang left Zhou Hongguang with homework!"

As soon as he said this, Lu Bin burst into laughter, and even Liao Jia couldn't help but smile wryly.

"Homework? What's that all about?"

"Professor Chen is too adorable!" Liao Jia also couldn't help but laugh, "Actually giving Director Zhou homework!"

Mo Li shook his head with a wry smile, "Adorable? Chen Cang is not adorable at all!"

"This homework is even less adorable, it's cruel, asking Zhou Hongguang to write a paper with an impact factor over 10, do you think... that's adorable?"

Suddenly, everyone was dumbfounded.

This is beyond not adorable!

It's inhumane.

Chen Cang is too ruthless, isn't he?

A hepatobiliary surgery paper with an impact factor of 10?

Even the journal "Liver Transplantation" only has an impact factor of 5!

Liao Jia's face changed, he racked his brain for a long time and finally thought of the only hepatobiliary journal system with over 10 impact factor: "Hepatology"!

Mo Li let out a wry smile, "The only 'Hepatology' in the liver and gallbladder field only has an impact factor of 11, but now the number of submissions has been lined up until next year."

Lu Bin couldn't help but complain, "I originally thought Professor Chen was pretty good, but after hearing this, I suddenly don't want to meet him at all!"

Seeing this, Mo Li continued, "But... do you know Zhou Hongguang's attitude when I called him?"

Lu Bin rolled his eyes, "Isn't it obvious, must be despair! Inhumane despair! 10 points, if it were that easy, I would be the director!"

Mo Li shook his head, "Of course not, when I called, Zhou Hongguang seemed very excited, seemed inspired and full of ideas, he didn't doubt Chen Cang at all, nor himself, he seemed to think 10 points shouldn't be hard!"

With these words, Lu Bin was left speechless.

"Zhou Hongguang must have lost it!"

Mo Li said, "What I mean is, after work tomorrow noon, we'll go over, find Chen Cang, and by the way, copy the surgery video."

Lu Bin nodded.

He also wanted to know, what on earth did Zhou Hongguang experience?

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...

They say good deeds get rewarded in the end.

This saying is really true.

That day, Old Ma got a boil!

If in most cases, a hero like Old Ma wouldn't be troubled by a boil.

But this particular boil, thriving after Old Ma's long-term sitting, put Old Ma in a position where he dared not sit down recently!

During the morning handover.

Yu Yonggang, with a dark expression, looked at Old Ma: "Ma Yuehui, do you have a problem with me? Everyone is sitting down, but you're standing!"

Old Ma was really wronged to tears, "Boss, I... I have a boil on my butt!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone burst into laughter.

And Yu Yonggang was also in a mix of laughter and tears.

This isn't some rare disease.

After all, long-term sitting, people like Old Ma who sweat a lot, also referred to as 'moist', it's not rare for a boil to develop after a long time sitting.

Good deeds come with good rewards.

Old Ma, such a kind-hearted person, is finally getting his reward at this time!

"Director Ma, let me cut the boil for you!"

"Yes, Director Ma, don't worry, let me do it!"

"Director Ma, pick me, I can also remove hemorrhoids, I'll cut the boil for you and remove your hemorrhoids for free."

Old Ma looked at this group of young doctors whose eyes were gleaming, and even their hands were a bit restless!

Seeing this, Yu Yonggang also suddenly cleared his throat and laughed, "Well... Director Ma, let's keep it internal!"

That one phrase 'internal' thoroughly amused everyone in the office.

The head nurse also laughed and said, "That's right, Team Leader Ma, by then I'll arrange a skilled intern to change your dressing!"

Ma Yuehui was on the verge of tears, arguing was futile.

This boil was finally going to be handled internally in his own department.

Old Ma looked at Chen Cang and said, "Director, I'll have Chen Cang operate on me!"

Chen Cang was stunned for a moment, thinking about Old Ma's butt, Chen Cang immediately wanted to refuse.

But before he could speak, Yu Yonggang agreed, "Approved!"

Only then did Old Ma breathe a sigh of relief, looked at Chen Cang and said, "Kid... just cut the boil, don't mess around!"

Chen Cang gave a cold smile.

Once you're on my table (operating table), you've got to listen to me.

Immediately, Chen Cang said to the head nurse, "Order a test for AIDS, syphilis... sexually transmitted diseases for Team Leader Ma."

Old Ma became wary, "Chen Cang! What are you planning!?"

Everyone burst into laughter.