The Unemployed Demon Lord

"Of course it's a cursed relationship..." Merlin put down the newspaper and said calmly to his sister.

That's right!

It was that damned curse!

I always thought that the job of the Demon King was great, and it was very in line with my life philosophy of eating and waiting to die.

Food and drink are served every day, and life is carefree.

As soon as the curse strikes, a brave man will come to die and keep himself alive.

But it turns out that there is only a dead end to sit and eat.

It may be that I have killed too many brave men, which has caused the level of brave men to drop greatly in recent years, and even those who are less than "holy rank" can be brave men.

Killing these weak bastards will not alleviate my curse in the slightest.

"Heart...does it hurt again?" Lilith asked worriedly, tears almost pouring out.

"A little bit..." Merlin covered his heart, and felt a shrunken feeling, which was a sign of the onset of the curse.

"How could this happen?!" Sitting next to Merlin, Lilith asked urgently, "Is there no way to save it?"

"It seems that there is really no other way except to kill people to continue their lives. The strength of the Holy See has been declining day by day in the past few years. I have forgotten how many brave men I have cut down. It is reasonable to be facing the situation of sitting and eating mountains and empty mountains." Merlin said It was very relaxed, even though he knew he was going to die, he seemed extremely calm.

"Then what should I do? I don't want my brother to die. After my mother dies, my brother is my only relative." Lilith grabbed the hem of her skirt and began to cry.

Merlin's head was full of black lines, thinking that it was because of this that a creature like a sister seemed super troublesome!

He didn't want to complain about Lilith, but stroked her head.

"Don't worry, my brother won't die. I have already decided to repel the Holy See's crusade, so I will leave the Demon King's Palace and go outside for a walk to see the world. I am ashamed to say that I have never walked out of the death swamp. .”

Form is critical, and that's my choice.

I can't wait to die here, I want to get out.

Looking for someone who can fight me, at least have the qualifications to renew my life.

Besides, I have already been fired by the council, and my life is a problem without a job, so how can I happily eat and wait to die?

So I want to go out to find a job, earn more money, and lay a good foundation for my future life in another world.

You ask me why I don't go to rob when I lack money?

Please, can you be a little level, as an arrogant monarch, why would I do such a low-level thing.

Stealing the enemy's money is called seizure, no problem, but robbing innocent people of money is called bullying. I can't do such a shameful thing, rubbish.

Besides, I'm lazy and have advanced cancer, I don't want to deal with troublesome things, if I offend someone, a group of flies will come to harass me every day, is it annoying?

"What!? Brother... you want to leave here..."

When Lilith heard Merlin's decision to leave the Demon King's Palace, she suddenly lost her mind.

She had never heard her brother mention this matter, and it was really hard to accept it suddenly.

Lilith knew that Merlin had never left the Death Swamp, which is commonly known as squatting at home, but if he suddenly wanted to leave, could he survive outside?She was deeply suspicious.

Merlin raised his eyelids, and sensed that a large amount of magic power was approaching, apparently the crusaders were coming.

"Lilith, the crusade army is coming soon, can you help my brother defend it?"

"Yes, yes, but it's really rare for my brother to ask me to take the initiative to attack." Lilith regained her senses a little bit, and felt that it was important to repel the crusading army. As for the matter of her brother leaving the Demon King's Palace, we will talk about it later.

"This..." Merlin's expression was awkward, and he hesitated to speak.

"I see, this time it must be a group of miscellaneous fish, not worthy of my brother's action, right?" Lilith seemed to figure out what her brother meant, "I'm going to kill this group of domestic animals right now!"

Merlin pursed his lips, a drop of cold sweat dripped from his forehead, thinking

not like this.

I'm a late-stage lazy cancer who just doesn't want to move!

But it's kind of embarrassing to say it, so let's just say it...

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Chapter 2:

It was cloudy and rainy.

The crusading army of the Holy See in silver armor, like termites emerging from a nest, marched towards the First Demon King's Hall with arrogance.

They raised the banner of the Holy Crusader, trampled down the obstacles along the way, everything seemed overwhelming, and the earth trembled.

High above the sky, a white whale is flying in the sky, wearing an angel's golden halo on its head, and its tail fin spread out like wings.

It is huge, with a huge shadow covering the sky and the sun, so it has to be bound by twenty bucket-thick iron chains and pulled by a hundred earth dragons.

"Remember the teachings of the Goddess of Light!"

"All evil in the world will be destroyed by light!"

"Fight for the goddess! May my body turn into a raging flame and burn all the demons!"

"In the name of the goddess Maria! Give all warriors infinite glory!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah~!!"

The archbishop in red stood on a towering chariot, holding a scripture and giving an impassioned speech, gesturing the cross with his hand still on his body.

Inspired, the soldiers raised their spears and responded with a loud voice, no different from thunder on the ground.

"Amen!!"

Emmmm......

How do I feel like I've joined a cult?

It's better to defeat the devil early, take the money and leave.

Alice, who was standing at the forefront of the subjugation army, thought so.

Her helmet covered her face, and her white cloak was as spotless as snow. She was wearing gold and silver mithril armor, which was finely crafted and covered with magic patterns. It was priceless at first glance.

This is the benefit that Alice promised to defeat the Demon King. As a hero of the 233rd generation, regardless of strength, the first thing to do is to be handsome!

Although Alice is not very old, she has learned a whole body of skills from her teacher. After her strength reaches a high level, she can't wait to go down the mountain and want to make a fortune on her own.

Before leaving, she stole the teacher's hidden sword "Song of Light". This rapier is known as the holy sword and can cause 200% damage to dark creatures.

After going down the mountain, Alice realized that it is difficult to move in this world without money, and she regretted stealing the holy sword. If she had known earlier, she would have stolen some gold coins.

The impoverished Alice has no choice but to choose to be called to become a brave man. As long as she defeats the devil, the gold coins given by the Holy See can make her have no worries in her next life.

In a short time, I will be able to get a promotion and raise my salary, become the head of the delegation, become the archbishop, marry Gao Fushuai, and reach the pinnacle of my life. Thinking about it, I am a little excited!

Alice hid her face under the helmet, showing a very weird smile.

"Master Brave, the battle is about to start, are you ready?"

The archbishop asked suddenly, interrupting Alice's thoughts.

"Ah? I...Of course I'm ready, I'm just a little worried..."

"What are you worried about?" The archbishop raised his white eyebrows, exuding the pressure of a superior.

"Lucifer III seems to be very strong. I heard that the crusades in the past three years have all been wiped out without exception. We..." Alice paused, hesitating, "Can we really win?"

"The warriors of the Goddess of Light will not fail! We will definitely win this time!" The archbishop's eyes were bloodshot and full of obsession.

"Why... why are you so sure?" Alice asked suspiciously.

"Because I am the survivor of the last crusade! Lucifer III is not that powerful at all! The reason for the failure is that we were not well prepared, and we did not have a strong warrior like you to help us!" the archbishop said seriously.

Hearing the archbishop praise her strength, Alice couldn't help but feel a little elated, like her high-level strength is rare in the mainland, and she is already the best.

Maybe that Lucifer III is not as powerful as rumored at all, it's just that the brave men in the past are too weak.

"And we are not the same anymore, Lord Brave, look!" the archbishop raised his arm, pointing to the sky.

Alice followed the direction of the archbishop's finger and saw the restrained white whale, whose huge body gave off infinite pressure.

"This white whale is a siege fortress carefully built by the Holy See for a hundred years! It has unparalleled power in the entire continent! One blow is enough to blast a city to pieces!" It danced fiercely and sang loudly, "Ah~! It is the most powerful! The most beautiful! The most awe-inspiring weapon! It represents the highest masterpiece of the Holy See! The crystallization of the wisdom of countless people! What a wonderful artificial creature!"

Alice didn't speak, and looked up at the white whale in a daze.

She felt that the white whale had no sense of beauty at all, and was even a little deformed.

Although she could feel the dangerous power fluctuations, she was skeptical about the power of this artificial weapon.

The large troop of the crusading army had already reached the gate of the Demon King's Palace, where groups of demons were roaring, their sharp fangs and powerful black membrane wings flapped and flew into the air.

It turns out that the Demon King's army has already assembled again. Their hungry eyes are red, and they can't wait to suck the blood of human beings. They are full of fighting spirit, and their hunger turns them into wild beasts.

The demons of the Demon King's Army soared upwards, pressing down on a large area, like a dark cloud gathered by flies, directly pressing over!

"Master Brave, feel honored!" The archbishop raised his staff and pointed it at the overwhelming demon army. "Witness the strongest masterpiece in the history of the Holy See, and it will make its debut here!"

The ancient chant sounded in Alice's ears, and the archbishop shook his staff.

The white whale in the sky twisted in a strange posture, as if being summoned by some kind, and made a baby-like cry, which made people get goosebumps all over.

Its tail fins were all open, crazily devouring the magic power in the air, slightly distorting the space, and even the golden halo above its head turned into a violent crimson.

What's with this sense of danger?

The concentration of magic power is unheard of!

Could it be that artificial weapons have reached the power of the holy rank? ?

Alice subconsciously tensed up, sending out alarm signals frequently in her heart.

Just when she was confused about the situation, the Archbishop let out a roar

"Go to hell! You dirty and vile demons!!"

Bai Ying opened his mouth wide, and directly sprayed out a concentrated magic cannon!

The brilliance is stronger than the sun, enough to tear apart heavy dark clouds.

The enormous power made the hearts of everyone present tremble, and even the souls knelt down early, surrendering to the great power.