The Unemployed Demon Lord

Unemployed Demon King Author: Karma Dance

【brief introduction】:

Merlin: "My wife Alice is an idiot. They say she has big breasts and no brains. She is a washboard warrior who is also very brainless. She thinks she is a little guard of justice all day long, but in fact, she is stinging her feet!"

Alice: My husband Merlin is an idiot. They all say he is mentally retarded. This porn mad king is full of YY in his head. "

The relationship between the two looks so good ( ° △ °|||)︴

Merlin: "Get out!" Alice: "Get out!"

Volume 1 Crusade Chapter [-]:

Southern mainland coast.

The blue waves came in bursts and washed on the beach.

Seagulls spread their wings, skimmed the boats moored below, and looked down on the man and woman.

The blond man is called Merlin, the former head of the First Demon King Hall.

The silver-haired woman is Alice, the 233rd generation hero of the Holy See.

After going through a series of twists and turns, the two spent three days and three nights rowing the boat before crossing the strait and coming here.

"Do you really want this?"

Alice bit her trembling lips, faintly losing color, her eyes full of humiliation and unwillingness.

"Take off quickly, don't force me to be rough, I'm still quite a gentleman."

Merlin was expressionless, holding his hand on the handle of the knife, as if he was about to pull out the knife at any time, "Goo..."

Alice let out a mournful cry from the depths of her throat, never expecting to encounter such a thing.

She covered her chest with her hands, her face flushed, as if she was about to be raped.

Alice raised her head and took a peek at Merlin. Although her face was expressionless, it became extremely obscene and erotic in her eyes.

Poor Alice seemed to have predicted the scene where her chastity would be defiled by the devil, and there were crystal tears in her eyes.

If I had known this, I wouldn't be a bullshit hero, and I would still encounter such a humiliating thing...

Merlin frowned, tilted his head, his mind was full of question marks, he couldn't understand the situation at all?

Under pressure, Alice got down to business.

He took off the white silk cloak printed with the Holy See pattern, took off the expensive mithril light armor, took off the black stockings, and untied the tulle-like underwear.

Even the pink chubby times were folded obediently and placed on top.

The fair skin and the sunshine, the soft and delicate body curves are exquisitely crafted, the silver hair is full of intricate threads, and the shabby washboard on the chest...

The girl's naked body is undoubtedly exposed, highlighting the perfect combination of strength and beauty, and every inch of skin can make people imagine.

Alice knelt on the beach, her cheeks were flushed and charming.

She covered her washboard with one hand, and covered her breasts with the other. The huge sense of shame made the girl's mind go blank.

Alice shivered against the slightly salty sea breeze.

The majestic generation of brave men was robbed by the devil just like that? !

the cause of all this,

I have to start from three days ago...

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The camera is here, and the camera is here.

cough!

My name is Merlin.

The third master of the first Demon King Hall.

Ordinary village names call me the Great Demon King of the First Hall, and the guys in the Holy See call me Lucifer III who opens cheats.

Although I have many names, only I know that I am a person who was forcibly dragged to another world by the altar, commonly known as a time traveler, with 99999999... 999 skill points.

I was very helpless about this, anyway, I am also the captain of the Wudaobar team, why did this kind of bad luck happen to me?

The worst thing is not traveling to another world, but that I have been cursed.

As time goes by, my heart will gradually shrink.

Although I am very strong, I pulled out the magic sword "Vientiane Jialuo"

But still, my heart would shrink and I would die naturally.

please don't...

I'm only now, I've only been a Demon King for three years, and I don't want to die yet!

Ah, by the way, let me explain, the demon race is equal to the fact that human beings are almost two hundred years old, which means that I am already an old guy who is almost two hundred years old.

Just when I thought I would die in a different world because of the curse, by chance, I discovered the secret of the sword "Vientiane Jialuo".

It can last!

Please don't get me wrong, it's not the kind of membrane method that can extend your life for a second just by lifting your black-rimmed glasses.

Instead, killing a powerful enemy will relieve my shrinking heart and prolong my life for a period of time.

The stronger the enemy, the longer the life span will be, such as "holy rank" magicians and warriors.

As for the following high-level, middle-level, and low-level opponents, it doesn't matter if I don't mention it, it will have no effect on the continuation of my life.

According to my guess, as long as I can kill the strongest person in the different world, my curse can be lifted.

But unfortunately, I haven't encountered it so far.

And those so-called warriors of the Holy See, the hope of mankind, are all ants who like to talk about being heroes. Although they are also "holy ranks", they are almost weak and vulnerable.

I've been looking forward to it!

One day I will meet the strongest in another world and defeat him.

In this way, I can lift the curse and not have to live in fear every day.

But now, I can only kill people while dawdling in another world...

"elder brother!"

A voice like a silver bell sounded from behind Merlin, interrupting his thoughts.

Merlin looked back and saw a girl wearing a finely crafted evening gown, holding up the hem of the skirt, her long pink hair cascading down like a waterfall, with waves at the end, giving her a playful look.

That beautiful face is full of innocence, like a holy angel blowing a golden horn to usher in the morning sun, but what is surprising is that when she smiles, she shows a bit of coquettishness, which can easily make people fascinated.

The girl's name is Lilith, she is a powerful succubus, one of the seven generals of the First Demon King Hall, and also Merlin's own sister.

Merlin was deeply embarrassed by this. He was an only child in the real world, but he had a younger sister in another world.

There is no doubt that it is indeed my sister.

Merlin is a soul traveler, and after waking up, he becomes a blond man, and because the soul is a human being, the abilities and characteristics of the demons are gone, except for being handsome, he has no advantage in hair!

A normal demon king has horns on his head, but Merlin is good, he doesn't even have a spot of baldness on his head, if he hadn't had complete household registration information, he would have been roasted on the fire by other demons long ago.

At the beginning, Merlin was very kind to Lilith, and thought it was great to have a younger sister. As an only child in the real world, he still yearned for brothers and sisters.

But as time went by, this feeling faded away. My sister is just the kind of creature dangling in front of my eyes. It's super troublesome to take care of me when I have nothing to do.

At this time, someone will definitely jump out and shout

Orthopedics Orthopedics Orthopedics!

Hey hey, wake up friends, it's time to move bricks.

Mei Lin said that the orthopedics department is all fake, and if she really has a younger sister, she won't have such a naive idea.

Meilin is almost two hundred years old, and he has already passed the naive period of thinking about orthopedics and opening a harem.

His mentality towards the opposite sex is, women are so troublesome, I just want to support my family and wait for my death.

"Brother!" Lilith's pretty face was flushed, and she ran up to Merlin excitedly, holding up the hem of her skirt, "What did you say to yourself in the mirror just now? I feel so stupid."

"Two!? Cough!" Merlin coughed lightly to hide his embarrassment, "Lilith, you are too young to understand my sadness, brother, I am not at the age of suffering from the second illness..."

"Sorrow?" Lilith raised her chin with her fingers, showing doubts, "Is it really the fact that the term of the devil king has expired?"

"Although it has something to do with it, but the main reason is not this..." Merlin sat on the luxurious big bed, picked up the Demon Daily and read it

The so-called devil king's term of office is up, it's all fake.

The real reason can be seen from the front page of this newspaper.

"The third demon king, Simon Mammon, successfully robbed the Holy See's northern treasury!"

"Fifth Devil Lord Ronald Beelzebub, arrested in a fit of rage!"

"The seventh demon king, Mike Bellier, has been dormant for 20 years, breaking the demon record!"

I think everyone understands this. The other demon kings are all talented and general, and they frequently make headlines to show their presence.

There is also that weird thing, I can make headlines by sleeping, and I am scolded as lazy and terminal cancer as soon as I sleep.

I have never been in the headlines, and I say I am envious, but I am really envious.

Every time the crusade against the Holy See was overthrown, the other demon kings stole the limelight, causing the prestige of the first demon king's hall to drop again and again.

Thinking about it carefully, I'm fucking harder than Wang Feng!The whole world is stopping me from making headlines!

So it's not that the term of the Demon King has expired, but that the Council of Elders has voted to deactivate me. In layman's terms, it is...

I'm fucking fired!

It's so simple and rude, I don't have any skills, my life will be worrying in the future.

"Brother, it's not that the term of the Demon King has expired. What's the reason?" Lilith interrupted Merlin's thoughts, her expression was full of worry, her brother was the person she cherished the most.