The star is legit but sick.

Chapter 543: The king of kings vs. the intestines

Tang Bohu knelt on the ground, tapped a small teacup with a chopstick, and began to read.

"Madam, I originally lived on the edge of the city of Suzhou. I had a house and fields at home, and my life was full of joy~"

"Who knew that Tang Bohu was so arrogant and merciless that he colluded with the government to occupy my big house and seize my land~"

……

With Tang Bohu's voice, everyone at the scene shook their heads in accordance with Tang Bohu's rhythm. In the end, Tang Bohu even used the bench as a drum set to beat.

This performance is also a classic segment in "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance". The lotus falling scene on Jiang Xiaodao in "Wulin Gaiden" was actually copied from "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance".

Mrs. Hua was directly conquered by Tang Bohu's performance.

Qiuxiang also took this opportunity to intercede for Tang Bohu. Tang Bohu became a book boy and got the name Hua'an.

Tang Bohu used a little trick to capture two imbeciles in Washington. The teacher in Washington thought Tang Bohu was coming to steal his job, so he even took out a knife to show off.

As a result, as soon as the knife was taken out, Taishi Hua pushed open the door and entered. The teacher's knife was inserted directly into his stomach, and he died.

The more Lin Shuo looked down, the more solemn his eyes became.

The baggage of this movie is too much and dense, and the laughter in the theater really never stopped.

And so far, no one has left.

These baggage and the plot are blended together, seemingly nonsensical, but not obtrusive at all.

Tang Bohu also used the opportunity of Taishi Hua to kill the teacher and became a senior scholar in Washington.

This status is already the same as Sixiang's status in Washington, and his relationship with Qiuxiang has also heated up rapidly.

But no matter what, Qiu Xiang didn't believe that Hua An was Tang Bohu.

People don't want to believe that this servant is the romantic and talented Tang Bohu.

At this time, the housekeeper in Washington caught a man who claimed to be Tang Bohu. This man was Zhu Zhishan.

Under Tang Bohu's operation, Zhu Zhishan's life was saved.

Mrs. Hua said: "Pomegranate, take him to the woodshed and take good care of him."

Mrs. Hua, who had always been serious about words and expressions, had a playful smile on her face and said, "It's up to you!"

Sister Pomegranate said excitedly: "Thank you madam for the reward!"

Zhu Zhishan was frightened and exclaimed: "Don't mess around, I'm a virgin!"

When Tang Bohu went to rescue Zhu Zhishan, Zhu Zhishan was already sweating profusely. It was obvious that he had just fought with Sister Shiliu.

Then more exciting scenes came.

Sister Pomegranate wore two coconut shells on her chest and tied a rope around her body, and she played a little erotic game with Zhu Zhishan.

Because Zhu Zhishan said before that he was Tang Bohu, at this moment, Qiuxiang's fan filter for Tang Bohu was completely shattered.

At this time, the scene changed and Prince Ning came to Washington with his people.

Lin Shuo cheered up, the movie was about to enter its climax.

Prince Ning came to Washington with Duochang and the fatal scholar. He said he was here to give gifts, but in fact he wanted to get rid of the great enemy of Taishi Hua.

The topic of discussion between the two parties finally fell on Tang Bohu.

Mrs. Hua used Prince Ning to expose Zhu Zhishan's false identity and killed two birds with one stone.

In this plot, the image of Mrs. Hua is completely established. She is not a person who only knows how to use force, but a brave and resourceful person. Even Taishi Hua listens to Mrs. Hua many times.

Prince Ning was still aggressive and sent out a pair of Chuanchang to compete with the people in Washington.

He smiled and said to Chuanchang: "There are three masters in one village and two li. They don't know the four books, five classics and six meanings, but they dare to teach seven or eighty-nine students. It's very bold."

But the people in Washington are obviously not well-educated, and they are simply not worthy of this couple.

At the critical moment, Tang Bohu made a brilliant appearance.

He walked into the house with brisk steps and said with a smile, "Let me try."

On earth, Tang Bohu's next match was "Nine out of ten families are poor, and they only scraped together eighty-two-seven cents, six cents, five cents and four cents, and they were half-hearted and first-class obscene."

Obviously, the number of words in the first couplet does not match the number of words in the first couplet, and it is not neat at all. This is also a flaw in the film.

Before the Internet, viewers would not have cared about these details.

But in the Internet age, such problems will undoubtedly be amplified by the Internet.

So in the end Xu Ye adjusted the content of the second line.

Tang Bohu said calmly: "Nine out of ten households are poor and eight out of ten are lazy. They can only scrape together seven cents, six cents and five cents. How can they hide their four, three or two intentions? They are so vulgar."

The essence of this pair is to be very bold and nasty.

If you say that Washington is very bold about Chuanchang, then I will say that you are first-class obscene.

When this pair came out, all the eyes of the audience were focused on Tang Bohu.

Dui Chuanchang walked out on his own initiative and said, "I am Dui Chuanchang, the No. 1 scholar of seven provinces and a staff general, nicknamed the King of Duichuangchang. Who is your Excellency?"

Tang Bohu pushed Taishi Hua away and said with a smile: "I have been studying for two years, and I am a lost little book boy in the world, Hua An." The background music became exciting, and Chuanchang and Hua An walked in circles, and finally the two stood face to face. Together, the distance between the mouth and the mouth is less than three centimeters.

Just when the atmosphere was extremely tense, the two of them pouted.

Not to mention being a character in a movie, the audience in the theater was stunned.

Lin Shuo couldn't hold it back and laughed again.

He was already a bit screwed up now, and he couldn't help it at all.

There is too much baggage in the movie. If you can endure it once, can you endure it the second time?

You can hold it back, but so many people in the theater are laughing, can you still hold it in?
Just laugh.

I, Lin Shuo, am dying of laughter today, and I will never admit that your movie is good!
Next, the drama begins with the exciting literary fight between Chuan Chang and Tang Bohu.

Xi Chuanchang took a step back and said, "In the picture, the dragon doesn't roar and the tiger doesn't roar. The little book boy is ridiculous."

Tang Bohu said calmly: "On the chessboard, the chariot has no wheels and the horse has no boundaries. I call the general to be on guard."

Lin Shuo's eyes widened instantly.

Even ordinary people can feel that this pair is very good.

Dui Chuanchang continued: "The orioles, swallows, swallows, emeralds and reds are everywhere in harmony."

Tang Bohu said: "Rain, rain, wind, wind, flowers, flowers and leaves come and go every year."

Prince Ning was already nervous.

Chuanchang also realized that the little book boy in front of him was extraordinary.

He pondered for a few seconds and then said: "My thoughts are with you, my country, and my country."

Tang Bohu smiled and said: "Look at it with eight eyes, enjoy the flowers, the moon and the fragrance of autumn."

Qiuxiang lowered her head shyly when she heard this.

He waved the folding fan in his hand and continued, "I am so majestic and brave."

Tang Bohu said calmly: "You are a dirty bitch, half of your glans is exposed."

The speed of this section is still very fast.

Already unable to resist the intestinal piercing, he said angrily: "I, the great staff general, will lose to you as a book boy?"

He rushed to Tang Bohu, his face already covered with sweat.

"Plant a tree on your grave."

Tang Bohu: "Your bathtub is filled with fish."

Regarding Chuanchang: "The fish fat and fruit are ripe and enter my belly."

Tang Bohu: "Your mother is here to cook."

After he finished speaking, he couldn't bear the pain anymore. He sat down on the ground and sprayed blood mist from his mouth.

Tang Bohu said with a smile: "Playing with each other is just for fun, but today, Brother Chuanchang actually vomited dozens of taels of blood. This is unprecedented. I admire you."

He also took out a small folding fan and fanned it around, making it very noisy.

In this battle, Taishi Hua showed his majesty, but Prince Ning still refused to give up and took out a picture of spring trees and autumn frost for Taishi Hua to taste.

He said he was taking the painting, but he was actually asking the fatal scholar to take action.

Mrs. Hua fought with the deadly scholar.

Sixiang got under the table to check the situation, but was hit by the fatal scholar's leg beyond recognition.

Fortunately, Tang Bohu used Huanwo Piaopiaoquan to restore Qiuxiang's beauty.

It is worth mentioning that Xiao Xu did not use a substitute in this part, and she even enjoyed the process of pretending to be ugly.

Lin Shuo's heart bleeds as he watches Tang Bohu's series of punches land on Xiao Xu's face.

The deadly scholar took advantage of Mrs. Hua's inattention and kicked her.

Tang Bohu immediately took action to stop the deadly scholar, but the picture of spring trees and autumn frost was torn to pieces.

In desperation, Tang Bohu said that King Ning's picture of spring trees and autumn frost was fake because the real one was in Washington.

He immediately went to the studio with Qiuxiang and drew a picture of spring trees and autumn frost on the spot.

Qiu Xiang also realized that Hua An's identity was not simple.

When the real picture of spring trees and autumn frost was taken out, Prince Ning left Washington in anger.

But the matter is not over yet, the deadly scholar promised to kill these people within three days.

Lin Shuo's face was serious.

"At this point, the plot has basically unfolded. After these people arrive, Tang Bohu will show up and save everyone, and then marry Qiuxiang. That's the end of it."

From Lin Shuo's point of view, it would be a bit difficult to create laughter here.

The plot has reached its end, what else can I write?
(End of this chapter)