Chapter 544: Rank 9 Sesame Official, so stay tuned!
Chapter 544: Ninth Grade Sesame Official, so stay tuned!
Tang Bohu made great achievements and enjoyed top-notch services from the two silly young masters in Washington. At this time, Mrs. Hua came to find Tang Bohu.
Mrs. Hua smiled and said: "Hua An, you have done a great job. Here is a cup of thousand-year-old ginseng tea. It is very tonic. Drink it."
Tang Bohu drank the ginseng tea in one gulp.
Later, Mrs. Hua directly exposed Tang Bohu's identity.
Originally Tang Bohu didn't admit it, but Mrs. Hua said that as long as he admitted it, Qiuxiang would be betrothed to Tang Bohu, and Tang Bohu finally admitted his identity.
Tang Bohu said seriously: "Yes, I am both beautiful and intelligent, the embodiment of hero and chivalry, Tang Bohu."
But when Tang Bohu finished speaking, a group of people from Washington immediately came in and surrounded Tang Bohu.
Mrs. Hua laughed and said: "Tang Tianhao, you are such a heartless person. I couldn't kill you back then, but today I killed your son to vent my hatred."
The audience remembered another enemy of the Tang family mentioned by Tang's mother before, and it was definitely Mrs. Hua.
Tang Bohu laughed and said: "Don't blame me for being too frank. You want to take my Tang Bohu's life just based on these rotten sweet potatoes and stinky bird eggs? Isn't it too childish, madam?"
Mrs. Hua also laughed and said, "Let me tell you, the cup of ginseng tea you just drank has been poisoned by me with the most amazing poison in the world, and you will die in one day."
Tang Bohu's hat stood up in fear.
One wave after another arises, and the foreshadowing of the enemy that was laid before is about to be filled in here.
Tang Bohu's intelligence came into play again at this moment.
Tang Bohu said with a smile: "The most strange poison in the world, will you die on the day it comes to you? It should be the smiling half-step mania of our Tang family."
Mrs. Hua said: "Nonsense, the powder that kills us in one day is made from seven different kinds of poisonous insects, plus crane crown red, which is refined for seventy-seven forty-nine days. It is colorless and odorless, and kills people without a trace."
Tang Bohu: "Our smiling half-step epilepsy is made of honey, Sichuan clams, Platycodon grandiflorum, and Tianshan snow lotus. It does not require refrigeration and has no preservatives. In addition to being highly toxic, it also tastes delicious."
When he said the last sentence, Tang Bohu turned his head and looked at the camera.
Mrs. Hua also turned to look at the camera and said: "Anyone who eats our food and loses his life in one day will lose all his martial arts within one day, his meridians will flow backwards, his thoughts will be wild, and he will become obsessed, and finally his blood vessels will burst and die."
The two of them looked at the camera, which was equivalent to looking at the audience on the big screen in the cinema.
The audience was dumbfounded.
This is so good, why are you still delivering goods live?
Lin Shuo was also stunned.
Are you sick!
Why does a poison have a product introduction?
Tang Bohu continued: "That's right. As the name suggests, friends who suffer from Smiling Half-Step Epilepsy must not walk even half a step or smile, otherwise their whole bodies will explode and die. It is really like traveling at home."
Mrs. Hua: "Kill and silence."
Tang Bohu and Mrs. Hua said together: "Good medicine is necessary."
Fierce laughter erupted directly in the theater, and even the door of the theater could not block the laughter.
This made the customers passing by watching other movies a little confused.
They immediately asked the cinema staff: "What movie is playing here?"
The staff said: "Tang Bohu lights the autumn fragrance."
These passing customers said: "Okay, let's go see Tang Bohu and order Qiuxiang in the afternoon."
A movie that can make everyone laugh so happily is definitely not a bad movie.
In the cinema, Lin Shuo really didn't expect that at the end of the day, Xu Ye would still be able to play tricks on the plot.
In this section, Wu Yongxia's actress-level acting skills are also a plus.
The most frightening thing is that Xu Ye and Wu Yongxia did not fall behind in their scenes.
Lin Shuo put himself in for a moment. If he were on the set, he would probably have to shoot dozens of shots for this section alone and probably wouldn't be able to pass it, let alone someone like Xu Ye who could do it with ease.
After that, Tang Bohu used a little trick to make Mrs. Hua suffer from smiling half-step epilepsy, and the two were considered a draw.
Mrs. Hua ordered Tang Bohu to be locked in the woodshed.
At night, Qiuxiang came to the woodshed to find Tang Bohu.
Qiuxiang is torn in her heart. She likes Tang Bohu, but it is impossible for her to betray Washington.
She came here to get the words out of Tang Bohu's mouth, and learned that there was no such thing as half-step epilepsy, and it was all made up by Tang Bohu.
When Mrs. Hua learned the truth, Qiuxiang knelt in front of Mrs. Hua.
"Qiuxiang has been following Madam for many years. Madam has been so kind to me. I will never be able to repay her in this life. Qiuxiang is unfilial today, but I beg Madam to spare Tang Bohu's life. Qiuxiang is willing to suffer for Tang Bohu and let Madam do whatever she wants."
Si Xiang all knelt down to beg Mrs. Hua.
At this moment, the deadly scholar broke into Washington.
The battle between the two is about to break out.
Qiuxiang took advantage of the chaos and immediately went to the woodshed to release Tang Bohu and send Tang Bohu away from Washington.
After she told Tang Bohu the whole story, she pushed Tang Bohu out of the back door and closed the door.
Qiuxiang said: "Madam treats me with great kindness. No matter what happens, I can never leave madam. Hua An, I love you."
Lin Shuo's expression suddenly became uncomfortable.
He already regretted that he shouldn't have come to watch this movie. He came to see Xu Xu Rusheng show off his affection.
In Washington, Mrs. Hua is no match for the deadly scholar in his prime.
The audience's emotions have been aroused.
"It's time to come! It's time for Tang Bohu to come!"
At this time, only Tang Bohu can save Washington. At this moment, the deadly scholar kicked Mrs. Hua away and stabbed at Mrs. Hua with a long sword.
Qiuxiang immediately rushed forward and stood in front of Mrs. Hua.
Even Lin Shuo felt nervous.
Suddenly, a bit of cold light arrived first, and the tip of the Overlord's gun stood in front of Qiuxiang, blocking the scholar's fatal sword.
With the spear dancing, Tang Bohu held the Overlord Spear and fought with the deadly scholar.
The clothes on his body have been changed into the costume of Tang Bohu in the drama, which is very distinctive.
Mrs. Hua said worriedly: "Be careful, the poison in your body has not been cured yet."
Tang Bohu smiled and said: "Don't worry, I have found the antidote in the practice room. I also took some time to take a shower and change some clothes."
This time, the real battle begins.
The ultimate showdown between the Tang family’s overlord spear and the scholar’s life-threatening sword.
The whole fight scene was hearty.
Naturally, there is nothing to say about Xu Ye's fighting scenes.
But at the end of the battle, the tip of the Overlord's gun was still removed by the deadly scholar.
The deadly scholar stabbed him with a sword, and Tang Bohu used his carbine.
The audience all remembered that in the previous memories, Tang Bohu's father also used the same move, but because there was no gun tip, it did not cause any harm to the fatal scholar.
No spearhead can kill someone.
The deadly scholar laughed and said: "I'm stupid, you are even more idiotic than him. You know you don't have a gun head, but you still stab me?"
At this moment, Tang Bohu released his grip on the gun barrel and said proudly: "Who said you can't kill someone without a gun head?"
Shot changes.
The barrel of the Overlord Gun had already penetrated the fatal scholar's body.
Death-killing scholar, die!
The Washington government owed Tang Bohu a favor. Although Mrs. Hua promised to betroth Qiuxiang to Tang Bohu, she still obstructed the final wedding.
But the final game can be regarded as a key point. Here it is Tang Bohu who points out Qiuxiang.
After Tang Bohu and Mrs. Hua had a heated exchange of words, they began to light autumn incense.
However, Mrs. Hua still blocked her in various ways, and finally managed to click on one, Sister Pomegranate.
Fortunately, in the end, Tang Bohu successfully married Qiuxiang.
Although Xu Ye and Xiao Xu are not married yet in reality, they are married first in the drama.
This scene deeply hurt Lin Shuo's heart.
At the end of the movie, when Tang Bohu was about to kiss Qiu Xiang, Qiu Xiang stretched out her hand and said with a smile: "Punch twice first."
Tang Bohu was stunned.
Qiuxiang continued: "You don't know how to do this. You will always have the same mahjong tiles, nine dice, four-color tiles, right?"
Tang Bohu fell directly to the ground.
This ending leaves everyone with infinite blank space.
At the end of the movie, the song "Pray to God" sounded, and some behind-the-scenes footage from the filming of the movie began to play on the big screen.
What Lin Shuo didn't expect was that not a single audience member got up and left.
Everyone watched the highlights with great interest.
"No, let's watch the behind-the-scenes too! There won't be any Easter eggs in this movie, right?"
Lin Shuo couldn't be the first one to get up and leave. This would attract too much attention and would be embarrassing if someone recognized him. So he simply waited with everyone.
The movie finally ended with Qiuxiang looking back and smiling.
At this moment, the screen went black.
Lin Shuo thought it was really over this time, but unexpectedly, an old voice sounded in the theater.
"When you are an official, you have to be as clean as water and as honest as a mirror. I used to be a corrupt official. I am famous for not getting the red envelope, and I will protect your life."
Then, Xu Ye's voice sounded.
"When I was young, I wanted to be a good official. When I grew up, I realized that being a good official was not that easy."
The old voice sounded again.
"Corrupt officials have to be treacherous, and honest officials have to be even more treacherous. Otherwise, how can we deal with those bad guys?"
"I wrote a word for you and hung it on the nave. It was an honest word."
Xu Ye's voice sounded again.
"No matter how you look at it, it looks like a poor word."
There were no pictures, just these few lines, which instantly aroused the audience's curiosity.
These lines are so bold to say.
At this moment, a line of large characters fell on the big screen of the theater.
""The Nine-Pin Sesame Official: White Bread and Blue Sky", directed by: Xu Ye. Stay tuned!"
(End of this chapter)