The Salted Fish Life of a Superman

Chapter 7 Take You to Romantic Africa
Hearing this, the three thugs were laughing all over the place, and the lead thug even leaned against the wall laughing directly, tears and snot coming out of his nose: "Did you hear that? She said that this little boy has superpowers! Hahahaha, wow, my stomach It hurts from laughing, have you seen too much Kusuo Saiki?"

Meow leaned into Future's ear with a smirk on her face, and said softly, "Don't worry, you see, they won't believe it at all."

The future is suddenly speechless, but it is true, this kind of situation is generally regarded as a neuropathy, how can anyone directly believe it?

If it were you, you wouldn’t believe it.

Seeing the three gangsters couldn't stop laughing, Meow laughed even worse, she coughed lightly, waved her hands in the air, as if casting a spell, and said proudly: "In the future, teach these people some lessons! "

The gangster laughed and split on the spot: "Little girl, are you really stupid or just pretending to be stupid? Okay, he has superpowers, okay? Come on, brother, don't you have superpowers? You have the ability to change us to Africa Sun, the brothers have long wanted to go there to see the world, come, come, come quickly."

The future was shocked: "I've never heard of such a strange request, I must satisfy you." He stretched out his right hand and nodded towards the position of the three gangsters.

Immediately afterwards, an indescribable momentum emanated from the whole body of the future, and even the air began to surge under some mysterious force, like a tsunami rushing, and it was so oppressive that one could not breathe.

Seeing this, the gangsters felt that something was wrong, each of them stopped laughing and held their breath, staring at the future with wide eyes, a little at a loss, not knowing where to put their hands.

"Crack." After the ability was condensed, Future snapped his fingers heavily and launched the "group instant transfer". His snapping sound was so powerful, like a big bell of Huang Lu, that the three gangsters unconsciously shook their bodies, their limbs trembled. chills.

a second passed
Two seconds passed.
Three seconds passed.
There was dead silence all around.
The three gangsters froze for ten seconds, and then looked at their own body in confusion, and then looked at the future.

Gradually, the leading gangster showed a murderous look on his face, mixed with a trace of humiliated anger. He took out a butterfly knife from his pocket, danced it in his hand, and said with a grin: "Damn, dare you!" Scaring me? You said that you are old enough to commit crimes all day long, I don’t think you have ever been to the hospital!”

Standing there in embarrassment in the future, he patted Meow on his back and said dryly, "Meow, you come down first."

Meow was also taken aback, then touched her little head, and smiled apologetically: "Oh yes, I forgot that I would invalidate your super power, let's do it again."

Meow jumped off Future's back, coughed lightly to ease the embarrassment, and then said proudly again: "Okay, future superpowers, teach them a lesson!"

Seeing that Future reached out to touch them again, the leader felt that his IQ had been insulted, and he blushed and shouted: "Damn it! You two are mentally retarded, I want you to go to the hospital and lie down for a month!"

The three of them rushed forward brandishing their knives. Judging by their posture, they were probably really planning to beat the future into cerebral palsy.

"Pop!" A clear finger snap sounded.
"Gulu Gulu*&%￥"

"Bajibaji#@￥#%&"

"Ebony, Hey Wei, En Yetun Wen Wei, Wu Wen Mu Bian, Oshas."

The eyes of the three gangsters went dark at first, and then the bitter and incomprehensible language came from their ears. They looked around in a daze. It's strange, isn't it night now? Why did it turn into daytime?
And who are these people next to them? !Where do so many black people come from? !
In the scorching sun, the three gangsters were in a small village surrounded by sand and loess, surrounded by poorly dressed black people.

These blacks seemed to have never seen the clothes of the gangsters before, and they all surrounded them, looked at them with animal eyes, and spoke strange languages ​​in their mouths.

A few black children were startled by the sudden appearance of the gangsters and started shouting.

Some of the parents who heard the shouts held spears, some took out big knives, and rushed out, with sand and dust behind them, as if thousands of troops were galloping.

"Ah! Boss! It's so hot! What's going on?!" Suddenly, a gangster sweated profusely and took off his coat, yelling in fear, "Isn't it autumn now? Why is it so hot? I'm going to be roasted It's gone! Where is this?!"

"You...you don't come here! Ah! Boss! They came here with spears! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Although the surrounding temperature was as high as [-] degrees, the leading gangster felt a biting chill emanating from the top of his head, running down his spine all the way to the soles of his feet, his legs limp and fell to the ground, crying out in fear and despair: "Mom! I want to go home!!!!"

After the surroundings are cleared, he will carry Meow on his back and walk home in the future. He is not worried about those three gangsters dying in a foreign land, because he has already put marks on them before transferring them to Africa, and it only takes 15 seconds , they will automatically transfer back.

No matter how poor the mountains and rivers are over there, it is not impossible to live for 15 seconds, right?
Moreover, after Meow's reminder, Future found that he didn't have to worry about his identity being exposed.

Just imagine, three mean-spirited gangsters suddenly broke into the police station, speaking in confusion and slurring their speech, saying that they met a person with superpowers and were sent to Africa to be with Brother Hei. Which police officer would believe it? This kind of thing?It would be nice not to send them for a urine test.

Walking around the corner in the future, three gangsters cried from the alley behind him. It sounded like Bell was in high spirits, alive and kicking~
Meow said curiously: "In the future, if you are really afraid of exposing your superpowers, you can just erase the other person's memory every time you use up your superpowers. I remember you know how to do this?"

"Hey, you don't understand. The memory erasing ability has a bug and cannot be used on individuals. Once activated, the range will directly cover the entire city. For example, if I design amnesia for 5 seconds, then everyone in Xicheng will lose their memory for 5 seconds." Future Shaking his head and sighing, "I was ignorant when I was a child, just kidding around, and used a 10-second amnesiac once. Guess what happened?"

"While I was watching TV that day, I saw a piece of news that a couple had an argument on the street because they suspected each other of eating the ice cream in their hands, because they both said they never ate it."

"Also, there was a dispute between a supermarket customer and the clerk. The customer said he had paid, but the clerk insisted that the other party didn't pay, and the two fought over it."

"The worst thing is a writer. When he was writing a book, he had a wonderful inspiration, but it suddenly disappeared, and he couldn't think about it, so he ran naked on the street in despair."

"Because of this, when my dad came back, he chased me with a belt and whipped it. It was so miserable. The shit was almost thrown out."

"Ouch, you're so disgusting." Meow patted Future's head, "Okay then, since you're so difficult, I won't talk to others about superpowers in the future, so I won't cause you any trouble."

"En~ good!"

After returning home, the future finished washing and lay down directly on the bed.

But Meow thinks that nine o'clock is too early, and wants to play a game.

There is nothing he can do about it in the future, he can't play games with Miao until midnight, and he has to go to work tomorrow.

He had tried to secretly use super powers to cut off the power before, creating the illusion of a power outage at home, and forcing Meow to sleep.

As a result, Meow, who discovered the truth, chased him and bit him all night, and a dozen hairs were pulled off.

(Forget it, anyway, this guy will catch up on sleep during the day, let her play.) Future simply told Meow a few words, told her not to play too late, and went to bed quickly.

However, judging from Meow's perfunctory "oh", it is estimated that it goes in the left ear and out the right ear.

I used too many super powers today, and I will be a little tired in the future. I fell asleep as soon as I touched the pillow, and entered a deep dreamland.

The next day, Mirai, who was sleepy, was woken up by meow.

Meow handed the phone to the sleepy Future, and said, "It rang just now, and I pressed it for you."

Future looked at the time in a daze. It was only 06:30. He rubbed his eyes and asked casually, "Why did you get up so early? What time did you go to bed yesterday?"

"It's not too late, I went to bed after three o'clock, and it's 06:30 now, how early? I woke up at 05:30." Meow has a refreshed expression, showing no signs of fatigue from staying up late .

(Children's schedule is terrible.) Future heard the cold sweat, sleeping at three o'clock and five o'clock. If it was put on him, he might have the urge to blow up the earth.

Future lay on the bed for half an hour before unlocking the phone and looking through it.

It's okay if you don't look at it, but it's not good when you look at it. It was the alarm clock that rang just now.

I just graduated in the future, and I was used to being lazy in college. I didn't adapt to work and rest for a while, and completely forgot to set an alarm clock.

In more than ten minutes, the class will start self-study early.The school stipulates that during the morning self-study period, the head teacher must be present, otherwise the wages will be deducted.If you fail to show up many times, you may face dismissal!

(End of this chapter)