NOVEL WEB The Salted Fish Life of a Superman
Chapter 6
Chapter 6
Under Meow's attack of biting people and hair pulling, the plan to play dumb in the future failed, and he could only take Meow to eat what he wanted in a desperate manner.
Don't look at meow as cute and sweet, in fact, children are very troublesome creatures. If you say it's bad, she is ignorant and innocent.Be good, she usually has a lot of tricky ideas, and she likes to play tricks.To take care of her in the future, his head grew bigger.
In the future, I will take Miao to the Japanese grocery store I want to go to. In the information age, I order food with my mobile phone. Miao scans the QR code on the table and keeps poking on the screen.
(I hope it won’t be too expensive.) Hearing the sound of refills coming from Miao’s mobile phone, I have a bad premonition in my heart in the future.
Dishes were served one after another, such as Kobe beef sukiyaki, tuna sashimi, sushi, charcoal-grilled saury, eel rice, miso soup, etc., and a small table was set up.
Although the Japanese food does not have the mellow flavor and strong taste, because the ingredients are extremely fresh, it tastes very refreshing, and the presentation is very ornamental. It is a very attractive dish that makes people feel physically and mentally comfortable.
After a full meal, Meow touched her chubby belly and said contentedly, "I'm full, I'm going to wash my hands."
Future greeted the counter: "Hi, pay the bill."
Traditional Japanese grocery stores are usually relatively small in size. The store manager walked over directly. Judging from his old-fashioned appearance, he must be from Sakura Country. He looked at the bill with a serious face and said in fluent Chinese: "You Okay, the total is 2100 yuan, cash or mobile payment?"
(Did I eat gold? Fuck!) The future is shocked, because the ordering is done with the mobile phone, and he doesn't know the price at all, otherwise he would have left a long time ago.Now that everything was eaten, he could only take out his wallet in pain and count the money one by one with trembling hands. He had just joined the job and had not received his salary yet. All the money was saved from working during the holidays.
Although he can use his super powers to avoid paying bills in the future, since he used his super powers to steal ice cream from the supermarket when he was a child and was beaten by his father with a belt, he has never dared to do such an immoral thing again.And after he graduated from college and started working, his father set a family rule for him - he was never allowed to use super powers to obtain ill-gotten gains.This is also the reason why the future has superpowers but is as poor as salted fish.
"I'm back, hey, is this the store manager? Good evening, Uncle Store Manager!" Meow came back soon, she sat back in her seat, smiled sweetly at the store manager, and blinked her two amber eyes , tilted his head and said, "Uncle Manager, how much is it?"
"Ah haha, wait a minute, let me take a look." The store manager, who was originally serious and robot-like, suddenly showed an honest smile when he saw Meow. He hurriedly crumpled the bill into a ball and stuffed it into his pocket, and clicked on the calculator. After a while, he said kindly, "Hahaha, today is right! Today is the anniversary! Just give me 210 yuan."
"Well, it seems a bit expensive. Uncle store manager, can you give us a discount?" Meow raised her head and stared at the store manager, showing deep anticipation. This appearance almost made people cute.
The store manager was completely lost. He blushed and touched his head, and said with a smirk: "Hahahahaha! Yes! But I have a small request. Can you stop calling me uncle and call me Oni sauce."
Meow showed a cute smile, her pink lips curled up naturally, like a cute kitten, and said sweetly: "Oni-chan~"
"Si Guoyi! Kimo Chicken *&#@%" the store manager was so excited that he spoke his mother tongue, smiling like a flower, and frantically pressed zero on the calculator, "Discount discount! Just give 21 yuan!"
(.) The future sits like a statue, witnessing this Guinness World Record-worthy haggling scene.
After walking out of the Japanese grocery store, Meow patted Future’s buttocks and said triumphantly, “I! Great! Great! Let’s save you more than 2000 yuan!”
The wallet was kept, and Future admired him all over the place: "Immortal Meow, be worshiped by the villain!"
Meow jumped onto Future's back: "In return, carry me on your back! Hold!"
The two left the business district, and the well-fed cat lay on Future's back, lazily looking at the scenery on the street, attracting the admiring eyes of passers-by from time to time.
"Let's take a shortcut and go home. I'm almost exhausted today." The future is indeed very tiring, and he doesn't even remember how many super powers he used.
"Okay, okay, I'm going back to continue the liver game." Meow is not the kind of child who likes to play outside. She prefers to stay at home and play games on her mobile phone. Creatures are identical.
In the future, I walked into a dark alley with meow on my back. This is a shortcut to go home and can save a lot of time. However, due to its special location, many hooligans also like to gather here to stop some who do not know what to do. pedestrian.
No, just two steps away in the future, three thugs with thieves and thugs walked out of the shadows.
The leader put his hands in his pockets, Jie Jie smiled and said: "Brother, we are short of money recently, how about borrowing some money?"
"Hey, who are these people?" Meow poked his head out from behind the future, and looked at the three people in front of him curiously, just like looking at animals in a zoo.
"Oh, brother, is this your sister or your daughter? She is so beautiful, take her, and let's go have a good time together?" Where has the gangster seen such a pink and tender little lolita like Meow? The eyes were about to jump out of the eye sockets, the saliva kept dripping, and he scratched his crotch obscenely, and said, "Little Lolita, who are you?"
Under the light at the corner of the alley, Meow was like an angel descending from the mortal world, fascinated the gangster. She showed a soft and cute smile like cotton candy, and said sweetly: "I am your father."
The gangster's eyes darkened, and he covered his chest. The huge contrast between the front and back almost caused him a heart attack.
Don't think that Meow is the kind of soft-girl loli in the cute Two-dimensional show, who can pass the level of Dark Souls 3 with one life, no one is easy to mess with!
(Why do people always come to destroy my salted fish life.) Future scratched his ass: "Sorry, we have to go home early to rest, you go find someone else to beg."
The gangster suddenly said with ill intentions: "Begging? You treat my brothers as beggars, don't you believe that I will make you unable to go home?"
Meow raised her chin and said proudly: "If you have the ability, you can block the future and try, he will have superpowers!"
"Hey! Meow! I didn't tell you, I can't mention this outside!" Future panicked, for him, the most fearful thing was the exposure of superpowers.
Once exposed, it will be like in the movie, the country wants you to work hard, scientists want to dissect you for research, evil organizations want to control you to do bad things, there will be all kinds of troubles, "ordinary life" Farewell—this is one of the reasons Future loathes and rejects superpowers.
Therefore, if you have to use superpowers in the future, you will definitely use the kind of abilities that are almost silent and will not attract attention, and you will never reveal your identity.
Meow is slipping the tongue now, if these three gangsters get suspicious, the consequences will be disastrous
(Please recommend tickets!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(End of this chapter)
Under Meow's attack of biting people and hair pulling, the plan to play dumb in the future failed, and he could only take Meow to eat what he wanted in a desperate manner.
Don't look at meow as cute and sweet, in fact, children are very troublesome creatures. If you say it's bad, she is ignorant and innocent.Be good, she usually has a lot of tricky ideas, and she likes to play tricks.To take care of her in the future, his head grew bigger.
In the future, I will take Miao to the Japanese grocery store I want to go to. In the information age, I order food with my mobile phone. Miao scans the QR code on the table and keeps poking on the screen.
(I hope it won’t be too expensive.) Hearing the sound of refills coming from Miao’s mobile phone, I have a bad premonition in my heart in the future.
Dishes were served one after another, such as Kobe beef sukiyaki, tuna sashimi, sushi, charcoal-grilled saury, eel rice, miso soup, etc., and a small table was set up.
Although the Japanese food does not have the mellow flavor and strong taste, because the ingredients are extremely fresh, it tastes very refreshing, and the presentation is very ornamental. It is a very attractive dish that makes people feel physically and mentally comfortable.
After a full meal, Meow touched her chubby belly and said contentedly, "I'm full, I'm going to wash my hands."
Future greeted the counter: "Hi, pay the bill."
Traditional Japanese grocery stores are usually relatively small in size. The store manager walked over directly. Judging from his old-fashioned appearance, he must be from Sakura Country. He looked at the bill with a serious face and said in fluent Chinese: "You Okay, the total is 2100 yuan, cash or mobile payment?"
(Did I eat gold? Fuck!) The future is shocked, because the ordering is done with the mobile phone, and he doesn't know the price at all, otherwise he would have left a long time ago.Now that everything was eaten, he could only take out his wallet in pain and count the money one by one with trembling hands. He had just joined the job and had not received his salary yet. All the money was saved from working during the holidays.
Although he can use his super powers to avoid paying bills in the future, since he used his super powers to steal ice cream from the supermarket when he was a child and was beaten by his father with a belt, he has never dared to do such an immoral thing again.And after he graduated from college and started working, his father set a family rule for him - he was never allowed to use super powers to obtain ill-gotten gains.This is also the reason why the future has superpowers but is as poor as salted fish.
"I'm back, hey, is this the store manager? Good evening, Uncle Store Manager!" Meow came back soon, she sat back in her seat, smiled sweetly at the store manager, and blinked her two amber eyes , tilted his head and said, "Uncle Manager, how much is it?"
"Ah haha, wait a minute, let me take a look." The store manager, who was originally serious and robot-like, suddenly showed an honest smile when he saw Meow. He hurriedly crumpled the bill into a ball and stuffed it into his pocket, and clicked on the calculator. After a while, he said kindly, "Hahaha, today is right! Today is the anniversary! Just give me 210 yuan."
"Well, it seems a bit expensive. Uncle store manager, can you give us a discount?" Meow raised her head and stared at the store manager, showing deep anticipation. This appearance almost made people cute.
The store manager was completely lost. He blushed and touched his head, and said with a smirk: "Hahahahaha! Yes! But I have a small request. Can you stop calling me uncle and call me Oni sauce."
Meow showed a cute smile, her pink lips curled up naturally, like a cute kitten, and said sweetly: "Oni-chan~"
"Si Guoyi! Kimo Chicken *&#@%" the store manager was so excited that he spoke his mother tongue, smiling like a flower, and frantically pressed zero on the calculator, "Discount discount! Just give 21 yuan!"
(.) The future sits like a statue, witnessing this Guinness World Record-worthy haggling scene.
After walking out of the Japanese grocery store, Meow patted Future’s buttocks and said triumphantly, “I! Great! Great! Let’s save you more than 2000 yuan!”
The wallet was kept, and Future admired him all over the place: "Immortal Meow, be worshiped by the villain!"
Meow jumped onto Future's back: "In return, carry me on your back! Hold!"
The two left the business district, and the well-fed cat lay on Future's back, lazily looking at the scenery on the street, attracting the admiring eyes of passers-by from time to time.
"Let's take a shortcut and go home. I'm almost exhausted today." The future is indeed very tiring, and he doesn't even remember how many super powers he used.
"Okay, okay, I'm going back to continue the liver game." Meow is not the kind of child who likes to play outside. She prefers to stay at home and play games on her mobile phone. Creatures are identical.
In the future, I walked into a dark alley with meow on my back. This is a shortcut to go home and can save a lot of time. However, due to its special location, many hooligans also like to gather here to stop some who do not know what to do. pedestrian.
No, just two steps away in the future, three thugs with thieves and thugs walked out of the shadows.
The leader put his hands in his pockets, Jie Jie smiled and said: "Brother, we are short of money recently, how about borrowing some money?"
"Hey, who are these people?" Meow poked his head out from behind the future, and looked at the three people in front of him curiously, just like looking at animals in a zoo.
"Oh, brother, is this your sister or your daughter? She is so beautiful, take her, and let's go have a good time together?" Where has the gangster seen such a pink and tender little lolita like Meow? The eyes were about to jump out of the eye sockets, the saliva kept dripping, and he scratched his crotch obscenely, and said, "Little Lolita, who are you?"
Under the light at the corner of the alley, Meow was like an angel descending from the mortal world, fascinated the gangster. She showed a soft and cute smile like cotton candy, and said sweetly: "I am your father."
The gangster's eyes darkened, and he covered his chest. The huge contrast between the front and back almost caused him a heart attack.
Don't think that Meow is the kind of soft-girl loli in the cute Two-dimensional show, who can pass the level of Dark Souls 3 with one life, no one is easy to mess with!
(Why do people always come to destroy my salted fish life.) Future scratched his ass: "Sorry, we have to go home early to rest, you go find someone else to beg."
The gangster suddenly said with ill intentions: "Begging? You treat my brothers as beggars, don't you believe that I will make you unable to go home?"
Meow raised her chin and said proudly: "If you have the ability, you can block the future and try, he will have superpowers!"
"Hey! Meow! I didn't tell you, I can't mention this outside!" Future panicked, for him, the most fearful thing was the exposure of superpowers.
Once exposed, it will be like in the movie, the country wants you to work hard, scientists want to dissect you for research, evil organizations want to control you to do bad things, there will be all kinds of troubles, "ordinary life" Farewell—this is one of the reasons Future loathes and rejects superpowers.
Therefore, if you have to use superpowers in the future, you will definitely use the kind of abilities that are almost silent and will not attract attention, and you will never reveal your identity.
Meow is slipping the tongue now, if these three gangsters get suspicious, the consequences will be disastrous
(Please recommend tickets!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(End of this chapter)
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