NOVEL WEB The Salted Fish Life of a Superman
Chapter 2 Shameful Black Photos
Chapter 2 Shameful Black Photos
(Smear me with superglue on the podium? See how I can fix you.) Future pretended to be panicked, went to support Jiang Yunhu, and while secretly pulling his hand, said with concern: "Student, are you okay? Are you injured? Let the teacher take a look!"
At this time, Jiang Yunhu's hand was glued with strong glue, and he couldn't move. Future was still trying to pull him aside. He only felt that the skin on his hand was about to be torn off, and it hurt so hot, but he could only pretend to be stupid, otherwise how could he Didn't it expose the glue on the podium?
"Teacher, I'm fine. Let me stand by myself for a while." Jiang Yunhu's face was pale, and he pressed his hand desperately.
"No! As your class teacher, I must be responsible for your safety. Come on, I'll take you to the infirmary." Future grabbed Jiang Yunhu's wrist and began to yank.
In this way, Jiang Yunhu and the future secretly competed.
In terms of strength, how could Jiang Yunhu compare to a superhuman?As long as the future is willing, he can pull the moon down from the sky with his telekinetic power!
Soon, Jiang Yunhu's hand felt the flesh being torn, and his whole face turned into a liver color, and the severe pain almost made him scream out.
(I'll play slowly in the future, and I'll let you go first.) In the future, I don't want to cause any major incidents on the first day, and secretly use superpowers to separate Jiang Yunhu's hands from the glue.
Jiang Yunhu was sweating profusely from the pain, his consciousness was fuzzy, and he didn't pay attention to how his hands tore off the glue. He only knew that when he sat back in his seat, his whole body was about to collapse, and he just slumped on the seat and remained motionless.
Six Eyes said anxiously: "Hey! What are you doing? It was supposed to take the glue from Mr. Yin, why did you press it on yourself?"
Jiang Yunhu was furious: "Damn! Who knew there would be a piece of banana peel there? If I don't press it, am I waiting to break my front tooth?!"
"Banana peel?" Liuyan was a little puzzled, "Didn't we clean up this morning? Where did we get the banana peel?"
"Ghost knows, it must be another idiot who ate and threw away."
In fact, the banana peel was obtained in the future. He used "fetching from space" to find a piece of banana peel in the trash can, and then secretly teleported it to Jiang Yunhu's feet. That's how the scene just happened.
After the farce, the future on the podium looked at the students and said a set of official words for entry: "I really didn't expect that so many things happened on the first day of teaching. The campus is indeed a place full of miracles and creativity. Okay. , Let me introduce myself, my name is Future, from today onwards, I will be your Chinese teacher and homeroom teacher, I hope we can live in harmony and work together, Ollie!"
Perhaps it was Jiang Yunhu's embarrassment that kept everyone from recovering. Now no one is making trouble, at most they are just whispering in private.
Later, I don't know who took the lead, and everyone started to applaud.Of course, judging from the weakness and messiness of the applause, one can see how much sincerity there is at a glance.
Future stretched out his hands and said, "You already know me, so it's time for me to get to know you. You are in the first year of high school, and we have just met, so let's introduce ourselves and get to know each other. I started roll call according to the list and introduced myself in turn, the first one is Jiang Yunhu."
In fact, the future is a bit taken for granted. Although Class 14 is all freshmen in senior high school, many students have been promoted directly from the junior high school.
Regarding the matter of punishing the teacher, the students in Class 14 have reached a consensus: to play with the teacher to death with dirty tricks, and not to confront the teacher head-on.
In other words, it is to use more brains and less hands, and don't act like beating the teacher like other rogue classes, that is too low.
Originally, in Jiang Yunhu's plan, a pot of dirty water mixed with urine was poured into the door, and the podium was stuck with super glue. This set of two companies was enough to defeat most of the new head teachers.
Unexpectedly, the dirty water succeeded, but the superglue stuck him.
Now there is no other bad move to play, Jiang Yunhu can only stand up helplessly, and said absently: "My name is Jiang Yunhu, I am on the school basketball team, and I am interested in participating in various sports clubs. I am male, and I like girls. If there is any girl who is superior, please don’t be shy, just come and ask me for contact information. As long as you take the initiative, we will not only have stories, but also have children.”
After a burst of laughter, Jiang Yunhu sat down without changing his face and heartbeat, his thick skin made even the future admire him.
He said helplessly: "Thank you, classmate Jiang Yunhu, next, Chen Mou."
Liuyan next to Jiang Yunhu stood up, Liuyan was his nickname, and Chen Mou was his real name.
Chen Mou pushed the high-height glasses on his face and said, "My name is Chen Mou. I am interested in computers and various electronic machinery. I started to learn programming when I was six and a half years old. I passed the National Computer Level 12 Examination when I was ten years old, and I focused on computer security. Field. Joined the Honker League at the age of 30, and has been in the black and white hat forums all year round. So far, he has participated in more than [-] external Internet attacks and counterattacks. Teacher, if you want to download some paid resources online for free, you can come to me at any time, and I will help You hack in."
Frowning in the future, learning programming at the age of six and a half?Passed the computer test at the age of ten?What about participating in foreign offensive counterattacks?Nonsense?
Thinking back to when I was ten years old, because I was not very good at controlling superpowers, I often lost control of my powers, and the keyboard was broken one by one, like pinching potato chips. This has caused him to hate computers even now, and he is not proficient in typing.
Mirai didn't believe in evil, and said eccentrically, "Chen Mou, the purpose of introducing myself is to let the students understand each other, it's better not to brag."
Chen Mou sneered: "Teacher, what's your Q number?"
Future asked warily, "What are you doing?"
"It doesn't matter if you don't say anything, you can find out when you check the backstage of the school." Chen Mou took out the laptop from his schoolbag, and manipulated it with his five fingers on the keyboard. After a while, he turned the laptop forward, slapped the table and laughed wildly Get up, "Look quickly! The future collection of photos, everyone hurry up and take pictures!"
The future took a closer look, and his breath stopped suddenly, only to see a selfie he had taken before on the screen.
At that time, Mirai was still in the third year of middle school, and like most boys of the same age, he liked to play cool, and left a lot of selfies that he thought he was handsome but was actually stupid.
These selfies are shameful black history, but they are also youthful memories. It is a pity to delete them. In the future, I will lock them in my space album and set a password that only I know.
In the future, I really didn't expect that Chen Mou cracked his password in less than half a minute, and even dug out the selfie in public.
In the photo, the 14-year-old Mirai is shirtless, with soft white flesh, looking at the camera with a stern face. He is biting a kitchen knife in his mouth. The corners of his mouth are drawn into a sinister arc, and his eyes are generated with Meitu software. Added a Terminator red light effect.
Seeing this kind of photo, the students in the class suddenly burst into laughter:
"Fuck me hahahahaha, this look is so stupid!"
"Help! I am embarrassed and have cancer!"
"Teacher, why don't you take two extra knives and cosplay Sauron."
"Look! This photo is also accompanied by a text status: I descended from the shadows, transformed into the sword of the world, the blade of condemnation, and brought the final judgment to the world."
"Two thorns and two thorns, you can't afford to provoke them."
Seeing the students booing and taking out their mobile phones and starting to take pictures on the screen as souvenirs, Future hurriedly hid his right hand behind his back, and secretly hooked his fingers—using telekinetic power to cut off the circuit of the laptop.
The screen turned black without warning, and Six Eyes' wild laughter stopped abruptly. He pressed the keyboard in confusion, and muttered, "What's going on, why is the screen black all of a sudden?"
Students complained:
"Damn, six eyes, can you do it?"
"Hurry up and change your broken laptop, it's rubbish."
"I was just about to take a picture as a souvenir, so boring."
(The photo just got out, and I can die socially.) The future breathed a sigh of relief, and secretly logged into the space album with his mobile phone, deleted all his black photos, and then returned to the podium to look at the roster, Continue to host the self-introduction session: "The next classmate."
(The old book is finished, and the new book is serialized! The collection and recommendation tickets of the new book issue are very important. Please keep the daily recommendation tickets and vote for me! Thank you! This book has 20 words in manuscript, please rest assured Favorite and follow up, after signing the contract, it will maintain a stable update of 4000 words per day~)
(End of this chapter)
(Smear me with superglue on the podium? See how I can fix you.) Future pretended to be panicked, went to support Jiang Yunhu, and while secretly pulling his hand, said with concern: "Student, are you okay? Are you injured? Let the teacher take a look!"
At this time, Jiang Yunhu's hand was glued with strong glue, and he couldn't move. Future was still trying to pull him aside. He only felt that the skin on his hand was about to be torn off, and it hurt so hot, but he could only pretend to be stupid, otherwise how could he Didn't it expose the glue on the podium?
"Teacher, I'm fine. Let me stand by myself for a while." Jiang Yunhu's face was pale, and he pressed his hand desperately.
"No! As your class teacher, I must be responsible for your safety. Come on, I'll take you to the infirmary." Future grabbed Jiang Yunhu's wrist and began to yank.
In this way, Jiang Yunhu and the future secretly competed.
In terms of strength, how could Jiang Yunhu compare to a superhuman?As long as the future is willing, he can pull the moon down from the sky with his telekinetic power!
Soon, Jiang Yunhu's hand felt the flesh being torn, and his whole face turned into a liver color, and the severe pain almost made him scream out.
(I'll play slowly in the future, and I'll let you go first.) In the future, I don't want to cause any major incidents on the first day, and secretly use superpowers to separate Jiang Yunhu's hands from the glue.
Jiang Yunhu was sweating profusely from the pain, his consciousness was fuzzy, and he didn't pay attention to how his hands tore off the glue. He only knew that when he sat back in his seat, his whole body was about to collapse, and he just slumped on the seat and remained motionless.
Six Eyes said anxiously: "Hey! What are you doing? It was supposed to take the glue from Mr. Yin, why did you press it on yourself?"
Jiang Yunhu was furious: "Damn! Who knew there would be a piece of banana peel there? If I don't press it, am I waiting to break my front tooth?!"
"Banana peel?" Liuyan was a little puzzled, "Didn't we clean up this morning? Where did we get the banana peel?"
"Ghost knows, it must be another idiot who ate and threw away."
In fact, the banana peel was obtained in the future. He used "fetching from space" to find a piece of banana peel in the trash can, and then secretly teleported it to Jiang Yunhu's feet. That's how the scene just happened.
After the farce, the future on the podium looked at the students and said a set of official words for entry: "I really didn't expect that so many things happened on the first day of teaching. The campus is indeed a place full of miracles and creativity. Okay. , Let me introduce myself, my name is Future, from today onwards, I will be your Chinese teacher and homeroom teacher, I hope we can live in harmony and work together, Ollie!"
Perhaps it was Jiang Yunhu's embarrassment that kept everyone from recovering. Now no one is making trouble, at most they are just whispering in private.
Later, I don't know who took the lead, and everyone started to applaud.Of course, judging from the weakness and messiness of the applause, one can see how much sincerity there is at a glance.
Future stretched out his hands and said, "You already know me, so it's time for me to get to know you. You are in the first year of high school, and we have just met, so let's introduce ourselves and get to know each other. I started roll call according to the list and introduced myself in turn, the first one is Jiang Yunhu."
In fact, the future is a bit taken for granted. Although Class 14 is all freshmen in senior high school, many students have been promoted directly from the junior high school.
Regarding the matter of punishing the teacher, the students in Class 14 have reached a consensus: to play with the teacher to death with dirty tricks, and not to confront the teacher head-on.
In other words, it is to use more brains and less hands, and don't act like beating the teacher like other rogue classes, that is too low.
Originally, in Jiang Yunhu's plan, a pot of dirty water mixed with urine was poured into the door, and the podium was stuck with super glue. This set of two companies was enough to defeat most of the new head teachers.
Unexpectedly, the dirty water succeeded, but the superglue stuck him.
Now there is no other bad move to play, Jiang Yunhu can only stand up helplessly, and said absently: "My name is Jiang Yunhu, I am on the school basketball team, and I am interested in participating in various sports clubs. I am male, and I like girls. If there is any girl who is superior, please don’t be shy, just come and ask me for contact information. As long as you take the initiative, we will not only have stories, but also have children.”
After a burst of laughter, Jiang Yunhu sat down without changing his face and heartbeat, his thick skin made even the future admire him.
He said helplessly: "Thank you, classmate Jiang Yunhu, next, Chen Mou."
Liuyan next to Jiang Yunhu stood up, Liuyan was his nickname, and Chen Mou was his real name.
Chen Mou pushed the high-height glasses on his face and said, "My name is Chen Mou. I am interested in computers and various electronic machinery. I started to learn programming when I was six and a half years old. I passed the National Computer Level 12 Examination when I was ten years old, and I focused on computer security. Field. Joined the Honker League at the age of 30, and has been in the black and white hat forums all year round. So far, he has participated in more than [-] external Internet attacks and counterattacks. Teacher, if you want to download some paid resources online for free, you can come to me at any time, and I will help You hack in."
Frowning in the future, learning programming at the age of six and a half?Passed the computer test at the age of ten?What about participating in foreign offensive counterattacks?Nonsense?
Thinking back to when I was ten years old, because I was not very good at controlling superpowers, I often lost control of my powers, and the keyboard was broken one by one, like pinching potato chips. This has caused him to hate computers even now, and he is not proficient in typing.
Mirai didn't believe in evil, and said eccentrically, "Chen Mou, the purpose of introducing myself is to let the students understand each other, it's better not to brag."
Chen Mou sneered: "Teacher, what's your Q number?"
Future asked warily, "What are you doing?"
"It doesn't matter if you don't say anything, you can find out when you check the backstage of the school." Chen Mou took out the laptop from his schoolbag, and manipulated it with his five fingers on the keyboard. After a while, he turned the laptop forward, slapped the table and laughed wildly Get up, "Look quickly! The future collection of photos, everyone hurry up and take pictures!"
The future took a closer look, and his breath stopped suddenly, only to see a selfie he had taken before on the screen.
At that time, Mirai was still in the third year of middle school, and like most boys of the same age, he liked to play cool, and left a lot of selfies that he thought he was handsome but was actually stupid.
These selfies are shameful black history, but they are also youthful memories. It is a pity to delete them. In the future, I will lock them in my space album and set a password that only I know.
In the future, I really didn't expect that Chen Mou cracked his password in less than half a minute, and even dug out the selfie in public.
In the photo, the 14-year-old Mirai is shirtless, with soft white flesh, looking at the camera with a stern face. He is biting a kitchen knife in his mouth. The corners of his mouth are drawn into a sinister arc, and his eyes are generated with Meitu software. Added a Terminator red light effect.
Seeing this kind of photo, the students in the class suddenly burst into laughter:
"Fuck me hahahahaha, this look is so stupid!"
"Help! I am embarrassed and have cancer!"
"Teacher, why don't you take two extra knives and cosplay Sauron."
"Look! This photo is also accompanied by a text status: I descended from the shadows, transformed into the sword of the world, the blade of condemnation, and brought the final judgment to the world."
"Two thorns and two thorns, you can't afford to provoke them."
Seeing the students booing and taking out their mobile phones and starting to take pictures on the screen as souvenirs, Future hurriedly hid his right hand behind his back, and secretly hooked his fingers—using telekinetic power to cut off the circuit of the laptop.
The screen turned black without warning, and Six Eyes' wild laughter stopped abruptly. He pressed the keyboard in confusion, and muttered, "What's going on, why is the screen black all of a sudden?"
Students complained:
"Damn, six eyes, can you do it?"
"Hurry up and change your broken laptop, it's rubbish."
"I was just about to take a picture as a souvenir, so boring."
(The photo just got out, and I can die socially.) The future breathed a sigh of relief, and secretly logged into the space album with his mobile phone, deleted all his black photos, and then returned to the podium to look at the roster, Continue to host the self-introduction session: "The next classmate."
(The old book is finished, and the new book is serialized! The collection and recommendation tickets of the new book issue are very important. Please keep the daily recommendation tickets and vote for me! Thank you! This book has 20 words in manuscript, please rest assured Favorite and follow up, after signing the contract, it will maintain a stable update of 4000 words per day~)
(End of this chapter)
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