NOVEL WEB The Salted Fish Life of a Superman
Chapter 1
Chapter 1
(Lightning protection reminder in the front row: this article is full of joy, it may cause you a blow to your intelligence, don't take your brains when you read it!)
As the only person with superpowers in the world, Future has always been troubled.
This is a very ordinary world, and everyone is ordinary, just like you and me.
There is no gene awakening, no revival of spiritual energy, no alien invasion, and no system of the heavens, and there is no road to immortality that can kill the Jade Emperor in the nine heavens and slaughter the King of Hades in the underworld.
This world is so ordinary that people go out of the house, go to work, study, and work. White-collar workers complain about the road conditions in the car, students lament over difficulties in the classroom, and ordinary people bargain for a few cents of food. In this world, people are running around for their lives. All living beings.
In such an ordinary world, why would a person with superpowers suddenly appear?
I don't know, I don't even know the future.
The future has mastered many superpowers since birth, invisibility, mind reading, teleportation, mind control, memory erasure, etc.
What?You say it's cool to have superpowers?
How about farting!
The kind in the movie, always use your heart to detect the inside story of the stock market, and make tens of billions of dollars by following the market.Or the plot of using mind control to make the female star agree with each other is all a lie!
Life is a game.
Anyone who likes to play games knows that for a long and complicated game, opening and hacking will make you omnipotent and play very well, but it is only very cool at the beginning.
After a day, at most a week, players will soon get bored of the invincibility brought by cheating.
There will be such troubles in the future. He has been cheating on the game "Life" for 23 years. When he was a child, he may still feel that his superpowers are great, that he can have whatever he wants, and life is smooth sailing.
But as he grew older, he felt a serious lack.
The sense of accomplishment of achieving the goal, the sense of struggle for life, and the pride of overcoming difficulties. He has never experienced these.
When everything you need to fight for is at your fingertips, those precious things have become humble as dust, just like the four-wheel drive that you can afford when you were 10 years old, and now it seems to be just a pile of boring plastic.
Therefore, after graduating from Normal University, the 23-year-old future went directly to Xicheng High School, applied to become a teacher, and decided to "seal" his superpowers from now on, to work hard for life goals and a better life like ordinary people struggle.
No matter what the process is, I will never use my superpower again. I want to taste the ups and downs of life, live a real life, and live a quiet, ordinary, calm life - in other words, become a salted fish!
This entry, the probationary period is three months, and the class arranged by the school for the future is the first grade (14) class.What's even more surprising is that the school actually let him be a newcomer intern as the head teacher!This is something I never thought of in the future!
Looking at the closed gate of Class 14, I couldn't help being a little nervous about the future of a new teacher. At the same time, I thought, the leader is so optimistic about him, he must perform well!
From today, seal the superpower, become a salted fish, and spend a carefree high school career with these 16-year-old children-this is the goal of future life.
(Goodbye, super power.) Mirai showed the most sincere smile and forcefully pushed open the door of Class 14.
"Wow!" Bitter cold dirty water fell from the sky, drenching the future into a drenched chicken, and freezing the sincere smile on his face.
At the beginning of October, the autumn chill is getting stronger, and the autumn wind is blowing, which is chilly.
"Huh?" Future's body smelled foul, and there was still a faint smell of urine. He looked at the wet washbasin on the ground, and his first reaction was——Am I dreaming?
Future stared at the class dumbfounded. Many students were still doing their homework pretending to be calm, as if nothing had happened, but a few students couldn't bear it anymore. They blushed and laughed so hard that they started pounding on the table.
In the future vision, the innocent campus should be filled with the ringing bell, the laughter of the girl at the same table, and the smell of ink on the test paper.He should watch the students grow up, experience the most important college entrance examination together with them, and finally bid farewell to each other at the school gate, and watch the children go to different places and start their own lives.
But at this time, all fantasies have turned into a basin of foul-smelling and cold dirty water.
At this moment, Future experienced the feeling of falling from heaven to hell, and fell to the bottom of the [-]th floor of hell. Even his superpowers began to lose control, which made him unconsciously start the "mind reading technique".
Mind reading time.
Student No. [-]: "Hahaha, it worked! Autistic scene!"
Student No. [-]: "It's really stupid, the whole thing is ruined."
Student No. [-]: "Cheat another head teacher with cerebral palsy, let's see how I will punish him in the future!"
If he could get to know the background of Class 14 earlier in the future, he would definitely not choose to come here to teach.
Class 14 ([-]) of senior high school is a notoriously bad class in Xicheng High School. Most of the class is bad students with bad conduct. They are stubborn by nature and love to fight against the teacher.
In the first month after the class was formed, they used all kinds of bad methods to force away 10 class teachers.
What's more, many students are from rich families, whose families are powerful and powerful, and almost no one in the school dares to control them.
Every time the teachers in the school heard the name of Class 14, Senior One, they felt as if they had seen a ghost. They would rather resign than come to this class as the head teacher.
At this juncture, if you come to apply for a job in the future, well, if you don’t go to hell, whoever will go to hell.
At this time, the dreams of the future were poured out with a basin of water, and despair and anger were intertwined in my heart, and I vowed to get this breath back.
(Super power, Lao Tzu is back!) In the next second, mind reading is fully activated!
Mind reading time.
Student No. [-]: "Hahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter! This new teacher is as mentally handicapped as he can take the bait in this kind of trick."
Student No. 14: "It won't just collapse like this, right? Then he will set the record for the shortest teaching time in Class [-]."
Student No. 11: "It's really pitiful. This seems to be the [-]th class teacher this year. After class, we will play a game to see how long he can last."
Student No. [-]: "Hehe, how about the gift I prepared for you? Are you satisfied? Don't worry, there will be more in the future!"
(Damn it! It's you!) Future suddenly looked at student No. [-].
Student No. 14's name is Jiang Yunhu, one of the troublemakers representatives of Class [-]. He came up with the idea of putting a basin of dirty water mixed with urine on the door.
Jiang Yunhu was a little surprised when he saw that the future would immediately stare at him. Could it be that he was exposed?
But on second thought, how is it possible?Probably just a coincidence.
Jiang Yunhu pretended nothing happened, with a calm face.
(Little boy, you wait for me.) Future left the classroom temporarily, went to the locker room to change out of the clothes covered in piss, took a shower with shower gel, and then returned to class 14.
Future came to the podium and said with a smile: "I can feel the enthusiasm of the students. It is a unique welcome ceremony. Very good, young people should be creative! The teacher is very pleased to be in such an excellent class!" "
In the classroom, individual students began to whisper.
Jiang Yunhu turned his head to the side, and muttered to a classmate with highly myopic glasses: "Six Eyes, has the school abandoned us? Why are we mentally retarded?"
Of course, Six Eyes is not the real name of this glasses classmate, but a nickname based on the pair of highly myopic glasses.
As for why it is "six eyes" instead of the general "four eyes", it is because the prescription of this student's glasses is too high, and the lenses are too thick, which are 1.5 times that of ordinary glasses lenses, so an additional One two becomes six eyes.
Six Eyes pushed the heavy myopia glasses, and sneered: "Ghost knows, maybe you're just pretending to be stupid. Didn't you prepare a 'gift'? Let's continue watching the show."
At this moment, Future looked at the blackboard, pointed to a boy and said, "The teacher didn't wipe the blackboard clean last class, that classmate, can you wipe the blackboard for the teacher?"
The students in the class were all stunned, the person the future is pointing at now is Jiang Yunhu.
what's the situation?Has he found the culprit?Or is it wrong?
Jiang Yunhu was also a little shocked by this. However, as a young expert, his skin was as thick as a city wall, so he stood up calmly and walked to the podium, smiling shyly at the future on the way.
If it wasn't for the fact that the future has already read Jiang Yunhu's heart with mind reading skills, I'm afraid he would really be deceived by this guy's appearance.
These little bastards are indeed typical of bad students. They are all old fritters, and they don't blush when they are named, and their psychological quality is comparable to that of an agent.
Jiang Yunhu walked to the podium, and when he was about to erase the blackboard, his soles suddenly slipped and he lost his center of gravity.
Jiang Yunhu is a member of the school's basketball team. He has developed athletic nerves. In desperation, he slapped his palm on the podium table to stabilize his figure.
After standing firmly, Jiang Yunhu looked at the ground, do it!Who lost a banana peel here? !
Before Jiang Yunhu had time to think about it, a classmate next to him said blankly: "Ah Hu, your hand!"
"Ah?" Jiang Yunhu looked at his hand in doubt, and then his scalp went numb.
(End of this chapter)
(Lightning protection reminder in the front row: this article is full of joy, it may cause you a blow to your intelligence, don't take your brains when you read it!)
As the only person with superpowers in the world, Future has always been troubled.
This is a very ordinary world, and everyone is ordinary, just like you and me.
There is no gene awakening, no revival of spiritual energy, no alien invasion, and no system of the heavens, and there is no road to immortality that can kill the Jade Emperor in the nine heavens and slaughter the King of Hades in the underworld.
This world is so ordinary that people go out of the house, go to work, study, and work. White-collar workers complain about the road conditions in the car, students lament over difficulties in the classroom, and ordinary people bargain for a few cents of food. In this world, people are running around for their lives. All living beings.
In such an ordinary world, why would a person with superpowers suddenly appear?
I don't know, I don't even know the future.
The future has mastered many superpowers since birth, invisibility, mind reading, teleportation, mind control, memory erasure, etc.
What?You say it's cool to have superpowers?
How about farting!
The kind in the movie, always use your heart to detect the inside story of the stock market, and make tens of billions of dollars by following the market.Or the plot of using mind control to make the female star agree with each other is all a lie!
Life is a game.
Anyone who likes to play games knows that for a long and complicated game, opening and hacking will make you omnipotent and play very well, but it is only very cool at the beginning.
After a day, at most a week, players will soon get bored of the invincibility brought by cheating.
There will be such troubles in the future. He has been cheating on the game "Life" for 23 years. When he was a child, he may still feel that his superpowers are great, that he can have whatever he wants, and life is smooth sailing.
But as he grew older, he felt a serious lack.
The sense of accomplishment of achieving the goal, the sense of struggle for life, and the pride of overcoming difficulties. He has never experienced these.
When everything you need to fight for is at your fingertips, those precious things have become humble as dust, just like the four-wheel drive that you can afford when you were 10 years old, and now it seems to be just a pile of boring plastic.
Therefore, after graduating from Normal University, the 23-year-old future went directly to Xicheng High School, applied to become a teacher, and decided to "seal" his superpowers from now on, to work hard for life goals and a better life like ordinary people struggle.
No matter what the process is, I will never use my superpower again. I want to taste the ups and downs of life, live a real life, and live a quiet, ordinary, calm life - in other words, become a salted fish!
This entry, the probationary period is three months, and the class arranged by the school for the future is the first grade (14) class.What's even more surprising is that the school actually let him be a newcomer intern as the head teacher!This is something I never thought of in the future!
Looking at the closed gate of Class 14, I couldn't help being a little nervous about the future of a new teacher. At the same time, I thought, the leader is so optimistic about him, he must perform well!
From today, seal the superpower, become a salted fish, and spend a carefree high school career with these 16-year-old children-this is the goal of future life.
(Goodbye, super power.) Mirai showed the most sincere smile and forcefully pushed open the door of Class 14.
"Wow!" Bitter cold dirty water fell from the sky, drenching the future into a drenched chicken, and freezing the sincere smile on his face.
At the beginning of October, the autumn chill is getting stronger, and the autumn wind is blowing, which is chilly.
"Huh?" Future's body smelled foul, and there was still a faint smell of urine. He looked at the wet washbasin on the ground, and his first reaction was——Am I dreaming?
Future stared at the class dumbfounded. Many students were still doing their homework pretending to be calm, as if nothing had happened, but a few students couldn't bear it anymore. They blushed and laughed so hard that they started pounding on the table.
In the future vision, the innocent campus should be filled with the ringing bell, the laughter of the girl at the same table, and the smell of ink on the test paper.He should watch the students grow up, experience the most important college entrance examination together with them, and finally bid farewell to each other at the school gate, and watch the children go to different places and start their own lives.
But at this time, all fantasies have turned into a basin of foul-smelling and cold dirty water.
At this moment, Future experienced the feeling of falling from heaven to hell, and fell to the bottom of the [-]th floor of hell. Even his superpowers began to lose control, which made him unconsciously start the "mind reading technique".
Mind reading time.
Student No. [-]: "Hahaha, it worked! Autistic scene!"
Student No. [-]: "It's really stupid, the whole thing is ruined."
Student No. [-]: "Cheat another head teacher with cerebral palsy, let's see how I will punish him in the future!"
If he could get to know the background of Class 14 earlier in the future, he would definitely not choose to come here to teach.
Class 14 ([-]) of senior high school is a notoriously bad class in Xicheng High School. Most of the class is bad students with bad conduct. They are stubborn by nature and love to fight against the teacher.
In the first month after the class was formed, they used all kinds of bad methods to force away 10 class teachers.
What's more, many students are from rich families, whose families are powerful and powerful, and almost no one in the school dares to control them.
Every time the teachers in the school heard the name of Class 14, Senior One, they felt as if they had seen a ghost. They would rather resign than come to this class as the head teacher.
At this juncture, if you come to apply for a job in the future, well, if you don’t go to hell, whoever will go to hell.
At this time, the dreams of the future were poured out with a basin of water, and despair and anger were intertwined in my heart, and I vowed to get this breath back.
(Super power, Lao Tzu is back!) In the next second, mind reading is fully activated!
Mind reading time.
Student No. [-]: "Hahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter! This new teacher is as mentally handicapped as he can take the bait in this kind of trick."
Student No. 14: "It won't just collapse like this, right? Then he will set the record for the shortest teaching time in Class [-]."
Student No. 11: "It's really pitiful. This seems to be the [-]th class teacher this year. After class, we will play a game to see how long he can last."
Student No. [-]: "Hehe, how about the gift I prepared for you? Are you satisfied? Don't worry, there will be more in the future!"
(Damn it! It's you!) Future suddenly looked at student No. [-].
Student No. 14's name is Jiang Yunhu, one of the troublemakers representatives of Class [-]. He came up with the idea of putting a basin of dirty water mixed with urine on the door.
Jiang Yunhu was a little surprised when he saw that the future would immediately stare at him. Could it be that he was exposed?
But on second thought, how is it possible?Probably just a coincidence.
Jiang Yunhu pretended nothing happened, with a calm face.
(Little boy, you wait for me.) Future left the classroom temporarily, went to the locker room to change out of the clothes covered in piss, took a shower with shower gel, and then returned to class 14.
Future came to the podium and said with a smile: "I can feel the enthusiasm of the students. It is a unique welcome ceremony. Very good, young people should be creative! The teacher is very pleased to be in such an excellent class!" "
In the classroom, individual students began to whisper.
Jiang Yunhu turned his head to the side, and muttered to a classmate with highly myopic glasses: "Six Eyes, has the school abandoned us? Why are we mentally retarded?"
Of course, Six Eyes is not the real name of this glasses classmate, but a nickname based on the pair of highly myopic glasses.
As for why it is "six eyes" instead of the general "four eyes", it is because the prescription of this student's glasses is too high, and the lenses are too thick, which are 1.5 times that of ordinary glasses lenses, so an additional One two becomes six eyes.
Six Eyes pushed the heavy myopia glasses, and sneered: "Ghost knows, maybe you're just pretending to be stupid. Didn't you prepare a 'gift'? Let's continue watching the show."
At this moment, Future looked at the blackboard, pointed to a boy and said, "The teacher didn't wipe the blackboard clean last class, that classmate, can you wipe the blackboard for the teacher?"
The students in the class were all stunned, the person the future is pointing at now is Jiang Yunhu.
what's the situation?Has he found the culprit?Or is it wrong?
Jiang Yunhu was also a little shocked by this. However, as a young expert, his skin was as thick as a city wall, so he stood up calmly and walked to the podium, smiling shyly at the future on the way.
If it wasn't for the fact that the future has already read Jiang Yunhu's heart with mind reading skills, I'm afraid he would really be deceived by this guy's appearance.
These little bastards are indeed typical of bad students. They are all old fritters, and they don't blush when they are named, and their psychological quality is comparable to that of an agent.
Jiang Yunhu walked to the podium, and when he was about to erase the blackboard, his soles suddenly slipped and he lost his center of gravity.
Jiang Yunhu is a member of the school's basketball team. He has developed athletic nerves. In desperation, he slapped his palm on the podium table to stabilize his figure.
After standing firmly, Jiang Yunhu looked at the ground, do it!Who lost a banana peel here? !
Before Jiang Yunhu had time to think about it, a classmate next to him said blankly: "Ah Hu, your hand!"
"Ah?" Jiang Yunhu looked at his hand in doubt, and then his scalp went numb.
(End of this chapter)
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