NOVEL WEB The Salted Fish Life of a Superman
Chapter 13 A Big Licking Dog
Chapter 13 A Big Licking Dog
After some treatment, Lei Lie helped Jiang Yunhu stop the bleeding.
Not long after, Jiang Yunhu woke up, his mouth completely turned into a German sausage, but he was still moving, and said vaguely: "If the teacher is afraid, resign."
Seeing that Jiang Yunhu had trouble speaking, Lei Lie spoke directly for him: "If you stay here, Rocky will definitely take action. You might as well resign early to avoid suffering. Where is the school not a school, why do you have to stay in our class 14? "
(Isn’t resigning now in your favor? I shouldn’t be coaxing deserters. The most urgent thing is to figure out the relationship between these brats. I’ll pretend to be a fool first.) Future feels aggrieved in his heart, but on the surface he is deliberately dumbfounded: “No no no , it’s pretty good here, there must be some misunderstanding.”
Jiang Yunhu's eyes turned black with anger, and just as he was about to say something, people from the infirmary ran in.
Xicheng High School has huge backstage funds, and the campus is next to a tertiary hospital in the city. The school board of directors directly built a large flat in the hospital, which is specially used as an infirmary. It is only open to the teachers and students of the school, and it is connected with the hospital headquarters Share all medical resources.
At this time, the school doctor sniffed hard, frowned and said, "Why is there a smell of gunpowder, student, why is your mouth like this? Did you eat explosives?"
In the future, he secretly began to gloat over others' misfortune. These brats shot themselves in the foot with stones, they are simply self-inflicted!
But soon, the school doctor came over and asked Future, "Are you their head teacher?"
"it's me."
The school doctor handed Future a form: "Sign it."
Future took the watch in doubt: "What is this?"
The school doctor said indifferently: "The expense reimbursement form, his medical expenses need to be paid by you. It will be directly deducted from your monthly salary at the end of the month."
Future was suddenly dumbfounded: "What?! Xigao's welfare system is so perfect, students don't even have medical insurance? And the head teacher has to pay for it? What's the point???"
"Hey, there is no way. The school stipulates that the whole school has medical insurance, but all the medical expenses of your senior one (14) class will be borne by the head teacher." The school doctor patted the stunned future and whispered in his ear, "Brother, we will be in charge of the medical expenses." You are unlucky to be in this class. You are not bad, the former head teacher of your class paid 10,000+ medical expenses for a few students who were hospitalized for fighting, and it was nothing for a year."
Future was so angry that his eyes turned black, and he signed the form so hard that the pen almost tore the paper.After signing, he leaned next to the school doctor's ear and gritted his teeth and said, "If you don't need the expensive medicine, you don't need it, and you save on anesthesia. Give these children with cerebral palsy a little bit of trouble."
The school doctor seemed to admire the future's "iron fist" method, gave him a thumbs up, and took Jiang Yunhu away.
It's meaningless to stay here in the future. It happened that the cafeteria was open and everyone went to eat. He also left the boys' dormitory and walked towards the cafeteria.
When I arrived at the cafeteria in the future, it happened to be the peak time for students to eat. The cafeteria was full of people, and there were long queues in front of each meal window.
As the private high school with the best material conditions in the city, Xicheng High School is naturally outstanding in terms of catering.Braised lion head, sweet and sour pork tenderloin, spicy chicken nuggets, roast beef with potatoes, pork belly, fried courgettes, and raw fried Chinese cabbage are all available.
In terms of food and beverage prices, it is even more affordable. The school sets a unified price, three yuan for meat dishes, two yuan for vegetarian dishes, rice and soup, and only eight yuan for two meat dishes and one vegetarian dish.
If you have spare money, you can also go to the high-end canteen on the third floor to order a small hot pot. A fish head tofu hot pot costs 3 yuan, which is enough for one person.If two people are eating together, you can also add extra dishes for a feast.
In the future, he has just joined the job, and the salary has not been paid, and he has advanced a sum of medical expenses for Jiang Yunhu. At that time, he will have to buy delicious food for Meow, so the money on his body must be carefully calculated.
He squatted in the corner, took out all the money in his pocket and put it on the ground, counting them one by one.
Finally, in the future, I found out that after removing Meow’s food expenses and rent, if I want to last until the payday at the end of the month, the change I can spend is only 6 yuan per day, which is evenly distributed in the morning, noon and evening, and I can only spend 2 yuan for a meal.In other words, you can only order one vegetarian dish per meal.
"Ding." When Future was in a daze, a coin fell into the pile of change in front of him, making a crisp sound.
I saw two female high school students standing in front of the future, and the girl who lost money whispered to her companion: "When did the school come to beggars?"
"Maybe someone sneaked in from outside. Leave him alone, let's go to the third floor to eat hot pot."
"Go~"
After the female high school student left, Future was stunned for a long time before picking up the coin and smiling miserably: "Finally I have money to buy meat dishes."
When ordering dishes, the future probed into the brain, carefully selected, and finally chose a plate of 3 yuan salted fish.
The choice of this dish is particular.
Other meat dishes, such as chicken drumsticks, are easy to eat up in one go, and then you can only eat dry food.
But salted fish has a strong taste and must be eaten slowly, so that the least amount of dishes can be served with the most rice.
And according to future observations, there are two pieces of salted fish on a plate, which is enough for him to eat two bowls of rice, and then drink a free bowl of soup to keep him full!
After paying the bill, Future was so hungry that he hurriedly looked for a seat in the cafeteria.
The atmosphere in private schools is relatively relaxed, and there is no rule that "men and women cannot eat together".
At this time, the male and female students were in pairs, chatting about campus anecdotes while eating, and some were still serving each other food, you and me, this kind of look is a young couple.
Seeing this kind of pure and lovely campus romance, Future is deeply moved.
For a long time, because of his unremarkable appearance, he never had the talent to sing and dance rap since he was a child. He had no chance of being a girl throughout his school days, and he was a passerby with no sense of existence.
When he was in college, he finally plucked up the courage to go downstairs to the girl's dormitory he liked and light candles to confess his love, but the dormitory aunt put it out with a fire extinguisher, and was arrested and educated about fire protection.
Moreover, the girl was not in the dormitory at all that night. According to her roommate, the girl received an invitation from the male god and went to the hotel to eat spicy hot pot.
The only time I held hands was when I was 6 years old when I was ignorant with my childhood sweetheart.
This situation was so emotional that he lost his mind in the future, and when he turned the corner, he accidentally bumped into a graceful figure.
When they collided, the fresh fragrance of the perfume lingered in the nostrils. It was not like the richness of roses or the light fragrance of daisies, but it made people feel comfortable. It was obviously a high-end perfume from a luxury brand.
With this collision, the woman lost her balance and fell to the ground with a coquettish cry, and the salted fish in Future's hands also flipped over.
At the moment of lightning and flint, between the overturned salted fish and the delicate body of a woman, there is no doubt that the future will choose...
Save the salted fish.
Future hurriedly held the plate steady, but one salted fish was not rescued and fell to the ground and could not be eaten.
Looking at the salted fish on the ground, Future couldn't help but frown. One yuan and five were wasted, but he managed to keep one.
After saving Xianyu, Future squatted down and kept apologizing: "I'm sorry, I didn't hit you on purpose."
This is a woman in a sky-blue dress. The slim dress outlines a graceful curve. Her legs are long and her waist is thin. Her long jet-black hair brushes past her ears and rests lightly on her shoulders, with a few wisps of hair dancing playfully. , adding a little laziness.
Future helped the woman up, subconsciously patted the ashes on her skirt, and said, "I'm really sorry, are you okay?"
"Teacher Liu!" Before the woman could speak, a hurried shout came from not far away.
Soon, a young man ran over. He was wearing a hand-made top-level suit, his hair was meticulously combed with hairspray to look handsome, and he was wearing a silver Rolex watch in his left hand. "Rich" was written all over his body.
The young man supported Teacher Liu, and sternly shouted at the future: "Don't you have eyes when you walk? Apologize!"
Mirai said inexplicably, "Didn't I already apologize? Why are you so excited? Is she your girlfriend?"
"Ah, please don't get me wrong." Teacher Liu gently brushed his messy hair behind his ears, and said to the young man, "Mr. Mo, I'm fine."
"Oh, it's fine." Teacher Mo nodded foolishly, with a compliment on his face, but he was a little disappointed from the look in his eyes.
The situation in front of me couldn't be more obvious. When I come to the cafeteria to eat, I have to wear a suit, spray hairspray, and either be gay or lick a dog.
Although Teacher Liu was a little sullen, she still maintained her ladylike image and said hello: "Hi, I haven't seen you before, are you a new teacher?"
Future nodded: "Yes, the newcomer. My name is Future, the head teacher of Class One (14)."
As soon as they heard the name of class 14, both of them showed horrified expressions. Teacher Liu opened his eyes wide: "Why did you become the head teacher of that class in class one (14)?"
(It’s not that the school’s Sima management cheated me, a bunch of idiots.) Future patted his chest, and said solemnly: “The spring cicadas will die when they die, and the wax torch will turn into ashes and tears will dry! No matter what class, I am willing to be a A red candle, giving all the light and heat for the students, if you want to sum it up in two words, it is: Burning! Keep burning!"
For a moment, the future glowed like a light bulb among the crowd.
Teacher Liu was amused: "You are so funny."
Seeing this, Teacher Mo became anxious: "Mr. Liu, let's go to the private room on the third floor. The chef has already prepared the food."
"Okay, goodbye, future teacher." Teacher Liu said hello and left.
"Goodbye."
Holding the salted fish in the future, he found a place to eat.
Unexpectedly, after not eating for a while, Teacher Mo shot back. He walked quickly, looked at the future coldly, and threatened in a deep voice: "I warn you, stay away from Teacher Liu, or I will make you look good!"
Future said inexplicably: "I didn't know her in the first place. Besides, what I want to do is none of your business, right?"
Teacher Mo looked up and down the clothes of the future. The cheap texture seemed to cost only a few dozen yuan. He suddenly sneered: "Hehehe, you poor man, think that you can climb up to Teacher Liu by creating such a chance encounter just now? I I advise you to see how much you weigh."
Future: "I weigh 125 pounds and 3 taels."
"???" Teacher Mo was speechless for a moment. He pointed to the future for a long time, and then said with a stare, "Be careful! Teacher Liu is not someone you can climb up to!"
Seeing Teacher Mo leaving in arrogance, Future stretched out his finger and swiped at Teacher Mo.
Teacher Mo suddenly slipped on the soles of his feet and fell to the ground.
There are often soups spilled by students accidentally on the floor of the cafeteria. When Teacher Mo fell, the high-end suit on his body directly acted as a rag to wipe off the soup on the floor.
Seeing Teacher Mo getting up in a panic and stomping on the floor tiles to vent his anger, in the future he only feels that the rice in the bowl has become more fragrant.
His eyes were eager to recommend tickets.
(End of this chapter)
After some treatment, Lei Lie helped Jiang Yunhu stop the bleeding.
Not long after, Jiang Yunhu woke up, his mouth completely turned into a German sausage, but he was still moving, and said vaguely: "If the teacher is afraid, resign."
Seeing that Jiang Yunhu had trouble speaking, Lei Lie spoke directly for him: "If you stay here, Rocky will definitely take action. You might as well resign early to avoid suffering. Where is the school not a school, why do you have to stay in our class 14? "
(Isn’t resigning now in your favor? I shouldn’t be coaxing deserters. The most urgent thing is to figure out the relationship between these brats. I’ll pretend to be a fool first.) Future feels aggrieved in his heart, but on the surface he is deliberately dumbfounded: “No no no , it’s pretty good here, there must be some misunderstanding.”
Jiang Yunhu's eyes turned black with anger, and just as he was about to say something, people from the infirmary ran in.
Xicheng High School has huge backstage funds, and the campus is next to a tertiary hospital in the city. The school board of directors directly built a large flat in the hospital, which is specially used as an infirmary. It is only open to the teachers and students of the school, and it is connected with the hospital headquarters Share all medical resources.
At this time, the school doctor sniffed hard, frowned and said, "Why is there a smell of gunpowder, student, why is your mouth like this? Did you eat explosives?"
In the future, he secretly began to gloat over others' misfortune. These brats shot themselves in the foot with stones, they are simply self-inflicted!
But soon, the school doctor came over and asked Future, "Are you their head teacher?"
"it's me."
The school doctor handed Future a form: "Sign it."
Future took the watch in doubt: "What is this?"
The school doctor said indifferently: "The expense reimbursement form, his medical expenses need to be paid by you. It will be directly deducted from your monthly salary at the end of the month."
Future was suddenly dumbfounded: "What?! Xigao's welfare system is so perfect, students don't even have medical insurance? And the head teacher has to pay for it? What's the point???"
"Hey, there is no way. The school stipulates that the whole school has medical insurance, but all the medical expenses of your senior one (14) class will be borne by the head teacher." The school doctor patted the stunned future and whispered in his ear, "Brother, we will be in charge of the medical expenses." You are unlucky to be in this class. You are not bad, the former head teacher of your class paid 10,000+ medical expenses for a few students who were hospitalized for fighting, and it was nothing for a year."
Future was so angry that his eyes turned black, and he signed the form so hard that the pen almost tore the paper.After signing, he leaned next to the school doctor's ear and gritted his teeth and said, "If you don't need the expensive medicine, you don't need it, and you save on anesthesia. Give these children with cerebral palsy a little bit of trouble."
The school doctor seemed to admire the future's "iron fist" method, gave him a thumbs up, and took Jiang Yunhu away.
It's meaningless to stay here in the future. It happened that the cafeteria was open and everyone went to eat. He also left the boys' dormitory and walked towards the cafeteria.
When I arrived at the cafeteria in the future, it happened to be the peak time for students to eat. The cafeteria was full of people, and there were long queues in front of each meal window.
As the private high school with the best material conditions in the city, Xicheng High School is naturally outstanding in terms of catering.Braised lion head, sweet and sour pork tenderloin, spicy chicken nuggets, roast beef with potatoes, pork belly, fried courgettes, and raw fried Chinese cabbage are all available.
In terms of food and beverage prices, it is even more affordable. The school sets a unified price, three yuan for meat dishes, two yuan for vegetarian dishes, rice and soup, and only eight yuan for two meat dishes and one vegetarian dish.
If you have spare money, you can also go to the high-end canteen on the third floor to order a small hot pot. A fish head tofu hot pot costs 3 yuan, which is enough for one person.If two people are eating together, you can also add extra dishes for a feast.
In the future, he has just joined the job, and the salary has not been paid, and he has advanced a sum of medical expenses for Jiang Yunhu. At that time, he will have to buy delicious food for Meow, so the money on his body must be carefully calculated.
He squatted in the corner, took out all the money in his pocket and put it on the ground, counting them one by one.
Finally, in the future, I found out that after removing Meow’s food expenses and rent, if I want to last until the payday at the end of the month, the change I can spend is only 6 yuan per day, which is evenly distributed in the morning, noon and evening, and I can only spend 2 yuan for a meal.In other words, you can only order one vegetarian dish per meal.
"Ding." When Future was in a daze, a coin fell into the pile of change in front of him, making a crisp sound.
I saw two female high school students standing in front of the future, and the girl who lost money whispered to her companion: "When did the school come to beggars?"
"Maybe someone sneaked in from outside. Leave him alone, let's go to the third floor to eat hot pot."
"Go~"
After the female high school student left, Future was stunned for a long time before picking up the coin and smiling miserably: "Finally I have money to buy meat dishes."
When ordering dishes, the future probed into the brain, carefully selected, and finally chose a plate of 3 yuan salted fish.
The choice of this dish is particular.
Other meat dishes, such as chicken drumsticks, are easy to eat up in one go, and then you can only eat dry food.
But salted fish has a strong taste and must be eaten slowly, so that the least amount of dishes can be served with the most rice.
And according to future observations, there are two pieces of salted fish on a plate, which is enough for him to eat two bowls of rice, and then drink a free bowl of soup to keep him full!
After paying the bill, Future was so hungry that he hurriedly looked for a seat in the cafeteria.
The atmosphere in private schools is relatively relaxed, and there is no rule that "men and women cannot eat together".
At this time, the male and female students were in pairs, chatting about campus anecdotes while eating, and some were still serving each other food, you and me, this kind of look is a young couple.
Seeing this kind of pure and lovely campus romance, Future is deeply moved.
For a long time, because of his unremarkable appearance, he never had the talent to sing and dance rap since he was a child. He had no chance of being a girl throughout his school days, and he was a passerby with no sense of existence.
When he was in college, he finally plucked up the courage to go downstairs to the girl's dormitory he liked and light candles to confess his love, but the dormitory aunt put it out with a fire extinguisher, and was arrested and educated about fire protection.
Moreover, the girl was not in the dormitory at all that night. According to her roommate, the girl received an invitation from the male god and went to the hotel to eat spicy hot pot.
The only time I held hands was when I was 6 years old when I was ignorant with my childhood sweetheart.
This situation was so emotional that he lost his mind in the future, and when he turned the corner, he accidentally bumped into a graceful figure.
When they collided, the fresh fragrance of the perfume lingered in the nostrils. It was not like the richness of roses or the light fragrance of daisies, but it made people feel comfortable. It was obviously a high-end perfume from a luxury brand.
With this collision, the woman lost her balance and fell to the ground with a coquettish cry, and the salted fish in Future's hands also flipped over.
At the moment of lightning and flint, between the overturned salted fish and the delicate body of a woman, there is no doubt that the future will choose...
Save the salted fish.
Future hurriedly held the plate steady, but one salted fish was not rescued and fell to the ground and could not be eaten.
Looking at the salted fish on the ground, Future couldn't help but frown. One yuan and five were wasted, but he managed to keep one.
After saving Xianyu, Future squatted down and kept apologizing: "I'm sorry, I didn't hit you on purpose."
This is a woman in a sky-blue dress. The slim dress outlines a graceful curve. Her legs are long and her waist is thin. Her long jet-black hair brushes past her ears and rests lightly on her shoulders, with a few wisps of hair dancing playfully. , adding a little laziness.
Future helped the woman up, subconsciously patted the ashes on her skirt, and said, "I'm really sorry, are you okay?"
"Teacher Liu!" Before the woman could speak, a hurried shout came from not far away.
Soon, a young man ran over. He was wearing a hand-made top-level suit, his hair was meticulously combed with hairspray to look handsome, and he was wearing a silver Rolex watch in his left hand. "Rich" was written all over his body.
The young man supported Teacher Liu, and sternly shouted at the future: "Don't you have eyes when you walk? Apologize!"
Mirai said inexplicably, "Didn't I already apologize? Why are you so excited? Is she your girlfriend?"
"Ah, please don't get me wrong." Teacher Liu gently brushed his messy hair behind his ears, and said to the young man, "Mr. Mo, I'm fine."
"Oh, it's fine." Teacher Mo nodded foolishly, with a compliment on his face, but he was a little disappointed from the look in his eyes.
The situation in front of me couldn't be more obvious. When I come to the cafeteria to eat, I have to wear a suit, spray hairspray, and either be gay or lick a dog.
Although Teacher Liu was a little sullen, she still maintained her ladylike image and said hello: "Hi, I haven't seen you before, are you a new teacher?"
Future nodded: "Yes, the newcomer. My name is Future, the head teacher of Class One (14)."
As soon as they heard the name of class 14, both of them showed horrified expressions. Teacher Liu opened his eyes wide: "Why did you become the head teacher of that class in class one (14)?"
(It’s not that the school’s Sima management cheated me, a bunch of idiots.) Future patted his chest, and said solemnly: “The spring cicadas will die when they die, and the wax torch will turn into ashes and tears will dry! No matter what class, I am willing to be a A red candle, giving all the light and heat for the students, if you want to sum it up in two words, it is: Burning! Keep burning!"
For a moment, the future glowed like a light bulb among the crowd.
Teacher Liu was amused: "You are so funny."
Seeing this, Teacher Mo became anxious: "Mr. Liu, let's go to the private room on the third floor. The chef has already prepared the food."
"Okay, goodbye, future teacher." Teacher Liu said hello and left.
"Goodbye."
Holding the salted fish in the future, he found a place to eat.
Unexpectedly, after not eating for a while, Teacher Mo shot back. He walked quickly, looked at the future coldly, and threatened in a deep voice: "I warn you, stay away from Teacher Liu, or I will make you look good!"
Future said inexplicably: "I didn't know her in the first place. Besides, what I want to do is none of your business, right?"
Teacher Mo looked up and down the clothes of the future. The cheap texture seemed to cost only a few dozen yuan. He suddenly sneered: "Hehehe, you poor man, think that you can climb up to Teacher Liu by creating such a chance encounter just now? I I advise you to see how much you weigh."
Future: "I weigh 125 pounds and 3 taels."
"???" Teacher Mo was speechless for a moment. He pointed to the future for a long time, and then said with a stare, "Be careful! Teacher Liu is not someone you can climb up to!"
Seeing Teacher Mo leaving in arrogance, Future stretched out his finger and swiped at Teacher Mo.
Teacher Mo suddenly slipped on the soles of his feet and fell to the ground.
There are often soups spilled by students accidentally on the floor of the cafeteria. When Teacher Mo fell, the high-end suit on his body directly acted as a rag to wipe off the soup on the floor.
Seeing Teacher Mo getting up in a panic and stomping on the floor tiles to vent his anger, in the future he only feels that the rice in the bowl has become more fragrant.
His eyes were eager to recommend tickets.
(End of this chapter)
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