NOVEL WEB The Salted Fish Life of a Superman
Chapter 12 BOOM!
Chapter 12 BOOM!
Out of the idea of unity and friendship, Future persuaded: "Oh, since we are all in the same class, everyone should help each other."
"Must!" Jiang Yunhu patted his chest and swore, "Lei Lie and I have already called good people. We have blocked Li Jin downstairs in the dormitory these two days, and we must beat him like a pig's head! Class 14 will not be violated!"
"I didn't say it was this kind of 'mutual help'." Future was a little speechless, shaking his head and said, "And Li Jin has already been beaten, I guess he is lying in the infirmary with Alexander now."
Jiang Yunhu and Lei Lie looked at each other, and said doubtfully: "Really? Li Jin is the main center of the basketball team. He is as strong as a bull. In terms of fighting, this guy is also ranked high in school. He is often arrogant and domineering. Today It was cleaned up? Who did it? Teacher, it couldn’t be you!”
In the last sentence, Jiang Yunhu's tone was very expectant.If it was really from the future, he would go directly to the Academic Affairs Office to file a complaint.Teachers beating students, such as beating students, will be punished as a serious demerit, or directly dismissed!
Future waved his hands, shaking his head like a rattle: "It's definitely not me. I'm a weak scholar, I can't even beat a chicken, how can I beat someone?"
Lei Lie snorted with some disdain, as if he was dissatisfied with the cowardice in the future, but he didn't say much, but asked: "Then who did it?"
The future didn't hide it: "Rocky did it. To be honest, if I didn't see it with my own eyes, I couldn't believe that a girl like her is so powerful. You didn't see it, and kicked Li Jin with a flying kick. fainted."
"Rocky?!" Jiang Yunhu and Lei Lie were surprised at the same time. Jiang Yunhu's expression became a little uncertain, and he said gloomily, "Teacher, have you met Rocky? Did she talk to you?"
Future was a little surprised. When he was talking with Rocky, there were no other people around. It was impossible for outsiders to know. How could Jiang Yunhu guess so accurately?
Future wanted to lie, after all, Rocky had just warned him to be careful of Jiang Yunhu, but he felt that something was wrong, so he said cautiously: "Well, I have seen it."
"What did she talk to you about?" Jiang Yunhu frowned, seeing that the future was hesitant to speak, he clicked his tongue impatiently, and asked directly, "Did she tell you to be careful about us, and said that she would help you. Also said What is she a moderate and we are radicals or something?"
(Holy shit, you can also read minds?) The future was suddenly dumbfounded. He quickly realized that something was wrong, and quickly confessed: "Yes, you've got it right! What's going on?"
"Damn it! This little bitch is pouring dirty water on us again!" Lei Lie jumped up angrily, "I must teach her a lesson today!"
"Wait, don't be impulsive, this is not the time for internal friction. And you forgot? The last time you fought, you dislocated her, and she kicked you with a concussion. She was alive and kicking in three days, and you I've been lying on the hospital bed for a week, don't look for trouble." Jiang Yunhu began to become a little irritable, he fumbled in his pocket, took out an empty cigarette case, clicked his tongue, and threw it into the trash can, "Do you have any cigarettes? I'm done."
"Although it is not recommended for you to smoke when you are young, I have one here. If you want it, I will give it to you." Future remembered that he had accepted a cigarette from Rocky. He is not a smoker anyway, so he simply gave it to Jiang Yunhu as a favor.
Jiang Yunhu was in a bad mood at this time, and he didn't even look at it. He took the cigarette and lit it. He took a puff, exhaled the cigarette and frowned and said, "Why is it mint flavored? Such a mother."
Lei Lie stared at the cigarette on Jiang Yunhu's mouth, was stunned for a while, and said, "Why does this smoke look familiar?"
Future said bluntly: "Oh, Rocky gave it to me just now. I don't usually smoke, and I feel embarrassed to throw it away. If you want to smoke, I will take it out for you."
"Damn it! Rocky gave it to you?!" Jiang Yunhu panicked in fright, his face livid, "You're so fucking late"
"BOOM!~" Jiang Yunhu was about to spit out the smoke in his mouth when he heard a loud noise.The cigarette in his mouth exploded like fireworks, emitting a flash of light, and the bursting sparks and high temperature directly burned Jiang Yunhu into a sausage mouth.
Jiang Yunhu stood on the spot with the last cigarette butt in his mouth, his face was already dark, his lips were swollen and cracked, and his mouth was covered with blood.He exhaled a mouthful of black smoke, rolled his eyes and fainted on the ground.
"Fuck! Six Eyes! Call the infirmary quickly and ask them to send someone over!" Lei Lie quickly helped Jiang Yunhu to the bed, took out the medical bag under the bed, and helped Jiang Yunhu do the initial treatment.
"Teacher, I've convinced you. You dared to take all of Rocky's things, and you were able to get out of your body after taking them away. You are truly unprecedented." Six Eyes looked at the future with a strange expression, and began to call the infirmary .
The future is really stupid this time. Thinking of Rocky's harmless smile, he suddenly felt chills all over. Is this Rocky seriously black-bellied? !
When he took the cigarette, he was really defenseless, because he didn't smoke, so he didn't light it on the spot.
Thinking about it now, if I knew how to smoke, wouldn’t it just blow me up when I lit it on the spot?
This kind of thing is changing so quickly that there is no time to react, even superpowers can't save the scene.
Suddenly, in the future, he remembered the boy next to Rocky. That guy said something like "beat him up and take a picture" before. Combined with this cigarette stuffed with firecrackers and Rocky's overtures, the future will be very fast. I understand everything.
What radicals, what moderates, are all nonsense!
Luo Qi is no different from Jiang Yunhu and his group, they are all bad guys who want to make the teacher resign.
It's just that Jiang Yunhu's method is more straightforward, and he directly rectifies it.
And Rocky's method is more black-bellied, first let you relax your vigilance by showing favor, and become "friends" with you, then surprise you and smack you, and finally take a photo as a souvenir, leaving you with permanent psychological trauma!
(End of this chapter)
Out of the idea of unity and friendship, Future persuaded: "Oh, since we are all in the same class, everyone should help each other."
"Must!" Jiang Yunhu patted his chest and swore, "Lei Lie and I have already called good people. We have blocked Li Jin downstairs in the dormitory these two days, and we must beat him like a pig's head! Class 14 will not be violated!"
"I didn't say it was this kind of 'mutual help'." Future was a little speechless, shaking his head and said, "And Li Jin has already been beaten, I guess he is lying in the infirmary with Alexander now."
Jiang Yunhu and Lei Lie looked at each other, and said doubtfully: "Really? Li Jin is the main center of the basketball team. He is as strong as a bull. In terms of fighting, this guy is also ranked high in school. He is often arrogant and domineering. Today It was cleaned up? Who did it? Teacher, it couldn’t be you!”
In the last sentence, Jiang Yunhu's tone was very expectant.If it was really from the future, he would go directly to the Academic Affairs Office to file a complaint.Teachers beating students, such as beating students, will be punished as a serious demerit, or directly dismissed!
Future waved his hands, shaking his head like a rattle: "It's definitely not me. I'm a weak scholar, I can't even beat a chicken, how can I beat someone?"
Lei Lie snorted with some disdain, as if he was dissatisfied with the cowardice in the future, but he didn't say much, but asked: "Then who did it?"
The future didn't hide it: "Rocky did it. To be honest, if I didn't see it with my own eyes, I couldn't believe that a girl like her is so powerful. You didn't see it, and kicked Li Jin with a flying kick. fainted."
"Rocky?!" Jiang Yunhu and Lei Lie were surprised at the same time. Jiang Yunhu's expression became a little uncertain, and he said gloomily, "Teacher, have you met Rocky? Did she talk to you?"
Future was a little surprised. When he was talking with Rocky, there were no other people around. It was impossible for outsiders to know. How could Jiang Yunhu guess so accurately?
Future wanted to lie, after all, Rocky had just warned him to be careful of Jiang Yunhu, but he felt that something was wrong, so he said cautiously: "Well, I have seen it."
"What did she talk to you about?" Jiang Yunhu frowned, seeing that the future was hesitant to speak, he clicked his tongue impatiently, and asked directly, "Did she tell you to be careful about us, and said that she would help you. Also said What is she a moderate and we are radicals or something?"
(Holy shit, you can also read minds?) The future was suddenly dumbfounded. He quickly realized that something was wrong, and quickly confessed: "Yes, you've got it right! What's going on?"
"Damn it! This little bitch is pouring dirty water on us again!" Lei Lie jumped up angrily, "I must teach her a lesson today!"
"Wait, don't be impulsive, this is not the time for internal friction. And you forgot? The last time you fought, you dislocated her, and she kicked you with a concussion. She was alive and kicking in three days, and you I've been lying on the hospital bed for a week, don't look for trouble." Jiang Yunhu began to become a little irritable, he fumbled in his pocket, took out an empty cigarette case, clicked his tongue, and threw it into the trash can, "Do you have any cigarettes? I'm done."
"Although it is not recommended for you to smoke when you are young, I have one here. If you want it, I will give it to you." Future remembered that he had accepted a cigarette from Rocky. He is not a smoker anyway, so he simply gave it to Jiang Yunhu as a favor.
Jiang Yunhu was in a bad mood at this time, and he didn't even look at it. He took the cigarette and lit it. He took a puff, exhaled the cigarette and frowned and said, "Why is it mint flavored? Such a mother."
Lei Lie stared at the cigarette on Jiang Yunhu's mouth, was stunned for a while, and said, "Why does this smoke look familiar?"
Future said bluntly: "Oh, Rocky gave it to me just now. I don't usually smoke, and I feel embarrassed to throw it away. If you want to smoke, I will take it out for you."
"Damn it! Rocky gave it to you?!" Jiang Yunhu panicked in fright, his face livid, "You're so fucking late"
"BOOM!~" Jiang Yunhu was about to spit out the smoke in his mouth when he heard a loud noise.The cigarette in his mouth exploded like fireworks, emitting a flash of light, and the bursting sparks and high temperature directly burned Jiang Yunhu into a sausage mouth.
Jiang Yunhu stood on the spot with the last cigarette butt in his mouth, his face was already dark, his lips were swollen and cracked, and his mouth was covered with blood.He exhaled a mouthful of black smoke, rolled his eyes and fainted on the ground.
"Fuck! Six Eyes! Call the infirmary quickly and ask them to send someone over!" Lei Lie quickly helped Jiang Yunhu to the bed, took out the medical bag under the bed, and helped Jiang Yunhu do the initial treatment.
"Teacher, I've convinced you. You dared to take all of Rocky's things, and you were able to get out of your body after taking them away. You are truly unprecedented." Six Eyes looked at the future with a strange expression, and began to call the infirmary .
The future is really stupid this time. Thinking of Rocky's harmless smile, he suddenly felt chills all over. Is this Rocky seriously black-bellied? !
When he took the cigarette, he was really defenseless, because he didn't smoke, so he didn't light it on the spot.
Thinking about it now, if I knew how to smoke, wouldn’t it just blow me up when I lit it on the spot?
This kind of thing is changing so quickly that there is no time to react, even superpowers can't save the scene.
Suddenly, in the future, he remembered the boy next to Rocky. That guy said something like "beat him up and take a picture" before. Combined with this cigarette stuffed with firecrackers and Rocky's overtures, the future will be very fast. I understand everything.
What radicals, what moderates, are all nonsense!
Luo Qi is no different from Jiang Yunhu and his group, they are all bad guys who want to make the teacher resign.
It's just that Jiang Yunhu's method is more straightforward, and he directly rectifies it.
And Rocky's method is more black-bellied, first let you relax your vigilance by showing favor, and become "friends" with you, then surprise you and smack you, and finally take a photo as a souvenir, leaving you with permanent psychological trauma!
(End of this chapter)
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