The Most Random System

Lin Li and Chen Yu Ying seem to have had an argument, and now they are in a standoff.

Both of their faces don't look good.

Wang Yuezhi keenly noticed this.

Hee hee.

He excitedly placed his trusty little packet of tissues in his pocket, come on argue, argue to your heart's content, let me, Wang Yuezhi the warm guy, have my moment to shine!

They say warm guys come after dogs, isn't Lin Li that dog? Soon it will be my turn.

The pretty girl and the dog laughed again, seemingly resolving their misunderstandings.

Not hee hee.

...

"Class monitor, what are you laughing at? Is this funny to you? Just tell me, if I were a perverted creep, would you still dare say this in front of me? You wouldn't even dare sit next to me, right!

So I'm emphasizing this matter very seriously to you now! Doing this is really disrespectful to me! There's a world of difference between being a creep and not!" Lin Li said earnestly.

"I'm really sorry, I won't make this mistake again, please forgive me." Chen Yu Ying, trying hard to keep a straight face, failed and spoke with suppressed laughter.

She was really startled just now, thinking Lin Li was genuinely angry.

"Hehe, if there's a next time, there better not be a third. If you dare do it a fourth time, I'll let you know during the fifth just how mad I was the sixth." Lin Li said with a cold smile.

Chen Yu Ying blinked: "You really are someone with strong principles."

"I think so too." Lin Li nodded.

"Alright then, back to the matter where I need your help. I truly don't dare say this in front of them. Not many girls want to go, and I'm persuading those who don't. But for the boys, those not familiar with Zhuo Yongfei or who can't speak to him, you're the only one I can rely on, Lin Li."

Chen Yu Ying looked at Lin Li with hopeful eyes, entrusting him.

"Such a reasonable request that's for the sake of the class, as a fine young man of the new era, there's no way to refuse, I'd agree immediately." Lin Li said.

"Thank you, Lin Li!"

"Class monitor, you're thanking me too early."

Chen Yu Ying: "?"

"It's good I'm not a fine young man of the new era, remember class monitor, I'm a creep." Lin Li sincerely said, giving himself a thumbs-up with his right hand.

Chen Yu Ying: "..."

"But you're a good creep." It was Chen Yu Ying's turn to emphasize.

"Still a creep, so refusal is reasonable." Lin Li emphasized.

Damn, Lin Li sure holds grudges!

Chen Yu Ying bit her lower lip, and after a while, released it. She suddenly reached out, grabbed the hem of Lin Li's short sleeve, and started to shake it:

"Please, Lin Li~~"

Bu Hao!

It's the beauty trap!

Yet, as an Immortal Cultivator, how could Lin Li let such worldly temptations cloud his mind? He had an enhanced physique that increased resistance to allure by 100%!

So Lin Li turned his head aside: "Hmph, begging me won't work."

Keep that mouth shut, no smiling!

Lin Li was in a furious battle with his own muscles.

Seeing Lin Li's almost sparking face, Chen Yu Ying shook Lin Li's hem with more force: "Please, Lin Li~~ help me~~"

"I've been gutting fish at Da Run Fa for ten years. My heart is already cold as iron, class monitor, even if you call me brother several times, I won't help you!" the stoic teenager declared, looking out the window, firm in his refusal.

The young man's resolve was iron-clad, unbreakable.

Chen Yu Ying: "?"

She didn't even call him brother?

Wait.

"..."

First, Chen Yu Ying envisioned a little Lin Li in her mind and started to furiously stab him. Then, with teeth grazing her lower lip, she used a voice unimaginable in its sweetness:

"Brother, brother~~ Lin Li brother~~ please help me~~"

Lin Li realized something.

The problem with clampers is only because one hasn't met a good clamper.

Is falling to the beauty trap truly a hero's fate?

Xiaojing, I'm sorry, my moonlight might need to change people, wishing you well in the detention center, let's not meet after you get out.

"Li·Li·Bro·ther!"

In his daze, with a heavy voice and increased force, Lin Li was tugged a bit forward.

Turning his head, he found Chen Yu Ying, who had called him numerous times without response, looking like she was about to get sulky.

"A fine young man of the new era, who else but me! Class monitor, leave this heavy burden to me. Even if Bai Bufan and the others die, I'll carry their ashes with us, using them to light our path on the autumn trip!"

Understanding when to stop, Lin Li immediately patted his chest, taking on this arduous task.

"Remember what you said, if not done well, I won't teach you again." Chen Yu Ying immediately withdrew her hand, turning to the desk, covering her face with her left hand, and with the right one holding a pen, doodling aimlessly, but looking extremely busy.

But upon closer inspection, you'd find the pen tip never touched the page.

"Rest assured in my ability to handle things!"

Lin Li stretched lazily, looked up, and noticed only he and Chen Yu Ying were left in the classroom.

When did Wang Yuezhi leave, and he didn't even say a word.

Looks like the math problem really troubled him today at noon.

...

"Class monitor, how do you solve this?" The lunch break officially began, and Lin Li entered study mode, encountering difficulties and asking for help.

"Today, I don't want to answer any questions from a creep, whether good or not." Chen Yu Ying said sullenly without turning her head.

Damn, the class monitor sure holds grudges.

No worries, just appease her.

Lin Li raised his voice into a playful tone: "Lady~~"

"Lin Li, don't do that, it scares me!" Chen Yu Ying shivered, quickly turned her head, and rapidly spoke: "Give me the problem, I'll teach you now, just please stop talking like that!"

Lin Li: "..."

The effect worked, she was indeed appeased.

The process wasn't quite as he imagined.

Why does it feel a bit hurtful?

...

"Class monitor, I'm going to the restroom."

Lin Li got up, at the same time taking out some accumulated small garbage from the drawer, walked to the trash can outside the door.

Someone was quite indulgent, throwing a brand-new unused pack of tissues in the trash can, wonder what they were thinking.

Underneath the tissues, there were no liquids, just draft papers. Looking around and seeing no one, Lin Li swiftly picked it up without anyone knowing.

Bingo, saved a dollar.

The restroom was at the end of the corridor.

Outside the restroom was a relatively large open space, where there was a water dispenser.

Lin Li saw an acquaintance here.

Why was Wang Yuezhi sitting here, leaning against the wall on the ground, burying his head in his legs?

Was he crying?

Lin Li had heard of diligent students being quite obsessive over problems, breaking down when failing to solve them. Today, he finally saw it in reality.

Since Wang Yuezhi hadn't disgusted him recently, Lin Li wasn't going to act petty and mock him.

Lin Li sighed, walked over silently, took out the tissues he just picked up, placed them beside Wang Yuezhi, and then walked away.

In such moments, gestures or words of comfort would only cause more harm.

Silently caring is what Wang Yuezhi needs most.

It's not a crime for men to cry.

...

Wang Yuezhi lifted his head.

Out here to clear his mind, away from the eyesore, he sighed heavily in frustration.

Then Yu Guang noticed the tissues.

He shuddered, rolling and crawling on the ground to the corner of the wall.

Damn, haunted?

A relentless ghost tissue that can't be discarded?